note from Bana the Random: This chapter: Lances and Chancss are out to find an apprentice for Mr.Draconian, find out what Mr.Draconian's real name is, a troll appears, Dalamar makes a debut appearance, the cursing of a.... and more!

Kendersshmenders and Copper Too

Chapter 1

"Well Mr.Draconian, first we'd like to go to Crystal Cave to see if Copper will help us find one," Mr.Draconian, Lances and Chancss were on a search to find an apprentice for Mr.Draconian.

"Well that would be a great idea. We will fly,"

"Lets go right now, come on," said Lances and Chancss really loudly. They packed and they were on their way.

"Our ancient map says first we go ten miles," Lances is always looking at the map. Chancss is always making sure they're going the right direction, with the help of Mr. Draconian.

"Well we're at the hut. Goody, goody!"

"I hate flying low, but I think I'll have to do it for the rest of the trip," says Mr. Draconian.

"Well hutfut," said Lances.

"No," said Chancss. "This rhymes better, hutclut!"

"What did you say?" screamed Lances. "Most Kender's can read maps, and I'm a kender!"

"This hut, we go five more miles here, then come on. We're almost there, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!" screamed Chancss.

When ...

"What's up?" said Copper

"We're on a quest for a apprentice for Mr.Draconian," said Lances'

"Yes we very well are."

"Oh are you?" asked Copper.

"Yes we really are, we really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really are, so you are. And we would like you to come along!" said Lances'.

"I will oh yes, I will," said Copper.

"OK OK," said MR. Draconian.

Back at the hut Copper said, "Well where do we go first?"

"I'm not sure," said Lances.

"Neither am I," said Chancss.

"Maybe we should go behind Copper's Crystal Cave?"

"Yes, maybe an apprentice lives there,"

"Well, " said Copper. "I don't think you should go there. A troll lives there, and some nights he comes and wakes me up, and I have to battle him. He is so annoying I wish there was no such thing as him!"

"Gee, we can go there!" said Chancss.

"Yes," said Mr.Draconian. (Mr.Draconian's real name was Draco Malfoy).

"Well," said Copper. "First when we're at my cave we have to get food, cause we might be there over night,"

Back at the cave

They got all the things they needed, food, drinks, and extra clothing for the kneelers. The kenders might be attatcked.

"Okay," said Copper. "Did you know that I have a backdoor?"

"No," all of them saidf, except, that is, Copper.

"Okay said Copper. "I have three doors. My front door, as you always come in my front door. and I've got a door on top of his cave. And as you know, my backdoor. Well, let's get rollin'!

"When out of the cave we have o keep our eyes open for the troll," said Mr.Draconian and Copper. Mr.Draconian had been there before.

As they approached the end of Crystal Cave it was even more glittery than the front of the cave. At the end of the cave...

"I smell something," said Lances. "It smells like rotten volcano,"

"That's probably the troll," said Chancss.

"That is the troll," said Copper.

"Oh yes, I knew it!," said Mr.Draconian. Oh, the back of the cave from the outside looked so black it looked like black crystals.

"As you know my cave is made out of regular clear crystal, but the only thing that is not made out of regular crystals is the end of the cave where there is crystals, but they are black." They walked out of the cave onto the side of the mountain where it was.

"Whoa, it's huge!" said Chancss and Lances. Coppers cave was at the foot of a flat topped mountain. There was a couple bushes and not much else.

The trolls house is at the top of the mountain next door.

"Why is there a chairlift there?" said Mr.Draconian, looking at the snowy mountain.

"Because," said copper. "I like skiing sometimes. The troll doesn't look. He's scared of skis, snowboards, and especially chairlifts. and this is why he's scared of all those things. He thinks that at midnight, when he's asleep and after he bothers me, my skis and polls, and the chairlift come alive with big jagged sharp teeth, and their favorite meal is troll! It is true that they come alive, because 4,000 years ago an elf named Dalamar cast a spell on the mountain. Well, they don't bother to come to my cave because they are afraid of Dragons and Draconions and half dragon and draconians."

At the trolls cave; well, it looks like it was made from snow and steel. They flew there and looked in.

"He's not home!"

"But still the smell is home!"

"Oh, rotten volcano!" said Lances and Chancss. "does that troll ever take a shower?"

"Hey, of course it smells," said Chancss. "And also, you're a dumbo," said Chancss to Lances.

"What did you say!" yelled Lances.

"Stop it you two! Break it up!" said Mr.Draconian and Copper together. Copper was to big to fit in the troll's cave, so they had to peek in.

They flew behind the cave.

"Well, well, well, look what's here!" said Copper. "That might be an apprentice's hut!"

Chapter Two

"Maybe it might be an apprentice's hut!"

"Hey there's a doorbell," said Lances and Chancss at the same time.

"Well," said Mr.Draconian. "Somebody ring it. Well, I shall ring it!"

"Ding dong!" screamed the doorbell.

"Shhhhh! don't be so loud," Lancers and Chancss whispered to the doorbell. The door creaked open. And out came an elf. It was a boy, had pointy ears, his hair was blond (just like Legolas).

"Hey, my name is Cole!"

"Let us introduce ourselves. I'm Lances Mapshaker,"

"I'm Chancss Quarters,"

"And I'm Copper the Copper dragon,"

"And I'm Mr.Draconian. I'm looking for an apprentice to help to make maps and magic spells,"

"I work for this really mean dude. I'm like his slave, I do everything for him, even scrub his back! He's not home, and you know what? I'd love to be your apprentice. But my old master might come and take me back,"

"Well," said Mr.Draconian and Copper. "We'll take care of that!" Dragons and Half-dragon half draconian's are not to be messed with.

"Okay, what is your master's name?"

"I don't know," said Cole. "He never told me, when he found me he just said "Come here!" And he set a trap! Well, ya see, I'd like to come,"

"So let's fly," said Chancss.

"We're there." said Lances.

"Great," said Cole. Cole had never flown on a dragon before.

"Me and Mr.Draconian will do the stuff to your old master," said Copper

They put spells on him and did that kind of stuff.

And Cole became Mr.Draconian's apprentice.

But wait, there ain't no end yet.

One more thing, Chancss and Lances are still best friends.

The End

(I wish Mr.Draconian were here to stop Meredith from screaming.)

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