A/N: Thanks to all you who reviewed! You guys are the greatest! This chapter I'm using the tune of "Matchmaker" from Fiddler On The Roof.
Enjoy!
"What do we do now?" Dawn chewed at her nails. Buffy, and the scoobies were all in the living trying to figure out what was causing the new musical that was currently happening.
"Well, it could be that Sweet demon, but when we sang, we didn't sing reused songs. We sang..." Willow turned to Kennedy with a confused look. "What did we sing again?"
"Iowa Stubborn." Everyone looked surprisingly at Spike. "From the 'Music Man'."
"How did you now that?" Buffy raised her eyebrows with a smirk.
"Well...it was a famous musical in the sixties..." Spike tried to cover up his knowledge of the play. "And it was bloody stupid. Sodding Robert Preston. No interest. None at all." Spike added
"Thank you Spike for that interesting explanation. But the real problem here is that we two very dangerous foes on the loose. The First could attack any second now. We must get rid of this as soon as possible and dear god I hope I don't burst into song right now." Giles said.
"Okay. Guess hitting the books is the plan. I'll go patrol." Buffy stood up and brushed off her jeans. Everyone nodded and went to get a book. Buffy walked out the door grabbing her leather coat.
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" I can't believe this actually, like happened last year. I mean everyone bursting into song? Kinda creepy." Vi hugged a pillow to her chest getting shivers down her spine.
"I know. And we could sing about anything right now. This is totally weird."Rona shook her head then taking a sip from her hot cocoa.
"You guys? Can't you see this a great experience? We are actually witnessing something evil other than the First or vampires. I think it's quite exciting." Molly smiled and stood up.
"Since when are you so interested in being in danger, Molly? We could all die. I mean, who knows what this singing thing could do?" Rona said logically.
"Yes! But think about it. One of us. A slayer. The Chosen one. How fantastic is that!" Molly shouted in excitement.
"You know, you're right Molly! We should be happy about this! It's our destiny! I wonder who would be the slayer. But who would they chose?" Vi asked.
"Maybe there's a matchmaker to match the slayer title to a potential. Maybe the Powers That Be???" Molly suggested.
"Powers That Be? Please." Rona snickered.
"Well someone has to choose who is the chosen one." Molly then found herself bursting into song:
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Make me the slayer
Throw me a stake
make me strong
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Make your choice soon
And make me the chosen one
Vi then started to sing standing up slowly.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
I'll bring the bow
You bring the vamp
stupid and slow
Make me the slayer
For I'm longing to be
the leader of all I see
Molly:
For safety
Make me a warrior
Vi:
For slaying
Make me quick and fast
Molly and Vi:
For me well,
I wouldn't holler if I was stronger than any thing!
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Make me a slayer
Throw me a stake
make me strong
Night after night
I feel so empty inside
so make a me destiny
of my own
"Since when are you so excited to be a slayer, Vi? You were terriiffed in the graveyard. You couldn't even handle a good vampire." Rona asked Vi while Molly chuckled.
" And Molly, you're so crazy about notes, you take notes when Buffy is eating lunch." Rona pointed out to Molly and it was Vi's turn to laugh.
"Why shouldn't want to be prepared?" Molly fought back getting in Rona's face.
"Have you forgotten the fact that slayer powers come with a price? You don't have a normal life any more, you may die any day and you can't just quit if you don't like it. It's a job." Rona explained.
"I think we're ready." Molly said still unsure.
"Oh you are you?" Rona went over to Molly and started to sing.
Molly, oh Molly
you're the new chosen one
You're strong!
You're quick!
But you might just die...
But you're in the good fight and you're the slayer
true? true!
You may not get a boyfriend
you may not have a life
but only when you're slaying-
So you're alright!
Soon Rona walked over to Vi, preparing to scare her about her destiny.
Vi! Oh Vi!
Congratulations to you!
You're fast!
You're chosen!
That is to slay and die
But you can handle and fight
Right? Right!
Did you except this to be fun
Well I, the powers do the best I can
Even if you're young
can't fight
not mature
just glad you have a plan for life!
Molly and Vi were shocked and scared and began to rethink their excitement for becoming a slayer.
Molly:
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
You know that I'm still very young
please take you're time
Vi:
Up to this minute
I misunderstood
That I could stuck for good
Vi, Molly:
Dear Powers
She that I live
Remember
it's hard to die
It's not that selfish-
Rona, Vi, Molly:
It's just that I'm terrified!
Rona, Vi, Molly:
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Plan me no plans
I'm in no rush
Maybe I've learned
Being a slayer
a girl can get burned
So bring me no stake
don't make me strong
Don't make quick
Unless I'm prepared!
A/N: For some reason, I really liked this chapter. I'm proud! :-) I promise that I'll get some Spuffy and Xanya in the next few chapters. I have something very fun in mind. Also, if you would like to make any suggestions with songs, please do tell. But remember only MUSICAL songs are taken. Also, please review! I am still giving out starbursts and a turn with nekkid!Spike. :-) I will update sooner if you review! ;-)