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Summary: Rory and Jess won't stop fighting so Luke and Lorelei make them move in together.
AN: So I decided a while ago I wasn't going to continue this fic anymore, I didn't like the reviews very much, but I had an overwhelming response saying this fic was really funny so I decided to try again. So continue to review and I hope you like it. If you have any ideas, please let me know and I will write them in. I should be updating pretty frequently because I am out of school! YAY!
Tristan: You saw them? I want to too!
Jess: I just proved I was the king of poker.
Tristan: How long was I at Military school?
*Rory walked out of the large Chilton doors, arms crossed in front of her with Jess following behind her quite amused. Rory gets to Jess's car and gets in the back seat. *
Jess: Come on Rory get in the front seat.
*Silence*
Jess: Look I'm sorry. Please forgive me?
*Silence*
Jess: I was just trying to help.
Rory: HELP, HELP that was helping? I would hate to see you not helping. How was that helping?
Jess: So you're finally talking to me. I thought that guy always called you Mary. Well he won't anymore.
Rory: I still can't believe you did that, and you're still sleeping on the couch.
Jess: But I don't know if I can sleep without you by my side.
Rory: Stop trying to suck up.
Jess: It's true. I like having you by my side, watching you sleep..
Rory: EWWW you watch me sleep, how creepy is that?
Jess: I don't watch you sleep
Rory: But you just said..
Jess: NO I didn't.
Rory: Fine whatever you say. But you still get the couch.
Jess: But we have two beds, and two rooms. Why can't you sleep in Luke's bed and I will sleep in my room.
Rory: But I like your bed.
Jess: Are you still mad at me?
Rory: no.. but I won't forget this
Jess: So how long do you think this little arrangement will go on for?
Rory: I don't know but I kind of like it.
*Rory blushes and looks out the window.
Rory: I kind of got use to a warm body next to me when I sleep.
Jess: I knew you liked it too, and I like it too. So we have to think of a way for us to live together permanently?
Rory: Yeah I think we do.
*Rory and Jess arrive at the diner. Jess takes Rory's bag and they walk upstairs. Rory yawns.
Jess: You tired?
Rory: Yeah, must be that hangover thing
Jess: Must be, come on we'll go to bed and think of a plan
*Rory and Jess walking to his room when Jess turns to Rory, picks her up and throws her over her shoulder. *
Rory: JESS PUT ME DOWN!
*Rory said in between laughs*
Jess: Are you sure?
Rory: Yes, Yes please
Jess: O.K.
*Jess throws a rather flushed Rory on his soft bed. After she recovered she yawned once again and crawled under the covers. Jess watches for a second. *
Rory: You going to join me, or just watch me?
*Jess pulls off his shirt and pulls down his pants, leaving him just in his boxers and jumps, literally into bed, gets under the covers and puts his arms around Rory*
Jess: Your wish is my command
Rory: What are you doing?
*Playing innocent*
Jess: Whatever do you mean?
Rory: Why did you take off you shirt and pants?
Jess: I'm just getting comfortable.
Rory: Oh, well in that case *Rory strips off her Chilton blouse and kilt leaving her in her matching monkey bra and underwear*
Rory: You're right, much comfortable.
Jess: You know if you wanted to get even more comfortable and maybe let Nick and Nora loose and we could all play!
Rory: You wish!
Jess: Everyday
*Jess puts his arms around Rory once more and pulls Rory closer. *
Rory: It's going to be so weird sleeping by myself when this is all over.
Jess: Never going to happen
Rory: How do you know?
Jess: Because I won't let it happen and.. And. I love you.
Rory: WHAT!!!!!
*Rory scrambles out of bed and sits cross legged facing the now shocked, shirtless Jess, who is now sitting up resting against his headboard. *
Rory: Did you just say what I think you just said?
Jess: NO!
Rory: You didn't just say you loved me?
Jess: NO! *Outraged* I said I loath you.
Rory: Oh really. You're squirming; I like it when you squirm. And maybe I loathe you too.
Jess: Oh yeah! So we loathe each other, its settled.
Rory: I'm glad.
*Rory crawls over to Jess, climbs on him so she is straddling him and gently kisses him on the lips*
Jess: MMM
Rory: Close your eyes
*Jess closes his eyes, a huge grin on his face. Rory who is still straddling him starts kissing his whole face. First his nose, then his eyelids, making her way to his ears and down his neck to his chest*
Rory: Keep them closed!
Jess: GLADLY!
*Rory reaches behind her back and unhooks her bra. Pulling off her bra, she placed it over his head, giggling she jumps off him and runs into the living room, laughing all the way.
Jess: Get back here, Finally Nick and Nora returns.
*Jess jumps up and runs after Rory. Rory is just entering the living area with Jess right behind her when the door to the apartment opens and Luke and Lorelei walk in. Rory shrieks and stops dead in her tracks and tries to cover up. Rory spins around and runs into Jess's arms not wanting to look at her mom and Luke and buries her face in Jess's bare chest*
Summary: Rory and Jess won't stop fighting so Luke and Lorelei make them move in together.
AN: So I decided a while ago I wasn't going to continue this fic anymore, I didn't like the reviews very much, but I had an overwhelming response saying this fic was really funny so I decided to try again. So continue to review and I hope you like it. If you have any ideas, please let me know and I will write them in. I should be updating pretty frequently because I am out of school! YAY!
Tristan: You saw them? I want to too!
Jess: I just proved I was the king of poker.
Tristan: How long was I at Military school?
*Rory walked out of the large Chilton doors, arms crossed in front of her with Jess following behind her quite amused. Rory gets to Jess's car and gets in the back seat. *
Jess: Come on Rory get in the front seat.
*Silence*
Jess: Look I'm sorry. Please forgive me?
*Silence*
Jess: I was just trying to help.
Rory: HELP, HELP that was helping? I would hate to see you not helping. How was that helping?
Jess: So you're finally talking to me. I thought that guy always called you Mary. Well he won't anymore.
Rory: I still can't believe you did that, and you're still sleeping on the couch.
Jess: But I don't know if I can sleep without you by my side.
Rory: Stop trying to suck up.
Jess: It's true. I like having you by my side, watching you sleep..
Rory: EWWW you watch me sleep, how creepy is that?
Jess: I don't watch you sleep
Rory: But you just said..
Jess: NO I didn't.
Rory: Fine whatever you say. But you still get the couch.
Jess: But we have two beds, and two rooms. Why can't you sleep in Luke's bed and I will sleep in my room.
Rory: But I like your bed.
Jess: Are you still mad at me?
Rory: no.. but I won't forget this
Jess: So how long do you think this little arrangement will go on for?
Rory: I don't know but I kind of like it.
*Rory blushes and looks out the window.
Rory: I kind of got use to a warm body next to me when I sleep.
Jess: I knew you liked it too, and I like it too. So we have to think of a way for us to live together permanently?
Rory: Yeah I think we do.
*Rory and Jess arrive at the diner. Jess takes Rory's bag and they walk upstairs. Rory yawns.
Jess: You tired?
Rory: Yeah, must be that hangover thing
Jess: Must be, come on we'll go to bed and think of a plan
*Rory and Jess walking to his room when Jess turns to Rory, picks her up and throws her over her shoulder. *
Rory: JESS PUT ME DOWN!
*Rory said in between laughs*
Jess: Are you sure?
Rory: Yes, Yes please
Jess: O.K.
*Jess throws a rather flushed Rory on his soft bed. After she recovered she yawned once again and crawled under the covers. Jess watches for a second. *
Rory: You going to join me, or just watch me?
*Jess pulls off his shirt and pulls down his pants, leaving him just in his boxers and jumps, literally into bed, gets under the covers and puts his arms around Rory*
Jess: Your wish is my command
Rory: What are you doing?
*Playing innocent*
Jess: Whatever do you mean?
Rory: Why did you take off you shirt and pants?
Jess: I'm just getting comfortable.
Rory: Oh, well in that case *Rory strips off her Chilton blouse and kilt leaving her in her matching monkey bra and underwear*
Rory: You're right, much comfortable.
Jess: You know if you wanted to get even more comfortable and maybe let Nick and Nora loose and we could all play!
Rory: You wish!
Jess: Everyday
*Jess puts his arms around Rory once more and pulls Rory closer. *
Rory: It's going to be so weird sleeping by myself when this is all over.
Jess: Never going to happen
Rory: How do you know?
Jess: Because I won't let it happen and.. And. I love you.
Rory: WHAT!!!!!
*Rory scrambles out of bed and sits cross legged facing the now shocked, shirtless Jess, who is now sitting up resting against his headboard. *
Rory: Did you just say what I think you just said?
Jess: NO!
Rory: You didn't just say you loved me?
Jess: NO! *Outraged* I said I loath you.
Rory: Oh really. You're squirming; I like it when you squirm. And maybe I loathe you too.
Jess: Oh yeah! So we loathe each other, its settled.
Rory: I'm glad.
*Rory crawls over to Jess, climbs on him so she is straddling him and gently kisses him on the lips*
Jess: MMM
Rory: Close your eyes
*Jess closes his eyes, a huge grin on his face. Rory who is still straddling him starts kissing his whole face. First his nose, then his eyelids, making her way to his ears and down his neck to his chest*
Rory: Keep them closed!
Jess: GLADLY!
*Rory reaches behind her back and unhooks her bra. Pulling off her bra, she placed it over his head, giggling she jumps off him and runs into the living room, laughing all the way.
Jess: Get back here, Finally Nick and Nora returns.
*Jess jumps up and runs after Rory. Rory is just entering the living area with Jess right behind her when the door to the apartment opens and Luke and Lorelei walk in. Rory shrieks and stops dead in her tracks and tries to cover up. Rory spins around and runs into Jess's arms not wanting to look at her mom and Luke and buries her face in Jess's bare chest*