Disclaimer: I don't own any of this. Bla, bla, bla. You know the drill.

BUMMPER STICKERS

Vanquish THIS

This vehicle is a demon-catching truck, open door at own risk

I break 4 Whitelighters

If you're too close to my car

This spell will move you someplace far

Demonic Bounty hunters/assassins CALL: 666-HELL

YOU'RE A FAN WHEN.

You try to freeze the bus when you're late

You keep your herb cabinet well stocked with things like vervain, but forget to buy cinnamon.

You refer to your attic as the alter room and your kitchen as the potions lab

You avoid rhyming aloud

You turn down promotions, muttering things about personal gain

You prick your boy/girlfriends finger to make sure he/she is not a warlock

You flirt with the handyman

You avoid "'tweens"

When you loss your keys you patiently ask the fairies to bring them back

You have memorized a vanquishing spell (just in case)

You've actually tried to scry for something

You avoid saying things aloud that you'd rather "they" don't know about

You take notes during the show

You add another of these things so that you don't stop on number 13