To the tune of 'Lola' by the Stix. I apologise to anyone who likes that song, Logan or Rogue. Yep. More to do with the film than Evo but I may as well put all my song fics together. Toodle pip!

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I met him in a pub up in North Canada
where you drink a dozen beers and go out minus a molar
M-O-L-A-R molar.

He walked up to me and he looked at me odd.
I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice he said, "Logan"
L-O-G-A-N Logan, lo lo lo lo Logan

Well, I'm not the world's most physical girl,
but when he squeezed me tight he nearly broke my spine
Oh my Logan, lo lo lo lo Logan

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why he walk like a man but talk like a woman
Oh my Logan, lo lo lo lo Logan, lo lo lo lo Logan

Well, we drank cold beer and danced all night,
under electric candlelight,
he picked me up and sat me on his knee,
He said, "Little girl won't you come home with me?"

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate girl,
but when I looked in his eyes,
well I almost fell for my Logan,
Lo lo lo lo Logan, lo lo lo lo Logan

Logan, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Logan

I pushed him away. I walked to the door.
He took out his claws and smiled prettily
I looked at him, and he at me.

Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
And I always want it to be that way for my Logan.
Lo lo lo lo Logan.

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Logan. Lo lo lo lo Logan

Well I left home just a week before,
and I never ever kissed a man properly before,
Logan smiled and took me by the hand,
He said, "Quick healing helps when I kiss you Rogue."

Well I'm not the world's most femine girl,
but I know what I am and I bet I'm a girl,
so is Logan Lo lo lo lo Logan. Lo lo lo lo Logan.

Logan. Lo lo lo lo Logan Lo lo lo lo Lola.
Lo lo lo lo Logan. Lo lo lo lo Logan.
Lo lo lo lo Logan. Lo lo lo lo Logan.
Lo lo lo lo Logan. Lo lo lo lo Logan.
Lo lo lo lo Logan.