(A/N-This chapter is a bit.....*interesting*)
Day 1
(Kirk enters the bridge. He is just in time to hear Uhura having an angry
conversation with somebody)
Uhura-(Into the communicator) No Admiral, I will not put you through to Kirk.
He's too busy.
Kirk-I'm not too busy to hear from Starfleet.
Uhura-(angrily) Yes you are! You can't talk to them. Admiral, Captain Kirk
doesn't feel like talking to you. (pause) Hah! I bet it's not urgent.
(pause) Klingons you say! Hah! (pause) Good-bye to you too. (pause) And
your mother is an insane monkey!
(Chekov bursts out laughing)
Kirk-What's so funny?
Chekov-(Shaking with laughter) Insane...monkey..Ha, ha,(Erupts into a laughing
spasm)
Kirk-Ah, Chekov? Maybe you should go see....(As if he is telepathic, McCoy enters
the bridge)....Doctor McCoy.
Spock-I doubt that is necessary. Humans tend to overreact frequently.
McCoy-(Totally serious)I agree.
Spock-(Raises eyebrow)I believe that is more of your sarcasm, Doctor?
McCoy-Of course not, humans overreact. Spock's right.
Kirk-(Thinking)McCoy's agreeing with Spock? About humans even? Wow, Q can
work miracles.
Day 2
Spock-We are entering a neutral zone.
Kirk-(Urgent) What? Why didn't you tell me! Chekov, get us out of here! Warp 9!
Chekov-Warp.....9? Waaarp..Ha! Ha! (Starts laughing)
Kirk-Oookay. Sulu than. Get us out of here, Warp 9!
Sulu-(Sits up in his chair and points at the ceiling) Look! It's a bird, it's a plane,
no it's not! It's Super Sulu! (Stands on his chair and holds out his arms like
he's flying.)
Kirk-OK, Spock! I trust you know how to work Warp drive?
Spock-I have known since my first ensign training in-(Kirk interrupts)
Kirk-Just do it!
(They leave the neutral zone)
Day 3
(They are in space. Kirk is counting down the days. He can't wait till he has
a normal crew again)
Kirk-I'm counting down the days. I can't wait till I have a normal crew again.
Uhura-I am normal!
McCoy-(Sensing something embarrassing is going to happen, enters bridge)
Anyone up for some Chinese food?(Holds out a tray)
Kirk-No thank you! I've had quite enough of fortune cookies for a long while!
McCoy-How about fried chicken? (Holds up tray)
(Spock's eyes suddenly glaze over. He steps into the front of the room and
stands on one foot)
Spock-(Singing) I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is
my spout. When I get all stemmed up here me SHOUT! Tip me over and
pour me out.
McCoy-(Laughing) Well, this is a surprise.
Spock-(Eyes return to normal)Doctor, there is nothing amusing about me singing a human children's song, while doing the dance routine.
McCoy-Oh, of course it's not amusing.(Stops laughing)
(If Spock wasn't Spock, he probably would have used his power over
McCoy. But Spock being Spock, decided to except this as a unusual change
of attitude, which wasn't expected to last long)
Day 4
(Kirk enters bridge. Uhura is talking into the communicator again. Sulu is
wearing a new green cape with SS on it)
Uhura-(pause) Ha! You think you can destroy us! You just wait! We'll get you.
(pause) No, you can't talk to the Captain. (pause) I don't care if it's our
last chance for mercy. (pause) Klingons must be stupid, and deaf! I told
you, Captain Kirk doesn't want to-
(Kirk looks at Spock and nudges his head to Uhura. Spock understands
and goes over to Uhura. He removes the communicator from her.)
Uhura-Hey! That's my cool ear piece. You can't have it!
Kirk-Chekov, put the message on main screen.
Chekov-Main.....screen? Mai....n..(Starts laughing hysterically)
Kirk- Never mind,. Sulu.. Sulu? (Sulu is looking around to see who Kirk is talking
to. Kirk sighs.) I mean Super Sulu.
Sulu-Yes?
Kirk-Put it on main screen.
(The main screen is on and it shows a very angry Klingon)
AK(Angry Klingon)-Kirk! How dare you! I have changed my mind, I will give you
no mercy!
Sulu-Don't worry Captain, Super Sulu will save you! (Sulu runs to the turbolift
and the doors close)
Kirk-(Under his breath) Stupid! (In communicator) Scotty, where are you?
Scotty-In the transporter room sir.
Kirk-Good! Make sure Sulu does not leave by the transporters, all right?
Scotty-(Sounds confused) Aye, I got you sir.
AK-Enough of this. I will annihilate you.
Kirk-Ahhh! No, please give us mercy! I'll do anything.
AK-Huh? Are you Captain Kirk?
Spock-Indeed, he-(Kirk interrupts)
Kirk-Of course I'm not Kirk. I'm so sorry, you seem to have gotten the wrong
ship.
AK-Oh. That's to bad. I wanted revenge on him.
Kirk-Well I think I saw his ship going to the Delta Quadrent.
AK-OK. Thanks for your help.
Kirk-It was nothing.
(The main screen goes blank and they see a Klingon Bird of Prey
heading away from them)
Kirk-(signs) Phew, that was close.
Chekov-Why'd you do that, Captain? I thought you loved fighting Klingons.
Spock-It is not incredibly eccentric. Humans are inclined to adjust their preferred
occupation periodically.
McCoy-I totally agree with..... what ever you said.
Uhura-Computer, Please translate Mister Spock's words into English.
Computer-(pleasantly)Mister Spock's words are already in English. But I can-
Uhura-I mean, translate them into slang, understandable words by people with
almost no vocabulary.
Computer-(Too pleasantly)Mister Spock's words translated are:(In Spock's
voice) That is not unusual. Humans tend to change interests a lot.
Kirk-There you go, Spock! You're finally making sense.
Spock-I believe that was the computer talking, Captain.
Kirk-Of course, Mister Spock. I was just pretending that there was hope for
you. (Spock raises an eyebrow)
Kirk-Oh, I forgot. (Opens communicator) Scotty, did you stop Sulu from beaming
aboard the ship?
Scotty-Well Cap'n, I didn't need to.
Kirk-Why?
Scotty-He came into the room, running hard with his arms outstretched. Then he
jumped off the steps into the Transporter room and yelled something like
"Up up and away". Then he fell hard on his stomach, and got knocked out.
(Kirk is laughing) Cap'n?
Kirk-Ahem, Cough cough. I'm fine, continue please.
Scotty-He just revived a few minutes ago. I sent him back to the bridge. Is that
OK, Cap'n?
Kirk-You did fine, Scotty. (Just as he finishes, Sulu enters the room. He is looking
annoyed. He sits in his chair)
Sulu-Hmph. Wouldn't even let me help. I could beat those Klingons. After all,
I'm Super Sulu!
Kirk-Chekov, lay in a course for-(Chekov is laughing)What is it?
Chekov-(Laughing)The..Ha! Ha! Computer.... wa...wa...was talking!
Kirk-Sooooo.....?
(But Chekov was laughing so hard he fell out of his chair)
Kirk-You know what, never mind. Sul- Super Sulu. Will you lay in a course for as
far from those Klingons as we can get?
Sulu-Course Asfarfromthoseklingonsaswecanget set in Captain.
Kirk-Good.
Day 5
(Kirk is getting very edgy. He just wants a normal crew. If he hears Chekov
laugh one more time, he's going to go insane. Kirk is in the turbolif to the
bridge. He hears Uhura yelling angrily. He figures he'd better get to the
bridge as soon as possible, and stop the person on the other end of the line
from being insulted)
Uhura-(As Kirk enters the bridge) You want to talk to "Your little Jimmy"? I'm
sorry, we have no "little Jimmy" on this ship. (Pause) You want to talk to
the Captain? Sorry, only special personnel can talk to James T. Kirk,
Captain of the USS Enterprise. (Pause) Who said that? He did of
course! (Pause) You say you're his mother? Hah! (Pause) You really are,
you say? Do you have DNA evidence? Can you tell me personal
information about him? (Pause)
Kirk-Uhura! Give it to me!(Makes a swipe for the communicator, and misses) I
want to talk to her!
Uhura-(To Kirk) No, You're much to busy!
Kirk-(Thinking) OK, I don't want to talk to my mom.
Uhura-Well, you have to. If she wants to talk to you, then you talk to her. (Uhura
forces the communicator at Kirk. Kirk smiles and takes it)
Kirk-Mother? Mother?
Communicator voice-Click. Beeeeeeeep! (Too friendly) I'm sorry, your caller has
hung up.
Kirk-Great, just great.
(Chekov starts laughing. Kirk's face goes red. He looks like he's going to
blow up)
Kirk-Al right! I give up!
(Q appears. He is holding a notepad and pen. He's also laughing)
Q-(Laughing) This is hilarious! I copied this hold thing down. I'm going to give it
to some author to publish. More embarrassment!
Kirk-get off my ship!
Q-Al right, you can stay like this if you want.
Kirk-No wait! Turn us back to normal.
Q-Why should I? I just came to laugh at you. You still have 2 more days to go.
Kirk-Because...Because....Because if you don't, I'll get the Narrator of Vile Evilness to say you got eaten by a space slug.
Q-No! Not the Narrator of Vile Evilness!
Narrator-(Comes out from back stage)I could do that?
Kirk-I think. Yah. If you say he's getting eaten by a space slug, then someone from
backstage will have to get in a space slug costume and pretend to eat him.
Narrator-I never knew I had all this power before. (Smiles evilly) All right, turn
them back or you'll get eaten by a space slug. Buuuuut...(Looks at Kirk)
Then you have to write a story about me.
Kirk-Anything!
Q-Hummmph! (Snaps fingers. McCoy appears on the bridge. Snaps fingers again.
Kirk sighs. Everything is normal again. Uhura looks about surprised.
McCoy looks really annoyed. Spock looks like he always does. Sulu is
looking at his Super Sulu cape with amazement. Chekov starts laughing.
Everyone stares at him)
Chekov-What?
Kirk-Do me a favor. Never laugh again, OK?(Chekov looks surprised)
Q-Wait! Before I go, I want to say what everybody had to do. As I'm sure you
guessed, Spock had to sing every time somebody said "chicken". McCoy
had to always agree with Spock. Sulu thought he was a super hero. Uhura
had to disagree with everybody. Chekov thought everything was funny and
Kirk was afraid of Klingons.
McCoy-That's the only time Kirk's ever going to be afraid of Klingons.
Spock-That was a fascinating experience.
McCoy-I disagree! Hah! That felt great! (McCoy starts to do a little victory dance,
but trips and falls over) Oww.
Kirk- (to Q) OK, get off my ship!
Q-Fine, I'll give these notes to an author. I hope your story gets on a website
somewhere. (Q disappears)
Sulu-Good riddance!
Narrator-Now about your promise, Kirk.
Kirk-Nuts! I was hoping you'd forget!
Narrator- You have to name a play the Adventures of the Narrator. I have to be
the main character.
Kirk-Hummmph! Fine, fine!
(The Narrator leaves)
Kirk-Well, I think now I get to conclude with a moral... Uh, any ideas?
Chekov-How about: don't get into a Game Show unless you know what you're
doing.
McCoy-How about: Q is bad news.
Kirk-Those are stupid! Never mind! Let's just end it so I can get Uhura to
apologize to my mother.
(Everyone smiles. minutes pass. Everyone is frozen)
Kirk-(Through his teeth)Narrator! Say The End! My mouth hurts from smiling
this stupid smile!
Narrator-Oh, sorry. I had to get coffee. The End
(A/N-I hope you liked it. Now(Waves a chain with a gem at the bottem in
front of you)You are getting sleepy, verrrry sleepy. Now I'm going to
count to 5, and when you wake up, you will review this chapter. I accept
suggestions or (smiles) compliments. 1... 2....3....4...5!
Now, a word to the reviewers:
Tavia-Reading during Computer class? (Wags finger)Tut! Tut! Of course, I can't
complain. I wrote my first draft of this during a boring Advisory class. I'm think
of writing a story like yours were you just keep adding chapters. I figure it might
be easier then writing a lot of stories. I got the Sock thing because I saw a story
with that typo in it, were someone said Sock. At first I thougt that they meant the
person called him Sock. I thought McCoy's reactions would be funny.
Empress Leia-How mysterious. Fanfiction has amazing powers of ESP. What is
the proverb in German?
Taskemus-I think my stories are weird, in a funny way. I hope Fanfiction starts
working for you. I want to read the endings of some of your stories.
Lady Chekov-Oh.. naughty Star Trek. Stealing, are they? So I guess it really is a
human proverb. McCoy wouldn't be happy. (Chekov's reaction to your review)
Chekov-(Smiling)Lady Chekov? At last, someone who appreciates a Russian.
Alainia-I'm glad you liked my acrostic disclaimer.
Day 1
(Kirk enters the bridge. He is just in time to hear Uhura having an angry
conversation with somebody)
Uhura-(Into the communicator) No Admiral, I will not put you through to Kirk.
He's too busy.
Kirk-I'm not too busy to hear from Starfleet.
Uhura-(angrily) Yes you are! You can't talk to them. Admiral, Captain Kirk
doesn't feel like talking to you. (pause) Hah! I bet it's not urgent.
(pause) Klingons you say! Hah! (pause) Good-bye to you too. (pause) And
your mother is an insane monkey!
(Chekov bursts out laughing)
Kirk-What's so funny?
Chekov-(Shaking with laughter) Insane...monkey..Ha, ha,(Erupts into a laughing
spasm)
Kirk-Ah, Chekov? Maybe you should go see....(As if he is telepathic, McCoy enters
the bridge)....Doctor McCoy.
Spock-I doubt that is necessary. Humans tend to overreact frequently.
McCoy-(Totally serious)I agree.
Spock-(Raises eyebrow)I believe that is more of your sarcasm, Doctor?
McCoy-Of course not, humans overreact. Spock's right.
Kirk-(Thinking)McCoy's agreeing with Spock? About humans even? Wow, Q can
work miracles.
Day 2
Spock-We are entering a neutral zone.
Kirk-(Urgent) What? Why didn't you tell me! Chekov, get us out of here! Warp 9!
Chekov-Warp.....9? Waaarp..Ha! Ha! (Starts laughing)
Kirk-Oookay. Sulu than. Get us out of here, Warp 9!
Sulu-(Sits up in his chair and points at the ceiling) Look! It's a bird, it's a plane,
no it's not! It's Super Sulu! (Stands on his chair and holds out his arms like
he's flying.)
Kirk-OK, Spock! I trust you know how to work Warp drive?
Spock-I have known since my first ensign training in-(Kirk interrupts)
Kirk-Just do it!
(They leave the neutral zone)
Day 3
(They are in space. Kirk is counting down the days. He can't wait till he has
a normal crew again)
Kirk-I'm counting down the days. I can't wait till I have a normal crew again.
Uhura-I am normal!
McCoy-(Sensing something embarrassing is going to happen, enters bridge)
Anyone up for some Chinese food?(Holds out a tray)
Kirk-No thank you! I've had quite enough of fortune cookies for a long while!
McCoy-How about fried chicken? (Holds up tray)
(Spock's eyes suddenly glaze over. He steps into the front of the room and
stands on one foot)
Spock-(Singing) I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is
my spout. When I get all stemmed up here me SHOUT! Tip me over and
pour me out.
McCoy-(Laughing) Well, this is a surprise.
Spock-(Eyes return to normal)Doctor, there is nothing amusing about me singing a human children's song, while doing the dance routine.
McCoy-Oh, of course it's not amusing.(Stops laughing)
(If Spock wasn't Spock, he probably would have used his power over
McCoy. But Spock being Spock, decided to except this as a unusual change
of attitude, which wasn't expected to last long)
Day 4
(Kirk enters bridge. Uhura is talking into the communicator again. Sulu is
wearing a new green cape with SS on it)
Uhura-(pause) Ha! You think you can destroy us! You just wait! We'll get you.
(pause) No, you can't talk to the Captain. (pause) I don't care if it's our
last chance for mercy. (pause) Klingons must be stupid, and deaf! I told
you, Captain Kirk doesn't want to-
(Kirk looks at Spock and nudges his head to Uhura. Spock understands
and goes over to Uhura. He removes the communicator from her.)
Uhura-Hey! That's my cool ear piece. You can't have it!
Kirk-Chekov, put the message on main screen.
Chekov-Main.....screen? Mai....n..(Starts laughing hysterically)
Kirk- Never mind,. Sulu.. Sulu? (Sulu is looking around to see who Kirk is talking
to. Kirk sighs.) I mean Super Sulu.
Sulu-Yes?
Kirk-Put it on main screen.
(The main screen is on and it shows a very angry Klingon)
AK(Angry Klingon)-Kirk! How dare you! I have changed my mind, I will give you
no mercy!
Sulu-Don't worry Captain, Super Sulu will save you! (Sulu runs to the turbolift
and the doors close)
Kirk-(Under his breath) Stupid! (In communicator) Scotty, where are you?
Scotty-In the transporter room sir.
Kirk-Good! Make sure Sulu does not leave by the transporters, all right?
Scotty-(Sounds confused) Aye, I got you sir.
AK-Enough of this. I will annihilate you.
Kirk-Ahhh! No, please give us mercy! I'll do anything.
AK-Huh? Are you Captain Kirk?
Spock-Indeed, he-(Kirk interrupts)
Kirk-Of course I'm not Kirk. I'm so sorry, you seem to have gotten the wrong
ship.
AK-Oh. That's to bad. I wanted revenge on him.
Kirk-Well I think I saw his ship going to the Delta Quadrent.
AK-OK. Thanks for your help.
Kirk-It was nothing.
(The main screen goes blank and they see a Klingon Bird of Prey
heading away from them)
Kirk-(signs) Phew, that was close.
Chekov-Why'd you do that, Captain? I thought you loved fighting Klingons.
Spock-It is not incredibly eccentric. Humans are inclined to adjust their preferred
occupation periodically.
McCoy-I totally agree with..... what ever you said.
Uhura-Computer, Please translate Mister Spock's words into English.
Computer-(pleasantly)Mister Spock's words are already in English. But I can-
Uhura-I mean, translate them into slang, understandable words by people with
almost no vocabulary.
Computer-(Too pleasantly)Mister Spock's words translated are:(In Spock's
voice) That is not unusual. Humans tend to change interests a lot.
Kirk-There you go, Spock! You're finally making sense.
Spock-I believe that was the computer talking, Captain.
Kirk-Of course, Mister Spock. I was just pretending that there was hope for
you. (Spock raises an eyebrow)
Kirk-Oh, I forgot. (Opens communicator) Scotty, did you stop Sulu from beaming
aboard the ship?
Scotty-Well Cap'n, I didn't need to.
Kirk-Why?
Scotty-He came into the room, running hard with his arms outstretched. Then he
jumped off the steps into the Transporter room and yelled something like
"Up up and away". Then he fell hard on his stomach, and got knocked out.
(Kirk is laughing) Cap'n?
Kirk-Ahem, Cough cough. I'm fine, continue please.
Scotty-He just revived a few minutes ago. I sent him back to the bridge. Is that
OK, Cap'n?
Kirk-You did fine, Scotty. (Just as he finishes, Sulu enters the room. He is looking
annoyed. He sits in his chair)
Sulu-Hmph. Wouldn't even let me help. I could beat those Klingons. After all,
I'm Super Sulu!
Kirk-Chekov, lay in a course for-(Chekov is laughing)What is it?
Chekov-(Laughing)The..Ha! Ha! Computer.... wa...wa...was talking!
Kirk-Sooooo.....?
(But Chekov was laughing so hard he fell out of his chair)
Kirk-You know what, never mind. Sul- Super Sulu. Will you lay in a course for as
far from those Klingons as we can get?
Sulu-Course Asfarfromthoseklingonsaswecanget set in Captain.
Kirk-Good.
Day 5
(Kirk is getting very edgy. He just wants a normal crew. If he hears Chekov
laugh one more time, he's going to go insane. Kirk is in the turbolif to the
bridge. He hears Uhura yelling angrily. He figures he'd better get to the
bridge as soon as possible, and stop the person on the other end of the line
from being insulted)
Uhura-(As Kirk enters the bridge) You want to talk to "Your little Jimmy"? I'm
sorry, we have no "little Jimmy" on this ship. (Pause) You want to talk to
the Captain? Sorry, only special personnel can talk to James T. Kirk,
Captain of the USS Enterprise. (Pause) Who said that? He did of
course! (Pause) You say you're his mother? Hah! (Pause) You really are,
you say? Do you have DNA evidence? Can you tell me personal
information about him? (Pause)
Kirk-Uhura! Give it to me!(Makes a swipe for the communicator, and misses) I
want to talk to her!
Uhura-(To Kirk) No, You're much to busy!
Kirk-(Thinking) OK, I don't want to talk to my mom.
Uhura-Well, you have to. If she wants to talk to you, then you talk to her. (Uhura
forces the communicator at Kirk. Kirk smiles and takes it)
Kirk-Mother? Mother?
Communicator voice-Click. Beeeeeeeep! (Too friendly) I'm sorry, your caller has
hung up.
Kirk-Great, just great.
(Chekov starts laughing. Kirk's face goes red. He looks like he's going to
blow up)
Kirk-Al right! I give up!
(Q appears. He is holding a notepad and pen. He's also laughing)
Q-(Laughing) This is hilarious! I copied this hold thing down. I'm going to give it
to some author to publish. More embarrassment!
Kirk-get off my ship!
Q-Al right, you can stay like this if you want.
Kirk-No wait! Turn us back to normal.
Q-Why should I? I just came to laugh at you. You still have 2 more days to go.
Kirk-Because...Because....Because if you don't, I'll get the Narrator of Vile Evilness to say you got eaten by a space slug.
Q-No! Not the Narrator of Vile Evilness!
Narrator-(Comes out from back stage)I could do that?
Kirk-I think. Yah. If you say he's getting eaten by a space slug, then someone from
backstage will have to get in a space slug costume and pretend to eat him.
Narrator-I never knew I had all this power before. (Smiles evilly) All right, turn
them back or you'll get eaten by a space slug. Buuuuut...(Looks at Kirk)
Then you have to write a story about me.
Kirk-Anything!
Q-Hummmph! (Snaps fingers. McCoy appears on the bridge. Snaps fingers again.
Kirk sighs. Everything is normal again. Uhura looks about surprised.
McCoy looks really annoyed. Spock looks like he always does. Sulu is
looking at his Super Sulu cape with amazement. Chekov starts laughing.
Everyone stares at him)
Chekov-What?
Kirk-Do me a favor. Never laugh again, OK?(Chekov looks surprised)
Q-Wait! Before I go, I want to say what everybody had to do. As I'm sure you
guessed, Spock had to sing every time somebody said "chicken". McCoy
had to always agree with Spock. Sulu thought he was a super hero. Uhura
had to disagree with everybody. Chekov thought everything was funny and
Kirk was afraid of Klingons.
McCoy-That's the only time Kirk's ever going to be afraid of Klingons.
Spock-That was a fascinating experience.
McCoy-I disagree! Hah! That felt great! (McCoy starts to do a little victory dance,
but trips and falls over) Oww.
Kirk- (to Q) OK, get off my ship!
Q-Fine, I'll give these notes to an author. I hope your story gets on a website
somewhere. (Q disappears)
Sulu-Good riddance!
Narrator-Now about your promise, Kirk.
Kirk-Nuts! I was hoping you'd forget!
Narrator- You have to name a play the Adventures of the Narrator. I have to be
the main character.
Kirk-Hummmph! Fine, fine!
(The Narrator leaves)
Kirk-Well, I think now I get to conclude with a moral... Uh, any ideas?
Chekov-How about: don't get into a Game Show unless you know what you're
doing.
McCoy-How about: Q is bad news.
Kirk-Those are stupid! Never mind! Let's just end it so I can get Uhura to
apologize to my mother.
(Everyone smiles. minutes pass. Everyone is frozen)
Kirk-(Through his teeth)Narrator! Say The End! My mouth hurts from smiling
this stupid smile!
Narrator-Oh, sorry. I had to get coffee. The End
(A/N-I hope you liked it. Now(Waves a chain with a gem at the bottem in
front of you)You are getting sleepy, verrrry sleepy. Now I'm going to
count to 5, and when you wake up, you will review this chapter. I accept
suggestions or (smiles) compliments. 1... 2....3....4...5!
Now, a word to the reviewers:
Tavia-Reading during Computer class? (Wags finger)Tut! Tut! Of course, I can't
complain. I wrote my first draft of this during a boring Advisory class. I'm think
of writing a story like yours were you just keep adding chapters. I figure it might
be easier then writing a lot of stories. I got the Sock thing because I saw a story
with that typo in it, were someone said Sock. At first I thougt that they meant the
person called him Sock. I thought McCoy's reactions would be funny.
Empress Leia-How mysterious. Fanfiction has amazing powers of ESP. What is
the proverb in German?
Taskemus-I think my stories are weird, in a funny way. I hope Fanfiction starts
working for you. I want to read the endings of some of your stories.
Lady Chekov-Oh.. naughty Star Trek. Stealing, are they? So I guess it really is a
human proverb. McCoy wouldn't be happy. (Chekov's reaction to your review)
Chekov-(Smiling)Lady Chekov? At last, someone who appreciates a Russian.
Alainia-I'm glad you liked my acrostic disclaimer.