Karta: This is my first [And probably last] comedy on fan fiction. Net. I'm
just going to give it a shot, if you like it review. No flames are welcome,
as no flame is a good flame [As I always say.]. Now here's my parody with a
bit of everything.
ISRU: Karta doesn't own Yu-gi-oh
DW: Or any other shows mentioned.
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We join our heroes during their ever-small amount of free time.
"There's nothing on." Yami whined, clicking the remote with increasing pressure.
"Not like you could tell." Bakura snapped, trailing off with mutterings about stupid Pharaohs who can't even change the channel right.
"Come on Yami, I'm sure there's something on." Yugi interrupted. Yami was now snarling at the T.V. in Egyptian.
"No! THERE'S NOTHING!!!! THIS INSOLENT CONTRAPTION MOCKS ME WITH IT'S EVILS!!!" Yami was now screaming. All occupants of the room, who were up until then doing their own thing, were now alert and staring at the enraged spirit.
"Ay Yami, jus' chill out. Somethin' will come on." Joey soothed, looking up from his duel with Mai.
"NO I WILL NOT 'CHILL OUT' YOU ILL MANNERED FREAK!!! I AM GOING TO FIX THIS! NO ONE INSULTS THE KING OF GAMES AND LIVES!!!" Yami roared.
"Yami, um did you forget to take your pills?" Yugi squeaked.
"This isn't about PILLS, Yugi. This is about honor and we are going to take care of the scumbags who insulted mine!" With that he grabbed the poor Hikari's wrist and dragged him out the door.
Ryou sighed and stood up, "Bakura, you get the stun gun."
"Gladly." The tomb robber smirked. Upon his return with the weapon in question the gang raced out the door and after the enraged Yami.
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Meanwhile.
"Nothing's on!" Karta whined, clicking through the channels.
"Let me see!" the Duke of Whales grabbed the remote.
"I think she's right." The Immortal Shape-shifting Ruler of the Universe sighed.
"What are we-" Karta was suddenly cut off by a loud announcement on the television.
'We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming for this desperate plea.' A man who appeared to be a newscaster took his place on the screen. A variety of people were running around behind him.
"I'm here at the local Domino T.V. Station reporting on what appears to be a riot. From what we can tell a crazed young man is terrorizing the studio, complaining about our quality programming." The camera cut to Yami who appeared to be running after any of the studio staff that got to close.
"AHAHAHAHAAAHAAA!!! It took you five years to build your evil television empire and it will take you four minutes to lose it!" He roared before breaking out in malicious laughter.
The newscast cut off abruptly, a loud ringing taking its place.
"That... was odd."
The T.V. suddenly sparked back to life, however this time the only face that could be seen was Yami's.
"Ahahahahaaa! I Yami Motou now control Domino studios! We now ONLY play my favorite shows, AHAHAHAHA!!!" Yami sobered suddenly, "Unfortunately, all my actors, the ungrateful b~~~~~~s, left... so my personal sla- er I mean friends will now be helping me." Yami clapped his hands, "Now, on with MY regularly scheduled programming.
"This will not be pretty." Karta moaned.
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Karta: Okay, there's chapter one. I know it hasn't been funny yet but I'm getting to it. R&R!
ISRU: Karta doesn't own Yu-gi-oh
DW: Or any other shows mentioned.
~/~/~/~/~/~/~
We join our heroes during their ever-small amount of free time.
"There's nothing on." Yami whined, clicking the remote with increasing pressure.
"Not like you could tell." Bakura snapped, trailing off with mutterings about stupid Pharaohs who can't even change the channel right.
"Come on Yami, I'm sure there's something on." Yugi interrupted. Yami was now snarling at the T.V. in Egyptian.
"No! THERE'S NOTHING!!!! THIS INSOLENT CONTRAPTION MOCKS ME WITH IT'S EVILS!!!" Yami was now screaming. All occupants of the room, who were up until then doing their own thing, were now alert and staring at the enraged spirit.
"Ay Yami, jus' chill out. Somethin' will come on." Joey soothed, looking up from his duel with Mai.
"NO I WILL NOT 'CHILL OUT' YOU ILL MANNERED FREAK!!! I AM GOING TO FIX THIS! NO ONE INSULTS THE KING OF GAMES AND LIVES!!!" Yami roared.
"Yami, um did you forget to take your pills?" Yugi squeaked.
"This isn't about PILLS, Yugi. This is about honor and we are going to take care of the scumbags who insulted mine!" With that he grabbed the poor Hikari's wrist and dragged him out the door.
Ryou sighed and stood up, "Bakura, you get the stun gun."
"Gladly." The tomb robber smirked. Upon his return with the weapon in question the gang raced out the door and after the enraged Yami.
~/~/~/~/~/~/~
Meanwhile.
"Nothing's on!" Karta whined, clicking through the channels.
"Let me see!" the Duke of Whales grabbed the remote.
"I think she's right." The Immortal Shape-shifting Ruler of the Universe sighed.
"What are we-" Karta was suddenly cut off by a loud announcement on the television.
'We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming for this desperate plea.' A man who appeared to be a newscaster took his place on the screen. A variety of people were running around behind him.
"I'm here at the local Domino T.V. Station reporting on what appears to be a riot. From what we can tell a crazed young man is terrorizing the studio, complaining about our quality programming." The camera cut to Yami who appeared to be running after any of the studio staff that got to close.
"AHAHAHAHAAAHAAA!!! It took you five years to build your evil television empire and it will take you four minutes to lose it!" He roared before breaking out in malicious laughter.
The newscast cut off abruptly, a loud ringing taking its place.
"That... was odd."
The T.V. suddenly sparked back to life, however this time the only face that could be seen was Yami's.
"Ahahahahaaa! I Yami Motou now control Domino studios! We now ONLY play my favorite shows, AHAHAHAHA!!!" Yami sobered suddenly, "Unfortunately, all my actors, the ungrateful b~~~~~~s, left... so my personal sla- er I mean friends will now be helping me." Yami clapped his hands, "Now, on with MY regularly scheduled programming.
"This will not be pretty." Karta moaned.
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Karta: Okay, there's chapter one. I know it hasn't been funny yet but I'm getting to it. R&R!