Just a silly ficlet.I own nothing but my Easter candy! (Cadbury eggs rock!)
I am reposting this because my sister, or yami no naka e, says that she
helped write or edit it or something and I didn't give her credit. Now she
is ignoring me and says I am a plagiarist. I am sorry, but I honestly don't
recall you helping me write this at all Suz. Alas, if you say so I guess I
shall dedicate it and claim it to you then.Thank you Suzy for.I don't
know.something. Thanks for helping me write this love you lots and you know
I would never rob you!
"For our field trip this month we will be going to the island Myajima.
There we will be visiting the Itsukushima Shrine and then take a cable car
to the top of the mountain to see the monkeys that live atop it," Mr.
Boredon droned on in his monotone voice.
When would he just shut up Omi wondered. He had been spacing out for the last half an hour, and class would almost be over. He looked at his classroom. It was the same as always, the same boring blue wallpaper, the same boring teacher, and the same boring classmates. His eyes wandered around and stared upon Nagi. Something about him, Omi liked. He snapped out of it when his books fell off his desk. He decided to pay attention the rest of the period. Omi watched attentively as his teacher explained the rest of their little field trip. In the back of the advanced placement Japanese history class, Nagi stared blankly out the window.
"So for the following Monday, everyone must have their permission slips in with a parents signature. Also, we need chaperones. Who would like to volunteer their parents?"
Omi grinned wickedly, thinking that signing Aya, Yohji, and Ken up for chaperoning would definitely get them back for making him work Saturday mornings. He immediately rose his hand, volunteering.
"Good," Mr. Boredon, their teacher, smiled. "How about you Nagi?"
"What? Uhh...sure yes." Nagi said, jumping back to attention with no idea what was being asked of him.
"Great, then we have our chaperones."
"Err...chaperones? Sir?"
"Yes you volunteered your guardians just now."
"Oh." Nagi said simply. "So.when are we leaving?" ********
Omi skipped into the flower shop and over to Yohji, holding out his permission slip. "Sign please."
"Yeah sure, chibi." Yohji replied casually, and signed the paper.
"Great."
"What did you just sign?" Aya asked suspiciously from behind the register. "He just gave me permission to go to Myajima for our field trip. Oh, and volunteered Ken, himself, and you as chaperones. Monday morning." Omi beamed.
"Yohji!" Aya growled.
"Sorry, I didn't know the kid was so devious and malicious and-"
"Well, I did." Ken pouted. "I don't want to go to Myajima, isn't that a place where deer run around amok and wild and hurt you?"
"Don't be stupid Ken," Yohji laughed.
"Actually, he's right. It's the site of the Itsukushima Shrine, and it has a park where monkeys walk around freely! And oh yeah a couple hundred deer."
With that he skipped upstairs. Aya groaned as Ken hurled his watering can at Yohji.
This was going to be one hell of a trip Omi thought happily. ***** Nagi slouched into his apartment and tried to slink past Brad and Schuldig in the living room.
"What did you do?" Schuldig asked sweetly.
"How do you know I did anything?"
Schuldig looked up and grinned. "You reek of suspicion. Smelly smelly child."
Nagi glared. "Out with it." Brad said simply.
"Before you guys kill me, can you sign me permission slip?"
"Yeah, whatever." Schuldig reached out and taking the paper, signed.
"Well, I volunteered you as chaperones, the trips Monday, you just signed on it." Nagi smirked, and quickly went to his room.
Schuldig stared opened mouthed, then rounded on Brad. "Why didn't you for see this?!?"
Brad just glared. *****
Monday morning was sunny and unbearably hot. By the time Weiss had finally come, everyone else was on the bus waiting for them. They were late because Yohji couldn't find his hairbrush...
They raced onto the bus, Omi ready to kill all of his so-called "chaperones". Looking however, he found there were only four seats left, so he just sat in the first.
And screamed.
"Why, hello kitten." A single shining eye watched him malevolently, and he jumped up and grabbed the other seat.
Looking over attentively, he sighed in relief. It was Nagi. He wasn't going to kill me to hurt god at least.
Aya threw himself down next to Brad sullenly as Yohji looked disgustedly at Schu, and Ken sat in the aisle until he was told he must choose a seat.
Schuldig grinned at Yohji. "Come to play?"
"You wish," the blonde snorted, sitting down gracefully.
"Aw, someone cranky?"
"Yeah, I'm going to sleep." Yohji said decisively, and stretched out over both seats. Moving until comfortable, and thoroughly annoying Schu, he got comfortable lying on the redheads shoulder, legs over his own seat.
Aya glared at the two.
Over in Farfello and Ken's seat, Farfello smiled sweetly at the brunette. "Want to play tick tack toe?" he asked.
"Umm...sure..." Ken said, a little nervously.
"Give me your arm."
Ken was about to, then stared and snatched it back. Farfello laughed derisively.
"How about not?" he snapped, cradling his arm as if it had been burned as Farfello laughed his head off, a truly terrible sound.
Up in the front aisle seats, two students in back of Schuldrich and Yohji were trying to steal Shu's sunglasses and bandana. Obviously they didn't know what they were getting themselves in to. The sleeping Schuldrich immediately woke up when his glasses were lifted from his face.
"Huh?" He then realized what had happened. Schu grabbed the child and lifted him in the air.
What are you doing with my glasses you little dumb ass?"
He was not amused even though Yohji seemed to think it was funny. He began to throttle the child until he was distracted.
"What are you laughing at Kuduo?"
He said this while the scared child was still dangling in the air. He was obviously very mad.
"You let a little kid steal your glasses. Hahahh."
At that same moment the kid in back stole Yohji's glasses.
He snapped.
"Give me back MY glasses unless you want to ddddiiiiieeee!!!" Yohji shrieked while pummeling the student.
Aya, who was across from them didn't even bother stopping his team member.
Yohji screamed, "Shin-ne!"
Aya looked up at that. Wow, Yohji was learning better vocabulary.
"Stop, stop!" Mr. Boredon cried. "Chaperones please stop. Be at peace, peace god damnit!"
Finally the students managed to chuck the glasses back to their owners and run to the back of the bus.
"That'll teach 'em to take Kuduo Yohji's sunglasses!" Yohji declared victoriously.
"Yea, right, whatever," Ken mumbled from diagonally. Yohji glared.
Near the back of the bus Nagi and Omi were having a heated discussion on new computer software. Ken rolled his eyes. Omi could be such a geek! Well at least he had a geeky friend now. A geeky friend from Schwartz. Hmm... He would have to split them up. That guy Nagi was stealing his precious Omi from him! This meant war.....
His train of thought was broken when Mr. Boredon finally announced, "Were here now! Everyone exit the bus in a calm and effec-" he was interrupted as all 17 occupants of the bus struggled to get out.
Finally fresh air Brad thought, as he made sure he was first off the bus. He was beginning to think that this wouldn't be so bad when he stepped in a sticky substance of some form.
"Brad, ewww, you have deer poop on your shoes," Aya told him.
"What?!!!? But they are new!" Brad ran around, being very unBradlike, screaming, "Get it off me, get it off me!"
A few students laughed. He had had enough. He would not be laughed at. He took the nearest laughing child by the cuff of his shirt and rubbed off the poop all over the kid's pants. The kid cried and ran away.
"Hah!" Brad thought. That would teach that little brat to laugh at Brad Crawford.
Nagi glared. So far his "chaperones" were ruining everything! At least he had Omi to talk to. Why was that guy Ken glaring at him in that somewhat evil way? Nagi wondered what he had done.
Yohji was busy being surrounded by most of the girls who came on the trip. He was bragging loudly until-
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Yohji started ruining around, flailing madly.
"It BIT ME! IT BIT ME! EVIL DEMONIC CREATURE BE GONE!"
He turned to stare straight in to the eyes of a deer. The deer, obviously smelling food, bit in to Yohji, confusing him with an enlarged human biscuit.
"Umm.. Mr. Aya sir?"
A student tugged on Aya's orange sweater.
"Hn?"
"Can you hold these deer biscuits while I tie my shoe?"
"Umm. yea sure." Aya said monotonously.
He took the biscuits from the small boy and waited for him to finish with his shoe. Something else tugged at him. He ignored the unknown source. It tugged again and this time it nipped. "Hey!"
He was about to tell off whatever it was when he realized it was a horde of wild untamed deer intent on taking his biscuits.
"Get away. I mean it," Aya gently hit one animal in the face to get it to leave him alone.
It only got angrier. He began to walk quickly away from the group of creatures. He knew he was in trouble when the horde ran, as fast as they could, towards him.
"AHHHHH!!!!" Aya screamed as he threw up the biscuits in freight.
"You lost me my biscuits. You have to buy me new ones now!"
The little boy had finished tying his shoe and wanted his biscuits back.
"What? I nearly died holding your biscuits of death! Fine I will get them back."
A very disgruntled Aya then headed to the horde of deer, intent on getting back his biscuits.
Farfello was walking around, spray-painting large crucifixes on the deer. He then followed to glue biscuits on their back with chewing gum. Heheheheh. He would have the deer eating each other! Cannibalism! Yea, that soo hurts God!
Ken was watching from the sidewalk, disgusted at Farfello's actions. But he quickly brushed it off. He had to sabotage Omi and Nagi's so called "relationship". Hmmm. I must make Nagi sad. Somehow. Ken thought to himself as Mr. Boredon panicked in to trying to get his chaperones to stop hurting everything.
"Please stop! We have to go to the Shrine! Okay, chaperone Ken, Farfello, and Aya take these five students. (In this bunch there was Omi and Nagi.) Shuldig, Brad, and Yohji take these five. I will walk around alone. Meet me at the Shrine in an hour. You may walk around the town and shop till then. Agreed chaperones?" All six chaperones nodded.
TBC, the start and possibly something more.
When would he just shut up Omi wondered. He had been spacing out for the last half an hour, and class would almost be over. He looked at his classroom. It was the same as always, the same boring blue wallpaper, the same boring teacher, and the same boring classmates. His eyes wandered around and stared upon Nagi. Something about him, Omi liked. He snapped out of it when his books fell off his desk. He decided to pay attention the rest of the period. Omi watched attentively as his teacher explained the rest of their little field trip. In the back of the advanced placement Japanese history class, Nagi stared blankly out the window.
"So for the following Monday, everyone must have their permission slips in with a parents signature. Also, we need chaperones. Who would like to volunteer their parents?"
Omi grinned wickedly, thinking that signing Aya, Yohji, and Ken up for chaperoning would definitely get them back for making him work Saturday mornings. He immediately rose his hand, volunteering.
"Good," Mr. Boredon, their teacher, smiled. "How about you Nagi?"
"What? Uhh...sure yes." Nagi said, jumping back to attention with no idea what was being asked of him.
"Great, then we have our chaperones."
"Err...chaperones? Sir?"
"Yes you volunteered your guardians just now."
"Oh." Nagi said simply. "So.when are we leaving?" ********
Omi skipped into the flower shop and over to Yohji, holding out his permission slip. "Sign please."
"Yeah sure, chibi." Yohji replied casually, and signed the paper.
"Great."
"What did you just sign?" Aya asked suspiciously from behind the register. "He just gave me permission to go to Myajima for our field trip. Oh, and volunteered Ken, himself, and you as chaperones. Monday morning." Omi beamed.
"Yohji!" Aya growled.
"Sorry, I didn't know the kid was so devious and malicious and-"
"Well, I did." Ken pouted. "I don't want to go to Myajima, isn't that a place where deer run around amok and wild and hurt you?"
"Don't be stupid Ken," Yohji laughed.
"Actually, he's right. It's the site of the Itsukushima Shrine, and it has a park where monkeys walk around freely! And oh yeah a couple hundred deer."
With that he skipped upstairs. Aya groaned as Ken hurled his watering can at Yohji.
This was going to be one hell of a trip Omi thought happily. ***** Nagi slouched into his apartment and tried to slink past Brad and Schuldig in the living room.
"What did you do?" Schuldig asked sweetly.
"How do you know I did anything?"
Schuldig looked up and grinned. "You reek of suspicion. Smelly smelly child."
Nagi glared. "Out with it." Brad said simply.
"Before you guys kill me, can you sign me permission slip?"
"Yeah, whatever." Schuldig reached out and taking the paper, signed.
"Well, I volunteered you as chaperones, the trips Monday, you just signed on it." Nagi smirked, and quickly went to his room.
Schuldig stared opened mouthed, then rounded on Brad. "Why didn't you for see this?!?"
Brad just glared. *****
Monday morning was sunny and unbearably hot. By the time Weiss had finally come, everyone else was on the bus waiting for them. They were late because Yohji couldn't find his hairbrush...
They raced onto the bus, Omi ready to kill all of his so-called "chaperones". Looking however, he found there were only four seats left, so he just sat in the first.
And screamed.
"Why, hello kitten." A single shining eye watched him malevolently, and he jumped up and grabbed the other seat.
Looking over attentively, he sighed in relief. It was Nagi. He wasn't going to kill me to hurt god at least.
Aya threw himself down next to Brad sullenly as Yohji looked disgustedly at Schu, and Ken sat in the aisle until he was told he must choose a seat.
Schuldig grinned at Yohji. "Come to play?"
"You wish," the blonde snorted, sitting down gracefully.
"Aw, someone cranky?"
"Yeah, I'm going to sleep." Yohji said decisively, and stretched out over both seats. Moving until comfortable, and thoroughly annoying Schu, he got comfortable lying on the redheads shoulder, legs over his own seat.
Aya glared at the two.
Over in Farfello and Ken's seat, Farfello smiled sweetly at the brunette. "Want to play tick tack toe?" he asked.
"Umm...sure..." Ken said, a little nervously.
"Give me your arm."
Ken was about to, then stared and snatched it back. Farfello laughed derisively.
"How about not?" he snapped, cradling his arm as if it had been burned as Farfello laughed his head off, a truly terrible sound.
Up in the front aisle seats, two students in back of Schuldrich and Yohji were trying to steal Shu's sunglasses and bandana. Obviously they didn't know what they were getting themselves in to. The sleeping Schuldrich immediately woke up when his glasses were lifted from his face.
"Huh?" He then realized what had happened. Schu grabbed the child and lifted him in the air.
What are you doing with my glasses you little dumb ass?"
He was not amused even though Yohji seemed to think it was funny. He began to throttle the child until he was distracted.
"What are you laughing at Kuduo?"
He said this while the scared child was still dangling in the air. He was obviously very mad.
"You let a little kid steal your glasses. Hahahh."
At that same moment the kid in back stole Yohji's glasses.
He snapped.
"Give me back MY glasses unless you want to ddddiiiiieeee!!!" Yohji shrieked while pummeling the student.
Aya, who was across from them didn't even bother stopping his team member.
Yohji screamed, "Shin-ne!"
Aya looked up at that. Wow, Yohji was learning better vocabulary.
"Stop, stop!" Mr. Boredon cried. "Chaperones please stop. Be at peace, peace god damnit!"
Finally the students managed to chuck the glasses back to their owners and run to the back of the bus.
"That'll teach 'em to take Kuduo Yohji's sunglasses!" Yohji declared victoriously.
"Yea, right, whatever," Ken mumbled from diagonally. Yohji glared.
Near the back of the bus Nagi and Omi were having a heated discussion on new computer software. Ken rolled his eyes. Omi could be such a geek! Well at least he had a geeky friend now. A geeky friend from Schwartz. Hmm... He would have to split them up. That guy Nagi was stealing his precious Omi from him! This meant war.....
His train of thought was broken when Mr. Boredon finally announced, "Were here now! Everyone exit the bus in a calm and effec-" he was interrupted as all 17 occupants of the bus struggled to get out.
Finally fresh air Brad thought, as he made sure he was first off the bus. He was beginning to think that this wouldn't be so bad when he stepped in a sticky substance of some form.
"Brad, ewww, you have deer poop on your shoes," Aya told him.
"What?!!!? But they are new!" Brad ran around, being very unBradlike, screaming, "Get it off me, get it off me!"
A few students laughed. He had had enough. He would not be laughed at. He took the nearest laughing child by the cuff of his shirt and rubbed off the poop all over the kid's pants. The kid cried and ran away.
"Hah!" Brad thought. That would teach that little brat to laugh at Brad Crawford.
Nagi glared. So far his "chaperones" were ruining everything! At least he had Omi to talk to. Why was that guy Ken glaring at him in that somewhat evil way? Nagi wondered what he had done.
Yohji was busy being surrounded by most of the girls who came on the trip. He was bragging loudly until-
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Yohji started ruining around, flailing madly.
"It BIT ME! IT BIT ME! EVIL DEMONIC CREATURE BE GONE!"
He turned to stare straight in to the eyes of a deer. The deer, obviously smelling food, bit in to Yohji, confusing him with an enlarged human biscuit.
"Umm.. Mr. Aya sir?"
A student tugged on Aya's orange sweater.
"Hn?"
"Can you hold these deer biscuits while I tie my shoe?"
"Umm. yea sure." Aya said monotonously.
He took the biscuits from the small boy and waited for him to finish with his shoe. Something else tugged at him. He ignored the unknown source. It tugged again and this time it nipped. "Hey!"
He was about to tell off whatever it was when he realized it was a horde of wild untamed deer intent on taking his biscuits.
"Get away. I mean it," Aya gently hit one animal in the face to get it to leave him alone.
It only got angrier. He began to walk quickly away from the group of creatures. He knew he was in trouble when the horde ran, as fast as they could, towards him.
"AHHHHH!!!!" Aya screamed as he threw up the biscuits in freight.
"You lost me my biscuits. You have to buy me new ones now!"
The little boy had finished tying his shoe and wanted his biscuits back.
"What? I nearly died holding your biscuits of death! Fine I will get them back."
A very disgruntled Aya then headed to the horde of deer, intent on getting back his biscuits.
Farfello was walking around, spray-painting large crucifixes on the deer. He then followed to glue biscuits on their back with chewing gum. Heheheheh. He would have the deer eating each other! Cannibalism! Yea, that soo hurts God!
Ken was watching from the sidewalk, disgusted at Farfello's actions. But he quickly brushed it off. He had to sabotage Omi and Nagi's so called "relationship". Hmmm. I must make Nagi sad. Somehow. Ken thought to himself as Mr. Boredon panicked in to trying to get his chaperones to stop hurting everything.
"Please stop! We have to go to the Shrine! Okay, chaperone Ken, Farfello, and Aya take these five students. (In this bunch there was Omi and Nagi.) Shuldig, Brad, and Yohji take these five. I will walk around alone. Meet me at the Shrine in an hour. You may walk around the town and shop till then. Agreed chaperones?" All six chaperones nodded.
TBC, the start and possibly something more.