Next Chapter: God Lover!
"Okay my group we will go to that shop," Brad pointed to a Hello kitty store down the block.
His group of five students and two chaperones trudged along to there. They all decided to listen to Brad. He looked mad. Maybe because of the deer that had bit and destroyed his new white jacket a few minutes ago. Hmm.... Maybe.
Meanwhile Ken, Farfie, and Aya's group was led over to a tree.
"Ken and I will take these three children around and Farfello, you take those two children. Ok?" Aya asked.
Farfello and Ken nodded their heads in agreement. Aya had made sure Farfello was stuck with Omi and Nagi. He figured that if something happened to them with the psychopath he wouldn't feel that bad. I mean they were the ones who set them up for this stupid trip anyway.
Brad's group stayed together.
"You, Yohji, and you, Schuldrich, take the children somewhere and meet right here in forty-five minutes."
"Why are we stuck with them?" Yohji asked, angry.
"Because," Brad started evilly, "I need some alone time, and I am angry, and I will pummel you both if you do NOT!!!!!" Brad ended up very threateningly.
"Right... That's reason enough for me!" Yohji was a little scared of the high-strung leader of Schwartz.
Brad sauntered off to a coffee shop. That was very easy, getting rid of the children and the two idiot "chaperones". He sat down and ordered a very strong cup of caffinated coffee. As he fingered his tattered deer-bitten shirt he knew that for the rest of the day, he would need the caffeine.
"Right, now that Brad is gone we will take you around shopping with us," Yohji said. Trying to be nice.
Schuldrich added, "Meaning that if you do not follow us or if you by any chance get lost I will hunt after you and kill you all!!!! HAHAHHAAH!!"
The children looked scared. Very scared. Good.
"Yea, what he said."
Ken and Aya had their three children and were currently in a cookie store.
"Aya," whined the boy whose cookies Aya lost to the deer. "You have to buy me new deer cookies because you lost mine!!"
"I do not!"
"You do!"
"Na-a! It was you and your stupid shoes fault."
The boy continued to whine.
"Fine! I will get your cookies back! And I know what deer it is because Farfello colored its back pink." Aya wondered when he would find the deer again and when he could get his revenge for the tick-infested vermin.
Ken was busily trying to stop an angry shopkeeper from hitting one of his children with a broom.
"Young man, this boy shoplifted eight bags of cookies! He needs to be punished!" The shopkeeper was trying to explain to Ken.
"I am sure he didn't mean to. Did you?" Ken asked the young boy.
Well I did, but I'm sorry!"
"See? He is sorry."
Ken then took the broom and snapped it in half. The shopkeeper glared.
"Ugh, Aya I think we should leave this store. NOW!"
Aya and Ken quickly got the children and evacuated the bakery.
Meanwhile Farfello was teaching his children to go to all the stores and find any crosses in them. They were then to shoplift them and burn them! Nagi and Omi stared at each other and then at Farfello.
"No, Farfie. I will not!" Nagi said.
Omi nodded in agreement. Fine, Farfello thought. He was beginning to believe what that Ken guy had said before, that Nagi was a God worshiper. He had never thought it possible. But there he was, denying his plan! He thought of revenge against his so-called "teammate" or God lover and he now addressed him.
Somewhere far away, in no specific time, Ken laughed to himself. Heheheheh. He would have Nagi away from his Omi in no time.
Brad was waiting for his coffee patiently but he was getting annoyed. Good! Finally! The waitress was coming but ahhh!!!! She tripped and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! She spilled the steaming coffee all over Brad's lap.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
He screamed and ran out of the shop and jumped in to the stream right outside it. He just lay in it. Face first for a few minutes till a couple of deer had walked over and started sniffing where the coffee was spilt. Not in a good area.
"Get away evil demon creatures of Satan!!!"
Somewhere off in the distance Farfello screams, "Where?" Omi and Nagi look at him worriedly.
Then, poor Brad, it really wasn't his day, a deer bit him where the coffee was spilt, right in the-
"AHHHHHHHHOWOWOOWOWWOWOOWWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!!!!!!" Very ooc indeed.
Brad screamed and started beating the attacking deer. Then Brad had done something that he hadn't done for twenty years. He sat down and cried.
Yohji and Schuldrich were just walking around. A girl in their group pulled on Schu's sleeve.
"I have to go to the bathroom Mr. Schuldrich."
"So, what do you want me to do?"
"Nothing I guess. Except let me go to a toilet!"
"No! We are not stopping!"
The girl turned away and was quiet for a while. Then Schuldrich had an idea. He hadn't been mean for a while so...
//So, you have to go to the bathroom huh? Running waters, shooting springs, waterfalls, WATERFALLS!//
And Schuldrich continued to taunt the poor girl mentally till she cracked and ran away for the nearest toilet.
"Heheheheh."
"I forgot how sweet being mean was," Schu thought to himself. Its fun!!
Aya, Ken, and the children were all walking nicely along, till Aya saw a deer with a pink back.
"That's the deer! The deer who stole your cookies!"
Aya ran over to the deer and attempted to take the cookies back. His attempt was denied.
"Evil deer of the devil prepare to shin-ne!!!!"
Then he proceeded to glare at the deer. The deer ran away. Aya followed.
"Ken! Meet me there in fifteen minutes!" Aya ran, leaving a very confused and worried Ken.
"Oh well. Let him have his fun," Ken thought. Now that he was alone he could plot Nagi's downfall! Yea! Omi would be all his. HehehehehheHAHAHAHHAH*COugh Cough*HackHack* Ken really needed to practice his evil laughs.
Farfello was deeply thinking his plan to find out if Nagi really was a God lover. His train of thought was interrupted though.
"Farfello? What are you doing?"
"I am pondering God lov- I meant Nagi."
"Oh."
Then Farfello got an idea. It was a good one he thought. Very good.
"AHHHh! Farfello what the hell?"
Farfello had pushed Nagi in to the body of water near the Shrine.
He watched the boy get out of the water and climb on to land.
Farfello still seemed to be pondering while Nagi threw him against a strong looking deer.
"Die! For God's sake die!!!"
"I knew it! You are a God lover. You lived through my test!" Farfello said angry.
"That's because the water was three feet deep," Omi said. Not wanting Nagi to get killed by Farfello.
Omi decided to walk away as Farfello leapt at Nagi and Nagi flung him against a shop. TBC
What will result from the fight? Hmm.Not even I know.Review!
"Okay my group we will go to that shop," Brad pointed to a Hello kitty store down the block.
His group of five students and two chaperones trudged along to there. They all decided to listen to Brad. He looked mad. Maybe because of the deer that had bit and destroyed his new white jacket a few minutes ago. Hmm.... Maybe.
Meanwhile Ken, Farfie, and Aya's group was led over to a tree.
"Ken and I will take these three children around and Farfello, you take those two children. Ok?" Aya asked.
Farfello and Ken nodded their heads in agreement. Aya had made sure Farfello was stuck with Omi and Nagi. He figured that if something happened to them with the psychopath he wouldn't feel that bad. I mean they were the ones who set them up for this stupid trip anyway.
Brad's group stayed together.
"You, Yohji, and you, Schuldrich, take the children somewhere and meet right here in forty-five minutes."
"Why are we stuck with them?" Yohji asked, angry.
"Because," Brad started evilly, "I need some alone time, and I am angry, and I will pummel you both if you do NOT!!!!!" Brad ended up very threateningly.
"Right... That's reason enough for me!" Yohji was a little scared of the high-strung leader of Schwartz.
Brad sauntered off to a coffee shop. That was very easy, getting rid of the children and the two idiot "chaperones". He sat down and ordered a very strong cup of caffinated coffee. As he fingered his tattered deer-bitten shirt he knew that for the rest of the day, he would need the caffeine.
"Right, now that Brad is gone we will take you around shopping with us," Yohji said. Trying to be nice.
Schuldrich added, "Meaning that if you do not follow us or if you by any chance get lost I will hunt after you and kill you all!!!! HAHAHHAAH!!"
The children looked scared. Very scared. Good.
"Yea, what he said."
Ken and Aya had their three children and were currently in a cookie store.
"Aya," whined the boy whose cookies Aya lost to the deer. "You have to buy me new deer cookies because you lost mine!!"
"I do not!"
"You do!"
"Na-a! It was you and your stupid shoes fault."
The boy continued to whine.
"Fine! I will get your cookies back! And I know what deer it is because Farfello colored its back pink." Aya wondered when he would find the deer again and when he could get his revenge for the tick-infested vermin.
Ken was busily trying to stop an angry shopkeeper from hitting one of his children with a broom.
"Young man, this boy shoplifted eight bags of cookies! He needs to be punished!" The shopkeeper was trying to explain to Ken.
"I am sure he didn't mean to. Did you?" Ken asked the young boy.
Well I did, but I'm sorry!"
"See? He is sorry."
Ken then took the broom and snapped it in half. The shopkeeper glared.
"Ugh, Aya I think we should leave this store. NOW!"
Aya and Ken quickly got the children and evacuated the bakery.
Meanwhile Farfello was teaching his children to go to all the stores and find any crosses in them. They were then to shoplift them and burn them! Nagi and Omi stared at each other and then at Farfello.
"No, Farfie. I will not!" Nagi said.
Omi nodded in agreement. Fine, Farfello thought. He was beginning to believe what that Ken guy had said before, that Nagi was a God worshiper. He had never thought it possible. But there he was, denying his plan! He thought of revenge against his so-called "teammate" or God lover and he now addressed him.
Somewhere far away, in no specific time, Ken laughed to himself. Heheheheh. He would have Nagi away from his Omi in no time.
Brad was waiting for his coffee patiently but he was getting annoyed. Good! Finally! The waitress was coming but ahhh!!!! She tripped and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! She spilled the steaming coffee all over Brad's lap.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
He screamed and ran out of the shop and jumped in to the stream right outside it. He just lay in it. Face first for a few minutes till a couple of deer had walked over and started sniffing where the coffee was spilt. Not in a good area.
"Get away evil demon creatures of Satan!!!"
Somewhere off in the distance Farfello screams, "Where?" Omi and Nagi look at him worriedly.
Then, poor Brad, it really wasn't his day, a deer bit him where the coffee was spilt, right in the-
"AHHHHHHHHOWOWOOWOWWOWOOWWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!!!!!!" Very ooc indeed.
Brad screamed and started beating the attacking deer. Then Brad had done something that he hadn't done for twenty years. He sat down and cried.
Yohji and Schuldrich were just walking around. A girl in their group pulled on Schu's sleeve.
"I have to go to the bathroom Mr. Schuldrich."
"So, what do you want me to do?"
"Nothing I guess. Except let me go to a toilet!"
"No! We are not stopping!"
The girl turned away and was quiet for a while. Then Schuldrich had an idea. He hadn't been mean for a while so...
//So, you have to go to the bathroom huh? Running waters, shooting springs, waterfalls, WATERFALLS!//
And Schuldrich continued to taunt the poor girl mentally till she cracked and ran away for the nearest toilet.
"Heheheheh."
"I forgot how sweet being mean was," Schu thought to himself. Its fun!!
Aya, Ken, and the children were all walking nicely along, till Aya saw a deer with a pink back.
"That's the deer! The deer who stole your cookies!"
Aya ran over to the deer and attempted to take the cookies back. His attempt was denied.
"Evil deer of the devil prepare to shin-ne!!!!"
Then he proceeded to glare at the deer. The deer ran away. Aya followed.
"Ken! Meet me there in fifteen minutes!" Aya ran, leaving a very confused and worried Ken.
"Oh well. Let him have his fun," Ken thought. Now that he was alone he could plot Nagi's downfall! Yea! Omi would be all his. HehehehehheHAHAHAHHAH*COugh Cough*HackHack* Ken really needed to practice his evil laughs.
Farfello was deeply thinking his plan to find out if Nagi really was a God lover. His train of thought was interrupted though.
"Farfello? What are you doing?"
"I am pondering God lov- I meant Nagi."
"Oh."
Then Farfello got an idea. It was a good one he thought. Very good.
"AHHHh! Farfello what the hell?"
Farfello had pushed Nagi in to the body of water near the Shrine.
He watched the boy get out of the water and climb on to land.
Farfello still seemed to be pondering while Nagi threw him against a strong looking deer.
"Die! For God's sake die!!!"
"I knew it! You are a God lover. You lived through my test!" Farfello said angry.
"That's because the water was three feet deep," Omi said. Not wanting Nagi to get killed by Farfello.
Omi decided to walk away as Farfello leapt at Nagi and Nagi flung him against a shop. TBC
What will result from the fight? Hmm.Not even I know.Review!