Chapter 3 : Spirit of Water
Me : He ! He ! I didn't have to translate the title of this chapter !
Lance : . . . Yeah , so what ?
Me : Huh . . . It less work that way ^-^
Lance : You're so lazy ! I can't believe it !
Me : You're right . . . but I am what I am so . . . Here's chapter 3 everybody !!!
Lance : You're changing the subject !
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Ren : At last ! I was starting to think that this plane trip would last forever !
Hao : Why is Ren saying that ?
Ren : . . .
Lyserg : Well , at least Bason is still with us . . .
Bason : T_T I'm so happy to be alive !
Yoh : Yeah . . . you had a narrow escape !
Horohoro : * mumbles* A ghost can't die anyway . . .
Ren : . . .
Hao : What is it Renny-chan ?
Ren : Nothing . . . I was just wondering , what are we going to do , now ?
Lyserg : We'd better be looking for an hotel .
Hao : Oopsy Doospy . . .
Yoh : What ?
Hao : Hao was supposed to take care of the money . . .
Horohoro : Can I start to worry ?
Hao : Hao forgot the money in Japan . . .
Ren : WHAT A @#$%$&*$@!? ( A/N : I'm trying to keep this fic rated G . . .)
Yoh : Great . . . now what do we do . . .
Amidamaru : We sleep outside !
Hao : HAAAAAA !
Yoh : Amidamaru ! stop scaring Hao like that , it the tenth time this week !
Amidamaru : * evil smile* hehe . . .
Lyserg : Guys ! seriously . . . what do we do ?
Woman : Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !
Horohoro : What's happening ?
Bason : Well , let's go take a look . . .
Men : What's her problem ?
Teenager : She says , there's a ghost in her hotel . . .
Woman : What !?
Teenager : Well , that's what I heard anyway . . .
Horohoro (sarcastic) : Wow ! what a chance . . . an five stars hotel hunted by a ghost and if we help her , she'll probably give us free rooms . . .
Yoh (sarcastic) : Yeah . . . what a *luck*
Hao : Pardon Hao , but Hao wants to know what's the lady's problem ?
Woman : My name's Erica and my house is Hauuuuuuuuuuuuuuted !
Hao : What does the ghost looks like ?
Erica : It's kinda hard to explain . . . it looks like . . .like . . .
Spirit of Fire : Blub !
Erica : Like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis !
Hao : The evil ghost looks like Hao's Spirit of Fire ?
Erica : Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees ! huh . . . except that he's blue !
Lyserg : Weird . . .
Horohoro : Huh . . . Erica ? are you a shaman ?
Erica : Sha-- what ?
Horohoro : If there anybody on this planet who knows what a shaman is ?
Lyserg : Maybe she can simply spirits . . .
Ren : That's not important ! Shall we'll go and meet this spirit ?
Yoh : Yep !
Inside the hotel . . .
Hao : It's so dark in here ! who turned off the light ?
Lyserg : The ghost !
Hao : Huh !?
Ren : Well , yeah ! the ghost needs a good atmosphere to hunt properly this place .
Hao : Huh !?
Ren : You're too stupid ! here , let me explain : When a human dies , he's so sad that he donesn't want to remember his physical appearance . So he turns off the light so he can feel better ! understood ?
Bason : My master's a erudite !
Hao : What's an "erwuditee" ?
Ren : . . .
Yoh : Guys . . .
Ren : WHAT ?
Horohoro : * points something in front of him* : He. . .he. . .he. . .he. ..
Spirit : Blob !
Lyserg : What !? it's Spirit of Fire twin brother or what !?
Horohoro : Except that he's blue . . .
Hao : Huh !?
Ren : There's four element which represents nature : Water , Fire , air and earth . Normally , if there's a Spirit of Fire there should be a Spirit of Water too . . .
Bason : T_T My master's so smart !
Yoh : We should do something about it , now . . .
Lyserg : Yeah ! lemme . . .
Spirit of Fire : Blub !
Spirit of Water : Blooooooooooooooooooob !!!
Spirit of Fire : *blushses * Blllub !
Ren : What the . . .
Yoh : 'looks like this Spirit of Water is a lady and it looks like she likes Spirit of Fire a lot !
Hao : No ! Spirit of Water is a boy !
Horohoro : Spirit of Fire is gay ?
Hao : No ! Hao's Spirit of Fire is a girl !
Ren : WHAT !?
Lyserg : Well , we're learning lots of worthless thing in this fic !
Yoh : How cute ! two powerful spirits in love . . .
Hao : Are they gonna have baby together ?
Ren : No ! this fic is rated G !
Hao : Where does baby come from ?
Yoh : Ask Ren , after all , he's soooooooooooo smart * evil grin*
Ren : Why can't I brag about something without it , turning against me ?
Hao : ^-^ Ren is gonna explain to Hao ? Ren is gonna show an example to Hao ?
Ren : CAN WE TAKE CARE OF THIS STUPID SPIRIT OF WATER NOW !?
Yoh : hehehehehehehhehee . . . yeah , cool it , pal ! okay , now what do we do ?
Horohoro (talking to himself) : Spirit of Fire says "Blub" , Spirit of Water says "Blob" , what is Spirit of Earth saying ? "Blib" ?
Lyserg : Horohoro ?
Horohoro : What ?
Lyserg : You have an idea to get rid of him ?
Hao : YOU CAN'T DO THAT ! it's Spirit of Fire's first love !
Horohoro : Really ? and how old is she ?
Hao : She's 7500 years old !
Bason : She's older than me . . .
All : Bwuhahahahahahahhahahahhahaha ! and it's the first time ? . . . Bwuhahahahahhahahaha !
Erica : Now everybody hols your horses !
Yoh : What's . . . hihihhihihihihihi . . . wrong ?
Erica : I've decided to become a shaman !
Lyserg : Why ?
Elisa: cuz I was observing you and I though it looked cool ! Spirit of Water is gonna be my ghost !
Hao : If Hao's and Erica's ghost loves each other . . . does that mean Elisa and Hao have to love each other ?
Erica : NO .
Lyserg : Well , I suppose this conclude the story . . .
Horohoro : Can we still have the free rooms ?
Erica : Of course you can !
Yoh : Cool !
Hao : But Spirit of Fire is gonna be sad if . . .
All : WE DON'T CARE !
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Me : Well . . . to be continued . . .
Lance : Now , there's just one thing left for you to do . . .
Me : . . . Review !
Lance : Well , have a nice day everybody !!!
Me : He ! He ! I didn't have to translate the title of this chapter !
Lance : . . . Yeah , so what ?
Me : Huh . . . It less work that way ^-^
Lance : You're so lazy ! I can't believe it !
Me : You're right . . . but I am what I am so . . . Here's chapter 3 everybody !!!
Lance : You're changing the subject !
*********************************
Ren : At last ! I was starting to think that this plane trip would last forever !
Hao : Why is Ren saying that ?
Ren : . . .
Lyserg : Well , at least Bason is still with us . . .
Bason : T_T I'm so happy to be alive !
Yoh : Yeah . . . you had a narrow escape !
Horohoro : * mumbles* A ghost can't die anyway . . .
Ren : . . .
Hao : What is it Renny-chan ?
Ren : Nothing . . . I was just wondering , what are we going to do , now ?
Lyserg : We'd better be looking for an hotel .
Hao : Oopsy Doospy . . .
Yoh : What ?
Hao : Hao was supposed to take care of the money . . .
Horohoro : Can I start to worry ?
Hao : Hao forgot the money in Japan . . .
Ren : WHAT A @#$%$&*$@!? ( A/N : I'm trying to keep this fic rated G . . .)
Yoh : Great . . . now what do we do . . .
Amidamaru : We sleep outside !
Hao : HAAAAAA !
Yoh : Amidamaru ! stop scaring Hao like that , it the tenth time this week !
Amidamaru : * evil smile* hehe . . .
Lyserg : Guys ! seriously . . . what do we do ?
Woman : Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !
Horohoro : What's happening ?
Bason : Well , let's go take a look . . .
Men : What's her problem ?
Teenager : She says , there's a ghost in her hotel . . .
Woman : What !?
Teenager : Well , that's what I heard anyway . . .
Horohoro (sarcastic) : Wow ! what a chance . . . an five stars hotel hunted by a ghost and if we help her , she'll probably give us free rooms . . .
Yoh (sarcastic) : Yeah . . . what a *luck*
Hao : Pardon Hao , but Hao wants to know what's the lady's problem ?
Woman : My name's Erica and my house is Hauuuuuuuuuuuuuuted !
Hao : What does the ghost looks like ?
Erica : It's kinda hard to explain . . . it looks like . . .like . . .
Spirit of Fire : Blub !
Erica : Like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis !
Hao : The evil ghost looks like Hao's Spirit of Fire ?
Erica : Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees ! huh . . . except that he's blue !
Lyserg : Weird . . .
Horohoro : Huh . . . Erica ? are you a shaman ?
Erica : Sha-- what ?
Horohoro : If there anybody on this planet who knows what a shaman is ?
Lyserg : Maybe she can simply spirits . . .
Ren : That's not important ! Shall we'll go and meet this spirit ?
Yoh : Yep !
Inside the hotel . . .
Hao : It's so dark in here ! who turned off the light ?
Lyserg : The ghost !
Hao : Huh !?
Ren : Well , yeah ! the ghost needs a good atmosphere to hunt properly this place .
Hao : Huh !?
Ren : You're too stupid ! here , let me explain : When a human dies , he's so sad that he donesn't want to remember his physical appearance . So he turns off the light so he can feel better ! understood ?
Bason : My master's a erudite !
Hao : What's an "erwuditee" ?
Ren : . . .
Yoh : Guys . . .
Ren : WHAT ?
Horohoro : * points something in front of him* : He. . .he. . .he. . .he. ..
Spirit : Blob !
Lyserg : What !? it's Spirit of Fire twin brother or what !?
Horohoro : Except that he's blue . . .
Hao : Huh !?
Ren : There's four element which represents nature : Water , Fire , air and earth . Normally , if there's a Spirit of Fire there should be a Spirit of Water too . . .
Bason : T_T My master's so smart !
Yoh : We should do something about it , now . . .
Lyserg : Yeah ! lemme . . .
Spirit of Fire : Blub !
Spirit of Water : Blooooooooooooooooooob !!!
Spirit of Fire : *blushses * Blllub !
Ren : What the . . .
Yoh : 'looks like this Spirit of Water is a lady and it looks like she likes Spirit of Fire a lot !
Hao : No ! Spirit of Water is a boy !
Horohoro : Spirit of Fire is gay ?
Hao : No ! Hao's Spirit of Fire is a girl !
Ren : WHAT !?
Lyserg : Well , we're learning lots of worthless thing in this fic !
Yoh : How cute ! two powerful spirits in love . . .
Hao : Are they gonna have baby together ?
Ren : No ! this fic is rated G !
Hao : Where does baby come from ?
Yoh : Ask Ren , after all , he's soooooooooooo smart * evil grin*
Ren : Why can't I brag about something without it , turning against me ?
Hao : ^-^ Ren is gonna explain to Hao ? Ren is gonna show an example to Hao ?
Ren : CAN WE TAKE CARE OF THIS STUPID SPIRIT OF WATER NOW !?
Yoh : hehehehehehehhehee . . . yeah , cool it , pal ! okay , now what do we do ?
Horohoro (talking to himself) : Spirit of Fire says "Blub" , Spirit of Water says "Blob" , what is Spirit of Earth saying ? "Blib" ?
Lyserg : Horohoro ?
Horohoro : What ?
Lyserg : You have an idea to get rid of him ?
Hao : YOU CAN'T DO THAT ! it's Spirit of Fire's first love !
Horohoro : Really ? and how old is she ?
Hao : She's 7500 years old !
Bason : She's older than me . . .
All : Bwuhahahahahahahhahahahhahaha ! and it's the first time ? . . . Bwuhahahahahhahahaha !
Erica : Now everybody hols your horses !
Yoh : What's . . . hihihhihihihihihi . . . wrong ?
Erica : I've decided to become a shaman !
Lyserg : Why ?
Elisa: cuz I was observing you and I though it looked cool ! Spirit of Water is gonna be my ghost !
Hao : If Hao's and Erica's ghost loves each other . . . does that mean Elisa and Hao have to love each other ?
Erica : NO .
Lyserg : Well , I suppose this conclude the story . . .
Horohoro : Can we still have the free rooms ?
Erica : Of course you can !
Yoh : Cool !
Hao : But Spirit of Fire is gonna be sad if . . .
All : WE DON'T CARE !
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Me : Well . . . to be continued . . .
Lance : Now , there's just one thing left for you to do . . .
Me : . . . Review !
Lance : Well , have a nice day everybody !!!