Karta: O.K. chapter two is up. I'm sorry it sounds so rushed-
ISRU: No you're not.
Karta: -but It kind of is. I really thought I should get a new chapter up, however I didn't feel like writing during the solstice. Sorry again! Anyway I was also looking for ideas of shows to make fun of. I have a few, but I'm not sure how well they'll go. Maybe you reviewers can help.
DW: What a creative writer.
Karta: Enough. I need to show my gratitude to two very, VERY nice people, Blue Elf and Serphant Night Dragon. You guys ROCK! I'm very thankful for your reviews. Now here's chapter three, a Blues Clues Parody.
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Chapter 3: Blues Clues
A little house up on a tiny hill comes into view. Outside of it stands Bakura in a light and dark red Rugby shirt and black leather pants glaring at a cute blue puppy.
"Hello worthless mortal. I'm... Steve..." He looked slightly sickened by the name, "And this is my blue puppy... Blue. Today we're learning immensely interesting things your puny minds couldn't possibly comprehend, but pay attention anyway, mortal worm baby."
Blue ran up and hit the screen leaving a large blue paw print.
"It would appear my puppy wants to play Blue's Clues to figure out how I should murder the stupid Pharaoh who put me up to this." Bakura growled. Blue shook her head resulting in a kick from the annoyed Tomb Robber.
"Let's go mindless beast." Bakura mumbled picking Blue up by the scruff of her neck and flinging her off the screen, "Have any of you kids seen which way Blue went?" A cricket chirps in the background, "Good, let's go talk to the drawer."
Bakura stomped inside the little house. As he began walking past the rooms hissing could be heard in the background stopping the spirit.
"No I will no skip you good for nothing Fu-" A handy dandy notebook whacked him in the head, "FINE!" He shouted, "At least I don't have to talk to the furniture now..."
He began skipping around, much to his annoyance, singing a happy little song.
"We are gonna play Blue's clues, we are gonna play Blue's clues, we are gonna play Blue's clues, 'cause I'm being held against my will..."
"A clue, a clue!" Some happy little voices yelled out suddenly.
"What? No, I can't kill the Pharaoh with the Asiatic Flu! That wouldn't be any fun at all!" Bakura explained with much annoyance.
"No! A clue, a clue!" The voices corrected.
"Oh great, now you think I can't hear! If you were just a disembodied child's voice..." He threatened, with a shaking fist. A dull thud could be heard as Bakura tripped over some rope with a blue paw print on the middle. "Oh I get it. You want me to strangle the Pharaoh. Well let's see if it works."
"Now what..." Bakura groaned as the doorbell rang, interrupting his plans. He skipped to the door, which he flung open, coming face to face with two officers of the law. "What is it?!?"
"You are coming with us STEVE. We've heard all about you and your little friends. The salt, the picture jumping pot fantasies, the little toons." One officer sneered, while the other cuffed Bakura.
"Wait, wait! I'm not Steve, My name's Bakura! Just ask the Pharaoh." Bakura denied looking back and forth.
"Pharaoh, right. Let's go, Steve." The officer replied steering him out of the house.
"THE PHAROH MADE ME DO IT!!!"
Yami appeared on screen again, dropping a phone guiltily. "I'm sorry to announce that Blue's Clues will be ending early but the shows must go on. Thank you."
ISRU: No you're not.
Karta: -but It kind of is. I really thought I should get a new chapter up, however I didn't feel like writing during the solstice. Sorry again! Anyway I was also looking for ideas of shows to make fun of. I have a few, but I'm not sure how well they'll go. Maybe you reviewers can help.
DW: What a creative writer.
Karta: Enough. I need to show my gratitude to two very, VERY nice people, Blue Elf and Serphant Night Dragon. You guys ROCK! I'm very thankful for your reviews. Now here's chapter three, a Blues Clues Parody.
~/~/~/~/~/~/~
Chapter 3: Blues Clues
A little house up on a tiny hill comes into view. Outside of it stands Bakura in a light and dark red Rugby shirt and black leather pants glaring at a cute blue puppy.
"Hello worthless mortal. I'm... Steve..." He looked slightly sickened by the name, "And this is my blue puppy... Blue. Today we're learning immensely interesting things your puny minds couldn't possibly comprehend, but pay attention anyway, mortal worm baby."
Blue ran up and hit the screen leaving a large blue paw print.
"It would appear my puppy wants to play Blue's Clues to figure out how I should murder the stupid Pharaoh who put me up to this." Bakura growled. Blue shook her head resulting in a kick from the annoyed Tomb Robber.
"Let's go mindless beast." Bakura mumbled picking Blue up by the scruff of her neck and flinging her off the screen, "Have any of you kids seen which way Blue went?" A cricket chirps in the background, "Good, let's go talk to the drawer."
Bakura stomped inside the little house. As he began walking past the rooms hissing could be heard in the background stopping the spirit.
"No I will no skip you good for nothing Fu-" A handy dandy notebook whacked him in the head, "FINE!" He shouted, "At least I don't have to talk to the furniture now..."
He began skipping around, much to his annoyance, singing a happy little song.
"We are gonna play Blue's clues, we are gonna play Blue's clues, we are gonna play Blue's clues, 'cause I'm being held against my will..."
"A clue, a clue!" Some happy little voices yelled out suddenly.
"What? No, I can't kill the Pharaoh with the Asiatic Flu! That wouldn't be any fun at all!" Bakura explained with much annoyance.
"No! A clue, a clue!" The voices corrected.
"Oh great, now you think I can't hear! If you were just a disembodied child's voice..." He threatened, with a shaking fist. A dull thud could be heard as Bakura tripped over some rope with a blue paw print on the middle. "Oh I get it. You want me to strangle the Pharaoh. Well let's see if it works."
"Now what..." Bakura groaned as the doorbell rang, interrupting his plans. He skipped to the door, which he flung open, coming face to face with two officers of the law. "What is it?!?"
"You are coming with us STEVE. We've heard all about you and your little friends. The salt, the picture jumping pot fantasies, the little toons." One officer sneered, while the other cuffed Bakura.
"Wait, wait! I'm not Steve, My name's Bakura! Just ask the Pharaoh." Bakura denied looking back and forth.
"Pharaoh, right. Let's go, Steve." The officer replied steering him out of the house.
"THE PHAROH MADE ME DO IT!!!"
Yami appeared on screen again, dropping a phone guiltily. "I'm sorry to announce that Blue's Clues will be ending early but the shows must go on. Thank you."