"Oh this is great, a dance!" Terri cheered in the girls shower room.
Everyone was preparing to leave. The other divas began to huddle around her
in excitement.
"Oh yea!" Lita began. "Oh no." She dropped her arms to her side.
"What is it?" Torrie turned around.
"Oh, nothing, just something I have to worry about." Lita sighed.
"Oh, ok." Torrie lowered, she wanted to help her friend and she could tell something was wrong. Lita packed her things up and walked out into the hall to the arena.
"Oh yea!" Jericho's voice could be heard from down the hall. Lita turned around and smiled, amused with herself. He could be seen, listening to his cd player and carrying his duffel bag as he headed towards her. He sang, "Whenever, wherever, we've got to be together!" He opened his eyes and his jaw dropped as he saw Lita before him laughing. "What?"
"Hi Chris." She giggled.
"Huh." Chris was shocked, he took off his headphones. "How long have you been there?"
"Oh, long enough." She looked him up and down. He was dancing down the hall. "You know something Chris, I think you can help me." She walked towards him.
"Whoa, hey!" He jumped back. "I'm a happily married man and you know that, Lita!"
"Oh no, no, no!" Lita laughed. "I need you to help me with something I'm having trouble with."
"It's not your love life with Matt is it?" Chris asked like a timid kid as he held up his arms to protect himself incase Lita did something drastic.
"No, but I guess my problem could jeopardize it." Lita sighed sadly.
"Oh, ok." Chris stood up and looked at her. "Alright, I'll help you."
"Thanks Chris." Lita cheered. "Come on." She pulled him to her locker room.
"Wait, don't we have to leave?" Chris asked as she tugged his arm.
"No, we have a few hours before Flair leaves and the arena closes." She said and closed the door to her locker room.
"So, what's up?" Chris asked.
"Here, sit down so I can tell you the whole story." She sat down.
"Ok." He sat down across from her and spoke gently and attentively. "I'm listening."
"Ok, it's like this." She sighed and began her story. "Well, like you know, there's a dance, and you probably know that when I was young I took dancing for plays and stuff." Chris nodded and she went on. "Well, of course Matt and I are going but I don't know how."
"How to what, ask him out? After all this time?" Chris cut her off.
"No, dancing." Lita muttered, embarrassed.
"You know how to dance Lita, I've seen you and you're great." Chris replied.
"No, you don't understand. I don't know how to do all kinds of dances and there's gonna be all the dance types there." Lita sighed.
"Oh I see." Chris nodded. "So, what do you need help with?"
"Dancing." Lita said.
"What kind?" Chris asked.
"Well, you know, the kind that all those bands and like Brittany Spears do on TV for concerts and music videos." Lita replied with a slight smile.
"Oh." Chris nodded. "Well, I'm stumped."
"Come on Chris." Lita laughed. "I saw you dance. Come on, Fozzy?"
"Ok, ok, ok, you talked me into it." Chris blushed. "Just, don't tell anyone, ok?"
"Sure, whatever you say." Lita nodded with a smile. Chris grinned back. They moved some stuff in the room aside. "Ok now, show me."
"Like this." Chris turned on some music. He laughed and nodded his head to the music to catch the beat and count in his head. As the song began he danced. Lita gasped in amazement as Chris danced great, he had some moves. The song ended. "So, how about it, ready for a go?"
"Alright, take it slow if you think I'm not ready." Lita stood up.
"Believe you me Lita, you're ready, I've seen you go." Chris said as he set up the cd. "Ok, ready?" Chris turned to her and she nodded. "Ok, let's go." The song started and they practiced until Flair banged on the door to say that the arena was closing. "I think you're ready."
"Lita?" A voice called in the hall and the duo turned. "Hey Lita, where are you?"
"Hey Matt, over here!" Chris called and the two came up.
"Oh, and what's this?" Matt came over pouting. "You leave me alone to go with him?"
"No, it's not like that Matt, I..." Lita gasped at her growling boyfriend.
"No, no I see it." Matt nodded, folded his arms and turned around.
"Matt wait!" Lita cried and he began to walk off.
"Matt!" Chris stepped forward but Matt just waved him off as he left. "I'm sorry."
"No Chris, it's my fault." Lita sighed. "I'd better go."
"But the dance." Chris called.
"Don't worry." She turned. "I'll see Matt there, we'll talk then. By Chris, and thanks."
"Sure." Chris said quietly and nodded to himself and sighed, "Yea, I'm helpful alright." He walked down the hall sadly as he got his things and left the arena as the last person out. The next night at the dance, the music was blasting, the lights were blaring, the gang was dancing and Chris Jericho was helping himself to the food cart while drinking a Sprite. "Oohh, Crunch bars!"
"Chris!" Lita called and ran over.
"Lita." Chris turned with a smile and it turned into an awe when he saw her.
"Hi." She said perked. She was wearing a pretty attractive two-piece.
"Wow, you look great." Chris laughed as he rubbed the back of his neck. "Find Matt?"
"I'm looking for him." Lita looked around. "Hey, can I ask you something?"
"Sure, what?" Chris put down his Sprite.
"Would you, have a dance with me after I talk to Matt?" She asked timidly. Chris choked on his chocolate candy bar and guzzled down his Sprite. "Are you ok?"
"Don't you think we're in enough trouble with Matt as it is?" He caught his breath.
"Don't worry Chris, I said I'd talk to him." Lita grinned and walked off.
"Ok, what just happened here? "Chris watched her leave and blinked slowly as if to ask himself. "Wait a sec." He walked off swiftly with a smirk on his face.
"Matt!" Lita cried and waved.
"Lita." Matt came over and hugged her. "I'm sorry about the other night. I just get so protective about you and I know Chris isn't the kind of guy to do something like that."
"Matt, I was trying to tell you, Chris was well, teaching me how to dance." Lita admitted.
"What, but you're a great dancer, we've all seen you." Matt laughed slightly.
"No, this is different." Lita grinned and looked up to the DJ area where Chris Jericho had snuck in with his CD. The DJ was playing the music as Jericho snuck up behind him like a cat.
"Hey!" The DJ cried as Jericho forcefully shoved him aside and put on his cd. The music began and the dancing stopped. Lita grinned and began to dance the way Chris had taught her. Matt grinned, Jeff ran over and laughed as he put a hand on his brother's shoulder. Chris hopped over the rail on the ledge and leapt to the floor to watch as he leaned against the wall. He moved his head to the beat of the song as Lita danced. At the end everyone cheered and the two hugged.
"You were great!" Matt held her up. Lita giggled and they hugged, the next song began.
"Thank you." Lita stepped back. "Wait, before we go on, I have something to do." Matt nodded and Lita walked over to where Chris stood. "Chris." He turned around. "Thank you."
"For what?" Chris asked looking around confused.
"For saving the last dance." Lita giggled.
"Oh, sure." Chris's smirk appeared slowly. "I mean hey, when you dream is not enough."
"I know." Lita cut him of. "It's not as hard as it may seem."
"Yea." Chris grinned, trying not to blush. "If, uh." Chris began but was cut off.
"Hey Lita." Matt called and she looked over.
"Well, I have to go, the night is young and waiting for me." Lita smiled up at Chris.
"Go ahead." Chris nodded and she ran off. Jeff came up to Chris as he watched.
"Hey." He got his attention and he turned around. "Thanks man. That was nice."
"Sure, it's what I do, I guess." Chris shrugged.
"You know something?" Jeff asked as the two watched the happy couple dance.
"No, what?" Chris asked, their eyes not leaving the dancing duo.
"That there is something that'll last a lifetime." Jeff replied.
"You know what Jeff, I think you're right." Chris agreed. The next morning, Chris got up and went to the lobby to get some milk for breakfast and he met Trish in the elevator.
"Hi Chris, I just talked to Lita. That's something good there." She said.
"Oh uh yea." Chris nodded.
"Can I ask you a question, and be honest?" Trish asked.
"Oh I know this bit, it's from Austin Powers!" Chris grinned excitedly.
"What? No, no." Trish laughed. "I have a question, seriously Chris."
"What is it?" Chris asked, still laughing to himself, reciting the movie in his mind.
"Do you have a crush on Lita?" Trish asked, trying to hide her giggling.
"Uh, Trish, no offense, but, when is that a serious question?" Chris drew back confused.
"Chris, sweet lovable Chris." Trish put a hand on his shoulder.
"What?" Chris asked confused, he took a slight step back from the attractive diva.
"You know nothing about being a woman." She said close to his ear.
"Got me there." He muttered quietly.
"Just answer my question." She pouted.
"Ok, no I don't ok? I'm sorry but she's got Matt and I'm married. Happy?" Chris asked.
"Yes. Matt just wanted some reassurance." Trish smiled and walked off as the door opened.
"Yea I'll bet." Chris shook his head and walked out of the elevator. "Women, gees."
"Oh yea!" Lita began. "Oh no." She dropped her arms to her side.
"What is it?" Torrie turned around.
"Oh, nothing, just something I have to worry about." Lita sighed.
"Oh, ok." Torrie lowered, she wanted to help her friend and she could tell something was wrong. Lita packed her things up and walked out into the hall to the arena.
"Oh yea!" Jericho's voice could be heard from down the hall. Lita turned around and smiled, amused with herself. He could be seen, listening to his cd player and carrying his duffel bag as he headed towards her. He sang, "Whenever, wherever, we've got to be together!" He opened his eyes and his jaw dropped as he saw Lita before him laughing. "What?"
"Hi Chris." She giggled.
"Huh." Chris was shocked, he took off his headphones. "How long have you been there?"
"Oh, long enough." She looked him up and down. He was dancing down the hall. "You know something Chris, I think you can help me." She walked towards him.
"Whoa, hey!" He jumped back. "I'm a happily married man and you know that, Lita!"
"Oh no, no, no!" Lita laughed. "I need you to help me with something I'm having trouble with."
"It's not your love life with Matt is it?" Chris asked like a timid kid as he held up his arms to protect himself incase Lita did something drastic.
"No, but I guess my problem could jeopardize it." Lita sighed sadly.
"Oh, ok." Chris stood up and looked at her. "Alright, I'll help you."
"Thanks Chris." Lita cheered. "Come on." She pulled him to her locker room.
"Wait, don't we have to leave?" Chris asked as she tugged his arm.
"No, we have a few hours before Flair leaves and the arena closes." She said and closed the door to her locker room.
"So, what's up?" Chris asked.
"Here, sit down so I can tell you the whole story." She sat down.
"Ok." He sat down across from her and spoke gently and attentively. "I'm listening."
"Ok, it's like this." She sighed and began her story. "Well, like you know, there's a dance, and you probably know that when I was young I took dancing for plays and stuff." Chris nodded and she went on. "Well, of course Matt and I are going but I don't know how."
"How to what, ask him out? After all this time?" Chris cut her off.
"No, dancing." Lita muttered, embarrassed.
"You know how to dance Lita, I've seen you and you're great." Chris replied.
"No, you don't understand. I don't know how to do all kinds of dances and there's gonna be all the dance types there." Lita sighed.
"Oh I see." Chris nodded. "So, what do you need help with?"
"Dancing." Lita said.
"What kind?" Chris asked.
"Well, you know, the kind that all those bands and like Brittany Spears do on TV for concerts and music videos." Lita replied with a slight smile.
"Oh." Chris nodded. "Well, I'm stumped."
"Come on Chris." Lita laughed. "I saw you dance. Come on, Fozzy?"
"Ok, ok, ok, you talked me into it." Chris blushed. "Just, don't tell anyone, ok?"
"Sure, whatever you say." Lita nodded with a smile. Chris grinned back. They moved some stuff in the room aside. "Ok now, show me."
"Like this." Chris turned on some music. He laughed and nodded his head to the music to catch the beat and count in his head. As the song began he danced. Lita gasped in amazement as Chris danced great, he had some moves. The song ended. "So, how about it, ready for a go?"
"Alright, take it slow if you think I'm not ready." Lita stood up.
"Believe you me Lita, you're ready, I've seen you go." Chris said as he set up the cd. "Ok, ready?" Chris turned to her and she nodded. "Ok, let's go." The song started and they practiced until Flair banged on the door to say that the arena was closing. "I think you're ready."
"Lita?" A voice called in the hall and the duo turned. "Hey Lita, where are you?"
"Hey Matt, over here!" Chris called and the two came up.
"Oh, and what's this?" Matt came over pouting. "You leave me alone to go with him?"
"No, it's not like that Matt, I..." Lita gasped at her growling boyfriend.
"No, no I see it." Matt nodded, folded his arms and turned around.
"Matt wait!" Lita cried and he began to walk off.
"Matt!" Chris stepped forward but Matt just waved him off as he left. "I'm sorry."
"No Chris, it's my fault." Lita sighed. "I'd better go."
"But the dance." Chris called.
"Don't worry." She turned. "I'll see Matt there, we'll talk then. By Chris, and thanks."
"Sure." Chris said quietly and nodded to himself and sighed, "Yea, I'm helpful alright." He walked down the hall sadly as he got his things and left the arena as the last person out. The next night at the dance, the music was blasting, the lights were blaring, the gang was dancing and Chris Jericho was helping himself to the food cart while drinking a Sprite. "Oohh, Crunch bars!"
"Chris!" Lita called and ran over.
"Lita." Chris turned with a smile and it turned into an awe when he saw her.
"Hi." She said perked. She was wearing a pretty attractive two-piece.
"Wow, you look great." Chris laughed as he rubbed the back of his neck. "Find Matt?"
"I'm looking for him." Lita looked around. "Hey, can I ask you something?"
"Sure, what?" Chris put down his Sprite.
"Would you, have a dance with me after I talk to Matt?" She asked timidly. Chris choked on his chocolate candy bar and guzzled down his Sprite. "Are you ok?"
"Don't you think we're in enough trouble with Matt as it is?" He caught his breath.
"Don't worry Chris, I said I'd talk to him." Lita grinned and walked off.
"Ok, what just happened here? "Chris watched her leave and blinked slowly as if to ask himself. "Wait a sec." He walked off swiftly with a smirk on his face.
"Matt!" Lita cried and waved.
"Lita." Matt came over and hugged her. "I'm sorry about the other night. I just get so protective about you and I know Chris isn't the kind of guy to do something like that."
"Matt, I was trying to tell you, Chris was well, teaching me how to dance." Lita admitted.
"What, but you're a great dancer, we've all seen you." Matt laughed slightly.
"No, this is different." Lita grinned and looked up to the DJ area where Chris Jericho had snuck in with his CD. The DJ was playing the music as Jericho snuck up behind him like a cat.
"Hey!" The DJ cried as Jericho forcefully shoved him aside and put on his cd. The music began and the dancing stopped. Lita grinned and began to dance the way Chris had taught her. Matt grinned, Jeff ran over and laughed as he put a hand on his brother's shoulder. Chris hopped over the rail on the ledge and leapt to the floor to watch as he leaned against the wall. He moved his head to the beat of the song as Lita danced. At the end everyone cheered and the two hugged.
"You were great!" Matt held her up. Lita giggled and they hugged, the next song began.
"Thank you." Lita stepped back. "Wait, before we go on, I have something to do." Matt nodded and Lita walked over to where Chris stood. "Chris." He turned around. "Thank you."
"For what?" Chris asked looking around confused.
"For saving the last dance." Lita giggled.
"Oh, sure." Chris's smirk appeared slowly. "I mean hey, when you dream is not enough."
"I know." Lita cut him of. "It's not as hard as it may seem."
"Yea." Chris grinned, trying not to blush. "If, uh." Chris began but was cut off.
"Hey Lita." Matt called and she looked over.
"Well, I have to go, the night is young and waiting for me." Lita smiled up at Chris.
"Go ahead." Chris nodded and she ran off. Jeff came up to Chris as he watched.
"Hey." He got his attention and he turned around. "Thanks man. That was nice."
"Sure, it's what I do, I guess." Chris shrugged.
"You know something?" Jeff asked as the two watched the happy couple dance.
"No, what?" Chris asked, their eyes not leaving the dancing duo.
"That there is something that'll last a lifetime." Jeff replied.
"You know what Jeff, I think you're right." Chris agreed. The next morning, Chris got up and went to the lobby to get some milk for breakfast and he met Trish in the elevator.
"Hi Chris, I just talked to Lita. That's something good there." She said.
"Oh uh yea." Chris nodded.
"Can I ask you a question, and be honest?" Trish asked.
"Oh I know this bit, it's from Austin Powers!" Chris grinned excitedly.
"What? No, no." Trish laughed. "I have a question, seriously Chris."
"What is it?" Chris asked, still laughing to himself, reciting the movie in his mind.
"Do you have a crush on Lita?" Trish asked, trying to hide her giggling.
"Uh, Trish, no offense, but, when is that a serious question?" Chris drew back confused.
"Chris, sweet lovable Chris." Trish put a hand on his shoulder.
"What?" Chris asked confused, he took a slight step back from the attractive diva.
"You know nothing about being a woman." She said close to his ear.
"Got me there." He muttered quietly.
"Just answer my question." She pouted.
"Ok, no I don't ok? I'm sorry but she's got Matt and I'm married. Happy?" Chris asked.
"Yes. Matt just wanted some reassurance." Trish smiled and walked off as the door opened.
"Yea I'll bet." Chris shook his head and walked out of the elevator. "Women, gees."
