Yami: so remind me again what all these tests are!

Blanche: Well it's because your body at the moment is only temporary.if you pass the majority of the three tests you get to keep your body but if you fail you do not.

Yami: How come you're here and not Bubblegum?!

Blanche: Bubblegum's not feeling too well.::whispers:: she went out with Joey the other night ::loud now:: so I'll be writing this chappie!!

Yami: I'm doomed aren't I?

Yugi: Yes considering that Blanche writes all the evil and dirty things that Bubblegum cannot bare to write.Y'know cause she's a Hikari.

Blanche: Don't insult my Hikari!

Yugi: I wasn't I was just saying why Yami is doomed.

Blanche: you're doomed too then! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yami: Don't like the sound of that evil laugh.

Yugi: . me either

Blanche:.yeah it means impending doom! HAHAHAHAHAHA Laugh with me Bakura! You too Marik! We three sound totally insane when we do the evil yami laugh together

Marik/Bakura: OKAY!!

Blanche: and a one and a two and a three.LAUGH!

Blanche/Marik/Bakura: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Blanche: okay and stop!! CUT!!

Marik: Um.hey.I'm not in this fic so.can I go home now?

Blanche: yeah sure you're dismissed!

Marik: exits!

Bakura: hey I'm not in this fic until later! That sucks!

Blanche: ciao Kuri Bakura: don't you ever call me that again! Only Ryou can call me that!

Blanche: fine then bye Bakura the Baka!

Bakura: ::grumbles and exits::

Blanche: okay R&R this really evil chappie!!! MUAHAHAHAHA

Yami/Yugi: sweat-drop

Yugi: by the way.everyone guessed that Tea is at the door is. not correct!!! R&R ^_^



~YAMI~

"Who are you?" Yugi asked the person at the door. I had never seen the person before either. She had shoulder length golden brown hair and solid gold eyes. "Chi-Chi! It's about time you got here!" Blanche chided as the girl casually walked inside. "Yes I know Blanche but.Seto is such a slow driver!" the girl replied. I noticed a resemblance connection from her with Lucia in the past. It couldn't be.this girl looked far to cleaned up to be Lucia! The old Lucia was clumsy and hot headed but this one was poised and well mannered! And Seto was reborn also?! Man I cannot wait to see what he looked like and how he acted.a good 360 would probably be what he was to expect. "Sorry Yueg for not tellin' ya earlier that some more people would be joinin' us t'night. This is Chi-Chi DeSanctis, Blanche's best friend and my best friend, Seto Kaiba." Whoa this was too much.Joey and Seto best friends?! I really want to see what Seto's like now.in the past they despised each other! The door opened and Seto Kaiba walked in.well at least I thought it was Seto Kaiba. I couldn't really tell. He looked too different. His old short and neatly trimmed hair was a bit longer and had some gel to spike it a little. He wore a pair of silver pants and a black silk sleeveless T-shirt. In the middle of his right arm was a snake tattoo and both his ears had been pierced. {{He's worse than Joey}} I concluded. The belt he wore had the initials K.C. so I figured that Kaiba Corp must exist in the future as well. "Hey Kaiba how's it hangin''?" Blanche questioned. Seto shrugged, "well it's boring right now. Are we gonna get going or what? My limo still has the engine on. {{Some things haven't changed.Kaiba's still a rich airhead.}} We said our goodbyes to Yugi's grandpa once more and piled into the white stretch Limo.

~YUGI~

We arrived at our destination.Las Palmas Dance Club. It was decorated with Palm trees (of course) and green laser lights that could blind you if you stared too long. It was a pretty cool place all and all though. Blanche led us through the large crowd and when the guard stopped us because of me.which was extremely embarrassing in front of Seto, Lucia, and especially Yami, she shoed him her VIP pass and flicked him off. Then she led us to a large clump of tables. "Anyone wanna drink? On me!" Joey grinned and took out his wallet. "Gimme a beer" said Seto. "Just a Pina Colada for me honey bun, "Blanche requested. "Yes get me a Strawberry Daiquiri.make that a virgin one please," Chi-Chi told the blonde boy. Joey nodded and scribbled everything down on his hand, "anythin' else? Yami.Yugi want anything?" "Yellow Bird'll do just fine Joey," Yami replied. He turned to me, "id you want something Yugi?" I shook my head. "You sure?" I nodded. I hate alcohol. Joey came back a few minutes later with all the drinks. Yami urged me to just try one sip of his drink and I agreed reluctantly. I took the cup and took a tiny sip, "gross!" I exclaimed, rushing to the water fountain to wash it down. Did Joey ask for extra liquor in that or something? It was so strong! I don't know how Yami could hold it in. And of course he couldn't. Not for long. I don't think anyone could handle that much liquor in one drink. So of course, just as I come back to the table, Yami was rushing off to the bathroom with his hand covering his mouth. I couldn't help but giggle. It was pretty funny when he was trying to act all tuff then going to puke his brains out! I hope he's alright though. Maybe I should go check on him. I was thankful that I wasn't wearing the puzzle so Yami couldn't hear my thoughts about me being worried over him.I didn't want to come on as overprotective or anything like that.that was his job not mine. I changed direction and headed towards the restrooms. It was empty when I walked in though. Well at least it appeared to be empty.up until I heard the muffled sounds of hurling coming from one of the closed stalls. "Yami?" I whispered. One of the stall doors opened and the said spirit walked out clutching his stomach and groaning slightly. "Yami.! Are you okay?!" I asked, running over to him and linking his arm with mine. He smiled down at me and nodded not trusting himself to open his mouth yet. I shook my head, "too much alcohol?" He nodded then broke out of my grasp and headed for the nearest toilet again. I followed him into the stall and patted his back softly. Once he was finished I flushed to toilet and helped him back out of the stall. "Do you want to go home?" I asked him. He shook his head, "I don't want to spoil your evening Yugi," he said, kissing my hair lightly. "Well I'd be happy to spend time with you at home as well.and I don't want you staying out here just because of me if you're not feeling well." He glared at me, "but if you insist that you want to stay here then we will" I added quickly. Hi smiled and we walked out of the bathroom and towards the table. "Oi Yami! Lil too strong for ya?" Joey laughed, pounding his fist on the table and trying to control the volume of his laughing. Blanche slapped him across the back, "honestly.you can't take him anywhere without him behaving like this!" she sighed, "so what do you want to do? This is getting boring?" I shrugged then Chi-Chi stood up and grabbed Seto's arm, "let's dance!" she suggested. Everyone agreed except Yami, "You guys go ahead I'll just sit it out a while" he explained. Everyone headed for the dance floor but I stayed behind to keep Yami company. He grinned appreciatively at me, "You didn't have to stay behind, Yugi." "I wanted to Yami. I don't want to you be by yourself. You were by yourself for almost a thousand years inside the Millennium Puzzle so you deserve some company." He gave me a thankful kiss on the hand then drew me closer for a kiss on the lips. I blushed and pulled away, earning a sad look, "not here in public Yami.when we get home." "Then let's go home now!" "Why would you want to go home on a great night like this?" said a voice. We turned to see who had interrupted us and found Tea, "hey" she said, sitting in an empty seat at our table. I smiled and ditto Yami, "w-w-would you like something t-to drink T-Tea?" I stuttered. Why am I acting this way? She's gonna think I like her! She nodded, "two Dolce De Leche and a shot of Bailey's if you don't mind. She gave me the money and I quickly scampered of to order her drinks.

~TEA~

What a gullible fool. Once I get Yami drunk off his ass with a few Dolce De Leches, he'll be all mine. Yugi came back carrying my drinks in his hands and being very careful not to spill a drop of anything. "H-here you go T-Tea" he said, handing me the drinks with a flushed smile. Yuck.does he really think he has a chance with me? I know he likes me and all.he gets all blushed and stutters. Even if he does look like a cute little kid he's still a nerdy geek. I don't know why Yami hangs out with him.it must be pity. Oh well.when we hook up I'll make sure the name Yugi Muto is deleted from his memory. I plastered a fake smile on my face and turned to Yami, "here have one. They're really good!" I hinted, passing one of the two drinks towards him. "I'd better not.had a bad experience with alcohol earlier this evening. That's kinda why I'm sitting the dancing out" Yami explained, rubbing Yugi's arm affectionately. The smaller boy blushed and turned his head away. Are they.? No it can't be.I must be imagining things. I took a sip of the milkshake-like drink, "it doesn't have very much alcohol in it.just some Bacardi to act as a preservative.it's really just a milkshake." I explained. He looked at the drink unsurely, asking himself whether to drink it or not, ".okay the just a tiny sip." He took the coconut shaped cut out of my hands and took a long slurp. Then his face brightened, "hey this isn't that bad!" I declared, taking a few more sips. Then he handed it back to me, "thanks." "Umm.you can have it I'm not that thirsty" I said, pushing it back at him. He smiled and downed the drink in a matter of seconds.which only gets you stoned faster.then took the shot of Bailey's to wash it down. After the he started with the second Dolce De Leche. "Yami I don't think you should be drinking that much.you don't want to end up in the bathroom all night do you?" "Oh let him has his fun Yugi. What's life worth living if you don't live it eh?" "Well I'm just saying.he's not too well with alcohol." Perfect! "Don't worry so much Yugi! He's handling it fine if you ask me." I looked over at Yami who was swaying a little bit in his seat as he ordered another Dolce De Leche from the waiter. "Well you probably know better than I do." Suddenly, Yami stood up and grabbed my hand, "C'on Te-yah les ance!" he slurred. I shrugged. Even drunk he was still major hot. I stood up and followed him onto the dance floor. As we were walking, I turned back to the table at Yugi who was looking very sulky indeed. I laughed and didn't look back again.

Once the song was over, Yami didn't lead me to the table. His slurring had stopped, which was a good thing because I was able to understand what he was talking about now. "You're a good dancer Tea!" "Thanks. I practice." "You don't even need to though!" I laughed then tossed my hair flirtatiously and stepped a little closer to him. His expression grew serious, "listens Tea we kinda need to talk." "What about?" I asked. "Yugi" he said simply. "What about him?" "He's.well.I don't know quite how to say this but.Yugi he's.he's my." I didn't like him stuttering over that no good short freak so I cut him off by pressing my lips to his and giving him the best kiss I could muster and pulling him very close.hand resting right near his sensitive areas, "now what about Yugi?" I questioned; innocently blinking my eyes rapidly. He growled at me, grabbed me by the elbow, and shoved me into the nearest room and locked the door. It was a girl's bathroom and was totally deserted. "Um Yami.?" I was just a little confused.I was supposed to be making the moves not him. Oh well.fine either way I guess. Yami pulled away and yanked his shirt off, throwing it God knows where and sealing my lips with his own. The he slowly lowered me to the cold tiled floor, working my shirt off in the process. I couldn't believe this was happening, "what about Yugi?" I asked again. He smiled harshly down at me, "Yugi who?"

~NORMAL~

Up in the Spirit Realm, Fate stood in the center of her Magick Observatory Room.the M.O.R..watching Yami with a sad expression; "Solomon I thought he was ready. I thought he could handle having is own body once again.I was wrong.the pleasure of having multible lovers has taken over him again just like it did all those many years ago in Egypt." "I know.I just wish it wouldn't. Think of how it will affect Yugi. The poor boy just wanted someone to love him for whom he is" Solomon answered. Fate nodded, "Oh well. I told him his tests would be difficult. That is strike one." She took out a notepad and next to Yami's name put a big fat X in red, "hopefully he'll wise up soon for this next test. Until then, I know a spirit and his reborn Hikari who will be wiling to help Yugi deal with the situations." "The only thing left to do his tell Yugi of the situations." "I shall go to him.he might trust me since I am a spirit and all" Fate exclaimed. "And maybe he won't." "I will try anyways." With that said, Fate left the M.O.R. and teleported to the human realm. "Please Kami-Sama.let Yugi be alright."



Blanche: MUAHAHA I said this chappie would be evil!

Yami: don't flame Bubblegum though please! It wasn't her doing it was Blanche's!! I feel so dirty now!!!

Blanche: you should you did it with Tea!

Yami: U_U don't remind me.

Blanche: man the littlest things turn you on.

Yami: U_U I know.that's why Yugi is so attracting to me.he's so little!

Yugi: _ don't everywhere!

Yami :_ we'll discuss this later on in bed Aibou

Blanche: O.O

Joey: how about no you sick ass perverts! Blanche: you tell em honey bun!!

Joey: Heehee

Yami: Hey I like having my little conversations with my Aibou once and a while! He has a problem accepting his body sometimes!

Yugi: =U_U= Ya-miiiii!

Yami: It's okay I love you!

Yugi: =^_^=

Yami: ::kisses Yugi::

Yugi: =^_^=.you were saying something about a bed??!!

Yami: oh right! ::they leave::

Blanche: ::sweat-drop:: O.O.R&R please!!!