Hilde swung her bag from side-to-side in exaggerated arches, key rings flying off left right and centre landing in the road, bushes and trees. Of course, the odd one did land in someone's eye but they were too busy wondering why it was suddenly night to notice her.
"HIIIIIILLLLLLLDDDDDEEEEE!!!!!!!" Relena's screeching voice echoed across the road for miles.
"YEEEEESSSSS?"
"HIIIIIIIIIIII!" Relena jumped up and down waving like a mad woman.
"HEEEELLLLOOO! HOW ARE YOU?"
Relena opened her mouth to reply but Dorothy placed her hand over it, "Hilde, we're three inches from you, no need to shout."
"OOOOOKKKKK!" Hilde grinned impishly, "oops."
"Are we all set for plan A?"
Hilde and Relena both nodded, "I stopped round his house last night," grinned Relena,
"Me too," added Hilde.
"Well then let's begin…"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"WHERE THE HELL ARE MY LOCKER KEYS YUY?"
Duo slammed Heero up against the outside wall of the school building, fuming.
"How the hell should I know Maxwell?" Heero pushed Duo off him and straightened his shirt, damn Relena, walking off with his jacket.
"Because YOU took them!"
"Oh please." Heero droned, glaring at Duo while his right hand went through his unruly hair.
'Damn he looks good doing that.' Thought Duo absently. 'Damn I did not just think that.' "Yuy I swear this time if I find out you've got my keys I'm going to streak your car multiple shades of pink!"
Heero didn't doubt that Duo could do just that, he had once, a couple of years ago, managed to scratch with his keys wide D.M RULES across the side of his Dad's car.
"I haven't got your godamn keys Maxwell! Check your pockets! You are that absent—" But Heero was cut off as Duo slammed up against him.
"What the hell did you just say?" he spat.
"I said you're so forgetful they're probably in your locker! You can't do anything right Maxwell! If I get expelled from this school it's going to be all your fault!" Heero's rage began to bubble inside him.
"Like anyone will miss you Yuy!" Duo shot back as he clenched his fist at the side of his body.
"They'll be more people at my funeral than they'll ever be at yours Maxwell." Heero managed to stay calm, slightly.
"That's it!" Duo pulled his fist back and swung it at Heero.
Two boys stood outside a gate somewhere, both looking extremely lost and anxious.
One, with a small plait down to his shoulders (which Duo immediately recognised as himself) and another with messy hair who looked strangely familiar.
"I don't want to go to school." The mini Duo pouted.
"Me either." The other agreed, folding his arms across his chest and scowling. "This blows."
The mini Duo stared past the gates at the taller kids who looked very intimidating playing soccer three fields over, or playing (to Duo's ultimate horror) kiss chase.
"We'll have to go in some time Hee-chan." Hee-chan? Who was that? Duo's brow creased.
The mini Duo turned and advanced on the other boy, "I know a way to get you in there."
The other boy backed up against the railings, his breath catching, "h-how?"
The mini Duo smirked and leaned in closer so that their faces were inches apart before pressing the other boys' nose, "You're it."
And with startling speed the mini Duo hopped the gates and began running.
"MAXWELL!"
Duo looked up suddenly. His fist was inches from Heero's nose, but Heero, and the crowd that had gathered around them were all quiet.
Duo stared; Heero was looking at him strangely, as was everyone else crowded around them.
Duo's arm went limp. He looked back at Heero once before pushing his way through the crowd leaving a group of stunned teenagers in his wake.
He stopped half-way and went back into the circle of people to where Heero was still standing, a frown across his smooth features.
Duo bent down and picked something up, "Oops, forgot my hat."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"I hate him! I hate him! I HATE him!" Miss. Noin tramped around the teachers lounge like an enraged bull.
Her co-workers were all cowering in the chairs; they knew not to interfere when she was like this. After the unfortunate incident in December when Miss. Roberts had lost two fingers after imaginative use with a feather duster Miss. Noins peers stayed well away.
Trieze had, once again, surpassed himself. This time by deciding that our two "wonder-boys" would be hosting and organising the Graduation Ball, this was being over-looked by the one and only Lucreatzia Noin. Yeah, she sure did love her job.
"Jackass," She muttered as she slammed the door open and stormed out.
Mr. Collins turned to the sub, Mr. Peacecraft, "and you're taking her out to Dinner? What a loony."
*~*~*And now, a look into our most kawaii couple's lives. No, not Duo and Heero the other couple*~*~*
Quatre shifted his books to the other arm before pulling the door open and entering the classroom. There was only one other person in the class to far.
"Trowa..."
"Quatre?"
Quatre blushed before placing his books down on a desk in the second row, co-incidentally where Trowa's were, (coincidence? I think not. Can you spell PLOT CONVIENIANCE?)
"About that night….in the chat room…" Started Quatre, as his face managed to find a shade of very impressive red.
Trowa didn't reply but Quatre knew he was listening.
"Well…the thing is…."
"Heya buddy!"
You know thought Quatre I think I hate Duo
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
[Hmm I'm being mean aren't I?]
"Sorry about this Mr. Roberts but can Heero and Duo please come and see Miss. Noin?"
Heero looked up as she anxious whispering started, what had they done this time?
Duo was staring glumly at the board completely oblivious to the fact he was probably about to get a good hiding thanks to their Math teacher.
Heero shrugged and hit Duo around the head "move."
Duo jumped about a foot in the air, "What the hell was that for?"
"Hn."
"Freakin hell Heero what did I tell you about that the other night?"
Heero smirked, "baka."
"Will you stop it with the godamn Japanese!" Duo fumed, stomping after the amused Japanese leaving the class thoroughly baffled.
"He called him Heero?"
"He saw him the other night?"
"What does baka mean?"
The pretty blonde girl who had come to collect them was chatting Duo up as they walked. Heero was mad but didn't understand why so he settled for ripping out the insides of his pockets.
The girl began to flutter her eyelashes as she giggled, Duo rolled his eyes and caught a glance at Heero, "hey Yuy, what did your pockets ever do to you?"
Heero scowled but stopped ripping his pockets all the same. The girl knocked on the door and pushed Heero and Duo inside.
Just around the corner three shapes huddled giggling and snorting manically, "looks like this is going better than planned!"
"Ah, Mr. Maxwell, Mr. Yuy," Miss. Noin started in a strained voice, "please sit down."
Taking seats as far away from each other as possible Miss. Noin started. "Trieze has had another brain storm."
Both Heero and Duo paled, Trieze's brainstorms always included them doing something they hated with each other which usually ended up with them nearly killing the other.
"This time," she carried on "you are going to organise the Graduation Ball."
Duo began to pound his head off the table "Ow. Ow! OW!"
Heero grimaced, I hate my life
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Ducks flames and anything else being thrown her way There! We're getting to the main part! Which is pretty good for me seeing as this story didn't have a plot to start with!
Ok, now instead of just having Heero and Duo throw themselves at each other and begin a snog fest (followed by much cheering from the 1x2x1 fans) we're going to have the Graduation Ball.
Ok, I need ideas for the theme of the ball which 1 and 2 can argue over.
Ah yes, reviewers;
Guardian Angel loved your review for chapter four, had me in hysterics!
Dmax sure I will I keep everyone updated!
Ink ok here you go just for you;
SportsFreak – Heero
Cool_guy.on.a.comp – Duo
IceDragon – Wufei (hmm we need more Wuffers)
Ever.Falling – Quatre
~!BasketBoy!~ - Trowa
Meatballhead same as Dmax
Ookami-metsuki did I spell that right? Nvm, I try to get the chapters up as soon as possible for this story now.
The mad physentist/korogi nagis well at least you've never seen something like this before
Animegirl1234 nice and short!
White destiny1x2 well here you go! More to read!
Goddess of Baka's I try to update more often now, hope you like!
Clara thanks
Kyeian lol, yeah it looked pretty intelligent. Well…the parts I could read that is….o__O
Raevyn Maxwell I'm never gonna give up on this story! Don't worry!