Wanda, Cosmo, Oracle, and Juandissimo sat down at the kitchen table. Wanda pulled out a noodle casserole from the oven and sat it on the table.
"Honey, I don't even know why you bother using an oven when you can make a casserole in less than two seconds with magic," Oracle said to Wanda.
"Well, cooking has always been a hobby of mine," Wanda said
"Oracle, your hand is as beautiful as a enchilada fresh out of a gourmet cook's oven..." Juandissimo said to Oracle, kissing her hand.
A somewhat angry looking expression crossed Wanda's face when Juadissimo said that to Oracle. Cosmo, seeing the look upon his wife's face, decided to ask her what was wrong.
"What's wrong, lambchop?" Cosmo asked, full of concern for his wife. He may have been an idiot, but he was still a loving husband.
"Oh, nothing..." she said, "So, Oracle, how's your kid?"
"Oh, Trixie's doing fine. She's a lot happier now than she was before she wished she was popular."
"Oh, yeah. I forgot you had Trixie Tang as a godchild. Timmy just loves her...but don't say anything about it to her."
"Right. Oh, that noodle casserole was delicious! I'll just take care of the plate myself."
Oracle got up and started walking towards the sink, starting to sing a little tune, when Juandissimo jumped up and kneeled down in front of Oracle.
"Your voice...it is beautiful...when you sing, it is that of the choir of 1000 angels. Please...sing some more."
He got out his Mexican guitar thing and played while she sang, both of them unaware of Wanda stomping to her room.
"Out of all people...it has to be him!" she said angrily, sitting down on the bed.
"Well, at least Juandissimo doesn't like you anymore!" Cosmo said, sitting down on the bed next to her.
"Well...that's just the thing. Even though Juandissimo was still madly in love with me after all those years and I wasn't in love with him...I didn't mind that much."
"What? How could you NOT mind. I think it would be extremely annoying."
"Well...let's put it this way. If you had a beautiful girl fairy who thought you were the handsomest guy in the world thousands of years after thousands of years after you broke up with her, would you mind?"
"No."
"And wouldn't you be jealous if that guy...I mean girl...started going out with your brother?"
"...I don't have a brother."
"Pretend you do."
"Yeah...I'd be jealous."
"I'm tired. Let's go to bed."
They both waved their wands and their clothes turned from their regular clothes to their pajamas. They crawled into bed and went to sleep. Cosmo did, at least. Wanda was kept awake by the giggles coming from next door.
"Honey, I don't even know why you bother using an oven when you can make a casserole in less than two seconds with magic," Oracle said to Wanda.
"Well, cooking has always been a hobby of mine," Wanda said
"Oracle, your hand is as beautiful as a enchilada fresh out of a gourmet cook's oven..." Juandissimo said to Oracle, kissing her hand.
A somewhat angry looking expression crossed Wanda's face when Juadissimo said that to Oracle. Cosmo, seeing the look upon his wife's face, decided to ask her what was wrong.
"What's wrong, lambchop?" Cosmo asked, full of concern for his wife. He may have been an idiot, but he was still a loving husband.
"Oh, nothing..." she said, "So, Oracle, how's your kid?"
"Oh, Trixie's doing fine. She's a lot happier now than she was before she wished she was popular."
"Oh, yeah. I forgot you had Trixie Tang as a godchild. Timmy just loves her...but don't say anything about it to her."
"Right. Oh, that noodle casserole was delicious! I'll just take care of the plate myself."
Oracle got up and started walking towards the sink, starting to sing a little tune, when Juandissimo jumped up and kneeled down in front of Oracle.
"Your voice...it is beautiful...when you sing, it is that of the choir of 1000 angels. Please...sing some more."
He got out his Mexican guitar thing and played while she sang, both of them unaware of Wanda stomping to her room.
"Out of all people...it has to be him!" she said angrily, sitting down on the bed.
"Well, at least Juandissimo doesn't like you anymore!" Cosmo said, sitting down on the bed next to her.
"Well...that's just the thing. Even though Juandissimo was still madly in love with me after all those years and I wasn't in love with him...I didn't mind that much."
"What? How could you NOT mind. I think it would be extremely annoying."
"Well...let's put it this way. If you had a beautiful girl fairy who thought you were the handsomest guy in the world thousands of years after thousands of years after you broke up with her, would you mind?"
"No."
"And wouldn't you be jealous if that guy...I mean girl...started going out with your brother?"
"...I don't have a brother."
"Pretend you do."
"Yeah...I'd be jealous."
"I'm tired. Let's go to bed."
They both waved their wands and their clothes turned from their regular clothes to their pajamas. They crawled into bed and went to sleep. Cosmo did, at least. Wanda was kept awake by the giggles coming from next door.