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A/N: I really want to apologize for not making this clear before, this Chapter is some crazy chat w/ the characters about whom they are gonna play, this chapter does not, in any way, affect the outcome of the story, in fact, if you want, skip it, head right to the real story, which starts in ch.2 (Which is actually ch. 1 of the story) I know I am being very confusing, It's just that I don't want this chapter to be a cause of flames, as I'm afraid it will become, and I know that this is a huge block of words w/ a lot of commas, but please, don't flame because of it, I don't know, why or under what circumstance I wrote it, frankly I don't remember, but if you will flame it , I ask you to skip it, THAKYOU. *

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We shall start with me (the author) I find it dull to call myself author so, I have chosen a name for me, (taking in mind the sea spirit) which will be.Captain Nyago, (¬_¬ wow, that's creative) choosing a Titanic character for all of r'ppls. I will arrange them by my own circumstances (caution: this could get nasty) I will be enjoyed by people who like weird things.

*****Henry******

-Henry, you'll be Jack's Italian friend- (always start with a smile on your face)

-Wha..!? No way!!I'm not gonna be some crazy Irish dude who gets crushed by a gigantic tube!!- (Nice start)

-It's a funnel Henry, and he's Italian not Irish, besides you're the one that looks most like an Italian, ok Italians don't have blue hair, but. I might decide to save you from getting crushed, be positive!- (Ah, the good 'be positive' phrase, It's not like he's a hippy or anything)

-Wait a minute, if I'm gonna play this part I demand being Irish!- (Attack him with Lucky Charms, they're after me marshmallows!!)

*****Takato***** -Ok, Takato, you're gonna be Jack, mainly 'cause you got the same hair color- (do not show it is a pathetic decision)

-Sure I'll be John- (You wish to see inside his bizarre, creepy, true, but bizarre mind)

-Jack- (Quire, very quire)

-Right.but doesn't John sound better? -(do not show you wish to make his goggles part of his face)

-Yes, but No- (Ravioli is good, *take deep breath* breathing is important)

- Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeese- (Who are you Tweety? I hate Tweety)

-No Jack, I mean John, I mean Jack- (Mesmerizing you with my cat attack)

*****Rica*****

-Rica you will be Rose!-( Not all are pink) -Are you kiddin' me! There is no way I am going to be a pathetic creep called rose who tries suicide falls in love with some perv, and to top it off is given a precious diamond that she throws into the sea like an idiot!-( Is it me or has she been watching Anger management lately?)

-Wow, that make me appreciate my life, fine I don't wanna mess with YOU, so you can be the old chubby woman who gives Jack his suit who used to be your son's. Besides, Takato and Jeri would make such a cute Jack and Rose. (Mahaha, Mahah right on the spot)

-So! Why should I care!? And, What do you mean OLD woman?!?!?- (Old, it's not like I'm gonna make you master Yoda)

-All right! YOUNG woman, happy? -(Is she ever? depends on the circumstances)

- What do you mean chubby??- (troglodita)

- All right! Slim how 'bout it??- ( '-_-...)

-Good, and what do you mean with son!-(... I wish I had a dime for every single time I've been stared for beein' in da whrong sidda town.*In times like these I just sing a song, very badly by the way *)

-Ok so you don't have a son!- (How dare thee defy, thy author? Thy have for a long time to, be truthful)

-And what's the suit business??-(There's no business like suit business)

-You give you're son's suit to Jack- (BITE ME!)

-But you just said I didn't have a son! Thus I don't have a suit!-(Amm, keep calm, inject sedate, keep calm)

-But you must have a suit; you're the SUIT woman!! -(Suit woman, suit, suit woman, suit, does it click?)

-But I don't have a freaking suit!! - (Aw, that's a pity, then freeken' find one!!)

-AHGHHHHHHH-(start biting arm)

****Jery****

-Aaal right, since Miss. slim young lady who doesn't have a son nor a suit declines being Rose well, you get the part! (-_- Yaay! -_-)

-Ahh. ok I'll be Rose, yet isn't Jasmine more original?- (Don't mess with Aladdin, he has a magic lamp and he's not doubting on using it!)

-Yes Jasmine is more original, but, I don't want original, I want Rose, plain Rose. (That freaky puppet has been giving you ideas hasn't it?)

-Fine, be that way old fashion geek!(The freaky puppet HAS been giving you ideas! Deth to the puppet, who's with me?)

****Ryo****

-Well, Ryo, guess you are Rose's fiancé-(that's a surprise?)

-Way cool! I'm the guy with the money!! But, do I really have to give the diamond away?? I mean It'll have sentimental value! - (Sentimental value my foot!)

-Hey! You should be grateful you don't get killed at the end! (Or shouldn't he?)

-Yeah, yeah right, health is always the most important thing, bah-(Yeah, yeah may the force be with you)

****The Digimons****

-Now listen up, you digimons will be the crew members, and since I want this ship to leave the bay and not crash against the closest boat, Renamon is the captain, Terrirmon's first mate, and Guilmon is second mate, Tankmon is the tickets agent, Lopmon´s the bartender and Impmon and Calumon are the watch mon (instead of men, get it?) all happy?-

-Well, I appreciate the Idea of being captain, but I, I kinda get seasick- (Don't worry only the fish'l regret it)

-Ok, then just bring a bag or run to the deck, rest of you happy?- (Except the fish for sure)

-Guilmon's happy of being on a boat, Gulimon likes to swim, but is it safe?- (dino-boy, and you wonder why you're not captain)

-It won't be after she's puked in it HAHA! And I am Not happy whit being watch man, mon whatever!- (Manmon, I like that idea)

-You do know that being captain allows me to beat the hell out of you? And by the way have you been drinking coffee?-(You ask? He didn't drink coffee he gulped coffee)

-I'll never tell HAHA!- (We know who got the miss. Congeniality award) (Anyhoo, while cap. renamon chases Impmon around, trying to make him a life jacket, the rest of the digimon agree on their positions peacefully.ya right!!!)

*****Kenta & Kazu****

First of all since I am such a wonderful person, both of you will have diverse positions, first, you will be Jack and his Italian friend's opponents on a digimon game betting two tickets for the titanic, which they win.-

-Aww that's bad!- (Oh, c'mon ya only loose your greatest possessions)

-But you will then become the rich fiancé's helpers-( Magic word?)

-The guy with the diamond??- (Thank you, the magic word isn't thank you, but diamond, I was thanking Kazu for saying it)

-Yep-(Attention.)

-That's good, that way we can steal the diamond! (HoHoNoooooo)

-No, you are not stealing the diamond, shees that's it I thought I could handle it but I can't It seems the only way to get out of this is to summon my dark me-

*Some lights appear around her and she turns really dark and scary.boo!¬¬*

Dark me: Al RIGHT, PARTY'S OVER PUNKS, got some serious corrections to make! Firs of all, Henry you are the first Irish Fabritzzio I've ever met, accept you nationality! Grow up and get over it! Takato you are from Michigan, there is No way I repeat No way for you to be called John! And Rica you Will be rose, ya know why? 'Cause I want it that way, ya know why? 'Cause I'm the author, Captain Nyago, ahoy!!!! That means it's my way on this highway, yes you will wear pink hats and pretty dresses every day! Ha Ha Ha! So Jeri I guess you are the suit woman and, what do you mean old fashoin geek? Oh, but I guess the sock puppet's very in this year, huh? Ryo either you give that diamond away or I'll make you swallow it, Renamon before ya get on the ship gulp down a box of Tums and you can't use Impmon as anchor, Guilmon, you can't swim unless you wish to become the word's first dino-iceberg! Kenta and Kazu (sigh) never mind, but everyone else, CLEAR?

Everyone (except probably rica, since she is lost with the idea from becoming the digimon queen to peach, sorry to burst your little bubble): (gulp) clear (Suddenly returns to normal self again)

-Well, I see everyone is quite calm now, huh? - (Damn, I'm good)

Well, I finished (even if she had to become dark me to achieve it) the characters are set! (No offense to Wisconsin Johns) Hope you enjoyed it (as to review, no flames pleeeese) and I will be working hard on this and, Ch. 1 will be up real soon! *_* Review, por favooooor!! Pleeeeeease!! And just if you have any comments on something you dislike this is my fist fic evah, emotional breakdown may occur so if its not much to ask I'd rather comment more CON-structive than DE-structive. Thanks anyway for reading! *One last thing should Takato/Jack wear goggles? *