The Limousine Part III (Yes, I'm very original with chapter titles)
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"Hm..." Chloe murmured, hooking her thumbs into the sides of his boxers and pulling them apart. Without making eye contact with Lex, she ran her fingers horizontally between his waist and the material, feeling the contrast of the smooth skin and silky boxers. She decided they were way better than briefs- then again Lex's body was built to complement any type of clothing....
"Okay... I guess they are rather functional- you win Luthor." she smirked, slowly releasing him. She'd totally taken advantage of the opportunity.
"W-Well... good." he stated once his brain had began functioning again... for some reason it had taken all his self control not to sink down into her...
"Oh... is Lex feeling self conscious again?" Chloe asked, glad that she'd finally caught *him* off guard.
Lex raised an eyebrow and let his eyes shamelessly trail down her body that made her break into a slight blush.
"You know if you took your skirt off we'd be on even ground." he mentioned casually, tilting his head down further.
"Haha."
"Just a suggestion."
"Well stop suggesting! The strawberry game was bad enough."
"Ah yes. but I do believe it was you who started the licking."
"Please, you were asking for that one!"
"That may be so- but you broke the rules. you never even finished."
"That's because you were making weird happy-noises."
"Happy noises?"
"Yeah, like this gaspy sound- like a fish being strangled."
"Well I guess your seductive ways bring out the strangled fish in me."
"Hey I've never had any complaints before."
"Oh, let me guess- it was that one time you let Clark get to second base?"
"Please... I've had way more action that Clark! Ugh... if you can even call it action- God it was like being fondled by a priest."
Lex burst out laughing at her comment. Then collapsed into the opposite seat, propping his socked feet up next to her and staring at her. He swore he saw something new every time he looked at her.
"...I'm serious! I think it ruined all future sexual experiences I've had since then."
"Maybe you just needed the right person to come alng? Someone with more experience..." Lex stated innocently.
Chloe rolled her eyes scooped up the forgotten ice-cream glass from the floor- anything to divert her attention from rumpled yet incredibly attractive man. She glanced into the glass which contained the remnants of the ice cream... melted- but still good in a gooey sticky way.
"I don't believe you deserve that Sullivan..."
"Well tell that to your pants- it soaked up most of it." Chloe shot back, running the tip of her finger along the edge of the glass then giving it a quick lick.
"-but that's because you were licking me the wrong way which forced me to gasp wich made you jump-"
"Are we going to get back into this conversation?" Chloe groaned. "There was nothing wrong with my licking."
"Chloe...if you're going to lick someone you really should learn to do it correctly."
"Well when someone comes up with a definition for the 'correct way to lick' let me know." she mumbled rolling her eyes.
"Give me the ice-cream."
"Why.?"
"Because you need a lesson Sullivan."
Chloe bit a corner of her lip in effort to kill the smile that was forming.
"I don't need any sort of lesson- least of all from you..." she replied insincerely.
"Nonsense Sullivan. What if your future dark haired big-eyed dumb boyfriend and you are in this exact same position someday, and you fail to lick him correctly? Then where would you be?" Lex asked, his voice dripping with concern.
"Luthor, I'm not going to let you- what are you doing?" she snapped as Lex shifted onto the seat beside her, putting his arm on the seat rest behind her.
Lex gave her an innocent look, "Well nothing... yet."
"Might I remind you that you're going to be married to- whoever, in a couple of days?"
"I'd rather you didn't..." he said, laying a hand over her stomach and firmly pushing her back against the limo's door.
"Luthor- honostly I thought you'd have more self control than this." Chloe snapped, her cheeks burning with a heated fury.
"Come on Sullivan, you know that I'm doing this for purely educational reasons." He stated as Chloe propped herself up on her elbows for leverage and looked at him annoyed.
"There's nothing educational about... oh... hm..." she mumbled as Lex started shifting both of them into a more comfort. her brain was not functioning and began a shut down procedure.
Lex's eyes danced with teasing anticipation. He maneuvered her so that she was at more of an angle with the door.
"So the ice-cream won't run off too fast." he explained. She didn't look like she'd registered what he'd said. Her eyes were half closed and fixated on the area where the opening of his shirt ended.
Lex grinned and moved in so that his legs were on either side of her hips..
"Let's call this the practical part of the lesson- before the lickage begins, your guy should make sure you're comfortable. It should be his primary concern. If it isn't- then you should dump him immediately."
Chloe blinked a few times, trying to follow what he was saying and ignore the gentle pressure his body was making on her hips.
"Well that doesn't make sense. Guys are always in it for themselves, especially when it comes to- well you know."
"I'm surprised a woman like you would take that lying down? Excuse the pun."
"Yeah, well we all have our weak points..."
"Well I do believe I know what yours are Sullivan," Lex smiled, gripping her hips lightly to force her into leaning her back.
"Ow, ow, ow!" Chloe yelped.
"What?! I haven't even done anything yet!" he stated wearing a slightly bewildered look.
Chloe pushed herself up a little, knocking lightly into his chest. She felt the area behind her and grabbed the small remote control that had been digging into her back.
"Honestly Luthor, you're supposed to check for these things first- you could injure a woman." she said annoyed. Her eyes tried to focus of his, but for some reason her sight kept dropping to his lips.
Lex gave her an apologetic smile and took the remote, tossing it over his shoulder.
"My mistake... maybe this isn't such a good idea." he sighed dramtically.
"What?!" Chloe snapped, wincing at the disappointment she'd let seep into her voice.
"I mean what if you fall madly in love with me and then start following me around Sullivan?"
"Ha! That's highly unlikely Luthor. As I recall this isn't technically a sexual act anyway."
"Good point. I mean sure you're in a limo with chocolate ice-cream strawberries and a man without pants- but that doesn't have to add up to anything sexual. Especially not with me of all people."
"Exactly- but if it helps your conscience I'll pretend it's not you."
Lex paused for a moment.
"Then close your eyes Sullivan."
The girl followed his instructions- a small smile playing on her lips as he laid his body gently against hers. It was a tight squeeze on the leather seats- but they were just able to fit. With his hands gripping the edges of the seat he nudged her face with his nose blowing gently across her ear. He felt a tremor beneath him and stopped.
"Sullivan...?" he asked looking down at her eyes. They were still closed but she seemed to be fighting off an expression of- amusement?
"Hm... not the reaction I was expecting." he muttered confused as she let out a smirk.
"I'm sorry- it's just that I'm ticklish... so stop the blowing." she ordered.
Lex grinned, "Yes ma'm, Anything else you want me to do?"
"Yeah, get your knee off my spleen."
"Oh- er... sorry... if I had you in a bed this would be much more comfortable."
"Comfortable is not always exciting- and besides, I don't want to sleep with you. As you said, we're having a lesson."
"Point taken..."
"Less talk, more ice-cream Luthor," Chloe said resting her arms lightly over his shoulders. She couldn't see him, but in her minds eye she knew the man was grinning at her.
Lex complied with her request, reaching for the cup that was placed on the floor.
Chloe stirred beneath him in anticipation, pushing slightly upwards against his body. The force of her movement released an involuntary moan from Lex.
"Sheesh- try to contain yourself Luthor, we haven't even started yet." Chloe smirked. "Now can get a move on here? I'm not getting any younger."
"Now that's a good thing because then this would probably be illegal."
"Like that would stop you. where's the ice cream?"
"Wow- not the patient type are we Sullivan?"
He saw a faint color rise to her cheeks and he smirked. He stole the opportunity to run his fingers up her soft skin as her shirt rode up her body.
"Hey! Watch the hands Lex!" Chloe said as her eyes snapped open and she smacked him lightly on his shoulder.
"What?"
"We're not having a groping lesson!"
"Sullivan- teenage boys grope. I explore."
"Well if you want to finish this lesson you better keep your expeditions away from regions under my top." she stated bluntly.
The truth of the matter was that if he started doing things with his hands then she'd want to reciprocate and then... well then things would go further than she wanted them to. She couldn't actually feel something for him emotionally... she'd only wind up getting hurt. Call it Chloe logic.
Lex raised an eyebrow.
"You want to do this touchless?"
"Hm... now that sounds like and interesting idea."
"Fine but then you don't get to touch either Sullivan."
Lex pulled Chloe's hands from around his shoulders and placed them back on the seat which released and unsatisfied grunt from her.
"They were your rules Sullivan- not mine." he said softly brushing his cheek past her wild hair.
Lex studied the remaining droplets of sticky ice cream. He tipped the glas slightly, sending a smooth line of white flowing across her neck in a horizontal line.
"Gah! Luthor, watch it- this was an eighty dollar shirt and I'm not going to-" she stopped when she felt a warm tongue graze the surface of her skin tenderly. With a small intake of breath she leaned back into the seat- her eyes still closed.
"Okay. never mind about the top." she murmured, cursing the no-hands rule she made. The only thing she felt like doing was touching him- taking off that damn shirt that was in her way.
Lex smiled as he looked down on her, "See Sullivan- the trick is to go after the person when they least expect it- surprise them."
"Surprise- got it." she said, unconsciously rubbing her leg against his.
Lex restrained himself from persuing any sort of advancement in areas lower their waists. Chloe wasn't like other woman who would throw themselves at him- she was more likely to kick him in the groin which was even greater reason not to piss her off.
"...then you want to start gently and work your way up the three different lick-levels." he said, wishing she'd stop pushing up against him like that. It was bad enough he could sense every inch of her through her flimsy top and skirt, but the fact that he couldn't touch her was driving him insane.
"What level are we on?" she breathed into his ear.
"One."
"Oh."
Lex smiled at her surprise as he trailed his tongue collarbone in long smooth lines. She tasted just as sweet without the ice-cream.
"You like?"
"Hm. very nice work Luthor." She said with an unsteady breath, tightening her grip on the leather seat.
"Just nice? We'll have to fix that." Lex said insulted.
He pressed his body into hers harder, forcing her further into the soft leather. He nudged her cheek with his, giving him full access to her beckoning neck. The groan that she'd held in for so long was finally released as Lex swirled his tongue around in careless circles purposefully licking up any remnants of the ice-cream. He could feel her chest firmly secured against his through the thin red material barely covering anything at this point.
"Did we just skip level two and go directly to three?" she whispered delicately into his ear, her words coming in short breaths.
Lex smiled- breaking the rules momentarily to entwine his fingers with hers. "No. this would be level three."
The man glanced down at her neck, picking a neat spot and squeezed their fingers together before he drove in to give her a firm nip. It forced a gasp to escape from Chloe's lips and her eyes to fly wide open. She was breathless and wearing the most seductively shocked expression he'd ever seen on a woman. Lex grinned down at her, their fingers disentangled hastily. He was rewarded with a sharp smack on the back of the head. "You bit me!"
"You smacked me!"
"But you bit me! I might need go get a vaccination!"
"I'd tell you if I had rabies Sullivan!"
"Well it hurt!"
"But it was the good kind of hurt right.?"
Chloe didn't answer that question as she rolled her head back to catch her breath- unknowingly giving Lex a better view of her chest.
"Ow! I thought you got rid of that damn remote control?" she said annoyed, shifting uncomfortably.
"It's by my leg now." she complained, reaching down between their bodies.
"There isn't-" Lex stopped when he realized Chloe wasn't feeling the remote, but something entirely different. He shot himself off her in record time.
"O-Okay- remote's gone now...You're a good student Sullivan." he smirked, covering up any traces of embarrassment.
A small smile played on her lips as she propped herself back up, still leaning against the door with a silent sigh.
"We'll it's hard not to be with a teacher like you Lex. I'm sure the next guy I fool around with will want to thank you."
Lex's brow furrowed involuntarily as he imagined Chloe playing the lick-me- game with someone else- but quickly brushed the thought out of his mind.
"Yes, well it's a very handy trick for when you eventually do it, Sullivan." he said as she adjusted her clothes.
"What do you mean eventually?"
"I mean when you get around to having sex."
You thought I was a virgin?!"
Lex paused trying to formulate words under the annoyed glare he was receiving.
"Well yes. Not that I'd thought about it- I mean of course I thought about it, but it wasn't... I never actually sat down and wondered if- the thought had crossed my mind a few times but I never gave it much-"
"Giving you an opportunity to stop talking now."
"Thank you."
Chloe paused wondering if it was just her imagination that made the man turn an interesting shade of red.
"Lex Luthor, did I just make you blush?!"
"What? Don't be insane- Luthors don't blush. We're like the dead only we pretend to have emotions." he stated, sitting in the further corner of the limo.
"If it helps I've only done it once- and that was a huge mistake."
"Did what?"
"Have sex."
"That's your business Chloe. I really couldn't care less."
"Okay."
Pause
"Was it... was it with Clark?"
"EEEEEWWWWW!!!!"
"Sorry! I just assumed-"
"Well your assuming made me nauseous. I don't want to talk about it."
"Okay.. fine..."
Pause
"Come on Sullivan- tell me who it was?"
"Why are you so interested?"
"I think I've answered enough of your questions over the years to earn me this one?"
"Well If you must know It was with a friend of mine- from Metropolis. It did have a little to do with Clark though. You remember when he and I went out for about two weeks in senior year?"
"Oh yes... I warned him about you."
"How ironic... I warned him about you."
"Yeah- but Clark never wanted to date me."
"I wouldn't be so sure Luthor."
"Hahaha Sullivan."
"Well you were always hanging around him!"
"Only because he was the only one in that damn town who didn't want me burned at the stake."
"I never wanted you burned at the stake, Luthor. You were one of the few fascinating people in Smallvile- besides, it would have been a fire hazard."
"But you hardly spoke to me in Smallville!"
"Well that's because I was Clark-obsessed and you were still trying to *find yourself*. We were both at different places."
"I still had more in common with you than anyone else... I think that's what made me want to stay away from you. Anyway- get back to your story?"
"What story?"
"You're first-time story."
"Fine, okay... Well I'd been dating Clark for a while and I -being the delusional young sixteen year old that I was- thought that Clark and I were madly in love. Then I happened to walk into Clark's room one fateful day guess which dark haired waitress he was making out with?"
"Ouch."
"Yeah- no kidding. Now that I think about it, it was totally gross- it was like watching two toilet plungers sucking on each other- but at the time, I totally distraught. I ran out the room, got into my car and didn't stop driving till I hit Metropolis."
"Wow... I'm sorry Chloe..." "Yeah, me too, I blew a weeks worth of gas money on that trip. Anyway, so I ran into an friend of mine from my old school and-
"Name?"
"Eric. Then-"
"Last name?"
"Why don't I just give you his social security number?"
"Give it to me later, I don't have a pen on me. Now what did he do?"
"Nothing. I was hurt and alone and more importantly- drunk so we kinda ended up together in one of those bedrooms upstairs."
"He took advantage of you while you were drunk?!"
"No, Lex. I'm pretty sure that I was the instigator of the whole thing."
"...but he never bothered to stop you?"
"He was a teenage boy, what would you have done?"
"Um..."
"Exactly. Besides, we've gotten over that and we're still really close friends."
"How close?"
"Well he's the only one in the world who knows how to make regular coffee exactly the way I like it."
"Wow- that's pretty close..."
Just then the car pulled to a halt outside Lex's apartment building and the driver opened the dividing window between them.
"Sir...? We're almost out of gas- but we lost those reporters"
"Oh..." Lex said somewhat disappointedly, glancing at his watch and realizing how late it was.
"Crap. I need to go propose to women now..." he grunted. "Fill up then you can give Miss Sullivan a ride back to Smallville."
"That's alright you can just drop me off on ninth street. I have my car." Chloe said to the driver.
Lex nodded and glanced at the very last strawberry at the bottom of the dish, offering it to Chloe.
"Want it?" he asked, holding the glass out to her.
"Why thank you." Chloe smiled, popping the fruit into her mouth with a smile.
"I guess we won't be having anymore lessons right Mr. Luthor? I mean the next time I see you, you'll be a married man... or do I need to check up on you before then- just in case you pick another leech for a wife?"
"You are welcome to check up on me whenever you wish Miss Sullivan. In all truth I'd rather marry you than sift through the mass of dull women out there" Lex said, surprising himself with the tiny bit of timidity that seeped into his voice.
The two regarded each other for a few moment before breaking into laughter.
"Could you imagine *us* married?" Chloe grinned.
"We'd drive each other insane." Lex agreed.
"Insane? We'd probably end up killing each other."
"Yeah- but they would undoubtably be crimes of passion involving chocolate strawberry ice-cream."
Lex gave Chloe a small smile as she blushed a little. He really hated the fact that he had to leave her at that moment...
"What are you waiting for Luthor? I have places to be too!" she hastened him, restraining herself from pulling him down beneath her to study the contents of his boxers. Mm... boxers...
Lex snapped out of his daze and climbed out of the car, slamming the door behind him before bending down to look through the open window.
"Will you miss me Sullivan?" Lex said cheekily.
"How can I miss you if you don't go away?" came the sweet response.
Lex laughed, leaning against the limo, contemplating his next sentence.
"Meet me tomorrow Sullivan. Help me plan my life out some more? You seem to be a good luck charm."
He saw Chloe ponder the question for a few seconds before coming to a conclusion.
"I can't- saving your social life has set me back a few hours. I have to pack and clear out my room tomorrow then I still have to drive all the way back to Metropolis. I'm only going to get to my new dorm room at about midnight- and that's if there's no traffic."
"Well then come by afterwards? With any luck I'd be getting married that day and you can be my best... woman?"
"Hmm... I don't know..."
"Oh come on, as long as nobody gives us any dessert we should be well behaved...?"
"I'll think about it."
"Does that mean you'll come?"
"No... it means *I'll think about it*. Dictionary Lex- learn to use one."
"So you won't give me an answer?"
"No."
"Does that mean you're not coming?"
"No."
"So you are coming?"
"No!"
"No?"
"Yes."
"Yes!"
"No! No."
"Yes?"
"Ahhh!!! Goodbye Luthor!" Chloe yelled, putting up the window.
Lex smirked to himself, shaking his head. If only he could find someone like Chloe... she was funny, witty and sexy all crammed into an explosive package- everything he wanted. She'd seriously messed with his brain chemistry.
Just as he saw the limo disappear around the corner it turned back around the way it had come. It stopped right in front of him and the window rolled down.
"What's wrong?" he asked with concern.
"Nothing- I just didn't want you to get chilly." Chloe stated, tossing a rolled up bundle of pants to him before the limo sped away leaving a very embarrassed Luthor.
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"Hm..." Chloe murmured, hooking her thumbs into the sides of his boxers and pulling them apart. Without making eye contact with Lex, she ran her fingers horizontally between his waist and the material, feeling the contrast of the smooth skin and silky boxers. She decided they were way better than briefs- then again Lex's body was built to complement any type of clothing....
"Okay... I guess they are rather functional- you win Luthor." she smirked, slowly releasing him. She'd totally taken advantage of the opportunity.
"W-Well... good." he stated once his brain had began functioning again... for some reason it had taken all his self control not to sink down into her...
"Oh... is Lex feeling self conscious again?" Chloe asked, glad that she'd finally caught *him* off guard.
Lex raised an eyebrow and let his eyes shamelessly trail down her body that made her break into a slight blush.
"You know if you took your skirt off we'd be on even ground." he mentioned casually, tilting his head down further.
"Haha."
"Just a suggestion."
"Well stop suggesting! The strawberry game was bad enough."
"Ah yes. but I do believe it was you who started the licking."
"Please, you were asking for that one!"
"That may be so- but you broke the rules. you never even finished."
"That's because you were making weird happy-noises."
"Happy noises?"
"Yeah, like this gaspy sound- like a fish being strangled."
"Well I guess your seductive ways bring out the strangled fish in me."
"Hey I've never had any complaints before."
"Oh, let me guess- it was that one time you let Clark get to second base?"
"Please... I've had way more action that Clark! Ugh... if you can even call it action- God it was like being fondled by a priest."
Lex burst out laughing at her comment. Then collapsed into the opposite seat, propping his socked feet up next to her and staring at her. He swore he saw something new every time he looked at her.
"...I'm serious! I think it ruined all future sexual experiences I've had since then."
"Maybe you just needed the right person to come alng? Someone with more experience..." Lex stated innocently.
Chloe rolled her eyes scooped up the forgotten ice-cream glass from the floor- anything to divert her attention from rumpled yet incredibly attractive man. She glanced into the glass which contained the remnants of the ice cream... melted- but still good in a gooey sticky way.
"I don't believe you deserve that Sullivan..."
"Well tell that to your pants- it soaked up most of it." Chloe shot back, running the tip of her finger along the edge of the glass then giving it a quick lick.
"-but that's because you were licking me the wrong way which forced me to gasp wich made you jump-"
"Are we going to get back into this conversation?" Chloe groaned. "There was nothing wrong with my licking."
"Chloe...if you're going to lick someone you really should learn to do it correctly."
"Well when someone comes up with a definition for the 'correct way to lick' let me know." she mumbled rolling her eyes.
"Give me the ice-cream."
"Why.?"
"Because you need a lesson Sullivan."
Chloe bit a corner of her lip in effort to kill the smile that was forming.
"I don't need any sort of lesson- least of all from you..." she replied insincerely.
"Nonsense Sullivan. What if your future dark haired big-eyed dumb boyfriend and you are in this exact same position someday, and you fail to lick him correctly? Then where would you be?" Lex asked, his voice dripping with concern.
"Luthor, I'm not going to let you- what are you doing?" she snapped as Lex shifted onto the seat beside her, putting his arm on the seat rest behind her.
Lex gave her an innocent look, "Well nothing... yet."
"Might I remind you that you're going to be married to- whoever, in a couple of days?"
"I'd rather you didn't..." he said, laying a hand over her stomach and firmly pushing her back against the limo's door.
"Luthor- honostly I thought you'd have more self control than this." Chloe snapped, her cheeks burning with a heated fury.
"Come on Sullivan, you know that I'm doing this for purely educational reasons." He stated as Chloe propped herself up on her elbows for leverage and looked at him annoyed.
"There's nothing educational about... oh... hm..." she mumbled as Lex started shifting both of them into a more comfort. her brain was not functioning and began a shut down procedure.
Lex's eyes danced with teasing anticipation. He maneuvered her so that she was at more of an angle with the door.
"So the ice-cream won't run off too fast." he explained. She didn't look like she'd registered what he'd said. Her eyes were half closed and fixated on the area where the opening of his shirt ended.
Lex grinned and moved in so that his legs were on either side of her hips..
"Let's call this the practical part of the lesson- before the lickage begins, your guy should make sure you're comfortable. It should be his primary concern. If it isn't- then you should dump him immediately."
Chloe blinked a few times, trying to follow what he was saying and ignore the gentle pressure his body was making on her hips.
"Well that doesn't make sense. Guys are always in it for themselves, especially when it comes to- well you know."
"I'm surprised a woman like you would take that lying down? Excuse the pun."
"Yeah, well we all have our weak points..."
"Well I do believe I know what yours are Sullivan," Lex smiled, gripping her hips lightly to force her into leaning her back.
"Ow, ow, ow!" Chloe yelped.
"What?! I haven't even done anything yet!" he stated wearing a slightly bewildered look.
Chloe pushed herself up a little, knocking lightly into his chest. She felt the area behind her and grabbed the small remote control that had been digging into her back.
"Honestly Luthor, you're supposed to check for these things first- you could injure a woman." she said annoyed. Her eyes tried to focus of his, but for some reason her sight kept dropping to his lips.
Lex gave her an apologetic smile and took the remote, tossing it over his shoulder.
"My mistake... maybe this isn't such a good idea." he sighed dramtically.
"What?!" Chloe snapped, wincing at the disappointment she'd let seep into her voice.
"I mean what if you fall madly in love with me and then start following me around Sullivan?"
"Ha! That's highly unlikely Luthor. As I recall this isn't technically a sexual act anyway."
"Good point. I mean sure you're in a limo with chocolate ice-cream strawberries and a man without pants- but that doesn't have to add up to anything sexual. Especially not with me of all people."
"Exactly- but if it helps your conscience I'll pretend it's not you."
Lex paused for a moment.
"Then close your eyes Sullivan."
The girl followed his instructions- a small smile playing on her lips as he laid his body gently against hers. It was a tight squeeze on the leather seats- but they were just able to fit. With his hands gripping the edges of the seat he nudged her face with his nose blowing gently across her ear. He felt a tremor beneath him and stopped.
"Sullivan...?" he asked looking down at her eyes. They were still closed but she seemed to be fighting off an expression of- amusement?
"Hm... not the reaction I was expecting." he muttered confused as she let out a smirk.
"I'm sorry- it's just that I'm ticklish... so stop the blowing." she ordered.
Lex grinned, "Yes ma'm, Anything else you want me to do?"
"Yeah, get your knee off my spleen."
"Oh- er... sorry... if I had you in a bed this would be much more comfortable."
"Comfortable is not always exciting- and besides, I don't want to sleep with you. As you said, we're having a lesson."
"Point taken..."
"Less talk, more ice-cream Luthor," Chloe said resting her arms lightly over his shoulders. She couldn't see him, but in her minds eye she knew the man was grinning at her.
Lex complied with her request, reaching for the cup that was placed on the floor.
Chloe stirred beneath him in anticipation, pushing slightly upwards against his body. The force of her movement released an involuntary moan from Lex.
"Sheesh- try to contain yourself Luthor, we haven't even started yet." Chloe smirked. "Now can get a move on here? I'm not getting any younger."
"Now that's a good thing because then this would probably be illegal."
"Like that would stop you. where's the ice cream?"
"Wow- not the patient type are we Sullivan?"
He saw a faint color rise to her cheeks and he smirked. He stole the opportunity to run his fingers up her soft skin as her shirt rode up her body.
"Hey! Watch the hands Lex!" Chloe said as her eyes snapped open and she smacked him lightly on his shoulder.
"What?"
"We're not having a groping lesson!"
"Sullivan- teenage boys grope. I explore."
"Well if you want to finish this lesson you better keep your expeditions away from regions under my top." she stated bluntly.
The truth of the matter was that if he started doing things with his hands then she'd want to reciprocate and then... well then things would go further than she wanted them to. She couldn't actually feel something for him emotionally... she'd only wind up getting hurt. Call it Chloe logic.
Lex raised an eyebrow.
"You want to do this touchless?"
"Hm... now that sounds like and interesting idea."
"Fine but then you don't get to touch either Sullivan."
Lex pulled Chloe's hands from around his shoulders and placed them back on the seat which released and unsatisfied grunt from her.
"They were your rules Sullivan- not mine." he said softly brushing his cheek past her wild hair.
Lex studied the remaining droplets of sticky ice cream. He tipped the glas slightly, sending a smooth line of white flowing across her neck in a horizontal line.
"Gah! Luthor, watch it- this was an eighty dollar shirt and I'm not going to-" she stopped when she felt a warm tongue graze the surface of her skin tenderly. With a small intake of breath she leaned back into the seat- her eyes still closed.
"Okay. never mind about the top." she murmured, cursing the no-hands rule she made. The only thing she felt like doing was touching him- taking off that damn shirt that was in her way.
Lex smiled as he looked down on her, "See Sullivan- the trick is to go after the person when they least expect it- surprise them."
"Surprise- got it." she said, unconsciously rubbing her leg against his.
Lex restrained himself from persuing any sort of advancement in areas lower their waists. Chloe wasn't like other woman who would throw themselves at him- she was more likely to kick him in the groin which was even greater reason not to piss her off.
"...then you want to start gently and work your way up the three different lick-levels." he said, wishing she'd stop pushing up against him like that. It was bad enough he could sense every inch of her through her flimsy top and skirt, but the fact that he couldn't touch her was driving him insane.
"What level are we on?" she breathed into his ear.
"One."
"Oh."
Lex smiled at her surprise as he trailed his tongue collarbone in long smooth lines. She tasted just as sweet without the ice-cream.
"You like?"
"Hm. very nice work Luthor." She said with an unsteady breath, tightening her grip on the leather seat.
"Just nice? We'll have to fix that." Lex said insulted.
He pressed his body into hers harder, forcing her further into the soft leather. He nudged her cheek with his, giving him full access to her beckoning neck. The groan that she'd held in for so long was finally released as Lex swirled his tongue around in careless circles purposefully licking up any remnants of the ice-cream. He could feel her chest firmly secured against his through the thin red material barely covering anything at this point.
"Did we just skip level two and go directly to three?" she whispered delicately into his ear, her words coming in short breaths.
Lex smiled- breaking the rules momentarily to entwine his fingers with hers. "No. this would be level three."
The man glanced down at her neck, picking a neat spot and squeezed their fingers together before he drove in to give her a firm nip. It forced a gasp to escape from Chloe's lips and her eyes to fly wide open. She was breathless and wearing the most seductively shocked expression he'd ever seen on a woman. Lex grinned down at her, their fingers disentangled hastily. He was rewarded with a sharp smack on the back of the head. "You bit me!"
"You smacked me!"
"But you bit me! I might need go get a vaccination!"
"I'd tell you if I had rabies Sullivan!"
"Well it hurt!"
"But it was the good kind of hurt right.?"
Chloe didn't answer that question as she rolled her head back to catch her breath- unknowingly giving Lex a better view of her chest.
"Ow! I thought you got rid of that damn remote control?" she said annoyed, shifting uncomfortably.
"It's by my leg now." she complained, reaching down between their bodies.
"There isn't-" Lex stopped when he realized Chloe wasn't feeling the remote, but something entirely different. He shot himself off her in record time.
"O-Okay- remote's gone now...You're a good student Sullivan." he smirked, covering up any traces of embarrassment.
A small smile played on her lips as she propped herself back up, still leaning against the door with a silent sigh.
"We'll it's hard not to be with a teacher like you Lex. I'm sure the next guy I fool around with will want to thank you."
Lex's brow furrowed involuntarily as he imagined Chloe playing the lick-me- game with someone else- but quickly brushed the thought out of his mind.
"Yes, well it's a very handy trick for when you eventually do it, Sullivan." he said as she adjusted her clothes.
"What do you mean eventually?"
"I mean when you get around to having sex."
You thought I was a virgin?!"
Lex paused trying to formulate words under the annoyed glare he was receiving.
"Well yes. Not that I'd thought about it- I mean of course I thought about it, but it wasn't... I never actually sat down and wondered if- the thought had crossed my mind a few times but I never gave it much-"
"Giving you an opportunity to stop talking now."
"Thank you."
Chloe paused wondering if it was just her imagination that made the man turn an interesting shade of red.
"Lex Luthor, did I just make you blush?!"
"What? Don't be insane- Luthors don't blush. We're like the dead only we pretend to have emotions." he stated, sitting in the further corner of the limo.
"If it helps I've only done it once- and that was a huge mistake."
"Did what?"
"Have sex."
"That's your business Chloe. I really couldn't care less."
"Okay."
Pause
"Was it... was it with Clark?"
"EEEEEWWWWW!!!!"
"Sorry! I just assumed-"
"Well your assuming made me nauseous. I don't want to talk about it."
"Okay.. fine..."
Pause
"Come on Sullivan- tell me who it was?"
"Why are you so interested?"
"I think I've answered enough of your questions over the years to earn me this one?"
"Well If you must know It was with a friend of mine- from Metropolis. It did have a little to do with Clark though. You remember when he and I went out for about two weeks in senior year?"
"Oh yes... I warned him about you."
"How ironic... I warned him about you."
"Yeah- but Clark never wanted to date me."
"I wouldn't be so sure Luthor."
"Hahaha Sullivan."
"Well you were always hanging around him!"
"Only because he was the only one in that damn town who didn't want me burned at the stake."
"I never wanted you burned at the stake, Luthor. You were one of the few fascinating people in Smallvile- besides, it would have been a fire hazard."
"But you hardly spoke to me in Smallville!"
"Well that's because I was Clark-obsessed and you were still trying to *find yourself*. We were both at different places."
"I still had more in common with you than anyone else... I think that's what made me want to stay away from you. Anyway- get back to your story?"
"What story?"
"You're first-time story."
"Fine, okay... Well I'd been dating Clark for a while and I -being the delusional young sixteen year old that I was- thought that Clark and I were madly in love. Then I happened to walk into Clark's room one fateful day guess which dark haired waitress he was making out with?"
"Ouch."
"Yeah- no kidding. Now that I think about it, it was totally gross- it was like watching two toilet plungers sucking on each other- but at the time, I totally distraught. I ran out the room, got into my car and didn't stop driving till I hit Metropolis."
"Wow... I'm sorry Chloe..." "Yeah, me too, I blew a weeks worth of gas money on that trip. Anyway, so I ran into an friend of mine from my old school and-
"Name?"
"Eric. Then-"
"Last name?"
"Why don't I just give you his social security number?"
"Give it to me later, I don't have a pen on me. Now what did he do?"
"Nothing. I was hurt and alone and more importantly- drunk so we kinda ended up together in one of those bedrooms upstairs."
"He took advantage of you while you were drunk?!"
"No, Lex. I'm pretty sure that I was the instigator of the whole thing."
"...but he never bothered to stop you?"
"He was a teenage boy, what would you have done?"
"Um..."
"Exactly. Besides, we've gotten over that and we're still really close friends."
"How close?"
"Well he's the only one in the world who knows how to make regular coffee exactly the way I like it."
"Wow- that's pretty close..."
Just then the car pulled to a halt outside Lex's apartment building and the driver opened the dividing window between them.
"Sir...? We're almost out of gas- but we lost those reporters"
"Oh..." Lex said somewhat disappointedly, glancing at his watch and realizing how late it was.
"Crap. I need to go propose to women now..." he grunted. "Fill up then you can give Miss Sullivan a ride back to Smallville."
"That's alright you can just drop me off on ninth street. I have my car." Chloe said to the driver.
Lex nodded and glanced at the very last strawberry at the bottom of the dish, offering it to Chloe.
"Want it?" he asked, holding the glass out to her.
"Why thank you." Chloe smiled, popping the fruit into her mouth with a smile.
"I guess we won't be having anymore lessons right Mr. Luthor? I mean the next time I see you, you'll be a married man... or do I need to check up on you before then- just in case you pick another leech for a wife?"
"You are welcome to check up on me whenever you wish Miss Sullivan. In all truth I'd rather marry you than sift through the mass of dull women out there" Lex said, surprising himself with the tiny bit of timidity that seeped into his voice.
The two regarded each other for a few moment before breaking into laughter.
"Could you imagine *us* married?" Chloe grinned.
"We'd drive each other insane." Lex agreed.
"Insane? We'd probably end up killing each other."
"Yeah- but they would undoubtably be crimes of passion involving chocolate strawberry ice-cream."
Lex gave Chloe a small smile as she blushed a little. He really hated the fact that he had to leave her at that moment...
"What are you waiting for Luthor? I have places to be too!" she hastened him, restraining herself from pulling him down beneath her to study the contents of his boxers. Mm... boxers...
Lex snapped out of his daze and climbed out of the car, slamming the door behind him before bending down to look through the open window.
"Will you miss me Sullivan?" Lex said cheekily.
"How can I miss you if you don't go away?" came the sweet response.
Lex laughed, leaning against the limo, contemplating his next sentence.
"Meet me tomorrow Sullivan. Help me plan my life out some more? You seem to be a good luck charm."
He saw Chloe ponder the question for a few seconds before coming to a conclusion.
"I can't- saving your social life has set me back a few hours. I have to pack and clear out my room tomorrow then I still have to drive all the way back to Metropolis. I'm only going to get to my new dorm room at about midnight- and that's if there's no traffic."
"Well then come by afterwards? With any luck I'd be getting married that day and you can be my best... woman?"
"Hmm... I don't know..."
"Oh come on, as long as nobody gives us any dessert we should be well behaved...?"
"I'll think about it."
"Does that mean you'll come?"
"No... it means *I'll think about it*. Dictionary Lex- learn to use one."
"So you won't give me an answer?"
"No."
"Does that mean you're not coming?"
"No."
"So you are coming?"
"No!"
"No?"
"Yes."
"Yes!"
"No! No."
"Yes?"
"Ahhh!!! Goodbye Luthor!" Chloe yelled, putting up the window.
Lex smirked to himself, shaking his head. If only he could find someone like Chloe... she was funny, witty and sexy all crammed into an explosive package- everything he wanted. She'd seriously messed with his brain chemistry.
Just as he saw the limo disappear around the corner it turned back around the way it had come. It stopped right in front of him and the window rolled down.
"What's wrong?" he asked with concern.
"Nothing- I just didn't want you to get chilly." Chloe stated, tossing a rolled up bundle of pants to him before the limo sped away leaving a very embarrassed Luthor.
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