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Summary: Rory and Jess won't stop fighting so Luke and Lorelei make them move in together.
Jess: Well if both of us can't sleep without each other we might as well call a truce just for tonight so we can both get some sleep and go to school tomorrow morning.
Rory: I see your logic there
Jess: So it's a plan
Rory: I guess so
*Rory slides across the bed to Jess's open arms*
Jess: I like your boxers. I think they look better on you than me.
*The next day after school, Lorelei and Rory are at the diner drinking coffee*
Lorelei: I really miss you
Rory: I miss you too.
Lorelei: It's just not the same without you.
Rory: Luke no fun?
Lorelei: Luke no fun.
*They both take a sip from their coffees*
Lorelei: So you seem to be getting along with Jess now
Rory: NO I'M NOT!!
*Says Rory a little too fast*
Lorelei: I haven't seen you two get in a fight in a while. I think our little experiment worked.
Rory: No it didn't. I hate Jess. He's an inconsiderate, jerk
*Jess walked down the stairs, smiles at Rory and goes behind the counter*
Rory: Hey JessICA, what are you smiling at?
Jess: EXCUSE ME?
Rory: you heard me, what are you smiling at?
Jess: What's your problem
Rory: What's my problem?, What's your problem?
Lorelei: Hey that's enough, you're scaring away the customers, both of you, go upstairs and work this out.
Rory: I don't want to talk to HIM.
Jess: And I can't leave the diner, Luke is at your place
Lorelei: I'm sick of hearing your bickering, oooh that's another funny word, write that down Rory, back to the point, both of you go upstairs.
Rory: Fine
Jess: Fine
*Jess still confused. Rory stomped up the stairs. Jess waited a minute and started after her, angrier than confused. The second Jess was inside the apartment a pair of lips was on his. Jess starts kissing back and then pushes her away. *
Jess: What the hell was that?
Rory: That was a kiss
Jess: Not the kiss, but what was that downstairs?
Rory: My mom thought we were getting along
Jess: Which we were
Rory: Right and she said she thought this experiment was over so she would make me move back.
Jess: Ohhhh. Well in that case
*Jess opens the door and yells down the stairs*
Jess: Why don't you just leave me alone?
*Jess lowers his voice so only Rory could hear*
Jess: God I loathe you
*Rory yelling*
Rory: Just go away
*Rory whispers*
Rory: I loathe you too.
*Jess yelling*
Jess: Fine, I'll be in my room
*Jess whispering*
Jess: Go slam your door
*Rory walks to her room and slams her door, Jess grabs her hand and they go into his room*
Rory: Do you think they fell for it?
Jess: How could they not? We should win the Oscar for our performance. Downstairs I could've sworn you were angry with me.
Rory: Well I l would like to thank my mom and Luke for putting me in this position, I would like to thank Jess, for always being there and letting my lips never be bored
Jess: My pleasure, now come here.
*The next evening Rory and Jess are working in the diner when Luke and Lorelei walk in*
Lorelei: COFFEE!!
*Rory hands her mom a cup of coffee*
Lorelei: I love having you work in the diner
Rory: Yeah well that is the ONLY advantage of being here, always having coffee. The rest is horrible
*Rory gives the withering stare at Jess*
Lorelei: So our little plan does not seem to be working, so we have another plan
Luke: No she has another plan; I'm just going along because I like to see you suffer
Jess: Thanks Uncle Luke, I love you too.
Rory: Mom, another one? Have you been watching Passions again? I know you want to be in a soap opera but do you really have to punish me in the process?
Lorelei: I'm doing it for your own good
Jess: Sure you are
Lorelei: ANYWAY, we've decided we are going on a family trip
Rory and Jess: WHAT?
Lorelei: because you guys don't seem to be working it out on your own, we are going to watch you 24 hours a day and make sure you guys get along
Luke: So we are leaving tomorrow morning, early at 6 o clock so be ready
Rory: Where are we going?
Jess: What about the diner?
Luke: Caesar is going to look after it.
Lorelei: And we're going to Lasandy beach, so bring your bathing suits, now we're going out to supper so I'll talk to you later
Rory: Bye mom
*They exit the diner, Lorelei skipping and Luke shaking his head after her*
Jess: Well I guess we have to pack, let's close up
Rory: Let's go
*Rory and Jess are lying in bed wrapped in each other's arms*
Rory: I can't believe we have to go on vacation
Jess: This will be some fun filled days
*Rory untangles herself from Jess and gets out of bed*
Jess: Where are you going? We have to get some sleep, if they are going to be here at 6
*Rory is standing by the dresser with the alarm clock in her hands*
Rory: Exactly, if they are going to be here at 6 we wouldn't want them to find us like this, so I will set the alarm for 5:30 and I will go back to my own room
Jess: A gal with a plan, I like that, but if you don't come back to bed I'll have to come out there and get you.
Rory: Your wish is my command
*Rory gets back into bed*
Jess: Oh if that is so, I wish Nick and Nora can come out and play
Rory: I'm not that kind of genie
Jess: goodnight Rory
Rory: goodnight Jess
Jess: I loathe you
Rory: I loathe you too.
*The next morning. Luke and Lorelei walk through the apartment door*
Lorelei: Oh Mini-Me? Where are you? We're going on our joyous vacation
*Cut to Rory and Jess still in one bed*
Rory: Oh No!! They're early, Jess, Jess wake up! They're here.
Jess: What? They're here? You have to get out of here.
*Cut to Luke and Lorelei still in the living room*
Luke: Let's go wake up Jess first, he takes longer
*Luke and Lorelei walk to Jess's room and open the door. They see Jess alone sleeping in his bed. They walk forward so they are at the end of the bed*
Lorelei: He actually looks kind of sweet when he is sleeping.
Luke: Don't let that fool you.
*You see Rory sneak from behind the door and out to her own room*
Luke: Take the blankets off him; I'll turn on the lights
Jess: No need, I'm up, let the games begin
Lorelei: YEAH!
Jess: Now get out, I have to get dressed
Lorelei: Let's get Rory up now. I'm so excited!
Jess: Whoopi
*The four travelers are packing up the car outside the diner*
Lorelei: SHOT GUN!
Rory: How come you get the front seat
Jess: I don't want to sit beside her.
Luke: Get in the back
Rory: fine
Jess: fine
*An hour into the drive Rory moves her hand onto Jess's leg. Jess surprised by the hand looks towards the front seat. Rory just smiles and writes using her finger; I love you on his leg. Jess smiles and starts writing it on her leg when Lorelei turns around. Rory notices her mom and*
Rory: Jess! Stop poking me. Mom he's poking me, make him stop
Luke: Jess
*Jess shakes his head, but smiling. *
*Whispers so only Rory could hear*
Jess: I can't believe you did that.
Summary: Rory and Jess won't stop fighting so Luke and Lorelei make them move in together.
Jess: Well if both of us can't sleep without each other we might as well call a truce just for tonight so we can both get some sleep and go to school tomorrow morning.
Rory: I see your logic there
Jess: So it's a plan
Rory: I guess so
*Rory slides across the bed to Jess's open arms*
Jess: I like your boxers. I think they look better on you than me.
*The next day after school, Lorelei and Rory are at the diner drinking coffee*
Lorelei: I really miss you
Rory: I miss you too.
Lorelei: It's just not the same without you.
Rory: Luke no fun?
Lorelei: Luke no fun.
*They both take a sip from their coffees*
Lorelei: So you seem to be getting along with Jess now
Rory: NO I'M NOT!!
*Says Rory a little too fast*
Lorelei: I haven't seen you two get in a fight in a while. I think our little experiment worked.
Rory: No it didn't. I hate Jess. He's an inconsiderate, jerk
*Jess walked down the stairs, smiles at Rory and goes behind the counter*
Rory: Hey JessICA, what are you smiling at?
Jess: EXCUSE ME?
Rory: you heard me, what are you smiling at?
Jess: What's your problem
Rory: What's my problem?, What's your problem?
Lorelei: Hey that's enough, you're scaring away the customers, both of you, go upstairs and work this out.
Rory: I don't want to talk to HIM.
Jess: And I can't leave the diner, Luke is at your place
Lorelei: I'm sick of hearing your bickering, oooh that's another funny word, write that down Rory, back to the point, both of you go upstairs.
Rory: Fine
Jess: Fine
*Jess still confused. Rory stomped up the stairs. Jess waited a minute and started after her, angrier than confused. The second Jess was inside the apartment a pair of lips was on his. Jess starts kissing back and then pushes her away. *
Jess: What the hell was that?
Rory: That was a kiss
Jess: Not the kiss, but what was that downstairs?
Rory: My mom thought we were getting along
Jess: Which we were
Rory: Right and she said she thought this experiment was over so she would make me move back.
Jess: Ohhhh. Well in that case
*Jess opens the door and yells down the stairs*
Jess: Why don't you just leave me alone?
*Jess lowers his voice so only Rory could hear*
Jess: God I loathe you
*Rory yelling*
Rory: Just go away
*Rory whispers*
Rory: I loathe you too.
*Jess yelling*
Jess: Fine, I'll be in my room
*Jess whispering*
Jess: Go slam your door
*Rory walks to her room and slams her door, Jess grabs her hand and they go into his room*
Rory: Do you think they fell for it?
Jess: How could they not? We should win the Oscar for our performance. Downstairs I could've sworn you were angry with me.
Rory: Well I l would like to thank my mom and Luke for putting me in this position, I would like to thank Jess, for always being there and letting my lips never be bored
Jess: My pleasure, now come here.
*The next evening Rory and Jess are working in the diner when Luke and Lorelei walk in*
Lorelei: COFFEE!!
*Rory hands her mom a cup of coffee*
Lorelei: I love having you work in the diner
Rory: Yeah well that is the ONLY advantage of being here, always having coffee. The rest is horrible
*Rory gives the withering stare at Jess*
Lorelei: So our little plan does not seem to be working, so we have another plan
Luke: No she has another plan; I'm just going along because I like to see you suffer
Jess: Thanks Uncle Luke, I love you too.
Rory: Mom, another one? Have you been watching Passions again? I know you want to be in a soap opera but do you really have to punish me in the process?
Lorelei: I'm doing it for your own good
Jess: Sure you are
Lorelei: ANYWAY, we've decided we are going on a family trip
Rory and Jess: WHAT?
Lorelei: because you guys don't seem to be working it out on your own, we are going to watch you 24 hours a day and make sure you guys get along
Luke: So we are leaving tomorrow morning, early at 6 o clock so be ready
Rory: Where are we going?
Jess: What about the diner?
Luke: Caesar is going to look after it.
Lorelei: And we're going to Lasandy beach, so bring your bathing suits, now we're going out to supper so I'll talk to you later
Rory: Bye mom
*They exit the diner, Lorelei skipping and Luke shaking his head after her*
Jess: Well I guess we have to pack, let's close up
Rory: Let's go
*Rory and Jess are lying in bed wrapped in each other's arms*
Rory: I can't believe we have to go on vacation
Jess: This will be some fun filled days
*Rory untangles herself from Jess and gets out of bed*
Jess: Where are you going? We have to get some sleep, if they are going to be here at 6
*Rory is standing by the dresser with the alarm clock in her hands*
Rory: Exactly, if they are going to be here at 6 we wouldn't want them to find us like this, so I will set the alarm for 5:30 and I will go back to my own room
Jess: A gal with a plan, I like that, but if you don't come back to bed I'll have to come out there and get you.
Rory: Your wish is my command
*Rory gets back into bed*
Jess: Oh if that is so, I wish Nick and Nora can come out and play
Rory: I'm not that kind of genie
Jess: goodnight Rory
Rory: goodnight Jess
Jess: I loathe you
Rory: I loathe you too.
*The next morning. Luke and Lorelei walk through the apartment door*
Lorelei: Oh Mini-Me? Where are you? We're going on our joyous vacation
*Cut to Rory and Jess still in one bed*
Rory: Oh No!! They're early, Jess, Jess wake up! They're here.
Jess: What? They're here? You have to get out of here.
*Cut to Luke and Lorelei still in the living room*
Luke: Let's go wake up Jess first, he takes longer
*Luke and Lorelei walk to Jess's room and open the door. They see Jess alone sleeping in his bed. They walk forward so they are at the end of the bed*
Lorelei: He actually looks kind of sweet when he is sleeping.
Luke: Don't let that fool you.
*You see Rory sneak from behind the door and out to her own room*
Luke: Take the blankets off him; I'll turn on the lights
Jess: No need, I'm up, let the games begin
Lorelei: YEAH!
Jess: Now get out, I have to get dressed
Lorelei: Let's get Rory up now. I'm so excited!
Jess: Whoopi
*The four travelers are packing up the car outside the diner*
Lorelei: SHOT GUN!
Rory: How come you get the front seat
Jess: I don't want to sit beside her.
Luke: Get in the back
Rory: fine
Jess: fine
*An hour into the drive Rory moves her hand onto Jess's leg. Jess surprised by the hand looks towards the front seat. Rory just smiles and writes using her finger; I love you on his leg. Jess smiles and starts writing it on her leg when Lorelei turns around. Rory notices her mom and*
Rory: Jess! Stop poking me. Mom he's poking me, make him stop
Luke: Jess
*Jess shakes his head, but smiling. *
*Whispers so only Rory could hear*
Jess: I can't believe you did that.