Disclaimer : Well , as you may have guess Shaman King doesn't belong to me
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"V" is for Vacations !
Chapter 1 : The airport
Me : Hi ! and welcome to the first chapter of the first Shaman King I've ever written , well as some of you already know , this fic was originally wrote in french but some people asked me to translate it so . . . here it is !
Lance : You forgot to say something else . . .
Me : Uh ? Oh , yeah ! In this fic Hao is . . . well acting a little strange in this fic , Why ? well . . . it's a long story . . . to make it short , let's just say that it's an old inside joke . . . Okay ! now it's shoooooooooooowwwwwwwwtime !
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Hao : Hao and his friends are going on a trip to Canada !! Ren , say something to the camera !
Ren : Stop that ! I don't like to be filmed !
Hao looks at the camera with big , chibi eyes .
Hao : How does this thing works ?
Ren : * sweatdrops* . . .
Yoh : Hey ! guys , the plane will only take off in 2 hours !
Hao : ^-^ Hao can't wait to see real Ameridians ! Hao has never seen one !
Ren : * sweadrops * . . .
Yoh : . . .
Lyserg : . . .
Yoh : Hey ! Lyserg ! where were ya ?
Lyserg : I went to the bathroom . ..
Yoh : Ah ? . . .
Ren : I'm starving ! let's go eat something !
Lyserg : Ok !
Yoh : Good idea . . .
Hao : Hao is hungry !!
So our friends walked toward the nearest restaurant . . .
Yoh : Hey , guys ! don't you have the feeling we forgot something ?
Ren : I don't know ?
Lyserg : Hum . . .
Hao : Hao knows ! Hao forgot his Spirit of Fire plushie !!!!
All : We don't care !
Yoh : Nah , seriously ! I think we left something important behind . . .
Hao : Hao's Spirit of Fire plushie is very important you know !!!!
Ren : * Hits Hao* Shuuuut up !
Hao : Hao can't sleep without his plushie . . . 'cuz Hao is scared of the dark . . . can Hao sleep with Lyserg ?
Lyserg : Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
Far away ( well not really. . .) in the airport . . .
Horohoro : I think we're lost . . .
Kororo : Krukrukru . . .
Horohoro : You're the one whose stupid !
Kororo : Krukru krukrukru . . .
Horohoro : Oh yeah ? and maybe YOU could find our friends if you're so smart !
Little boy : Errrr . . . mommy . . . the blue-haired boy over there . . . he's talking alone ?
Mother : Don't go near him , sweetie !
Kororo : Krukru krukrukrukru krukrukru !
Horohoro : Yeah ! you're right , they must be eating at the restaurant right now , Hao is always hungry at this time ! But where are the restaurant ?
Kororo : Kru . . .
Horohoro : Great . . . mister knows everything execept what's important ! Oh , well ! let's ask somebody . . .
Horohoro : Excuse me , ma'am , but can you tell me where are the restaurants ?
Little boy : Hey , mom ! he's the boy who was talking alone !
Horohoro : I was talking to my ghost , not alone !
Mother : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! he's crazy !
Horohoro : ^-^ I'm not crazy ! I'm a shaman !
Little boy : Cool ! huh . . . what's a Shaman ?
Mother : Jimmy , don't talk to him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the restaurant . . .
Yoh : Hey ! I think that the woman who screamt earlier was talking about Horohoro !
Ren : Maybe . . .
Yoh : Hum . . . stay right here , I'm gonna go get him . . . if the waitress comes , tell her I want some miso instant noodle !
Hao : Oky Docky !
Five minutes later . . .
Waitress : Hello ! can I take your orders , lads ?
Ren : Yep ! I'll take some frog legs and a glass of milk !
Lyserg : Eeeew ! that's gross ! Me , I'll just have a cup of tea . . . And . . . Ho , yeah ! I'll take a bowl of miso instant noodles , too !
Waitress : Okay , and you , what do you want ?
Hao : Hao wants some chicken and a glass of apple juice , please !
Waitress : Okay ! I'll bring it to you in a minute . . . * leaves*
Hao : * looks at Ren through is glass* Ha ! Ha ! you're deformed !
Ren : . . .You're stupid . . .
Where Horohoro is . . .
Horohoro : Why does everybody start to run when they see me ? they have never seen a Shaman os their life or what ?
Yoh : So there you were !
Horohoro : Where were you , I looked for you everywhere , I was forced to talk to Kororo because I was all alone !
Yoh : Yeah , well . . . let's go the others are waiting for us . . .
At last ! everybody is together again !
Ren : AH ! well , I'm full !
Lyserg : I'm not hungry anymore . . .
Hao : Me too !
Yoh : You could have wait for us , guys !
Horohoro : Yeah ! I was hungry too !
After the meal . . .
Yoh : Okay , we should go into the plane now . . . we'd better go !
Hao : Hao agrees with little brother !
Ren : I always forgot that Hao is Yoh's twin . . .
Lyserg : Yeah . . .
Horohoro : Maybe , but that's not very important for the mpment . . . Hey ! where's Hao ?
Yoh : Huh . . .
In a gift shop . . .
Hao : Cool ! a T-shirt with stars on it ! Hao must buy it !
Ren : Hao ! everyone is -- Wow ! an authentic DBZ shirt ! I want it !
Yoh : Guys ! I -- Hey ! a giant poster of Bob !
Horohoro : Woohoo ! a pair of clean underwear !
Lyserg : What a bunch of -- Oooooo ! a "lil' detective " kit !
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Me : Well , to be continue !
Lance : Only if we have some reviews !
Me : Notice the s in reviews . . . Okay well , see ya and happy easter !!!
"V" is for Vacations !
Chapter 1 : The airport
Me : Hi ! and welcome to the first chapter of the first Shaman King I've ever written , well as some of you already know , this fic was originally wrote in french but some people asked me to translate it so . . . here it is !
Lance : You forgot to say something else . . .
Me : Uh ? Oh , yeah ! In this fic Hao is . . . well acting a little strange in this fic , Why ? well . . . it's a long story . . . to make it short , let's just say that it's an old inside joke . . . Okay ! now it's shoooooooooooowwwwwwwwtime !
**************************
Hao : Hao and his friends are going on a trip to Canada !! Ren , say something to the camera !
Ren : Stop that ! I don't like to be filmed !
Hao looks at the camera with big , chibi eyes .
Hao : How does this thing works ?
Ren : * sweatdrops* . . .
Yoh : Hey ! guys , the plane will only take off in 2 hours !
Hao : ^-^ Hao can't wait to see real Ameridians ! Hao has never seen one !
Ren : * sweadrops * . . .
Yoh : . . .
Lyserg : . . .
Yoh : Hey ! Lyserg ! where were ya ?
Lyserg : I went to the bathroom . ..
Yoh : Ah ? . . .
Ren : I'm starving ! let's go eat something !
Lyserg : Ok !
Yoh : Good idea . . .
Hao : Hao is hungry !!
So our friends walked toward the nearest restaurant . . .
Yoh : Hey , guys ! don't you have the feeling we forgot something ?
Ren : I don't know ?
Lyserg : Hum . . .
Hao : Hao knows ! Hao forgot his Spirit of Fire plushie !!!!
All : We don't care !
Yoh : Nah , seriously ! I think we left something important behind . . .
Hao : Hao's Spirit of Fire plushie is very important you know !!!!
Ren : * Hits Hao* Shuuuut up !
Hao : Hao can't sleep without his plushie . . . 'cuz Hao is scared of the dark . . . can Hao sleep with Lyserg ?
Lyserg : Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
Far away ( well not really. . .) in the airport . . .
Horohoro : I think we're lost . . .
Kororo : Krukrukru . . .
Horohoro : You're the one whose stupid !
Kororo : Krukru krukrukru . . .
Horohoro : Oh yeah ? and maybe YOU could find our friends if you're so smart !
Little boy : Errrr . . . mommy . . . the blue-haired boy over there . . . he's talking alone ?
Mother : Don't go near him , sweetie !
Kororo : Krukru krukrukrukru krukrukru !
Horohoro : Yeah ! you're right , they must be eating at the restaurant right now , Hao is always hungry at this time ! But where are the restaurant ?
Kororo : Kru . . .
Horohoro : Great . . . mister knows everything execept what's important ! Oh , well ! let's ask somebody . . .
Horohoro : Excuse me , ma'am , but can you tell me where are the restaurants ?
Little boy : Hey , mom ! he's the boy who was talking alone !
Horohoro : I was talking to my ghost , not alone !
Mother : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! he's crazy !
Horohoro : ^-^ I'm not crazy ! I'm a shaman !
Little boy : Cool ! huh . . . what's a Shaman ?
Mother : Jimmy , don't talk to him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the restaurant . . .
Yoh : Hey ! I think that the woman who screamt earlier was talking about Horohoro !
Ren : Maybe . . .
Yoh : Hum . . . stay right here , I'm gonna go get him . . . if the waitress comes , tell her I want some miso instant noodle !
Hao : Oky Docky !
Five minutes later . . .
Waitress : Hello ! can I take your orders , lads ?
Ren : Yep ! I'll take some frog legs and a glass of milk !
Lyserg : Eeeew ! that's gross ! Me , I'll just have a cup of tea . . . And . . . Ho , yeah ! I'll take a bowl of miso instant noodles , too !
Waitress : Okay , and you , what do you want ?
Hao : Hao wants some chicken and a glass of apple juice , please !
Waitress : Okay ! I'll bring it to you in a minute . . . * leaves*
Hao : * looks at Ren through is glass* Ha ! Ha ! you're deformed !
Ren : . . .You're stupid . . .
Where Horohoro is . . .
Horohoro : Why does everybody start to run when they see me ? they have never seen a Shaman os their life or what ?
Yoh : So there you were !
Horohoro : Where were you , I looked for you everywhere , I was forced to talk to Kororo because I was all alone !
Yoh : Yeah , well . . . let's go the others are waiting for us . . .
At last ! everybody is together again !
Ren : AH ! well , I'm full !
Lyserg : I'm not hungry anymore . . .
Hao : Me too !
Yoh : You could have wait for us , guys !
Horohoro : Yeah ! I was hungry too !
After the meal . . .
Yoh : Okay , we should go into the plane now . . . we'd better go !
Hao : Hao agrees with little brother !
Ren : I always forgot that Hao is Yoh's twin . . .
Lyserg : Yeah . . .
Horohoro : Maybe , but that's not very important for the mpment . . . Hey ! where's Hao ?
Yoh : Huh . . .
In a gift shop . . .
Hao : Cool ! a T-shirt with stars on it ! Hao must buy it !
Ren : Hao ! everyone is -- Wow ! an authentic DBZ shirt ! I want it !
Yoh : Guys ! I -- Hey ! a giant poster of Bob !
Horohoro : Woohoo ! a pair of clean underwear !
Lyserg : What a bunch of -- Oooooo ! a "lil' detective " kit !
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Me : Well , to be continue !
Lance : Only if we have some reviews !
Me : Notice the s in reviews . . . Okay well , see ya and happy easter !!!