Author's Note: Wow I think the ending sucks. It's a very weird ending...eh. Not one of my best fics. Just as I was finishing this fic Smashing Pumpkins "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" came on which is from the Willard trailer. :D I don't own Willard, Cathryn or Socrates, I do own Geoffrey. ^_^
Willard: Socrates! Stop! -Willard looked around and saw a stick off the to side of the road. He quickly grabbed it and tried to figure out where to hit but he didn't want to hit Cathryn.- Cathryn, I'm sorry if I hit you. -Willard took a swing at Cathryn's neck hitting Socrates' body which knocked him off.- Socrates, why?! What has gotten into you.
Cathryn: -Staggers over to Willard- Willard...that's not Socrates....
Socrates: Squeak....
Willard: What are you talking about Cathryn? Of course that's Socrates...
Cathryn: No, last night I got up to go to the bathroom, and he was sitting on the bathroom counter. But it wasn't Socrates, it was-
Socrates: SQUEAK! -Socrates pulls down a zipper on his back and the white fur falls off to revel a slightly bigger brown rat.-
Cathryn: Ben...
Willard: Ben? You must have shrunk, because you use to be the size of a cat!
Rat: Squeeeeak....squeak squeak squeak. Squeeeeak...
Willard: Ben had a son?!
Geoffrey: Squeak squeak. Squeak SQUEAK -Laughs in a crazy high pitched voice-
Cathryn: Not if I have anything to say about it!! -Grabs the stick from Willard and swings it at Geoffrey who goes flying landing in the middle of the road. A truck horn beeps which afterwards the sickening sound of Geoffrey being run over was heard.-
Willard: Wow...that was lucky. I was expecting more of a fight.
Cathryn: Yeah...that was a disappointment. -Becomes dizzy from blood loss and begins to sway, before she can fall Willard comes up behind her and catches her-
Willard: You need help. Come on, lets get walking to the train station. -Grabs his suitcase and tries to hold Cathryn up with her arm around his shoulders. Slowly they start to make their way back to the train station.-
Cathryn: Willard...I just wanted to say thank you for getting the rat off my neck earlier.
Willard: It was no problem. I had to do something...
Cathryn: But still, it was...nice of you.
Willard: Cathryn?
Cathryn: Yes?
Willard: Do you...like me like me yet?
Cathryn: -annoyed sigh- No Willard. Not yet.
Willard: It was worth a shot.
-They arrived at the train station ten minutes later. An Ambulance was called and Cathryn wasn't seriously hurt but they still had to check for rabies. Luckily for her she didn't get them. Willard went back to where Geoffrey was and put him in a shoe box. Back at Cathryn's home they had a small funeral service for Geoffrey. Willard thought if they did this it would prevent any more of Ben's children from coming back to kill them. In a way it did. Cathryn got Willard a new cat which he named Mulder, and Willard continued to live with Cathryn. I bet your wondering if Cathryn ever liked liked Willard. That's something you'll have to figure out on your own. I bet your also wondering how I know all of this happened. Well some may say it's because I've been watching over Willard since that fateful day in December, but I know it's also because he's my best friend.-
Willard: Socrates! Stop! -Willard looked around and saw a stick off the to side of the road. He quickly grabbed it and tried to figure out where to hit but he didn't want to hit Cathryn.- Cathryn, I'm sorry if I hit you. -Willard took a swing at Cathryn's neck hitting Socrates' body which knocked him off.- Socrates, why?! What has gotten into you.
Cathryn: -Staggers over to Willard- Willard...that's not Socrates....
Socrates: Squeak....
Willard: What are you talking about Cathryn? Of course that's Socrates...
Cathryn: No, last night I got up to go to the bathroom, and he was sitting on the bathroom counter. But it wasn't Socrates, it was-
Socrates: SQUEAK! -Socrates pulls down a zipper on his back and the white fur falls off to revel a slightly bigger brown rat.-
Cathryn: Ben...
Willard: Ben? You must have shrunk, because you use to be the size of a cat!
Rat: Squeeeeak....squeak squeak squeak. Squeeeeak...
Willard: Ben had a son?!
Geoffrey: Squeak squeak. Squeak SQUEAK -Laughs in a crazy high pitched voice-
Cathryn: Not if I have anything to say about it!! -Grabs the stick from Willard and swings it at Geoffrey who goes flying landing in the middle of the road. A truck horn beeps which afterwards the sickening sound of Geoffrey being run over was heard.-
Willard: Wow...that was lucky. I was expecting more of a fight.
Cathryn: Yeah...that was a disappointment. -Becomes dizzy from blood loss and begins to sway, before she can fall Willard comes up behind her and catches her-
Willard: You need help. Come on, lets get walking to the train station. -Grabs his suitcase and tries to hold Cathryn up with her arm around his shoulders. Slowly they start to make their way back to the train station.-
Cathryn: Willard...I just wanted to say thank you for getting the rat off my neck earlier.
Willard: It was no problem. I had to do something...
Cathryn: But still, it was...nice of you.
Willard: Cathryn?
Cathryn: Yes?
Willard: Do you...like me like me yet?
Cathryn: -annoyed sigh- No Willard. Not yet.
Willard: It was worth a shot.
-They arrived at the train station ten minutes later. An Ambulance was called and Cathryn wasn't seriously hurt but they still had to check for rabies. Luckily for her she didn't get them. Willard went back to where Geoffrey was and put him in a shoe box. Back at Cathryn's home they had a small funeral service for Geoffrey. Willard thought if they did this it would prevent any more of Ben's children from coming back to kill them. In a way it did. Cathryn got Willard a new cat which he named Mulder, and Willard continued to live with Cathryn. I bet your wondering if Cathryn ever liked liked Willard. That's something you'll have to figure out on your own. I bet your also wondering how I know all of this happened. Well some may say it's because I've been watching over Willard since that fateful day in December, but I know it's also because he's my best friend.-