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Summary: Rory and Jess won't stop fighting so Luke and Lorelei make them move in together.
Jess: Are you feeling better?
Rory: I just want to forget all this happened. I'm going to get a drink
*Rory looks around the kitchen, still crying, trying to find a soda or something when she finds the liquor cabinet. *
*Rory stands there staring at the alcohol*
Jess: Come on Rory you don't want any of that.
Rory: Yes I do.
Jess: No you don't
Rory: Yes
Jess: No
Rory: Yes
Jess: No
Rory: No
Jess: Yes
Rory: HA! Now get me a glass
Jess: I can't believe I fell for that AGAIN!
Jess: What do you want?
Rory: UMM.I'm not sure you pick
Jess: O.K here's a rum and coke
**
*Two hours later. Rory and Jess are both drunk*
Rory: I want to play a game?
Jess: What game?
Rory: STRIP POKER!
Jess: No! You don't want to play, I am the KING of poker
Rory: Are you afraid?
Jess: I'm not afraid
Rory: Prove it
Jess: I'll get the cards
*In the first hand Rory wins with 3 aces.*
Rory: TAKE IT OFF!
*Sang Rory*
*Jess slowly grabs the hem of his shirt and pulls it over his head*
*The next hand was won by Jess*
Jess: I want to see some skin
*Rory starts taking off her socks*
Jess: You can't count your socks
Rory: Why not?
Jess: I'm not wearing any socks
Rory: You should've come prepared
Jess: Fine, I will still win
*As the night goes on, Jess is only left with his boxers and Rory only had her bra and panties. This hand would decide it all, If Jess won he would have to strip down to nothing and if Jess won either her bra or panties would have to go. *
Rory: I call
*They set down their hands and.*
Jess: Ha I won! I get to see some boobies.
Rory: I don't want to.
Jess: You're the one that wanted to play, now suffer the consequences.
Rory: But close your eyes
*Rory reaches around and unclasps her bra and it drops to the floor*
Rory: Might as well get it over it, you can open your eyes now
Jess: beautiful
Rory: suck up, I'm still mad at you
Jess: One more hand?
Rory: Nah, We'll continue this tomorrow. I'm going to beddy-bye, you coming?
*Rory gets up still topless and walks towards Jess's room*
Jess: Rory where are you going?
Rory: To bed
Jess: That's my bed
Rory: I like it better
Jess: We'll I'm glad, now we better get to bed. You have to go to school tomorrow
Rory: I don't wanna, I want to party
Jess: I think you partied enough tonight, and maybe you want to cover up?
Rory: Don't you like them? We can name them?
Jess: Yes I like them, do you name everything?
Rory: What do you think of Nick and Nora?
Jess: Sounds good to me! Come on I'm tired
*Rory and Jess climbs into bed, Rory rests her head on Jess's chest. Her bare chest against his bare chest.*
**
* In the morning*
Jess: Wake up beautiful. You have to go to school.
Rory: Ugh. My head.
Jess: Welcome to the wonderful world of hangovers.
*Rory hides under the covers*
Rory: Jess?
Jess: Yeah?
Rory: Why am I not wearing a shirt?
Jess: Here put this on. You might want to cover Nick and Nora
*Jess throws a metallica shirt and the blob under the plaid sheets*
Rory: Thanks, WHO?
Jess: I'll tell you later, we are going to be late for school. I'm giving you a ride so be down in ten minutes
Rory: K.
**
* Jess told Rory everything that happened last night and Rory was extremely embarrassed. Rory somehow got through the school day with a lot of help from Tylenol. And she is currently at the locker attempting to open her locker*
Rory: Why won't you open?
Tristan: Need some help Mary?
Rory: NO I'm fine.
Tristan: Come on let me help you.
Rory: Fine, but just because I am in a hurry to catch the bus.
*Tristan successfully opens her locker and smiles proudly*
Rory: Oh stop being so proud.
Tristan: Hey, don't I get a reward?
Rory: You want money?
Tristan: No but I can think of something else?
*Tristan wiggles his eyebrows.*
*Jess pulls up into the Chilton parking lot, gets out of the car and walks through the front door searching for Rory. He stops when he sees a familiar face, Paris*
Jess: Hey
Paris: Hi, Jess
Jess: How are things going?
Paris: fine, read any good books?
Jess: Yeah, Keruac
Paris: Ughh. Don't even get me started.
*
Tristan: Hey who's that guy talking to Paris?
Rory: Who?
Tristan: The only guy not in a uniform.
Rory: It couldn't be. Please tell me it isn't.
*Rory slowly turns around, praying it isn't him. She is still embarrassed about last night.*
Rory: Oh no. You have to hide me
*Rory quickly runs behind Tristan and barrys her head in his back.*
Tristan: Who is it?
Rory: Jess
*
Jess: So you seen Rory, I am picking her up.
Paris: Yeah she is hiding behind Tristan.
*Jess turns around and smirks when he sees Rory hiding behind some guy. He saunters up to Rory and the guy.*
Jess: Has anyone seen Nick and Nora?
Rory: Ohhhhhh. I am going to die.
Tristan: Who's Nick and Nora?
Jess: Do you want to tell him or should I.
Rory: I'm not telling him anything.
Jess: Rory come out of there.
Rory: NO.
Jess: You weren't shy last night!
Rory: I hate you.
*Rory steps out from behind Tristan.*
Jess: What I don't get a hello kiss?
Rory: no.
Tristan: So, Mary you finally got rid of Bag Boy
Jess: Hey, I like this guy. I like to go with Frankenstein myself.
*Jess sticks his hand out*
Jess: Jess Mariano
*Tristan takes shakes his hand*
Tristan: Tristan Dugrey
Jess: Now Mary?
Rory: yeah like Virgin Mary
Jess: If only he saw you last night.
*Rory's face goes bright red. Tristan notices. Jess smirks*
Rory: Can we go to your home now?
Jess: MY home?
Rory: OUR home.
Jess: That's better.
Tristan: OUR HOME?
Jess: We live together
Tristan: If you needed a place to stay, you could've stayed with me.
Rory: I wasn't kicked out or anything.
Tristan: Now what happened last night?
Rory: JESS DO NOT TELL HIM ANYTHING.
Tristan: No I want to hear. And who are Nick and Nora?
*Jess looks down and stares at Rory's breasts. Rory crosses her arms across them.*
Jess: Tristan, I would like to introduce you to Nick
*Points to Rory's left breast*
Jess: And Nora
*Points to Rory's right breast*
*Tristan starts to cracking up*
Rory: That's it mister you're sleeping on the couch
Jess: What you picked the names
Tristan: What!!
Rory: I'm moving out
Jess: What they are very nice
Rory: I am packing my bags when we get home
Jess: Lorelai isn't going to let you move back. She is enjoying living with Luke WAY too much.
Tristan: You saw them? I want to too.
Jess: I just proved I was the king of poker.
Tristan: How long was I at Military school?
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Summary: Rory and Jess won't stop fighting so Luke and Lorelei make them move in together.
Jess: Are you feeling better?
Rory: I just want to forget all this happened. I'm going to get a drink
*Rory looks around the kitchen, still crying, trying to find a soda or something when she finds the liquor cabinet. *
*Rory stands there staring at the alcohol*
Jess: Come on Rory you don't want any of that.
Rory: Yes I do.
Jess: No you don't
Rory: Yes
Jess: No
Rory: Yes
Jess: No
Rory: No
Jess: Yes
Rory: HA! Now get me a glass
Jess: I can't believe I fell for that AGAIN!
Jess: What do you want?
Rory: UMM.I'm not sure you pick
Jess: O.K here's a rum and coke
**
*Two hours later. Rory and Jess are both drunk*
Rory: I want to play a game?
Jess: What game?
Rory: STRIP POKER!
Jess: No! You don't want to play, I am the KING of poker
Rory: Are you afraid?
Jess: I'm not afraid
Rory: Prove it
Jess: I'll get the cards
*In the first hand Rory wins with 3 aces.*
Rory: TAKE IT OFF!
*Sang Rory*
*Jess slowly grabs the hem of his shirt and pulls it over his head*
*The next hand was won by Jess*
Jess: I want to see some skin
*Rory starts taking off her socks*
Jess: You can't count your socks
Rory: Why not?
Jess: I'm not wearing any socks
Rory: You should've come prepared
Jess: Fine, I will still win
*As the night goes on, Jess is only left with his boxers and Rory only had her bra and panties. This hand would decide it all, If Jess won he would have to strip down to nothing and if Jess won either her bra or panties would have to go. *
Rory: I call
*They set down their hands and.*
Jess: Ha I won! I get to see some boobies.
Rory: I don't want to.
Jess: You're the one that wanted to play, now suffer the consequences.
Rory: But close your eyes
*Rory reaches around and unclasps her bra and it drops to the floor*
Rory: Might as well get it over it, you can open your eyes now
Jess: beautiful
Rory: suck up, I'm still mad at you
Jess: One more hand?
Rory: Nah, We'll continue this tomorrow. I'm going to beddy-bye, you coming?
*Rory gets up still topless and walks towards Jess's room*
Jess: Rory where are you going?
Rory: To bed
Jess: That's my bed
Rory: I like it better
Jess: We'll I'm glad, now we better get to bed. You have to go to school tomorrow
Rory: I don't wanna, I want to party
Jess: I think you partied enough tonight, and maybe you want to cover up?
Rory: Don't you like them? We can name them?
Jess: Yes I like them, do you name everything?
Rory: What do you think of Nick and Nora?
Jess: Sounds good to me! Come on I'm tired
*Rory and Jess climbs into bed, Rory rests her head on Jess's chest. Her bare chest against his bare chest.*
**
* In the morning*
Jess: Wake up beautiful. You have to go to school.
Rory: Ugh. My head.
Jess: Welcome to the wonderful world of hangovers.
*Rory hides under the covers*
Rory: Jess?
Jess: Yeah?
Rory: Why am I not wearing a shirt?
Jess: Here put this on. You might want to cover Nick and Nora
*Jess throws a metallica shirt and the blob under the plaid sheets*
Rory: Thanks, WHO?
Jess: I'll tell you later, we are going to be late for school. I'm giving you a ride so be down in ten minutes
Rory: K.
**
* Jess told Rory everything that happened last night and Rory was extremely embarrassed. Rory somehow got through the school day with a lot of help from Tylenol. And she is currently at the locker attempting to open her locker*
Rory: Why won't you open?
Tristan: Need some help Mary?
Rory: NO I'm fine.
Tristan: Come on let me help you.
Rory: Fine, but just because I am in a hurry to catch the bus.
*Tristan successfully opens her locker and smiles proudly*
Rory: Oh stop being so proud.
Tristan: Hey, don't I get a reward?
Rory: You want money?
Tristan: No but I can think of something else?
*Tristan wiggles his eyebrows.*
*Jess pulls up into the Chilton parking lot, gets out of the car and walks through the front door searching for Rory. He stops when he sees a familiar face, Paris*
Jess: Hey
Paris: Hi, Jess
Jess: How are things going?
Paris: fine, read any good books?
Jess: Yeah, Keruac
Paris: Ughh. Don't even get me started.
*
Tristan: Hey who's that guy talking to Paris?
Rory: Who?
Tristan: The only guy not in a uniform.
Rory: It couldn't be. Please tell me it isn't.
*Rory slowly turns around, praying it isn't him. She is still embarrassed about last night.*
Rory: Oh no. You have to hide me
*Rory quickly runs behind Tristan and barrys her head in his back.*
Tristan: Who is it?
Rory: Jess
*
Jess: So you seen Rory, I am picking her up.
Paris: Yeah she is hiding behind Tristan.
*Jess turns around and smirks when he sees Rory hiding behind some guy. He saunters up to Rory and the guy.*
Jess: Has anyone seen Nick and Nora?
Rory: Ohhhhhh. I am going to die.
Tristan: Who's Nick and Nora?
Jess: Do you want to tell him or should I.
Rory: I'm not telling him anything.
Jess: Rory come out of there.
Rory: NO.
Jess: You weren't shy last night!
Rory: I hate you.
*Rory steps out from behind Tristan.*
Jess: What I don't get a hello kiss?
Rory: no.
Tristan: So, Mary you finally got rid of Bag Boy
Jess: Hey, I like this guy. I like to go with Frankenstein myself.
*Jess sticks his hand out*
Jess: Jess Mariano
*Tristan takes shakes his hand*
Tristan: Tristan Dugrey
Jess: Now Mary?
Rory: yeah like Virgin Mary
Jess: If only he saw you last night.
*Rory's face goes bright red. Tristan notices. Jess smirks*
Rory: Can we go to your home now?
Jess: MY home?
Rory: OUR home.
Jess: That's better.
Tristan: OUR HOME?
Jess: We live together
Tristan: If you needed a place to stay, you could've stayed with me.
Rory: I wasn't kicked out or anything.
Tristan: Now what happened last night?
Rory: JESS DO NOT TELL HIM ANYTHING.
Tristan: No I want to hear. And who are Nick and Nora?
*Jess looks down and stares at Rory's breasts. Rory crosses her arms across them.*
Jess: Tristan, I would like to introduce you to Nick
*Points to Rory's left breast*
Jess: And Nora
*Points to Rory's right breast*
*Tristan starts to cracking up*
Rory: That's it mister you're sleeping on the couch
Jess: What you picked the names
Tristan: What!!
Rory: I'm moving out
Jess: What they are very nice
Rory: I am packing my bags when we get home
Jess: Lorelai isn't going to let you move back. She is enjoying living with Luke WAY too much.
Tristan: You saw them? I want to too.
Jess: I just proved I was the king of poker.
Tristan: How long was I at Military school?
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