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Ch 6: The woods, Tony the Tiger, and Scarf Conversations

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Strider led the hobbits, elf, and humans through the woods. They didn't trust him, (meaning Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin) but followed anyway. Grace and Cassandra could sense the tension, so they decided to teach the hobbits a song and force them to sing it.

"Okay, we're gonna sing it now." Said Cassandra. "Ready?"

Grace, Melanie, Tessa, Cassandra, Merry and Pippin all started singing.

"The ants go marching one by one

Hurrah, hurrah,

The ants go marching one by one

Hurrah, hurrah!

The ants go marching one by one

The little one stops to suck his thumb

And they all go marching down

Into the ground in from the rain

Boom, boom, boom!"

They continued singing until they got up to ten, then Strider couldn't take anymore.

"QUIET!" He yelled.

"Sorry." They said.

No more than five minutes later, Grace said, "I'm hungry. I could go for some cereal."

Tessa started singing. "Hey Tony!"

The girls chimed in, "I like the things you do!"

They all sang, "Hey Tony! If I could I would be you. You're the one and only tiger, with the one and only taste, knows how to take a breakfast and make it grrreat! Frosted Flakes, are more than good, they're grrreat!"

They all started laughing, the hobbits at the humor of the song, the girls because they thought the commercial was funny. Strider massaged his temples. "I always get the strange ones."

The song made the hobbits hungry, so they stopped to eat. Tessa was convinced that Tony the Tiger was a homosexual, until Cassandra said that Tessa was a homosexual, until she changed her mind about Tony.

Strider turned around to tell them to shut up, when he saw the hobbits stopping. "Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall." He said.

Pippin looked at him. "What about breakfast?"

"You've already had it."

"We've had one yes, but what about second breakfast?"

Strider walked away.

"Don't think he knows about second breakfast Pippin." Said Merry.

"Well what about elevensis? Luncheon? Afternoon Tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?" Asked Pippin.

I wouldn't count on it."

"So I guess that leaves out all of the snacks in between?" Asked Grace.

Merry looked at her and said, "If he left out those meals, would he leave out the snacks in between? Yes!"

Grace and Pippin looked at him disappointedly.

An apple flew over the bushes. Merry caught it and handed it to Pippin. Another apple flew over and hit Pippin in the head.

"Pippin!" Yelled Merry.

"Ooh! I call it!" Said Grace, grabbing it and taking a bite.

After a while, Melanie and Grace got bored, and started to bother Pippin.

"Please?" Asked Grace.

"No." said Pippin.

"We'll give it back." Said Melanie.

"No." said Pippin aggravated.

"Please?" Said Melanie giving him her most irresistible puppy dog eyes.

"Fine." Said Pippin handing them his scarf. "Give it back when you're done."

"Okay!" Said Grace, handing Melanie an end of the scarf.

"Hello!?" Said Melanie talking into the scarf, then holding it to her ear.

"Hello." Said Grace, doing the same.

"What's up?" Said Melanie.

"Nothing really, I just landed in Middle Earth and joined four hobbits on a very dangerous mission."

"Me to! Out lives are so boring." Said Melanie. "Well got to go!"

"See ya!"

They handed the scarf back to Pippin, who was staring at them open mouthed. Merry and Cassandra were laughing so hard they were leaning on Sam and Tessa for support. Frodo was "coughing" into his sleeve. Strider smiled and shook his head.

"You needed my scarf for that!?" Yelled Pippin.

"Yes." Said Grace in a "no duh" tone.

He walked around in three complete circles with his hands on his head as if he had a headache. Melanie and Grace fell onto the ground in laughter.

"We must continue." Said Strider.

"Okay, okay." Said Melanie standing up."

They all started walking.

"Can someone help me up?" Asked Grace.

Pippin and Frodo helped her up. It was hard for Pippin to stay mad at someone for long. They continued through the woods, and eventually made it to Weathertop.