A sad story of Magneto's worst Christmas and Charles's triumph. I don't own X-Men. That would be silly.
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Magneto got run over by a wheelchair
Trying to blow up Xaviers house Christmas eve
You can say Charles is worse than useless
But that wheelchair comes in handy believe me!
He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And toad'd begged him not to go,
But he could see no reason not too,
And Charles squashed him while on the loo.
When they found him Christmas mornin',
With wheel marks over his back.
There was furniture polish on his for-head,
And we know Charles bought a multi-pack!
Magneto got run over by a wheelchair
Trying to blow up Xaviers house Christmas eve.
You can say Charles is worse than useless,
But that wheelchair comes in handy believe me!
Now were all so proud of Charlie,
He saved our lives and that is swell
See him in there kissing 'Roro,
And he's got his eye on Logan as well!
It's not Christmas without Maggie.
All the Brotherhoods dressed in black
And we just sit there and wonder,
Should we take Charles's hand off Jean Greys back?
Magneto got run over by a wheelchair
Trying to blow up Xaviers house Christmas eve.
You can say Charles is worse than useless,
But that wheelchair comes in handy believe me!
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of muck.
And a purple lump of metal,
Once Maggies helmet now a cup.
You can say we never warned Magneto.
Better watch out for a drunken Charles
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a wheelchair and is bald!
Magneto got run over by a wheelchair
Trying to blow up Xaviers house Christmas eve.
You can say Charles is worse than useless,
But that wheelchair comes in handy believe me!