Disclaimer: Someone else owns the Gundamverse, I'm just re-decorating one of the rooms
Disclaimer thing two: Uh, I accidentally put some sentences in this from Mayaa's story enemies, or? So if anyone sees any more please tell me.
Warning: 1x2, 3x4, 5x(it's a secret) and uh…Relena cheering on 1x2 ^^()
[1] Shove chopsticks up your nose, (curtsey of one of my reviewers, Ill find her name later.)
Italics – flashbacks
Italics and underline/bold/italic – Chatroom speak
~text~ - thoughts
ookami-metsuki – ::waves wand:: Your wishes have been granted!
Ink – Er lessee…If I want to do a follow up to this story, and they went out when they were 11 then they are now 16 so…they forgot for 5 years! Woah! I really need a good excuse for that!
Koneko – See chapter eleven. (hehe) Yeah, Renee always turns up at the wrong time.
Leaf Zelindor – I would put you in the story and you can be Wufei's secret lover but I think we're getting a bit too many OOC's, sorry. Wooh! Go Britians! ..Er…Britishes…erm…Brits! Wooh!!!
NemesisMuse – Did you get the e-mail about Marauders Messages? Btw, your review was CUTE!
Kumorisimora – lol, well we get, ahem, part of that, kinda… o.O
Lita – Continues a nice word. ^_^ for the theme 60s, 70s, Hawaiian, nice stuff. Well I've got the idea now. Not saying that it's yours! Or is it?
Akuma Sensei – That was my first EVER attempt at a song fic, I thought of Titanic straight-away because, well, even though everyone was saying "corny!" they were crying when they read it.
Guardian Angel – Mary-Sue? AHHHHHH!!! ::runs like hell::
Nekocin – Yeah? Who's your sis? Anyways, as for sorting out your questions that's gonna be happening over the next few chapters but I need to know your questions first.
Redrose2310 – Um…what does col mean?
Ravenquills – I know! Wufei has a very delicate nose doesn't he! Poor him!
Bandersnatch – Thanx! I tried I really did! ::light comes on to show author centre stage:: I'd like to thank the academy, my parents, they never stopped believing in me, my sister, hell, ever my dog…
Werekitten – Duo's not real? ^o^ As for leaving it there well…um…I felt like it. Ha! I'm from England! Home of Manchester United! And David Beckham…ooooo. As for them being in Britain one part and America the next their in neither! First person to guess where the actually are, wins..um…
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Chara - ::Chibi Heero and Duo sit on computer screen pouting:: Hey thanks for these! I've already forced—er—taken them to review some stories with me, its fun!
Clara - ::Pushes eyes back in:: You might need these. Well thanks! I'll add your suggestions to my list of idea's.
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Kyeian - ::hopes for speedy release of next review:: Nice ideas! The chapter was confusing? Care to say why so I'll sort it out?
BlackWolf – You mean you thought THAT was a cliffhanger? ::starts jumping around screaming "I made a successful cliffhanger!"::
Fate-sama – Read above ^
Chapter Eight – Happy Birthday to you, Renee's still in the loo, the waiters out cold on the flo~or, happy birthday to you!
"Heero?"
"Duo?"
Duo looked down slowly, "I'm sorry." He whispered.
Heero stared at the braided boy with confusion in his eyes, asking for him to go on. As he watched Duo looked up into the pools of endless Prussian blue and reached out his hand to touch Heero lightly on the cheek.
"D-Duo?" They were so close that his breath tickled Duo's cheek and Duo smiled, rubbing circles with his thumb over his chin.
It took all the self-control Heero had to not lean into the caress, he needed to figure out things first. Where were the memories coming from? Why hadn't he known that piece of his life before?
Duo stared at Heero and tucked a piece of the messy chocolate hair behind his ear, "Why?"
Heero shrugged and accidentally fell into Duo's caress, deciding suddenly on the spur of the moment he leaned forward.
"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuoooooo!"
"Shit Maxwell!" Heero jumped a foot from Duo, "Can't you go anywhere without that thing?"
"Me? You're always being followed around by that Peacecraft bimbo!"
Heero took a swing for Duo as the door opened, emitting Renee "DUUUUOOOO!"
The two boys fell to the floor in a pile of dust, Heero on top strangling Duo and Duo punching his gut. Renee's jaw dropped to the floor and she stood watching the two boys massacre each other for a whole ten minutes before the thought of breaking them up crossed her mind.
Heero pressed the ice-pack into his swollen cheek, his cut lip throbbing. Duo was nursing his black eyes and wincing as he touched the small cut on his chin.
Remembering can have terrible consequences…
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Relena was sat in the back of her parents car with Heero as her "date". After realising that Duo already had a date she was forced to ask him and much to her surprise he had said yes.
If Relena was anyone else she would have highly doubted getting Heero and Duo together after the day before when they had almost massacred each other in an empty classroom, and were still not saying why. But of course, this is our resident Queen of All Things Pink, Relena-how-dense-am-I-Peacecraft.
"So where are we going for Wufei's birthday?"
"China Town. Tell me that's not so predictable."
"That's not so—"
"Forget it."
They fell quiet again, but it was broken as Heero leaned forward, "why have you turned down the music? We're looking for a building."
The result was that both Relena and Heero were thrown out of the car and Heero Yuy the Human Compass had them at the restaurant in five seconds flat.
They entered to find that they were the last to arrive at the restaurant Pearl City, their poor victim—I m-mean Waiter was Frank Jones (how original).
They were seated at a round table ("Duo, make any jokes and I swear that braid won't be there in the morning") and their places in a clockwise direction went, Heero, Trowa, Hilde, Nichol, Renee, Duo, Quatre, Wufei, Dorothy, Relena. That's right, Duo was facing Heero.
"And what drinks would you like?"
"Three cokes, two diet cokes, two fantas and a still water." Ordered Relena.
Duo snickered, "Still water? Well duh, water IS still."
Heero glared.
As Frank left Relena gave a sharp look at Dorothy who kicked Hilde, "hey!" but Dorothy indicated her head sharply at Renee and she stood up.
"Ah, Renee and Nichol would you like to touch up your make-up?"
Renee looked about to say no but Nichol (who had been informed on the plan) accidentally smudged her mascara. Renee shrieked and a rapidly apologising Nichol fled the room with the other girls close behind.
Heero and Duo began a glaring contest as their drinks arrived and Wufei rolled his eyes. "If you two don't stop I'm going to Hana ni hashi o oshi kome." [1]
Both boys paled and looked away. Quatre and Trowa were making frustrated noises of protest at being so far away, well, at least they were still in seeing distance. Duo began to doodle on the table cloth with a stray knife before Wufei took the knife off him with a glare.
"Spoilsport. Trowa likes knives don't ya Tro?"
"Mhmmm."
Duo reached for his coke and nodded as the girls came back and took their places quietly with Renee no-where in sight. He suddenly began to splutter and clutched the table.
Everyone followed his gaze and there was a mad rush to get Menu's. Miss. Noin and the sub Mr. Peacecraft were sat at a table three rows down. As they watched Mr. Peacecraft offered some food on a fork to Miss. Noin and she gladly took it and giggled like a little school girl.
This was too much for Duo and he ran to the toilets like lightening whilst stuffing his fist into his mouth to keep from laughing.
Heero grimaced, "This can NOT turn out well."
Relena stretched and yawned, "Wow, wonder what Renee's up to?"
Nichol shrugged, "Oh, you know her, she'll probably be in the toilets all night!" All of the girls exchanged evil looks and Wufei hurriedly backed away.
Duo came back from the loo's and Heero shot out his chair to trip Duo up, Duo jumped over it and Frank fell, getting a face full of WonTon [sp?] soup. "Nice try Yuy but you'll have to try harder than that to---ahhhh----!" Duo fell over Relena's bag.
Miss. Noin chose that precise moment to stand up and walk past their table. She stopped when she saw Duo's ass in the air, "Excuse me, but do you mind if I ask what you're doing?"
"Er---I'm…The health inspector, ….checking the floor for cleanliness…yeah…that's it…"
Miss. Noin still looked skeptical but noticed his ass still in the air, "I'm might just get a Restaurant if all the health inspectors check the floor…" She turned and left.
Duo emerged with his face like the setting sun while all his friends were sniggering behind their menu's again. "You reckon she'll pass me if I tell her I was the 'health inspector'?"
"Maxwell," Started Heero, "Nothing can pass you."
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When there food finally came (Frank had been protesting that they were 'out to get him') everyone settled down to eat and a number of conversations started up.
"Hey Heero, what's up? You're so quiet!" Asked Wufei before looking across at Duo.
Duo looked shocked, "What you looking at me for? I'd never do anything, he's the one with the problem."
Wufei's face looked like a cross between 'Sure, you're an f—ing angel' and 'how do I back away to not get caught in the cross-fire?'
"I will survive! Oh as long as I know how to live I'll know I'll stay alive—"
"Hiiiiiiilde! You promised!" Relena pulled the Walkman off Hilde and threw it at the bin on the other side of the room, but it fell short and landed in a mans soup.
"Great shot."
Relena's reply was cut short as the chopsticks came. Wufei smirked at Heero and Duo who instinctively cringed.
Hilde screwed up her eyes as she looked at Duo's rapidly darkening bruise on his neck, "Jeez Heero, what did you hit him with? A five-foot long wooden plank?"
Heero just smirked and said nothing while Duo tried to hide the bruise with his collar. Hilde sighed, it looked like not one of them would ever say what had sparked off the fight this time.
Renee had just opened the door to enter the classroom and Heero had hit Duo and they had begun to fight.
Wufei picked up the chopsticks effortlessly and began to eat, Nichol copied him and had soon mastered it also.
Duo frowned and Picked up his chopsticks but accidentally flung them in the direction of Franks retreating back, who ran like hell. "How do you use these, what are they called again--chopsticks? They are just impossible! What's the point? Like we have all these different types of cutlery which you can spear your food on the end of like forks and knives and-----Trowa if that's you playing footsie Quatre's over there."
The teenagers seated at the table all snorted into their food as the uni-banged and angel-like boys blushed red.
Hilde, Dorothy and Relena decided that they preferred cutlery (after trying to dig their chopsticks into the food and lift it up) and went in search of Frank. Wufei rolled his eyes, "Can't they do anything without a knife and fork?"
Nichol giggled, "That would explain Dorothy's eyebrows. Well I better go check that Renee's still tied up—I mean, I'll go check on Renee…" With a hasty cough she left the table.
Duo suddenly clicked, "Where's Renee?"
Quatre and Trowa, finally breaking their loving gaze shrugged, "Didn't she go to the loo and never come back?"
"Oh the mysteries of girls and toilets."
Duo was quiet for a moment and stole a glance at Heero who was eating duck in pancakes and he found that he couldn't resist, "Quack, quack."
"Maxwell…"
"How could you eat that poor, defenseless duck? Think of all the poor children, and those old men, who feed those ducks everyday!"
"Baka." Heero rolled his eyes, but if you looked from a certain angle he could almost be seen smiling.
Duo waved away the insult with a wave of his hand, but unfortunately he was also holding chopsticks and some Chicken in Honey and Lemon sauce. The chicken flew off and the poor waiter Frank (on the way back to their table with cutlery) had chopsticks stuffed up his nose and he collapsed on the floor.
The chicken flew across the room and landed between Miss. Noins breasts. Both her and Mr. Peacecraft stared at it stupidly before he said, "here let me get that out for you."
Duo burst into hysterical laughter and the three girls, who had just managed to get the cutlery off Frank's twitching body sweatdropped, "what's he done now?"
"DUO MAXWELL GET YOUR ASS HERE NOW!" Duo eeped and jumped up as Miss. Noin began chasing him.
"See you tomorrow!" He yelled over his shoulder before disappearing.
There was a commotion near the toilets and Renee, or something that looked terribly like Renee but gagged and bound to what looked like a toilet seat came bouncing out of the toilets, Nichol could been seen knocked out on the floor.
Dorothy, Relena and Hilde grabbed their coats and fled with the now bouncing Renee behind them.
Quatre and Trowa had given up fighting and were making out under the table. Heero sweatdropped, "um, Happy Birthday Wufei…"