Chapter 4 : Happy Birthday Bason !!! (part 1: learn how to cook with Ren
and Yoh !)
Me : @_@ eeew . . . I just bit into a potato-chipper's filter . . .
Lance : You what ?
Me : I thought it was a piece of cake . . .
Lance : That's gross . . .
Me : I know . . . but it looked good . . . it looked like a piece of maple of vanilla cake !
Lance : Maybe you should just write this chapter . . .
Me : You mean : translate this chapter . . . yeah here I go !
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1 o'clock in the morning . . .
Hao : Hao had a nightmare ! can Hao sleep with little brother ?
Yoh : Let me sleep . . .
Hao : But Hao's afraid of the dark . . .
Yoh : Well , go eat something . . . it'll change your mind . . .
Hao : Ocky Docky ! Hao will try !!!
Yoh : Yeah . . . yeah . . . good night . ..
In the kitchen . . .
Ren : Grrrrr . . . where's the measuring cup ?
Hao ( who just arrived) : Hey , what is Ren doing here ?
Ren : Me ? no . . . NOTHING AT ALL !!!!
Hao : What is Ren hiding behind him ?
Ren : . . . Okay , I'll tell you , but don't laugh , ok ?
Hao : ^-^ I promise !
Ren : Okay , to make it short , let's just say that tomorrow , it's Bason's birthday . . .
Hao : WHAT !?
Lyserg : (sleepy) what's happening here ?
Ren : Aaaw ! crap ! everybody's gonna know if . . .
Horohoro : Know what ?
Ren : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG !
Yoh : What's wrong ?
Ren : TOMORROW'S IS BASON'S BIRTHDAY AND I'M MAKING HIM A CAKE ! HAPPY NOW ?
Lyserg : But a ghost can't eat . . .
Spirit of Fire : Blub !
Hao : Ho ! hi , you !
Ren : When Bason was alive , the thing he liked the most was cake . . . so I thought he might like one prepared by me !
All : . . .
Ren : ". . ." What ?
All : AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA . . . Ren's cooking ! . . . HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA !
Yoh : Nah . . . seriously do you want us to help you ?
Bason : Why is everybody laughing ? I , Bason is intrigued . . .
Ren : NOTHING ! NOTHING ! IT'S NOTHING ! huh . . . we were laughing . . . laughing at Hao !
Horohoro : Yeah ! eerr . . . ha ! ha ! Hao's ugly !
Hao : That's not very nice *sobs*
Bason : Okay , well , I , Bason is going !
Ren : Phew ! that was close !
Yoh : Okay , I and Ren are gonna take care of the cake ! Horohoro go find him a gift and Lyser and Hao . . . well take care of the decorations !
Horohoro : What should I buy to a dead Chinese warrior ?
Lyserg : I don't wanna team up with Hao !
Hao : Woohoo ! Hao's gonna glue is Spirit of Fire to the ceiling !
Lyserg : . ..
. . .
Yoh : Huh . . . do you know how to prepare a cake ? Ren : No . . . my father always told me that cooking for a guy was kind of gay . . .
Yoh : I don't know why he was saying that ! here you take the purple apron , I'll take the pink !
Ren : * sweatdrops* Huh . . . In this book they say that we have to warm the oven . . . huh at 450 . . .
Yoh : degrees Celcius or the little "F" with a o (A/N I forgot how to write it in English . . .)?
Ren : Celsius , I presume . . .
Yoh : Crap ! the oven stops at 300 . . . oh ! well ! we'll just have to bake it longer . . .
Ren : Huh . . . there's no sugar left . . .
Yoh : We just have to take icing sugar instead , but double the quantity !
Ren : You're a genius !
Yoh : Yeah ! I know . . .
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Me : Well . . . I'm sorry , folks but there's nothing left . . . * turns over a "Bounty's worthless Fanfiction ( Now with more insanity in every spoonful !)" box and shakes it with a sorry expression , but nothing comes out* . . . Lance ate what was left . . . I guess I'll just have to improvise for next chapter . . .
Lance : Oh ! sorry ! * munch* you wanted * munch* some ?
Me : Yeah . . . well thanks to you I'll have to work !
Lance : Hummm . . . I wonder if this thing can cause brain damage . . .
Me : You should be careful . . . don't forget it's my stuff you're eating , after all . . .
Lance : @_@ . . .
Me : Lance ?
Lance : D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaah ! * runs everywhere * "Treasure Planet" only comes out on April 29th . . .. . . . .. .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. .. . . . .. . . . .. . . . . I DON'T WANNA WAIT UNTIL THEN ! . . . . D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! I don't like to wait . . . Oh ! well ! * listens to some random music on the computer and reads some "Treasure Planet" fanfiction* hummm .. . I wonder what's for supper . . . let's go eat something . . . . d'aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! * runs everywhere in the house* Hey ! I forgot there's still lots of chocolate left in my room ! . . . . let's go eat some * eats* dammit ! now I need a glass of milk ! But I don't wanna go downstairs again ! . . . .. . .. . .. . . .. . .. * tries to think of something smart * . . . . huh .. . . Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom ! can I have a glass of milk , pretty please ?
Me : O.o' that's me all right . . . hum . . . * takes the box* let see . . . * writes : "may cause some unwanted brain damages but tastes like chocolate cake !"* I feel like drinking a glass of weird pink juice. . .. . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . .. . . . .. . . .. . . . .. Moooooooooooooooooooooooom ?
Me : @_@ eeew . . . I just bit into a potato-chipper's filter . . .
Lance : You what ?
Me : I thought it was a piece of cake . . .
Lance : That's gross . . .
Me : I know . . . but it looked good . . . it looked like a piece of maple of vanilla cake !
Lance : Maybe you should just write this chapter . . .
Me : You mean : translate this chapter . . . yeah here I go !
**************************************
1 o'clock in the morning . . .
Hao : Hao had a nightmare ! can Hao sleep with little brother ?
Yoh : Let me sleep . . .
Hao : But Hao's afraid of the dark . . .
Yoh : Well , go eat something . . . it'll change your mind . . .
Hao : Ocky Docky ! Hao will try !!!
Yoh : Yeah . . . yeah . . . good night . ..
In the kitchen . . .
Ren : Grrrrr . . . where's the measuring cup ?
Hao ( who just arrived) : Hey , what is Ren doing here ?
Ren : Me ? no . . . NOTHING AT ALL !!!!
Hao : What is Ren hiding behind him ?
Ren : . . . Okay , I'll tell you , but don't laugh , ok ?
Hao : ^-^ I promise !
Ren : Okay , to make it short , let's just say that tomorrow , it's Bason's birthday . . .
Hao : WHAT !?
Lyserg : (sleepy) what's happening here ?
Ren : Aaaw ! crap ! everybody's gonna know if . . .
Horohoro : Know what ?
Ren : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG !
Yoh : What's wrong ?
Ren : TOMORROW'S IS BASON'S BIRTHDAY AND I'M MAKING HIM A CAKE ! HAPPY NOW ?
Lyserg : But a ghost can't eat . . .
Spirit of Fire : Blub !
Hao : Ho ! hi , you !
Ren : When Bason was alive , the thing he liked the most was cake . . . so I thought he might like one prepared by me !
All : . . .
Ren : ". . ." What ?
All : AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA . . . Ren's cooking ! . . . HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA !
Yoh : Nah . . . seriously do you want us to help you ?
Bason : Why is everybody laughing ? I , Bason is intrigued . . .
Ren : NOTHING ! NOTHING ! IT'S NOTHING ! huh . . . we were laughing . . . laughing at Hao !
Horohoro : Yeah ! eerr . . . ha ! ha ! Hao's ugly !
Hao : That's not very nice *sobs*
Bason : Okay , well , I , Bason is going !
Ren : Phew ! that was close !
Yoh : Okay , I and Ren are gonna take care of the cake ! Horohoro go find him a gift and Lyser and Hao . . . well take care of the decorations !
Horohoro : What should I buy to a dead Chinese warrior ?
Lyserg : I don't wanna team up with Hao !
Hao : Woohoo ! Hao's gonna glue is Spirit of Fire to the ceiling !
Lyserg : . ..
. . .
Yoh : Huh . . . do you know how to prepare a cake ? Ren : No . . . my father always told me that cooking for a guy was kind of gay . . .
Yoh : I don't know why he was saying that ! here you take the purple apron , I'll take the pink !
Ren : * sweatdrops* Huh . . . In this book they say that we have to warm the oven . . . huh at 450 . . .
Yoh : degrees Celcius or the little "F" with a o (A/N I forgot how to write it in English . . .)?
Ren : Celsius , I presume . . .
Yoh : Crap ! the oven stops at 300 . . . oh ! well ! we'll just have to bake it longer . . .
Ren : Huh . . . there's no sugar left . . .
Yoh : We just have to take icing sugar instead , but double the quantity !
Ren : You're a genius !
Yoh : Yeah ! I know . . .
*****************************
Me : Well . . . I'm sorry , folks but there's nothing left . . . * turns over a "Bounty's worthless Fanfiction ( Now with more insanity in every spoonful !)" box and shakes it with a sorry expression , but nothing comes out* . . . Lance ate what was left . . . I guess I'll just have to improvise for next chapter . . .
Lance : Oh ! sorry ! * munch* you wanted * munch* some ?
Me : Yeah . . . well thanks to you I'll have to work !
Lance : Hummm . . . I wonder if this thing can cause brain damage . . .
Me : You should be careful . . . don't forget it's my stuff you're eating , after all . . .
Lance : @_@ . . .
Me : Lance ?
Lance : D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaah ! * runs everywhere * "Treasure Planet" only comes out on April 29th . . .. . . . .. .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. .. . . . .. . . . .. . . . . I DON'T WANNA WAIT UNTIL THEN ! . . . . D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! I don't like to wait . . . Oh ! well ! * listens to some random music on the computer and reads some "Treasure Planet" fanfiction* hummm .. . I wonder what's for supper . . . let's go eat something . . . . d'aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! * runs everywhere in the house* Hey ! I forgot there's still lots of chocolate left in my room ! . . . . let's go eat some * eats* dammit ! now I need a glass of milk ! But I don't wanna go downstairs again ! . . . .. . .. . .. . . .. . .. * tries to think of something smart * . . . . huh .. . . Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom ! can I have a glass of milk , pretty please ?
Me : O.o' that's me all right . . . hum . . . * takes the box* let see . . . * writes : "may cause some unwanted brain damages but tastes like chocolate cake !"* I feel like drinking a glass of weird pink juice. . .. . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . .. . . . .. . . .. . . . .. Moooooooooooooooooooooooom ?