Karta: Hi there! I'm finally putting up another chapter! Sorry about the wait. *Shoe whacks her in the head*
ISRU: She really did deserve that.
DW: Mhm *nods, grabbing another shoe*
Karta: Okay, okay I'm a horrible person but at least let me make it up to you readers. Since I haven't updated in... well... Forever I'll try to make this one really good. Sound okay?
ISRU: I suppose that's fair.
DW: Not really. She's just looking for the easy way out.
Karta: Shut up you two!
ISRU: Don't you think you should do your trichapter disclaimer?
Karta: Isn't that your job?
DW: Just like you to answer a question with a question, you person who doesn't own Yu-gi-oh.
ISRU: Or any other show for that matter.
Karta: Low blow, my friends. However it got the job done so I'll let it slide. Plus I have to thank people. So many super nice people I need to thank! Let's see there's Kuria, dark kitsune, Kuronue, Seena, DarkElf, Chibi, QueenOfHearts, Hika Yagami, Midnight Raven and Blue Elf. Thank you for you wonderful reviews! They're my pride and joy. Oh yeah! Congratulations to Blue Elf for her first story posted on Fan Fiction.net. It's SPOOKY!!! Now on with chapter four.
A Gilligan's Island Parody
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Sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip…
That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship…
The mate was a mighty good sailing man,
the skipper brave and sure…
five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour (a three hour tour)…
The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed…
if not for the courage of the fearless crew the minnow would be lost (the minnow would be lost)…
The shop set ground on the shore of this uncharted dessert isle…
with Gilligan…
the Skipper too…
The Millionaire…
and his wife…
the movie star…
The Professor…
and Mary Ann, Here on Gilligan's isle.
We come down on to a little tropical Island to see Yugi wearing a red shirt, and light blue jeans, not to mention the white hat hanging of one of the spikes of his hair. He happily sits at what appears to be a community dinning table of bamboo.
"Is it ready Mary Anne? Huh? Huh? Is it?" Yugi had an eager grin on.
"Yes, Gilligan, It's ready." The Celtic Guardian stepped out of a nearby hut. His blond hair was in pig tails and he was wearing hot pants with a small shirt that revealed his entire stomach. In his hand was a tasty looking coconut cream pie.
"Oh Yeah!" Yugi jumped up and took it from her... er... Him. On the way back he tripped sending the pie flying. It came to a halt, right in Grandpa Motou's face.
"Gilligan!" He sounded frustrated and more than slightly annoyed.
"Sorry Skipper." Yugi looked sheepish. Grandpa took off his black captain's cap and whacked the boy in the head with it.
"Will you just tell me where Mr. Howell is? He said he would help me talk to the Professor." Grandpa asked.
"I was just freshening up after a small game of golf." Came a cultured sounding reply. Seto Kaiba came out of a separate hut, with Tea hanging off his arm.
"Alright let's go find the Professor." Grandpa sighed.
*Fade out*
~/~/~/~/~/~/~
Bakura glared at Yami angrily as he stared eagerly at the set.
"What kind of show is this?!" The Tomb Robber demanded.
"It seems fine to me." Yami replied.
"How can it seem fine?! Mary Anne has a six pack!" Bakura screeched. Ryou placed a hand on his look-alike's arm and made a slow shaking motion with his head.
"If you keep acting like this you might end up in another show." The smaller boy whispered. Bakura looked infuriated but saw the wisdom in his hikari's words and therefore obeyed.
"I need to make a call." Bakura muttered, before pushing past Ryou to find a phone.
~/~/~/~/~/~/~
*Back on the Island*
"Professor, can we have a word with you?" Grandpa asked quickly. The Dark Magician turned away from the trees he was examining to look at the two who approached him. The mage wore his usual fighting gear, but with a white shirt stretched almost to it's limits on top. A pair of khaki pants could also be seen under his odd little skirt. (Yami: It is NOT a skirt!.)
"Why do you disturb my research?" Dark demanded with a superior tone.
"We came to talk with you Professor. You see we've been thinking and well…" Grandpa trailed off.
"We came to the decision that maybe your not doing all you can to get us off this island." Kaiba finished flatly.
"I don't know what you're talking about. There was absolutely nothing I could do for the hole in that boat." He looked annoyed. The Celtic Guardian choose that moment to walk by with the coconut radio. "With the limited resources here on the island fixing it was out of the question." He crossed his arms. Yugi then drove by in the bamboo car.
"Are you certain? I'm really pretty sure that you-" Grandpa was cut off by the Dark Magician.
"Fool! You dare question me?! I am the Professor," He held his staff out, "and I have the POWER!" (A/N: Think He-Man.) A freaky lightning bolt thingy hit him.
"Right. You know your dress is on fire, don't you?" was all Seto choose to say. The Dark Magician scowled about to tell the Millionaire that he was NOT wearing a dress when he noticed the flames.
"Eek!" Dark fell to the ground, "Stop. Drop. Roll. Stop. Drop. Roll." After a moment of that he stood up breathing heavily.
"You might want to get Mary Ann to fix your dress." Grandpa pointed to the singed part.
"That is IT! No more will I stand your insolence!" Dark put a hand out, "Dark Magic ATTACK!"
*Fade out*
"Well Mary Ann, Ginger" Yugi addressed the Celtic Guardian and Mai, "I guess we all learned our lesson. Setting coconuts on fire is no way to get off this island."
"Well I learned that a palm leaf can't hold back an enraged gorilla. Oh wait. I guess that was Mrs. Howell's lesson. May She rest in peace." The three bowed their heads when Mai finished.
"Oh well. I'm gonna go make another pie." the Celtic Guardian proclaimed. So they all skipped happily away.
So, this is the tale of our cast-aways
they're here for a long long time
I hope they brought their water wings....
The swimming is sublime...
But now the castaways are four, their numbers are much less...
For one was eaten, but the other two pointed out the professor's dress.
no skipper!
no snob!
no freaky wife...
Yet not a single jubilee...
like Robinson Crusoe, the others will go crazy
You really should find this vile...
To see 3 stranded castaways
Stuck with one whose really hostile!!
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Karta: I hoped you liked chapter four. Gilligan's Island was, and still is, one of my favorite shows. Any way for chapter five I though Gundam Wing might be a good idea but I can't decide who should get the honor of waltzing around in spandex. Maybe you reviewers can tell me, huh? Well, until we meet again. Adios.
ISRU: She really did deserve that.
DW: Mhm *nods, grabbing another shoe*
Karta: Okay, okay I'm a horrible person but at least let me make it up to you readers. Since I haven't updated in... well... Forever I'll try to make this one really good. Sound okay?
ISRU: I suppose that's fair.
DW: Not really. She's just looking for the easy way out.
Karta: Shut up you two!
ISRU: Don't you think you should do your trichapter disclaimer?
Karta: Isn't that your job?
DW: Just like you to answer a question with a question, you person who doesn't own Yu-gi-oh.
ISRU: Or any other show for that matter.
Karta: Low blow, my friends. However it got the job done so I'll let it slide. Plus I have to thank people. So many super nice people I need to thank! Let's see there's Kuria, dark kitsune, Kuronue, Seena, DarkElf, Chibi, QueenOfHearts, Hika Yagami, Midnight Raven and Blue Elf. Thank you for you wonderful reviews! They're my pride and joy. Oh yeah! Congratulations to Blue Elf for her first story posted on Fan Fiction.net. It's SPOOKY!!! Now on with chapter four.
A Gilligan's Island Parody
~/~/~/~/~/~/~
Sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip…
That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship…
The mate was a mighty good sailing man,
the skipper brave and sure…
five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour (a three hour tour)…
The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed…
if not for the courage of the fearless crew the minnow would be lost (the minnow would be lost)…
The shop set ground on the shore of this uncharted dessert isle…
with Gilligan…
the Skipper too…
The Millionaire…
and his wife…
the movie star…
The Professor…
and Mary Ann, Here on Gilligan's isle.
We come down on to a little tropical Island to see Yugi wearing a red shirt, and light blue jeans, not to mention the white hat hanging of one of the spikes of his hair. He happily sits at what appears to be a community dinning table of bamboo.
"Is it ready Mary Anne? Huh? Huh? Is it?" Yugi had an eager grin on.
"Yes, Gilligan, It's ready." The Celtic Guardian stepped out of a nearby hut. His blond hair was in pig tails and he was wearing hot pants with a small shirt that revealed his entire stomach. In his hand was a tasty looking coconut cream pie.
"Oh Yeah!" Yugi jumped up and took it from her... er... Him. On the way back he tripped sending the pie flying. It came to a halt, right in Grandpa Motou's face.
"Gilligan!" He sounded frustrated and more than slightly annoyed.
"Sorry Skipper." Yugi looked sheepish. Grandpa took off his black captain's cap and whacked the boy in the head with it.
"Will you just tell me where Mr. Howell is? He said he would help me talk to the Professor." Grandpa asked.
"I was just freshening up after a small game of golf." Came a cultured sounding reply. Seto Kaiba came out of a separate hut, with Tea hanging off his arm.
"Alright let's go find the Professor." Grandpa sighed.
*Fade out*
~/~/~/~/~/~/~
Bakura glared at Yami angrily as he stared eagerly at the set.
"What kind of show is this?!" The Tomb Robber demanded.
"It seems fine to me." Yami replied.
"How can it seem fine?! Mary Anne has a six pack!" Bakura screeched. Ryou placed a hand on his look-alike's arm and made a slow shaking motion with his head.
"If you keep acting like this you might end up in another show." The smaller boy whispered. Bakura looked infuriated but saw the wisdom in his hikari's words and therefore obeyed.
"I need to make a call." Bakura muttered, before pushing past Ryou to find a phone.
~/~/~/~/~/~/~
*Back on the Island*
"Professor, can we have a word with you?" Grandpa asked quickly. The Dark Magician turned away from the trees he was examining to look at the two who approached him. The mage wore his usual fighting gear, but with a white shirt stretched almost to it's limits on top. A pair of khaki pants could also be seen under his odd little skirt. (Yami: It is NOT a skirt!.)
"Why do you disturb my research?" Dark demanded with a superior tone.
"We came to talk with you Professor. You see we've been thinking and well…" Grandpa trailed off.
"We came to the decision that maybe your not doing all you can to get us off this island." Kaiba finished flatly.
"I don't know what you're talking about. There was absolutely nothing I could do for the hole in that boat." He looked annoyed. The Celtic Guardian choose that moment to walk by with the coconut radio. "With the limited resources here on the island fixing it was out of the question." He crossed his arms. Yugi then drove by in the bamboo car.
"Are you certain? I'm really pretty sure that you-" Grandpa was cut off by the Dark Magician.
"Fool! You dare question me?! I am the Professor," He held his staff out, "and I have the POWER!" (A/N: Think He-Man.) A freaky lightning bolt thingy hit him.
"Right. You know your dress is on fire, don't you?" was all Seto choose to say. The Dark Magician scowled about to tell the Millionaire that he was NOT wearing a dress when he noticed the flames.
"Eek!" Dark fell to the ground, "Stop. Drop. Roll. Stop. Drop. Roll." After a moment of that he stood up breathing heavily.
"You might want to get Mary Ann to fix your dress." Grandpa pointed to the singed part.
"That is IT! No more will I stand your insolence!" Dark put a hand out, "Dark Magic ATTACK!"
*Fade out*
"Well Mary Ann, Ginger" Yugi addressed the Celtic Guardian and Mai, "I guess we all learned our lesson. Setting coconuts on fire is no way to get off this island."
"Well I learned that a palm leaf can't hold back an enraged gorilla. Oh wait. I guess that was Mrs. Howell's lesson. May She rest in peace." The three bowed their heads when Mai finished.
"Oh well. I'm gonna go make another pie." the Celtic Guardian proclaimed. So they all skipped happily away.
So, this is the tale of our cast-aways
they're here for a long long time
I hope they brought their water wings....
The swimming is sublime...
But now the castaways are four, their numbers are much less...
For one was eaten, but the other two pointed out the professor's dress.
no skipper!
no snob!
no freaky wife...
Yet not a single jubilee...
like Robinson Crusoe, the others will go crazy
You really should find this vile...
To see 3 stranded castaways
Stuck with one whose really hostile!!
~/~/~/~/~/~/~
Karta: I hoped you liked chapter four. Gilligan's Island was, and still is, one of my favorite shows. Any way for chapter five I though Gundam Wing might be a good idea but I can't decide who should get the honor of waltzing around in spandex. Maybe you reviewers can tell me, huh? Well, until we meet again. Adios.