Chapter 2 : Is there a shaman in this plane ?
Me : Haoy ! me again , due to popular demand , here's chapter 2 !
Lance : . . . popular demand ?
Me : Well . . . yeah . . . what's wrong . . .
Lance : Whatever . . .
Me : Huh . . . here's chapter 2 . . .
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Pilot : Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen , you are going to take off in 2 minutes , please check your seatbelts and I wish a good trip aboard our plane of the suicidal airline . . .
Hao : Hao doesn't know why , but Hao doesn't trust the name of the company . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . . .. . .. . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . Hao is scared !!! Hao wanna get out !!!!
Ren : Crap , why am I the one whose sitting next to him ?
Yoh ( sitting behind Ren and Hao , next to Lyserg ) : Because your always bragging about your legendary courage . . .
Lyserg : And believe me , it takes courage to sit next to him !
Ren : That's not a reason . . .
Horohoro ( sitting in front of Ren and Hao next to fat a fat guy who stinks ) : If were you I wouldn't complain to much . . .
Ren : You wanna switch places ?
Horohoro : . . . no . . .
Hao ( hugs Ren) : Hao loves Ren , Hao wants Ren to stay !!!
Ren : Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp !!!!
Yoh : Hehehehehehehe . . . he has 12 hours to endure with my brother . . .
Lyserg : I still pity him . . .
3 hours later . . .
Fat guy : Sorry , son , but would you get up so I can pass , I need to go to the bathroom . . .
Horohoro : Errr . . . are you sure you can walk ?
Fat guy : You brat . . . you should be punished !
Horohoro : Ok ! ok ! I'll let you pass . . .
Bason ( while Hao is singing "Baby got back" ) : Huh . . . master . . . can I go to the bathroom ?
Ren : Why should a ghost go to the bathroom ?
Bason : Well . . . the truth is . . . I can't take Hao's singing anymore . . .
Ren : Sissy ! you can go if you wish . . .
Bason : THANKS MASTER !
Ren : You're welcome . . . I think I'll go after you . . .
Little boy : Mom . . . there's another boy whose talking alone right there . . .
Mother : THERE'S CRAZY PEOPLE EVERYWHERE OR WHAT !? don't look at him , hon , he looks more dangerous than the other one . . .
Little boy : AND HE HAS A WEIRD HAIR-DO !!!!
Ren : Why can't people respect my hair . . ?
In the bathroom . . .
Fat guy : Ooooooh ! I hate plane trips ! it always gives me digestion problems . . .
Bason : * enters the bathroom* Phew ! at last ! a silent place ! . . . What the - Noooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
Yoh : Hey ! Am I the only one who heard Bason scream !?
Lyserg : Well , I was kinda sleeping . . .
Hao : Hao was singing . . .
Horohoro : Yeah . . . you don't need to specify it . ..
Ren : What's going on !? Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasooooooooon !?
Ren starts to run toward the bathroom but before he could open the door , the fat guy got out . . .
Fat/Bason : Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaster !!!! I'm stock in his body !!!
Everybody in the plane : Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! what's going on ?
Fat guy : Wha-- what happened ?
Ren ( discouraged ) : Well . . . Bason ?
Bason : I . . . I run-up in him .. . normally , I should have pass trough him but he's to fat ! And I'm stock inside his body !
Ren ( even more discouraged) : It's the stupidest story I've ever heard . . .
Hao : Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! that's too spiffy ! quick , we need a shaman ! IS THERE A SHAMAN IN THIS PLANE ?
Yoh : . ..
Lyserg : . . .
Ren : . . .
Fat guy/Bason : . . .
Horohoro : Well , is there one ?
Yoh : Make room I'm gonna exorcize him !
Horohoro : I wanna try too !
Lyserg : Me too !
Hao : Hao could burn the fat guy with Hao's spirit of fire !
Fat guy / Bason : Humm . . . having a body is quite comfortable . . . maybe I should keep it , what do you think master ?
Ren : Take him out of there !!!
Yoh : Maybe you should exorcize him , it's your ghost . . .
Ren : . . .
Yoh : Well ?
Ren : I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXORCIZE !!!! happy now !?
Hao : There , there , we feel better after admitting it , don't we ?
Ren : Don't touch me !
Horohoro/Lyserg : Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . .. He doesn't know how to exorcize . . . . Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahaha !
Ren : Stop that !
Yoh : Yeah guys . . . it's not very nice . . . but still . . . hahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha ! he doesn't know how to exorcize !
Everybody in the plane : Do something ! we're scared !
Yoh : Okay , here I come . . .
Fat guy : Huh . . . is it gonna hurt mister shaman ?
Yoh : Well . ..
Horohoro : You betcha it's gonna hurt ! you're bones are going to try to come out of your body and your heart's gonna explode . . .
Lyserg : Horohoro ! don't listen to him mister you will not feel a thing . . .
Fat guy/Bason : I've changed my mind ! I wanna come out !!!
Lyserg : Okay . . . to exorcize him we need to break an object which is affiliated with the incident
Ren : . . . Hao !
Yoh : Huh ?
Ren : Well , yeah , it's Hao's fault if Bason went to the bathroom !
Hao : Hao doesn't wanna die !
Lyserg : Anyway , I said object ! O-B-J-E-C-T !
Ren : . . . crap . . .
Horohoro : I know !
Yoh : What ?
Horohoro : We just have to break the toilet !
Lygerg : Whatta bunch of . . .
Hao : Hao has an idea ! Hao could sing a incantation !
Ren : NOT AGAIN !
Yoh : No wait . .. this COULD work ! go ahead , Hao !
Hao : But I don't remember the beat . . .
Lyserg : Urg !
Hao ; No ! wait ! Hao remembers now !
So Hao started to sing the Teletaubies song . . .
Ren : What the hell . . .
Yoh : *That's* an incantation ?
Horohoro : I don't get it . . .
Lyserg : Ne neither . . .
Hao : The Patches created the teletaubies to sensitize kids to shamanism but the directors changed the plot . . .
Horohoro : Why ?
Hao : 'cuz the thought the plot was too scary for little kids . ..
Yoh : I'm not sure I understand but . . .
Lyserg : At least it worked ! look Bason got out !
Hao (talking to himself) : And Karim was supposed to be the animator . . .
Ren : We did it !
Everybody in the plane : Bravo !
Well now that everything is back to normal . . .
Ren : There's how many hour of flight left ?
Yoh : About 9 hours . . .
Ren : WHAT !?
Yoh : Well , all this story only lasted fifteen minutes . . .
Hao : There's still lots of time left ! Hao's gonna sing !
All : NO !
The rest of the plane : .. .
In the cockpit . . .
Pilot : Man , this job is so boring .. . nothing ever happens . . . I think I should quit . . .
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Me : The end !!!!!
Lance : Yeah ! tomorrow it's Easter !
Me : Yeah ^-^ chocolate ! I'm gonna eat some until I'm sick . . .
Lance : That's a good idea . . . anyway . . . bye people !
Me : Yeah ! and don't forget to review !
Me : Haoy ! me again , due to popular demand , here's chapter 2 !
Lance : . . . popular demand ?
Me : Well . . . yeah . . . what's wrong . . .
Lance : Whatever . . .
Me : Huh . . . here's chapter 2 . . .
*********************************
Pilot : Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen , you are going to take off in 2 minutes , please check your seatbelts and I wish a good trip aboard our plane of the suicidal airline . . .
Hao : Hao doesn't know why , but Hao doesn't trust the name of the company . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . . .. . .. . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . Hao is scared !!! Hao wanna get out !!!!
Ren : Crap , why am I the one whose sitting next to him ?
Yoh ( sitting behind Ren and Hao , next to Lyserg ) : Because your always bragging about your legendary courage . . .
Lyserg : And believe me , it takes courage to sit next to him !
Ren : That's not a reason . . .
Horohoro ( sitting in front of Ren and Hao next to fat a fat guy who stinks ) : If were you I wouldn't complain to much . . .
Ren : You wanna switch places ?
Horohoro : . . . no . . .
Hao ( hugs Ren) : Hao loves Ren , Hao wants Ren to stay !!!
Ren : Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp !!!!
Yoh : Hehehehehehehe . . . he has 12 hours to endure with my brother . . .
Lyserg : I still pity him . . .
3 hours later . . .
Fat guy : Sorry , son , but would you get up so I can pass , I need to go to the bathroom . . .
Horohoro : Errr . . . are you sure you can walk ?
Fat guy : You brat . . . you should be punished !
Horohoro : Ok ! ok ! I'll let you pass . . .
Bason ( while Hao is singing "Baby got back" ) : Huh . . . master . . . can I go to the bathroom ?
Ren : Why should a ghost go to the bathroom ?
Bason : Well . . . the truth is . . . I can't take Hao's singing anymore . . .
Ren : Sissy ! you can go if you wish . . .
Bason : THANKS MASTER !
Ren : You're welcome . . . I think I'll go after you . . .
Little boy : Mom . . . there's another boy whose talking alone right there . . .
Mother : THERE'S CRAZY PEOPLE EVERYWHERE OR WHAT !? don't look at him , hon , he looks more dangerous than the other one . . .
Little boy : AND HE HAS A WEIRD HAIR-DO !!!!
Ren : Why can't people respect my hair . . ?
In the bathroom . . .
Fat guy : Ooooooh ! I hate plane trips ! it always gives me digestion problems . . .
Bason : * enters the bathroom* Phew ! at last ! a silent place ! . . . What the - Noooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
Yoh : Hey ! Am I the only one who heard Bason scream !?
Lyserg : Well , I was kinda sleeping . . .
Hao : Hao was singing . . .
Horohoro : Yeah . . . you don't need to specify it . ..
Ren : What's going on !? Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasooooooooon !?
Ren starts to run toward the bathroom but before he could open the door , the fat guy got out . . .
Fat/Bason : Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaster !!!! I'm stock in his body !!!
Everybody in the plane : Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! what's going on ?
Fat guy : Wha-- what happened ?
Ren ( discouraged ) : Well . . . Bason ?
Bason : I . . . I run-up in him .. . normally , I should have pass trough him but he's to fat ! And I'm stock inside his body !
Ren ( even more discouraged) : It's the stupidest story I've ever heard . . .
Hao : Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! that's too spiffy ! quick , we need a shaman ! IS THERE A SHAMAN IN THIS PLANE ?
Yoh : . ..
Lyserg : . . .
Ren : . . .
Fat guy/Bason : . . .
Horohoro : Well , is there one ?
Yoh : Make room I'm gonna exorcize him !
Horohoro : I wanna try too !
Lyserg : Me too !
Hao : Hao could burn the fat guy with Hao's spirit of fire !
Fat guy / Bason : Humm . . . having a body is quite comfortable . . . maybe I should keep it , what do you think master ?
Ren : Take him out of there !!!
Yoh : Maybe you should exorcize him , it's your ghost . . .
Ren : . . .
Yoh : Well ?
Ren : I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXORCIZE !!!! happy now !?
Hao : There , there , we feel better after admitting it , don't we ?
Ren : Don't touch me !
Horohoro/Lyserg : Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . .. He doesn't know how to exorcize . . . . Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahaha !
Ren : Stop that !
Yoh : Yeah guys . . . it's not very nice . . . but still . . . hahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha ! he doesn't know how to exorcize !
Everybody in the plane : Do something ! we're scared !
Yoh : Okay , here I come . . .
Fat guy : Huh . . . is it gonna hurt mister shaman ?
Yoh : Well . ..
Horohoro : You betcha it's gonna hurt ! you're bones are going to try to come out of your body and your heart's gonna explode . . .
Lyserg : Horohoro ! don't listen to him mister you will not feel a thing . . .
Fat guy/Bason : I've changed my mind ! I wanna come out !!!
Lyserg : Okay . . . to exorcize him we need to break an object which is affiliated with the incident
Ren : . . . Hao !
Yoh : Huh ?
Ren : Well , yeah , it's Hao's fault if Bason went to the bathroom !
Hao : Hao doesn't wanna die !
Lyserg : Anyway , I said object ! O-B-J-E-C-T !
Ren : . . . crap . . .
Horohoro : I know !
Yoh : What ?
Horohoro : We just have to break the toilet !
Lygerg : Whatta bunch of . . .
Hao : Hao has an idea ! Hao could sing a incantation !
Ren : NOT AGAIN !
Yoh : No wait . .. this COULD work ! go ahead , Hao !
Hao : But I don't remember the beat . . .
Lyserg : Urg !
Hao ; No ! wait ! Hao remembers now !
So Hao started to sing the Teletaubies song . . .
Ren : What the hell . . .
Yoh : *That's* an incantation ?
Horohoro : I don't get it . . .
Lyserg : Ne neither . . .
Hao : The Patches created the teletaubies to sensitize kids to shamanism but the directors changed the plot . . .
Horohoro : Why ?
Hao : 'cuz the thought the plot was too scary for little kids . ..
Yoh : I'm not sure I understand but . . .
Lyserg : At least it worked ! look Bason got out !
Hao (talking to himself) : And Karim was supposed to be the animator . . .
Ren : We did it !
Everybody in the plane : Bravo !
Well now that everything is back to normal . . .
Ren : There's how many hour of flight left ?
Yoh : About 9 hours . . .
Ren : WHAT !?
Yoh : Well , all this story only lasted fifteen minutes . . .
Hao : There's still lots of time left ! Hao's gonna sing !
All : NO !
The rest of the plane : .. .
In the cockpit . . .
Pilot : Man , this job is so boring .. . nothing ever happens . . . I think I should quit . . .
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Me : The end !!!!!
Lance : Yeah ! tomorrow it's Easter !
Me : Yeah ^-^ chocolate ! I'm gonna eat some until I'm sick . . .
Lance : That's a good idea . . . anyway . . . bye people !
Me : Yeah ! and don't forget to review !