A/N: Hey all OK the tags here are a little different from the last Maria
and Alex chapter cos I already had these ones on. [b] and [b/] is Alex, **
is an action and nothing is Maria talking!
CHAPTER 15
Maria and Alex POV
[b]Hey guys! Well look who it is! Yes folks, I'm back! At long last Mr Alex Whitman has been allowed his air time. What do you mean what about Maria? Oh right, yeah Maria and I used to share a chapter, yeah we don't do that any more. You know too much of a good thing and all that. Any way she was ummm. busy, yeah busy. Doing what? Well ummm. she had to go out and get some food.[/b]
Mm grmph!
[b]That? Oh that, that was just the ummm. microwave. I'm heating up some ermmmm. BEANS! Yeah I like beans. Mmm-hmmm, beans are good![/b]
GRMPHT! Mrphrw!
[b]What do you mean that doesn't sound like a microwave? Of course that's a microwave, a genuine, tip-top, snazzy microwave.[/b]
.
[b]*looking down cast* Liz told you about my lying skills didn't she.[/b]
Mrphumph! Grump! Lyut muh gah! ALICKS!
[b]Fine! Fine! I'll tell you what that really is! Maria was so bossy last time I kind of- thipk hsk op. What do you mean you didn't hear? Fine, I'll say it again, I - tipek hfer kup. Oh for goodness sake! You lot need hearing aids! I TIED HER UP![/b]
Und gugped muh!
[b]I think what Ria was trying to say was that I gagged her too. What?!? Don't look at me like that! I hardly go a word in edgeways last time! I had to do something! You can't blame me! I suppose it wasn't the brightest idea. if I ever have to untie her she'll kill me. What do you mean you want me to ungag her? Are you mad? She'll probably bite me to death or something! [/b]
HUYE! SHOP EUR MEUF!
[b]Fine, I'll take her gag off, but I won't untie her, she'll skin me alive! Or worse! *ungags Maria*[/b]
WHY YOU LITTLE-!
[b]Calm down! We're here for a purpose remember![/b]
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH LITTLE RAT FACE! I SWEAR I AM GONNA KILL YOU THE SECOND YOU UNTIE ME! OR HOW DO YOU LIKE THE IDEA OF CASTRATION?
[b]*gulp*[/b]
NOW LET ME GO THIS SECOND!
[b]Ria! Do you really think I'm likely to after that out burst?[/b]
THIS SECOND ALEX OR I'LL GO FURTHER THAN CASTRATION AND CUT OFF SOME MORE VITAL ORGANS!
[b]*Gulp*[/b]
***
Hey guys! yes thankfully I have been released. And being the merciful person I am, I let Alex keep all this vital organs-
[b]Thank God![/b]
Quiet Alex! Of course that was at a price, which was what Alex?
[b]*scowls* I'm not allowed to talk.[/b]
I'm sorry Alex what was that? Surely you didn't say anything, especially after you promised!
[b]*glares at Maria*[/b]
Tsk tsk, you shouldn't pull faces like that Ally, the wind might change and you'll be stuck like that! Anyway, lets get started on bringing you up to date. The last time we spoke to you we had a plan-
[b]A damn good plan![/b]
Alleeexxx!
[b]Sorry.[/b]
Better! Anyway, a plan, that was thought up by-
[b]me![/b]
*glares at Alex* No you did not! I did! You just stood there making annoying comments-
[b]No I didn't! I made helpful and constructive suggestions that you just ignored! [/b]
-Just like that one! Now stop interrupting!
[b]I-[/b]
Shhh!
[b]But-[/b]
STM ALEX!
[b]*Gulp*[/b]
Right, now where were we again? Ah yes, I remember! We had a plan, bring Max and Liz together and see what happens. Well it worked. sort of [b]*Raises eyebrow*[/b] We brought them together didn't we? Just not quite in the way we planned. And the consequences were, well unexpected! VERY unexpected!
It all started on Saturday around lunch time. Liz and I were waiting tables as usual and Alex was eating AS USUAL!
[b]HEY!![/b]
Quiet Alex! Anyway, Max and Michael were there, Max was being sweet and Michael was being a pig as usual!
[b]You SO fancy him![/b]
I do not! And shut up!
[b]*Begins to sulk*[/b]
Please just ignore him, he has trouble developing his mental age past about five years old! Anyway, Liz and I-
[b]And Me![/b]
Were talking when this big guy-
[b]He was fat too![/b]
Started shouting, so Liz and I went over to calm him down-
[b]Damn great job you did![/b]
*Glares at Alex* But the man was just so stubborn and he-
[b]Pulled out a gun and shot his friend![/b]
Alex for Gods sake! SHUT UP! So the guy grabbed Liz and-
[b]Put the gun at her stomach and shot her! Then Max healed her with freaky super powers! HAHAHA! *sticks tongue out at Maria*[/b]
You pig! You stole my story! I can't believe you stole my story! Why can't you ever let me finish a sentence?
[b]Because you never let me start a sentence![/b]
I do so-!
[b]You so do n-![/b]
Yes I d-
[b]No y-[/b]
See there you go again
[b]I did not![/b]
Did too!
***
Right so now we sorted that out-
[b]It only took us an hour![/b]
Don't start that again Alex!
[b]Okay! Okay! So where were we?[/b]
I gave permission for you to tell people what happened next!
[b]Thank you oh gracious one![/b]
You're welcome oh humble servant!
[b]*grins at Maria* Well, we were all interviewed by the sheriff. Maria and I as it seems, had it easy. Liz however had a slightly unusual meeting.[/b]
It all started off normal, you know, questions, answer and flying books! No wait, that wasn't till later.
[b]Maria! *pouts* You promised![/b]
Sorry Alex.
[b]Thank you! So, the sheriff started asking questions about Max the magical care bear and Liz freaked out! No this wasn't the normal sort of Liz freak out, this was Liz on caffeine pills! She started to panic and suddenly a whole load of books that had been happily sitting on a shelf across the room decided it was their life's ambition to take a flying lesson! So they kamakasied off the shelf and straight into Valenti's head! Now I'm not an expert, but I'm guessing that when a large number of books hits you square on the back of your head it hurts. just a little bit! And Sheriff Valenti is living proof of this fact! He ended up face down on his desk, unconscious, leaving Liz open for yet another freak out![/b]
Liz was left with the question,
[b]How the hell was she gonna explain that?[/b]
And now you want to know,
[b]How did she explain that?[/b]
And the answer,
[b]How the hell should we know?!? She glued her mouth shut and wouldn't tell us anything other than how she knocked the sheriff unconscious![/b]
Which of course we didn't believe!
[b]Some of us, however, handled it better than others! Me for one![/b]
Hey! I handled it OK!
[b]Yes if running out of Liz' room, tripping over the kitchen table and screaming your head of is considered OK![/b]
So I freaked out a little!
[b]A LITTLE?!? *Snorts* The neighbours are still waiting for replacement glass for their smashed windows![/b]
*Glares at Alex* Just tell the story Alex!
[b]OK, so here's what happened the next day.[/b]
***
[b]Actually, what did happen?[/b]
Alex did you swap your brain in for a gameboy again?
[b]Hey! A lot's happened in the last few days![/b]
Fine! I'll tell the story! Right, I woke up at the crack of dawn on Monday morning to find Alex at my house. Eating, again!
[b]Hey! I don't always eat. Just the times you mention![/b]
Yeah, and every other second of the day! Anyway, before Alex interrupts me again I'll tell you what was happening. Alex was eating breakfast with my mom and Sheriff Valenti! Now I don't know what was making me feel worse, the mixture of ketchup and treacle that Alex was pouring onto his pancakes or the sight of mom and Valenti flirting! And though it deeply pains me to admit it, I think Alex won!
[b]What?!? The stuff tastes bland without it![/b]
That is disgusting Alexander! You even put it on your chocolate cake!
[b]Yeah well at least I don't eat oranges and salad cream.[/b]
Hey! That was a faze! I'm over it now. *looks guilty*
[b]Yeah like hell you are! In that case what was it you were eating in the back room of the Crashdown before you're shift started on Saturday?[/b]
I was- wait! How did you kn- WHY YOU SNEAKY LITTLE RAT! You were spying on me!
[b]*looks smug* I rest my case![/b]
You disgust me!
[b]Ditto! *sticks out tongue*[/b]
Fine! I'll keep telling the story and leave you- ketchup boy- to whatever it is you do!
[b]Fine salad cream girl![/b]
WHY YOU-! *Takes deep breath* It's just not worth it! So you guys I'm sure you want to forget absolutely everything you just heard! DON'T YOU! Anyway, Alex came to my house to walk me to school. or at least that's what I thought! In actual fact he only came to my house so we could walk Liz to school!
[b]I thought it was very chivalrous![/b]
You would!
[b]Hey![/b]
Quiet Alex! So we met up with Liz, she didn't seem too happy to see us though! Did she Alex?
[b]She didn't seem that annoyed.[/b]
What? No!! *Sarcastic* Of course not! Most people mentally fling trash cans at walls to greet their friends! It's just normal practice!
[b]Okay. well maybe not happy.[/b]
You don't say! I still blame you for that! I will never forget how you made me pick up other people's half eaten food. and worse!
[b]It was. educational![/b]
Yes Alex! It taught me never to listen to one of your hair-brained schemes ever again! Which of course was reinforced by what you put me through when we got to school!
[b]Well that was different! I thought it would me much easier![/b]
You thought? You actually thought? Could have fooled me! But yeah you're right of course! *Sarcastic* It's a hell of a lot easier to find one person in the whole school! Especially when he's NOT EVEN THERE!
[b]Hey don't blame me! I never told him to run away. Though if I ever do catch him, he'll wish he ran faster! I'll make it so he can never heal again![/b]
Get to the back of the queue buddy! So anyways, we got to school late, sent Liz off to class and went to find Max. First stop, the parking lot. Thirty minutes and about 100 cars later and we'd made a really helpful discovery. Yeah like that would ever happen! The jeep wasn't there! Now this could mean a number of things;
1.Max had walked 2.Max wasn't in school 3. Max had brought a new car or 4. Max had parked somewhere else.
[b]Some people can be so damn inconsiderate![/b]
Right with you there Alex!
[b]So after this we went to class. the teachers seemed pleased to see us![/b]
Among other things. Lets just say that it's lucky the Crashdown has closed for a while, cos I would have a fun time with shifts straight after school for the next month, like you do when you have a month of detentions!
[b]Come on it's not that bad! And you can't blame me! I got them too![/b]
Yeah but it's still your fault.
[b]*glares at her* It's Max' fault![/b]
Agreed!
[b]So, break was another chance to try out an Alex masterplan![/b]
*Snorts*
[b]Hey! You got something to say?[/b]
No! the Alex masterplan was simply superb! Go to the office, pretend we're the sunshine committee and need to see the attendance records for the day! Yeah! Great plan!
[b]Well it worked![/b]
Yeah but by the time it worked we were late for class again and still hadn't seen the records!
[b]But she did tell us to come back at lunch![/b]
So we did! We left Liz safe in the quad and went back to the office. The scene went a little like this.
[b]Hey Mrs Green!
'Hey! It's me Maria![/b]
Alex!
[b]Fine! You do your part then and I'll be Mrs Green.[/b]
OK Shoot!
[b]*In a deep voice* Good afternoon![/b]
Alex! Your voice is SO not that deep!
[b]That's not me! that's Mrs G![/b]
Oh!
[b]Yeah 'Oh', can I go on now?[/b]
Yes! No need to get stressed!
[b]*In deep voice again* What was it you wanted?[/b]
Please could we see today's attendance records?
[b](Suck up!)[/b]
(Quiet Alex!)
[b]*deep voice* Ah yes, something about the shoeshine committee?
The SUNSHINE committee!
*Deep voice* And what exactly do you do?[/b]
We pick a person each day and spend all day trying to make them happy!
[b]*Deep voice, under breath* Stalkers! *To Alex and Maria* Ah why the hell not, just bring them back when you're done![/b]
Well it didn't go completely like that! She took a lot more persuasion! But you really didn't need to hear all that!
[b]Not at all![/b]
But the main thing was that when we actually looked in the records guess who wasn't there, hmmmm who could that be Alex?
[b]Could it be that aggravating pig?[/b]
Well yes Michael was absent too, but I meant Max! Of course Isabel was gone too. Now Max and Isabel haven't ever missed a day of school! For Isabel it would be a crime against the world of popular students and it would scar her for life and for Max well. for him he'd actually miss a chance to stalk Liz! Michael of course had been absent nearly everyday since pre-school. But the fact that they were all gone couldn't just be coincidence! It could only mean one thing.
[b]They had bolted![/b]
It was hard to go back to Liz after finding that out, she was completely abandoned with everything! I felt so angry towards Max! He must have know what he was doing! He must have known what it would do to Liz! And yet he just ran!
[b]But when we got back to Liz she seemed a little less than worried![/b]
A LOT less than worried! In fact she seemed so cool that she had managed to bag the hottest guys ever to sit at her table!
[b]Hey![/b]
Sorry Alex, the second hottest guy was sitting with her! The hottest guy was somewhere outside of Roswell, running away!
[b]That wasn't what I meant![/b]
Really? *Sarcastic* You surprise me!
[b]*Sulks*[/b]
Oh get over it! So Liz seemed pretty interested in this guy! I mean who wouldn't be? But anyway, we had to prize her away from him. And when we told her what happened.
[b]Lets just say, some of the kids at school will never laugh at the term; 'The day the lunch trays fly!'[/b]
And the lunch trays will never be the same again! Not after being flown into the ceilings and walls!
[b]I'll bet those teachers are still scratching their heads trying to work out what happened![/b]
Well then they'll be scratching for a very long time!
[b]And so will we! Cos until we find Max or work out a solution then Liz will be stuck with her freaky psychic powers![/b]
And we will be stuck with flying trash cans and lunch trays!
[b]And all we can do now is try and work everything out! Liz definitely had trouble concentrating for the rest of the day! Every now and then a pencil would fly across the room, normally ending up where ever Max would sit! Pretty much telling everyone who it was she was thinking of![/b]
So now we have to go and , 1. Think of excuses for the flying objects 2. Work out where Max is and 3. Try and discover what on earth to do now!
[b]We'll be back the second something new happens.[/b]
In that case we'll see you in approximately five minute and thirty two seconds!
CHAPTER 15
Maria and Alex POV
[b]Hey guys! Well look who it is! Yes folks, I'm back! At long last Mr Alex Whitman has been allowed his air time. What do you mean what about Maria? Oh right, yeah Maria and I used to share a chapter, yeah we don't do that any more. You know too much of a good thing and all that. Any way she was ummm. busy, yeah busy. Doing what? Well ummm. she had to go out and get some food.[/b]
Mm grmph!
[b]That? Oh that, that was just the ummm. microwave. I'm heating up some ermmmm. BEANS! Yeah I like beans. Mmm-hmmm, beans are good![/b]
GRMPHT! Mrphrw!
[b]What do you mean that doesn't sound like a microwave? Of course that's a microwave, a genuine, tip-top, snazzy microwave.[/b]
.
[b]*looking down cast* Liz told you about my lying skills didn't she.[/b]
Mrphumph! Grump! Lyut muh gah! ALICKS!
[b]Fine! Fine! I'll tell you what that really is! Maria was so bossy last time I kind of- thipk hsk op. What do you mean you didn't hear? Fine, I'll say it again, I - tipek hfer kup. Oh for goodness sake! You lot need hearing aids! I TIED HER UP![/b]
Und gugped muh!
[b]I think what Ria was trying to say was that I gagged her too. What?!? Don't look at me like that! I hardly go a word in edgeways last time! I had to do something! You can't blame me! I suppose it wasn't the brightest idea. if I ever have to untie her she'll kill me. What do you mean you want me to ungag her? Are you mad? She'll probably bite me to death or something! [/b]
HUYE! SHOP EUR MEUF!
[b]Fine, I'll take her gag off, but I won't untie her, she'll skin me alive! Or worse! *ungags Maria*[/b]
WHY YOU LITTLE-!
[b]Calm down! We're here for a purpose remember![/b]
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH LITTLE RAT FACE! I SWEAR I AM GONNA KILL YOU THE SECOND YOU UNTIE ME! OR HOW DO YOU LIKE THE IDEA OF CASTRATION?
[b]*gulp*[/b]
NOW LET ME GO THIS SECOND!
[b]Ria! Do you really think I'm likely to after that out burst?[/b]
THIS SECOND ALEX OR I'LL GO FURTHER THAN CASTRATION AND CUT OFF SOME MORE VITAL ORGANS!
[b]*Gulp*[/b]
***
Hey guys! yes thankfully I have been released. And being the merciful person I am, I let Alex keep all this vital organs-
[b]Thank God![/b]
Quiet Alex! Of course that was at a price, which was what Alex?
[b]*scowls* I'm not allowed to talk.[/b]
I'm sorry Alex what was that? Surely you didn't say anything, especially after you promised!
[b]*glares at Maria*[/b]
Tsk tsk, you shouldn't pull faces like that Ally, the wind might change and you'll be stuck like that! Anyway, lets get started on bringing you up to date. The last time we spoke to you we had a plan-
[b]A damn good plan![/b]
Alleeexxx!
[b]Sorry.[/b]
Better! Anyway, a plan, that was thought up by-
[b]me![/b]
*glares at Alex* No you did not! I did! You just stood there making annoying comments-
[b]No I didn't! I made helpful and constructive suggestions that you just ignored! [/b]
-Just like that one! Now stop interrupting!
[b]I-[/b]
Shhh!
[b]But-[/b]
STM ALEX!
[b]*Gulp*[/b]
Right, now where were we again? Ah yes, I remember! We had a plan, bring Max and Liz together and see what happens. Well it worked. sort of [b]*Raises eyebrow*[/b] We brought them together didn't we? Just not quite in the way we planned. And the consequences were, well unexpected! VERY unexpected!
It all started on Saturday around lunch time. Liz and I were waiting tables as usual and Alex was eating AS USUAL!
[b]HEY!![/b]
Quiet Alex! Anyway, Max and Michael were there, Max was being sweet and Michael was being a pig as usual!
[b]You SO fancy him![/b]
I do not! And shut up!
[b]*Begins to sulk*[/b]
Please just ignore him, he has trouble developing his mental age past about five years old! Anyway, Liz and I-
[b]And Me![/b]
Were talking when this big guy-
[b]He was fat too![/b]
Started shouting, so Liz and I went over to calm him down-
[b]Damn great job you did![/b]
*Glares at Alex* But the man was just so stubborn and he-
[b]Pulled out a gun and shot his friend![/b]
Alex for Gods sake! SHUT UP! So the guy grabbed Liz and-
[b]Put the gun at her stomach and shot her! Then Max healed her with freaky super powers! HAHAHA! *sticks tongue out at Maria*[/b]
You pig! You stole my story! I can't believe you stole my story! Why can't you ever let me finish a sentence?
[b]Because you never let me start a sentence![/b]
I do so-!
[b]You so do n-![/b]
Yes I d-
[b]No y-[/b]
See there you go again
[b]I did not![/b]
Did too!
***
Right so now we sorted that out-
[b]It only took us an hour![/b]
Don't start that again Alex!
[b]Okay! Okay! So where were we?[/b]
I gave permission for you to tell people what happened next!
[b]Thank you oh gracious one![/b]
You're welcome oh humble servant!
[b]*grins at Maria* Well, we were all interviewed by the sheriff. Maria and I as it seems, had it easy. Liz however had a slightly unusual meeting.[/b]
It all started off normal, you know, questions, answer and flying books! No wait, that wasn't till later.
[b]Maria! *pouts* You promised![/b]
Sorry Alex.
[b]Thank you! So, the sheriff started asking questions about Max the magical care bear and Liz freaked out! No this wasn't the normal sort of Liz freak out, this was Liz on caffeine pills! She started to panic and suddenly a whole load of books that had been happily sitting on a shelf across the room decided it was their life's ambition to take a flying lesson! So they kamakasied off the shelf and straight into Valenti's head! Now I'm not an expert, but I'm guessing that when a large number of books hits you square on the back of your head it hurts. just a little bit! And Sheriff Valenti is living proof of this fact! He ended up face down on his desk, unconscious, leaving Liz open for yet another freak out![/b]
Liz was left with the question,
[b]How the hell was she gonna explain that?[/b]
And now you want to know,
[b]How did she explain that?[/b]
And the answer,
[b]How the hell should we know?!? She glued her mouth shut and wouldn't tell us anything other than how she knocked the sheriff unconscious![/b]
Which of course we didn't believe!
[b]Some of us, however, handled it better than others! Me for one![/b]
Hey! I handled it OK!
[b]Yes if running out of Liz' room, tripping over the kitchen table and screaming your head of is considered OK![/b]
So I freaked out a little!
[b]A LITTLE?!? *Snorts* The neighbours are still waiting for replacement glass for their smashed windows![/b]
*Glares at Alex* Just tell the story Alex!
[b]OK, so here's what happened the next day.[/b]
***
[b]Actually, what did happen?[/b]
Alex did you swap your brain in for a gameboy again?
[b]Hey! A lot's happened in the last few days![/b]
Fine! I'll tell the story! Right, I woke up at the crack of dawn on Monday morning to find Alex at my house. Eating, again!
[b]Hey! I don't always eat. Just the times you mention![/b]
Yeah, and every other second of the day! Anyway, before Alex interrupts me again I'll tell you what was happening. Alex was eating breakfast with my mom and Sheriff Valenti! Now I don't know what was making me feel worse, the mixture of ketchup and treacle that Alex was pouring onto his pancakes or the sight of mom and Valenti flirting! And though it deeply pains me to admit it, I think Alex won!
[b]What?!? The stuff tastes bland without it![/b]
That is disgusting Alexander! You even put it on your chocolate cake!
[b]Yeah well at least I don't eat oranges and salad cream.[/b]
Hey! That was a faze! I'm over it now. *looks guilty*
[b]Yeah like hell you are! In that case what was it you were eating in the back room of the Crashdown before you're shift started on Saturday?[/b]
I was- wait! How did you kn- WHY YOU SNEAKY LITTLE RAT! You were spying on me!
[b]*looks smug* I rest my case![/b]
You disgust me!
[b]Ditto! *sticks out tongue*[/b]
Fine! I'll keep telling the story and leave you- ketchup boy- to whatever it is you do!
[b]Fine salad cream girl![/b]
WHY YOU-! *Takes deep breath* It's just not worth it! So you guys I'm sure you want to forget absolutely everything you just heard! DON'T YOU! Anyway, Alex came to my house to walk me to school. or at least that's what I thought! In actual fact he only came to my house so we could walk Liz to school!
[b]I thought it was very chivalrous![/b]
You would!
[b]Hey![/b]
Quiet Alex! So we met up with Liz, she didn't seem too happy to see us though! Did she Alex?
[b]She didn't seem that annoyed.[/b]
What? No!! *Sarcastic* Of course not! Most people mentally fling trash cans at walls to greet their friends! It's just normal practice!
[b]Okay. well maybe not happy.[/b]
You don't say! I still blame you for that! I will never forget how you made me pick up other people's half eaten food. and worse!
[b]It was. educational![/b]
Yes Alex! It taught me never to listen to one of your hair-brained schemes ever again! Which of course was reinforced by what you put me through when we got to school!
[b]Well that was different! I thought it would me much easier![/b]
You thought? You actually thought? Could have fooled me! But yeah you're right of course! *Sarcastic* It's a hell of a lot easier to find one person in the whole school! Especially when he's NOT EVEN THERE!
[b]Hey don't blame me! I never told him to run away. Though if I ever do catch him, he'll wish he ran faster! I'll make it so he can never heal again![/b]
Get to the back of the queue buddy! So anyways, we got to school late, sent Liz off to class and went to find Max. First stop, the parking lot. Thirty minutes and about 100 cars later and we'd made a really helpful discovery. Yeah like that would ever happen! The jeep wasn't there! Now this could mean a number of things;
1.Max had walked 2.Max wasn't in school 3. Max had brought a new car or 4. Max had parked somewhere else.
[b]Some people can be so damn inconsiderate![/b]
Right with you there Alex!
[b]So after this we went to class. the teachers seemed pleased to see us![/b]
Among other things. Lets just say that it's lucky the Crashdown has closed for a while, cos I would have a fun time with shifts straight after school for the next month, like you do when you have a month of detentions!
[b]Come on it's not that bad! And you can't blame me! I got them too![/b]
Yeah but it's still your fault.
[b]*glares at her* It's Max' fault![/b]
Agreed!
[b]So, break was another chance to try out an Alex masterplan![/b]
*Snorts*
[b]Hey! You got something to say?[/b]
No! the Alex masterplan was simply superb! Go to the office, pretend we're the sunshine committee and need to see the attendance records for the day! Yeah! Great plan!
[b]Well it worked![/b]
Yeah but by the time it worked we were late for class again and still hadn't seen the records!
[b]But she did tell us to come back at lunch![/b]
So we did! We left Liz safe in the quad and went back to the office. The scene went a little like this.
[b]Hey Mrs Green!
'Hey! It's me Maria![/b]
Alex!
[b]Fine! You do your part then and I'll be Mrs Green.[/b]
OK Shoot!
[b]*In a deep voice* Good afternoon![/b]
Alex! Your voice is SO not that deep!
[b]That's not me! that's Mrs G![/b]
Oh!
[b]Yeah 'Oh', can I go on now?[/b]
Yes! No need to get stressed!
[b]*In deep voice again* What was it you wanted?[/b]
Please could we see today's attendance records?
[b](Suck up!)[/b]
(Quiet Alex!)
[b]*deep voice* Ah yes, something about the shoeshine committee?
The SUNSHINE committee!
*Deep voice* And what exactly do you do?[/b]
We pick a person each day and spend all day trying to make them happy!
[b]*Deep voice, under breath* Stalkers! *To Alex and Maria* Ah why the hell not, just bring them back when you're done![/b]
Well it didn't go completely like that! She took a lot more persuasion! But you really didn't need to hear all that!
[b]Not at all![/b]
But the main thing was that when we actually looked in the records guess who wasn't there, hmmmm who could that be Alex?
[b]Could it be that aggravating pig?[/b]
Well yes Michael was absent too, but I meant Max! Of course Isabel was gone too. Now Max and Isabel haven't ever missed a day of school! For Isabel it would be a crime against the world of popular students and it would scar her for life and for Max well. for him he'd actually miss a chance to stalk Liz! Michael of course had been absent nearly everyday since pre-school. But the fact that they were all gone couldn't just be coincidence! It could only mean one thing.
[b]They had bolted![/b]
It was hard to go back to Liz after finding that out, she was completely abandoned with everything! I felt so angry towards Max! He must have know what he was doing! He must have known what it would do to Liz! And yet he just ran!
[b]But when we got back to Liz she seemed a little less than worried![/b]
A LOT less than worried! In fact she seemed so cool that she had managed to bag the hottest guys ever to sit at her table!
[b]Hey![/b]
Sorry Alex, the second hottest guy was sitting with her! The hottest guy was somewhere outside of Roswell, running away!
[b]That wasn't what I meant![/b]
Really? *Sarcastic* You surprise me!
[b]*Sulks*[/b]
Oh get over it! So Liz seemed pretty interested in this guy! I mean who wouldn't be? But anyway, we had to prize her away from him. And when we told her what happened.
[b]Lets just say, some of the kids at school will never laugh at the term; 'The day the lunch trays fly!'[/b]
And the lunch trays will never be the same again! Not after being flown into the ceilings and walls!
[b]I'll bet those teachers are still scratching their heads trying to work out what happened![/b]
Well then they'll be scratching for a very long time!
[b]And so will we! Cos until we find Max or work out a solution then Liz will be stuck with her freaky psychic powers![/b]
And we will be stuck with flying trash cans and lunch trays!
[b]And all we can do now is try and work everything out! Liz definitely had trouble concentrating for the rest of the day! Every now and then a pencil would fly across the room, normally ending up where ever Max would sit! Pretty much telling everyone who it was she was thinking of![/b]
So now we have to go and , 1. Think of excuses for the flying objects 2. Work out where Max is and 3. Try and discover what on earth to do now!
[b]We'll be back the second something new happens.[/b]
In that case we'll see you in approximately five minute and thirty two seconds!