SORRY! I didn't send out the e-mails for last chapter! I was pressed for time and really, really really really really (where am I going with this) really busy.
Disclaimer: I promise to put them all back in their boxes once I've finished.
Disclaimer thing two: Uh, I accidentally put some sentences in this from Mayaa's story enemies, or? So if anyone sees any more please tell me.
Warning: 1x2, 3x4, 5x(it's a secret) and uh…Relena cheering on 1x2 ^^()
Italics – flashbacks
Italics and underline/bold/italic – Chatroom speak
~text~ - thoughts
And now! Onwards!
Renee – And the hate-mail starts flooding in now... Sorry you're portrayed like this I'm sure you're a LOT nicer in real life.
Ink – Yey! Did you know you're the only person who suggested a theme? I like your medieval idea.
Artsyangel3 – Ya know, a lot of my chars are very headstrong and shout a lot. Poor Noin, well, at least she's got zechsy. Actually, not yet, maybe I should add more of N/Z???
Kumorimisora – hehe, Ookami-metsuki recommended me? Int she kind! So about the more 1x2? Well….hmm…I'll try…
Fatealleny Kenobi-Maxwell – Wow, thanks! I've never had a story called awesome before! Thanks!
Leaf Zelindor – They will be meeting in the chat room soon where all is revealed and Duo confesses, but neither knows, they WILL hook up at some point, but at the rate this is going they might meet in another way. ^_^
Triton Bloom – Hey I never even thought of having them argue over stuff like that! The original idea was to have them argue over the theme, but that could work out too.
Ookami-metsuki – 2AM? OMG really? Woah! I'd be killed if I was up that early. Yeppers, poor Noin, read Artsyangel3's reply note thing to find out more bout Noin!
Kyeian – Meh, so I got about a million periods to go through. never again! Lol. This story is the only one I'm working on at the mo actually so a new chapter every week!
Chara - struggles to type, mini-Duo and mini-Heero hanging on arms Thanks for the review and my new, uh…little Heero and Duo glare uh…friends?
Vic – I know! Poor Fei! We need more Fei! Well here you go! Hehe, read on to find out…
NemesisMuse – I am! Lol. Thanks.
Lita – wow, you like the word continue. Thanks for the review!
Shini-girl kit – Nice name! So cool! Yeah, I'll put you on the mailing list if you want.
Animegirl1234 – Next review! =D
Guardian Angel – I'd love to put more Japanese threats in an all but I'm from England, dies so there's little if any anime AT ALL never mind speak, I'll try though.
Gundam grrrl – Why does everyone always say that? I AM going to carry the fic on! Don't worry!
Kerridwen – ok, I'll try get more. This chapter should be long enough.
Chapter Six – The storm before the calm (don't ask)
Duo was chewing the top of his pen thinking of ideas for the Graduation Ball. So far he had;
That blonde girl's awfully cute.
Wonder what's for tea.
Venting his frustration on the paper he picked it up and threw it over his shoulder where he managed to hit a bald man on the top of the head.
"Hey! Who threw that?"
Duo ducked for cover and was relieved when the mans legs kept right on walking past his table.
Suddenly though, a giant blonde fly poked its head under the table and said, "hi mister!"
"AH!!!!!!!" Duo jumped (not a very good idea seeing as he was sat under a table) and smacked his head off the underside of the table.
The girl giggled and placed a pad on the table before helping Duo up, "Renee Cardineau." [Ding Dong, girl from last chapter calling.]
"Muo Daxwell." Duo shook himself and sat on the booth once again before tipping over side-ways and forgetting where he was.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Heero threw the basketball in the air and caught it before throwing it again. He was lying in his bed totally bored; after all, Saturday's were pretty boring with no Duo Maxwell to fight.
The internet user QueenOfPink [Do I really need to explain that one?] has invited you to her chat, do you except?
Figuring he had nothing better to do he clicked YES.
SportsFreak has entered the room
~!BasketBoy!~: Hey Heero
SportsFreak: ?
~BasketBoy!~: Its Trowa.
SportsFreak: Hey, but I met you once before when I was talking to my m8 Cool and you never said it was you.
~!BasketBoy!~: Cool? Oh you mean…
QueenOfPink: Heya Hee-chan
SportsFreak: Grr! Don't call me that Relena.
Trowa realises that somehow, miraculously Duo and Heero have met and become friends over the internet without realising. [Way to go Trowa!]
He opened a secret chat with Relena and began to explain.
~!BasketBoy!~: Relena! Heero and Duo are friends over the internet! They just don't realise it's the other one!
QueenOfPink: OMG really? This is just SO cool! I'll go phone Dorothy and Hilde, one sec.
Trowa smiled at the screen, his suspicions had been confirmed Relena, Hilde and Dorothy had been plotting to get Heero and Duo together.
Swivelling [gotta love that word] around in his chair he re-opened the chat with Heero.
Ever.Falling: I'll be round later then.
SportsFreak: Ok. Hey Trowa.
Ever.Falling: Hi Trowa?
~!BasketBoy!~: Hi Quat, Heero
SportsFreak: We were just talking about how much you and Quatre would be a cute couple
~!BasketBoy!~: !!!!????
Ever.Falling: Were not
SportsFreak: Were too
Ever.Falling: Were not
SportsFreak: Were too
Ever.Falling: Not
SportsFreak: Just admit it! You like him!
Ever.Falling: Too!
Ever.Falling: blushes oops
~!BasketBoy!~: Quatre? Did you mean that?
Ever.Falling: Nods
~!BasketBoy!~: Right, I'm coming over.
~!BasketBoy!~ has left the room
Ever.Falling has left the room
SportsFreak: Wish Cool was on…
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Two boys [ya know I think I start each one of these the same way] were running around a castle at a park somewhere.
The messy haired on was on the ground pulling a face at the braided one who was at the top of the slides.
"Can't catch me!"
The braided one jumped and landed on top of the Messy one, pinning him to the tarmac beneath the slide.
"Hey! Get off me!"
"Maybe I like being on top of you."
The messy haired one's eyes opened wider, he would have replied had the other boys lips not been pressed against his.
Duo shot awake. His hand flying to his lips, that boy he almost had it…it began with a…
"Duo! Honey!"
[Believe me, it gets worse]
Duo awoke to find a cold flannel pressed to his head and a severely cute looking blonde girl crouching down in front of him.
"Duo honey! You're awake!" The girl launched herself at Duo and held him in a death-grip hug.
Duo racked his brains for the girls name. This was made all the harder by the fact that she was now lay on top of him and grinning madly.
"R-Renee?"
The girl looked slightly put down, "don't you remember?"
"Remember what?" Duo shook his head and the cold flannel soared into the air.
The girl grinned mischievously and began ravishing his lips, they were making out before the flannel hit the ground.
*~*~*I really didn't realise how much you all missed Wuffers!*~*~*
Heero sighed and drummed his fingers on the table, Trowa had gone round to Quatre's and although he wished him luck he was now all by himself owing to Relena's mysterious disappearance.
The internet user IceDragon has sent you a message, do you wish to receive?
IceDragon: Hi
SportsFreak: Hey Wufei, sup?
IceDragon: The ceiling.
SportsFreak: Meh.
IceDragon: So how come you're on?
SportsFreak: Trying to list all the ways in which Christmas can go wrong.
IceDragon: I'm not even gonna ask.
SportsFreak: 1) A cracker going off and making Grandma fall head-first into her soup.
2) Forgetting that someone gave Dad a whoopee cushion and being forced to endure being called "ye old farter" or the rest of dinner.
3) Little brothers suddenly discovering that Forks make excellent things to throw food with.
And my personal favourite: 4) The TV being broke and everyone being forced to sit and watch "the Queens speech" for the whole four godamn hours followed by "the weakest link!"
SportsFreak: Obviously. I hate Christmas.
IceDragon: rolling on floor laughing ass off too much to reply
SportsFreak: No I swear, this actually happened!
IceDragon: laughs harder
QueenOfPink has entered the conversation
QueenOfPink: Oh Hee-chan! Guess what a little birdie told me!
SportsFreak: I don't know but give me the little fuckers name and he won't say no more.
QueenOfPink: Pretends she didn't hear that that you're organising the Graduation Ball!
SportsFreak: So?
QueenOfPink; I'm going to help!
SportsFreak: Help with what? I haven't even got a theme yet! [A/N: glares at readers]
QueenOfPink: Oh, you know…
SportsFreak: No, I don't.
IceDragon: Relena, can't you leave the man alone for ONE second?
QueenOfPink: Hi Wufei, hey you know Dorothy well, she needs a date and you—
IceDragon: Runs like hell
QueenOfPink: :^( grr. Well Hee-chan, can you meet me in five minutes outside school?
SportsFreak: Ok, why not. Fei, you coming?
IceDragon: Is Dorothy going to be there?
QueenOfPink: No
IceDragon: k, cya in five.
QueenOfPink has left the conversation
SportsFreak has left the conversation
IceDragon has left the conversation
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Renee grabbed Duo's hand and began tugging him out the door. Duo frowned and followed.
After the heavy make-out session Renee had explained how Duo had NOT fainted at the diner, he had actually talked to Renee, realised how amazing she was (biiiiiiiiiiiiiig ego here) and asked her out. Renee had accepted and they had gone back to hers.
"Oh Duo." Renee sighed contentedly and snuggled closer to Duo, stealing the warmth from his jacket.
Duo couldn't help but think that this whole thing felt false (well duh) and he felt like he was cheating on someone.
He pulled his jacket closer but realised something. Hilde, he'd arranged to meet Hilde at the diner. ~Oh shit~
"DUO F-ING MAXWELL GET YOUR SCRAWNY ASS HER—" Hilde faltered mid-sentence and the party behind her followed suit.
"Hilde what is the big idea!" Exclaimed Relena untangling herself from Dorothy who was watching Wufei with an evil glint in her eyes.
"And just where have you been!" asked Hilde.
Duo opened his mouth to speak but stopped. Heero Yuy had just appeared from behind Wufei, his Cobalt eyes flashing.
Renee stepped forward, "with me." Noticing their blank looks she continued, "His girlfriend."
Renee smirked and started a very furious game of tonsil hockey. Relena, Hilde and Dorothy stared, Heero glared and Wufei's hand flew up to his nose.
Renee reached behind Duo and grabbed his ass.
THUD
Wufei was out cold on the pavement. Heero turned, his eyes blank, "You killed him."