Karta: Yippee! Chapter... um... uh...
ISRU: Three
Karta: Whoohoo Three.
DW: You forgot which chapter it was?
Karta: Well I am writing TWO stories right now! Cut me some slack, ya bum.
DW: Excuses, excuses...
Karta: I am THIS close to making you watch Gundam Wing in Japanese.
DW: Yeah, yeah, your Gundam obsession.
Karta: Let's just get on with it. I have my neesan to thank for the chapter idea. Although I shouldn't give her any credit...
ISRU: And that would be because...?
Karta: *Teary eyed* SHE ATE ALL THE RAMEN!
DW: So...?
Karta: I live on ramen! Now it's gone, all gone... I'm so sad...
ISRU: Will you just thank your reviewers and start the chapter.
Karta: Oh Yeah! Thank you Kuria and dark kitsune and Kuronue and Seena. I loved your reviews. I read them and started declaring my greatness, causing my cousin to look at me oddly. -___0. Like that, but with a twitchy eye thing. Then I did the "Me and My Reviewers Rock Dance".
ISRU: It looks a lot like the Hustle.
Karta: I was SO HAPPY! I have to thank Seena, Kuria, and Blue Elf again for adding my story to their favorites list. The same thank you must also be given to YamiJupiter15. All you guys are the best. I'm touched. *sniffle sniffle*
DW: Yes, yes. That's enough you vein, vein Authoress, you.
Karta: All right, aright. So about the chapter. I was innocently hanging upside down from my bed trying to annoy my sister enough so that she would forget trying to stay in my room and get off my computer when my plan became more useful than I thought.
Me: Ya know what's neat. Anime. It's all fun and the storylines are really good. Ya know what else is neat?
My Sister: No.
Me: Awww. I was hoping you would guess.
My Sis: Fine. Flashlights.
Me: Oh, flash lights. Yeah flashlights are good they light stuff up.
My Sis: Why don't you go play on your laptop and stop annoying me?
Me: I would but I've got writer's block. Plus you got the phone line.
My Sis: Well Maybe I can help. What's your story about?
Me: I'm taking a bunch of shows and parodying them, Yu-gi-oh style.
My Sis: Ok, so what's the problem?
Me: I'm outta shows.
My Sis: Why not use "Hametaro".
Me: You mean Hamtaro. Well I really haven't seen it in awhile...
My Sis: Agh.
Me: What a sec! You're a genius. That idea is great. Move it! I got writing ta do.
And that's pretty much what happened. By the way, the rating is higher on this chapter 'cause of Seto's filthy mouth, not that I mind. Now let's start the chapter, Hamtaro style.
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It was a bright beautiful day at the Hauruna residence, which also happened to be the home of our furry loveable friend Hamtaro. We lookdown to see none other than Seto Kaiba, in a hamster suit.
"I'm not Hamtaro dammit!" Seto cried out, totally outraged. Suddenly a much, much larger Yugi came up.
"Hello Hamtaro! I'm going over to Kana's today to work on a project for Mr. Yoshi's class. Do you want to come? I bet Oxnard would LOVE to see you." He smiled brightly.
"God no! I'm not gonna deal with some filthy vermin." Seto cried, outraged. Yugi picked up his cage quickly.
"I know, it's going to be great!" Yugi smiled even more brightly.
"Damn your selective hearing you weak minded fool!" Seto flopped forward with the momentum of the moving cage, "I'll sue you're ass! You and your Yami too!"
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At Kana's House
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"Hey Laura! I'm glad you could come!" Ryou pushed the glasses he was wearing further up on the bridge of his nose.
"No prob. I hope it's okay if I brought Hamtaro." Yugi replied, holding up the shaken CEO (Who was still in a hamster garb, by the way).
"Oxnard will be really pleased." Bakura (or Kana, however you think about it.) took Yugi's cage and proceeded to dump Seto into a cage of his own. There stood Bakura, also in a hamster suit.
"I was in the last show! Why the hell am I in this one too?" Bakura shouted, sounding pissed.
"Well at least you like your owner!" Seto growled, "You Yamis are all the same..."
"Hey!" Bakura tackled the taller boy, which looked rather awkward as hamsters have relatively short arms. The little hamster suited ones continued to brawl, with an audience.
"How cute! They're playing!" Ryou grinned, somewhat evilly.
"Uh yeah." Yugi sweat dropped. He looked back at the hamster fight.
Seto was getting angrier by the minute. Suddly he noticed some conveniently place sewing supplies. He lunged and grabbed a needle, while Bakura did the same.
"Let's go, spirit boy!" Kaiba grinned.
"I will cut you to ribbons!" Bakura shouted back. They seemed evenly matched in fencing as well.
"You fight like Joey's sister!" Bakura grinned.
"Well you fight like a dead guy!" Kaiba retorted. That sent Bakura over the edge. He began slicing madly. Before standing back to observe his work.
"B" He began, looking at the neat "B" cut into Kaiba's costume, "Stands for Bakura!"
"That... was all you wanted to do?" Kaiba demanded, "How many of Ryou's movies have YOU been watching"
"All of them." Ryou mumbled. Bakura fell over.
"Oh thanks a lot!" He shouted, "I only won because I used the force... er I mean... the heart of the sword?" Yugi nodded in agreement.
Ryou simply slipped his hand in the cage and grabbed Bakura by the scruff of his costume neck, and then pulled him out until they were nose to nose.
"You are an evil little hamster." He said flatly. Bakura opened his mouth to say something, probably a rude something, when Ryou interrupted, "For that you must pay." he put the poor Bakura hamster in his little wheel, and spun it. Meanwhile, Yugi and his Seto hamster quickly backed away and ran as fast as they could back to Yugi own house.
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Later That Night...
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"Today was a great day Hamtaro!" Yugi said happily, writing in his journal.
"Speak for yourself!" Seto shouted.
"First I went to Kana's house to work on my history project for Mr. Yoshi's class. There you got to have fun with Oxnard, wasn't that great?" He asked.
"No! He tried to skewer me!" Seto replied.
"It was a rhetorical question..."
"Yeah, big deal..."
"Well besides Kana going psycho, today was great and I bet tomorrow will be even better!" Yugi closed the diary.
"What?!? No way, there in no way on hell I'm gonna do this tomorrow!" Seto screeched.
"Well G' night Hamtaro!"
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Karta: That didn't go as well as I thought it would. I think Chap. 2 was better...
IRSU: Yeah, there were a lot fewer errors in the last one. It'll get better reviews.
Karta: I know. Sad huh? And most of this is just me ranting.
DW: Feh.
Karta: Thanks a lot! You're mean!
DW: Yes. Yes I am.
Karta: Right. Well until next time readers! R&R. Sayonara!
ISRU: Three
Karta: Whoohoo Three.
DW: You forgot which chapter it was?
Karta: Well I am writing TWO stories right now! Cut me some slack, ya bum.
DW: Excuses, excuses...
Karta: I am THIS close to making you watch Gundam Wing in Japanese.
DW: Yeah, yeah, your Gundam obsession.
Karta: Let's just get on with it. I have my neesan to thank for the chapter idea. Although I shouldn't give her any credit...
ISRU: And that would be because...?
Karta: *Teary eyed* SHE ATE ALL THE RAMEN!
DW: So...?
Karta: I live on ramen! Now it's gone, all gone... I'm so sad...
ISRU: Will you just thank your reviewers and start the chapter.
Karta: Oh Yeah! Thank you Kuria and dark kitsune and Kuronue and Seena. I loved your reviews. I read them and started declaring my greatness, causing my cousin to look at me oddly. -___0. Like that, but with a twitchy eye thing. Then I did the "Me and My Reviewers Rock Dance".
ISRU: It looks a lot like the Hustle.
Karta: I was SO HAPPY! I have to thank Seena, Kuria, and Blue Elf again for adding my story to their favorites list. The same thank you must also be given to YamiJupiter15. All you guys are the best. I'm touched. *sniffle sniffle*
DW: Yes, yes. That's enough you vein, vein Authoress, you.
Karta: All right, aright. So about the chapter. I was innocently hanging upside down from my bed trying to annoy my sister enough so that she would forget trying to stay in my room and get off my computer when my plan became more useful than I thought.
Me: Ya know what's neat. Anime. It's all fun and the storylines are really good. Ya know what else is neat?
My Sister: No.
Me: Awww. I was hoping you would guess.
My Sis: Fine. Flashlights.
Me: Oh, flash lights. Yeah flashlights are good they light stuff up.
My Sis: Why don't you go play on your laptop and stop annoying me?
Me: I would but I've got writer's block. Plus you got the phone line.
My Sis: Well Maybe I can help. What's your story about?
Me: I'm taking a bunch of shows and parodying them, Yu-gi-oh style.
My Sis: Ok, so what's the problem?
Me: I'm outta shows.
My Sis: Why not use "Hametaro".
Me: You mean Hamtaro. Well I really haven't seen it in awhile...
My Sis: Agh.
Me: What a sec! You're a genius. That idea is great. Move it! I got writing ta do.
And that's pretty much what happened. By the way, the rating is higher on this chapter 'cause of Seto's filthy mouth, not that I mind. Now let's start the chapter, Hamtaro style.
_________________________
It was a bright beautiful day at the Hauruna residence, which also happened to be the home of our furry loveable friend Hamtaro. We lookdown to see none other than Seto Kaiba, in a hamster suit.
"I'm not Hamtaro dammit!" Seto cried out, totally outraged. Suddenly a much, much larger Yugi came up.
"Hello Hamtaro! I'm going over to Kana's today to work on a project for Mr. Yoshi's class. Do you want to come? I bet Oxnard would LOVE to see you." He smiled brightly.
"God no! I'm not gonna deal with some filthy vermin." Seto cried, outraged. Yugi picked up his cage quickly.
"I know, it's going to be great!" Yugi smiled even more brightly.
"Damn your selective hearing you weak minded fool!" Seto flopped forward with the momentum of the moving cage, "I'll sue you're ass! You and your Yami too!"
_________________
At Kana's House
__________________
"Hey Laura! I'm glad you could come!" Ryou pushed the glasses he was wearing further up on the bridge of his nose.
"No prob. I hope it's okay if I brought Hamtaro." Yugi replied, holding up the shaken CEO (Who was still in a hamster garb, by the way).
"Oxnard will be really pleased." Bakura (or Kana, however you think about it.) took Yugi's cage and proceeded to dump Seto into a cage of his own. There stood Bakura, also in a hamster suit.
"I was in the last show! Why the hell am I in this one too?" Bakura shouted, sounding pissed.
"Well at least you like your owner!" Seto growled, "You Yamis are all the same..."
"Hey!" Bakura tackled the taller boy, which looked rather awkward as hamsters have relatively short arms. The little hamster suited ones continued to brawl, with an audience.
"How cute! They're playing!" Ryou grinned, somewhat evilly.
"Uh yeah." Yugi sweat dropped. He looked back at the hamster fight.
Seto was getting angrier by the minute. Suddly he noticed some conveniently place sewing supplies. He lunged and grabbed a needle, while Bakura did the same.
"Let's go, spirit boy!" Kaiba grinned.
"I will cut you to ribbons!" Bakura shouted back. They seemed evenly matched in fencing as well.
"You fight like Joey's sister!" Bakura grinned.
"Well you fight like a dead guy!" Kaiba retorted. That sent Bakura over the edge. He began slicing madly. Before standing back to observe his work.
"B" He began, looking at the neat "B" cut into Kaiba's costume, "Stands for Bakura!"
"That... was all you wanted to do?" Kaiba demanded, "How many of Ryou's movies have YOU been watching"
"All of them." Ryou mumbled. Bakura fell over.
"Oh thanks a lot!" He shouted, "I only won because I used the force... er I mean... the heart of the sword?" Yugi nodded in agreement.
Ryou simply slipped his hand in the cage and grabbed Bakura by the scruff of his costume neck, and then pulled him out until they were nose to nose.
"You are an evil little hamster." He said flatly. Bakura opened his mouth to say something, probably a rude something, when Ryou interrupted, "For that you must pay." he put the poor Bakura hamster in his little wheel, and spun it. Meanwhile, Yugi and his Seto hamster quickly backed away and ran as fast as they could back to Yugi own house.
_________________________
Later That Night...
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"Today was a great day Hamtaro!" Yugi said happily, writing in his journal.
"Speak for yourself!" Seto shouted.
"First I went to Kana's house to work on my history project for Mr. Yoshi's class. There you got to have fun with Oxnard, wasn't that great?" He asked.
"No! He tried to skewer me!" Seto replied.
"It was a rhetorical question..."
"Yeah, big deal..."
"Well besides Kana going psycho, today was great and I bet tomorrow will be even better!" Yugi closed the diary.
"What?!? No way, there in no way on hell I'm gonna do this tomorrow!" Seto screeched.
"Well G' night Hamtaro!"
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Karta: That didn't go as well as I thought it would. I think Chap. 2 was better...
IRSU: Yeah, there were a lot fewer errors in the last one. It'll get better reviews.
Karta: I know. Sad huh? And most of this is just me ranting.
DW: Feh.
Karta: Thanks a lot! You're mean!
DW: Yes. Yes I am.
Karta: Right. Well until next time readers! R&R. Sayonara!