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Summary: Rory and Jess won't stop fighting so Luke and Lorelei make them move in together.
AN- I want to thank all the people who reviewed my story I'm finally at 100, I've stopped writing this story like 2 times now. If I read someone's review that is mean I stop writing it, but then I read everyone else's so I start again. Just to clear people up I know this story is an AU. Now I had an idea. If anyone out there is a javajunkie fanfic writer maybe you could write what happens to them during this little experiment. And Rory and Jess have not had sex. Question do you want them to? Anyway, I hate Author notes so I never read them so why am I writing one?? So back to the story.
*An hour into the drive Rory moves her hand onto Jess's leg. Jess surprised by the hand looks towards the front seat. Rory just smiles and writes using her finger; I love you on his leg. Jess smiles and starts writing it on her leg when Lorelei turns around. Rory notices her mom and*
Rory: Jess! Stop poking me. Mom he's poking me, make him stop
Luke: Jess
*Jess shakes his head, but smiling. *
*Whispers so only Rory could hear*
Jess: I can't believe you did that.
*Four hours later. Rory and Jess have fallen asleep. Rory unconsciously leans against Jess, and Jess puts his arm around Rory, drawing her closer*
Lor: Awwwww they're actually getting along
Luke: They're asleep
Lor: So that still counts...
Lor: We should play a prank on them
Luke: No
Lor: Yes
Luke: No
Lor: Yes
Luke: No
Lor: Yes
Luke: Yes
Lor: No
Luke: HA!
Lor: Wait that's no fair
Luke: Finally!
Lor: You're no fun
Luke: I wasn't fun last night?
Lor: DIRTY!
Lor: You don't think they are having as much fun as we are do you?
Luke: THEY BETTER NOT BE!
Lor: Shhhhhhh, you'll wake them, and it was finally quiet
*What Luke and Lorelei didn't see was Jess peaking his eyes open and quickly closing them*
Lor: It's going to be weird, super-crazy-what-am-I-going-to-do-weird not having you next to me when we sleep tonight
Luke: Yeah, but maybe we can arrange something?
Lor: Awwww, I always knew you were a softie
Luke: Lorelei...
Lor: Fine, fine, it will be our little secret.
Luke: So why don't I sneak into your room, tonight, say 1 o'clock?
Lor: I like a man with a plan
Luke: OK it is getting really creepy; it's waaaay too quiet. I think they killed each other.
Lor: We'll be there in a couple minutes let's let them sleep
*In the backseat Rory starts whispering, so to begin with only Jess could hear*
Rory: Ooooh, Jess, Nick and Nora want to come out and play
Jess: WHAT!!
*Jess bolts upright. Luke and Lorelei both turn around. Rory awakens*
Luke: What the hell?
Lor: Watch the road.
Rory: What's going on?
*Rory says still sleepy*
Jess: Nothing, Nothing I just had a bad DREAM
Rory: ohhh, OOOOOH
*Finally getting it*
Lor: What's going on?
Rory and Jess: Nothing!
Luke: Sure.. Well we're here
Lor: YEAHHHHHH!
Jess: Yeaaaaah *sarcastically*
Luke: I'll go check in, you guys grab the bags
Lor: Aye, Aye captain
Luke: Don't call me that
Lor: sure chief! Let's go get our room
*Lor skips off to the direction of the lobby leaving Jess and Rory*
Jess: So having dreams about me again?
*Rory says nothing but crosses her arms over her chest*
Jess: Did you say something about Nick and Nora because I'm sure I can help you with that.
Rory: Not anymore mister.
Jess: We'll see about that
Rory: Did Mom and Luke hear? Please tell me they didn't her.
Jess: No I caused a scene before they could hear anything. You owe me; you should give me an award instead of punishing me and being mad at me
Rory: I don't know..
Jess: I also have a little bit of information about Luke and Lorelei I overheard when they thought we were asleep, but if you're not really talking to me I guess you will never know.
Rory: TELL ME
Jess: What do I get?
Rory: TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME
Jess: I still need a little convincing, I think we need to bring in Nick and Nora
Rory: I'll tell you what, you come to my room tonight and I think we can work out a deal.
Jess: Deal
*Lorelei walks up*
Lor: We got the room keys, Jess you're in room 233, Rory you're in room 235, I'm across the hall in room 234 and Luke is beside me.
Rory: How come we have separate rooms?
Lor: There was a special.
Rory: Of course
Lor: So Ror, what are your plans for tonight?
Rory: I think I'm going to take a bath and go to bed, what about you?
*Jess looks upset at her answer*
Lor: Probably get some coffee and go to bed
Jess: How can you go to sleep after coffee?
Lor: Us Gilmore's are immune to it of course
Rory: I thought you knew us better
Jess: Sorry my mistake. Rory can I talk to you for a second over here
Rory: O.K. I guess
Lor: There they go again
*Rory and Jess walk over to the vending machines, which is in a little alcove. Rory kisses Jess but he pushes her away*
Jess: I thought we were having a little date tonight
Rory: We are
Jess: You just said you were going to have a bath
Rory: I am, so bring the rubber ducky
*With that Rory walks away with a smile on her face, Jess follows with a similar smile*
Jess: Grrrrr.
*Rory is in her hotel bathroom lighting candles; Jess is walking down the hall in his robe, when Luke comes out of his hotel room, both with smiles on their faces. They don't see each other and bump into one another. *
Jess: Hey watch it.. Luke?
Luke: Jess?
Jess: What are you doing out here?
Luke: Umm. I.I'm, HEY WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?
Jess: Well, I'm.I'm getting ice
Luke: Where's your bucket?
Jess: Thanks for reminding me, I almost forgot, I'm going to go back inside to get that, but what are you doing out here?
Luke: That's none of your business
Jess: But I'm just your little nephew that is worried about his great uncle. Is that a crime?
Luke: I'm getting a pop, from the vending machines
Jess: I see
Luke: Yup, so I guess we'll go together
Jess: Great, let me just get my bucket
Luke: Take your time
*Jess, goes inside his room and comes out a few seconds later, Luke has already started walking down the hall*
Jess: Hey Uncles Luke, you weren't going to leave without me were you?
Luke: Of course not, I was just mapping the way there, so we wouldn't get lost
Jess: Huh
Luke: So...... How's it going with Rory?
Jess: Horrible, what about you and Lorelei?
Luke: Fine, so here we are
Jess: Huh
Luke: Stop saying that
Jess: Huh
Luke: Well why don't you go ahead without me, I just can't choose what pop to get
Jess: great
*Jess turns the corner and starts walking back to his room, when he gets there he looks around, seeing if Luke is coming and walks to Rory's room, he knocks on the door, the door quickly opens and he is yanked inside by the collar of his robe. *
Rory: What took you so long? The bath is getting cold
Jess: I know a way to warm it up?
Rory: What? What does that even mean?
Jess: I'm not really sure, but it sounded good in my head
Rory: Where were you?
Jess: I got some ice
Rory: Why?
Jess: Well I ran into Luke on my way here
Rory: NO!
Jess: YES
Rory: Don't mock me. What did you say?
Jess: Well I told him I was getting some ice
Rory: Hence the ice
Jess: Yeah he followed me all the way to the ice machine
Rory: He didn't!
Jess: But I think he had an ulterior motive.
Rory: What?
Jess: I thought we were going to work out a deal?
Rory: I think we can work something out in the bathroom, why don't you go in there, and make yourself comfortable?
Jess: What are you going to do?
Rory: Get somethings ready
Jess: Be quick
*Jess walks into the master bathroom and sees candles all over the room, around the Jacuzzi*
Jess: This place looks great
Rory: Well I had a little EXTRA TIME
Jess: Yeah, yeah, yeah
*Jess strips off his robe and climbs in the Jacuzzi. He sees the lights dim and romantic music starts playing. Rory walks in with a robe on also. Jess cat calls. Rory teases Jess with a little strip tease. Slowly lifting the hem of her robe to show off her leg, and rings it back down. Then Rory turns around and lowers the top*
Jess: TEASE!
Rory: You don't like my performance?
Jess: Just get in
Rory: Fine
*Rory says pouting, she then drops her robe*
Jess: HEY! No fair!
*You see Rory getting in the Jacuzzi with a bathing suit on*
Rory: All's fair in love and war. Well someone's happy to see me
Jess: Fine if you're going to be like that I guess you don't want to know what's going on with Luke and your mom
Rory: OK, OK, OK, what do I have to do?
Jess: I think I'm a little lonely, I think I need some company like Nick and Nora
Rory: I guess they could make a guest appearance, can you untie me?
Jess: Sure come on over
*Rory wades over and turns around, Jess starts kissing her neck and unties her bikini
Jess: Huh
Rory: What?
Jess: They were much more talkative last time we met.
Rory: Oh stop it
*Rory and Jess are sitting side by side of each other with Jess's around around Rory drawing her close.*
Rory: So tell me!
Jess: I don't know what you are talking about
Rory: Fine then give me back my bikini
Jess: Oh you mean this one?
*Jess holds Rory's bathing suit high to the ceiling*
Rory: Give it back!
*Rory starts jumping up and down to get her top*
Jess: Mmmmm. Jiggly
*Rory gasps loudly, grabs her top, puts it back on and goes to the other side of the Jacuzzi.*
Rory: I can't believe you did that
Jess: I'm sorry Rory
*silence*
Jess: Please forgive me? Would it help if I apologize to Nick and Nora also?
*silence*
Jess: Would if help if I told you some news about Luke and your mom?
*in a quiet voice*
Rory: maybe
Jess: O.K.
*Jess wades his ways over to Rory*
Jess: So on our way here, Luke and Lorelei were talking, they thought we were asleep. Your mom said it would be weird to not be sleeping with Uncle Luke tonight
Rory: NO
Jess: I thought you weren't talking to me?
Rory: Well I'd be less mad if you had more secrets to tell me
Jess: Then you mom asked Luke if he thought we were having as much fun as they were
Rory: If they only knew
Jess: So does that make up for earlier
Rory: I guess, but I think Nick and Nora need a little more work on
Jess: Well lets see what we can do
*Jess leans over and kisses Rory, Rory responds and straddles Jess. Jess unties Rory's bikini, his hands start to make their way up when they hear*
Lor: Hello? Rory are you here?
Rory: I have to get out of here, I have to hide
*Rory dunks herself underwater. Jess tries to pull Rory up*
Rory: What are you doing I have to hide!
Jess: This is your room
Rory: THEN YOU HAVE TO HIDE!!!
*Rory pushes Jess underwater the moment Lorelei walked in the bathroom*
Lor: Hey sweets, what's going on here?
Rory: Just having a bath, is there anything you need?
Lor: Why are there so many candles?
Rory: Well they don't have a bath at Luke's, so can I help you with anything?
Lor: Do you have the curling iron
*Jess grabs Rory's leg urgently from underwater*
Rory: Outside in my suitcase, go check in there
Lor: O.K
*Lorelei exits the bathroom, Jess quickly submerges from below breathing heavily*
Jess: What. took. so. long?
Rory: GET DOWN!
*Rory pushes Jess under again*
Lor: Hon it's not out there
Rory: Oh, sorry, check in the drawer
Lor: Thanks! So why do you have two bathrobes?
Rory: what?
Lor: there are two bathrobes on the ground
Rory: oh.
Lor: You don't have someone in there do you?
Rory: Ha.Ha (nervous laughter) Of course not
Lor: Then why do you have 2 robes
Rory: I couldn't choose which one I like better
Lor: they are the same.
Rory: Why are you interrogating me?
Lor: Oh Hon, I was just wondering
Rory: Mom, I think you should leave, you aren't making my first bath in a long time really peaceful
Lor: Oh, Ok, I'm sorry...bye
*Lorelei exits the bathroom, and Rory pulls Jess from below*
Rory: You are so great!
*Rory starts kissing Jess but Jess pushes her away*
Rory: What?
*Rory is worried*
Jess: I just need to catch my breath
Rory: Oh
*Jess breathes in and out, in and out*
Jess: OK
*Jess then pulls Rory into a passionate kiss*
Summary: Rory and Jess won't stop fighting so Luke and Lorelei make them move in together.
AN- I want to thank all the people who reviewed my story I'm finally at 100, I've stopped writing this story like 2 times now. If I read someone's review that is mean I stop writing it, but then I read everyone else's so I start again. Just to clear people up I know this story is an AU. Now I had an idea. If anyone out there is a javajunkie fanfic writer maybe you could write what happens to them during this little experiment. And Rory and Jess have not had sex. Question do you want them to? Anyway, I hate Author notes so I never read them so why am I writing one?? So back to the story.
*An hour into the drive Rory moves her hand onto Jess's leg. Jess surprised by the hand looks towards the front seat. Rory just smiles and writes using her finger; I love you on his leg. Jess smiles and starts writing it on her leg when Lorelei turns around. Rory notices her mom and*
Rory: Jess! Stop poking me. Mom he's poking me, make him stop
Luke: Jess
*Jess shakes his head, but smiling. *
*Whispers so only Rory could hear*
Jess: I can't believe you did that.
*Four hours later. Rory and Jess have fallen asleep. Rory unconsciously leans against Jess, and Jess puts his arm around Rory, drawing her closer*
Lor: Awwwww they're actually getting along
Luke: They're asleep
Lor: So that still counts...
Lor: We should play a prank on them
Luke: No
Lor: Yes
Luke: No
Lor: Yes
Luke: No
Lor: Yes
Luke: Yes
Lor: No
Luke: HA!
Lor: Wait that's no fair
Luke: Finally!
Lor: You're no fun
Luke: I wasn't fun last night?
Lor: DIRTY!
Lor: You don't think they are having as much fun as we are do you?
Luke: THEY BETTER NOT BE!
Lor: Shhhhhhh, you'll wake them, and it was finally quiet
*What Luke and Lorelei didn't see was Jess peaking his eyes open and quickly closing them*
Lor: It's going to be weird, super-crazy-what-am-I-going-to-do-weird not having you next to me when we sleep tonight
Luke: Yeah, but maybe we can arrange something?
Lor: Awwww, I always knew you were a softie
Luke: Lorelei...
Lor: Fine, fine, it will be our little secret.
Luke: So why don't I sneak into your room, tonight, say 1 o'clock?
Lor: I like a man with a plan
Luke: OK it is getting really creepy; it's waaaay too quiet. I think they killed each other.
Lor: We'll be there in a couple minutes let's let them sleep
*In the backseat Rory starts whispering, so to begin with only Jess could hear*
Rory: Ooooh, Jess, Nick and Nora want to come out and play
Jess: WHAT!!
*Jess bolts upright. Luke and Lorelei both turn around. Rory awakens*
Luke: What the hell?
Lor: Watch the road.
Rory: What's going on?
*Rory says still sleepy*
Jess: Nothing, Nothing I just had a bad DREAM
Rory: ohhh, OOOOOH
*Finally getting it*
Lor: What's going on?
Rory and Jess: Nothing!
Luke: Sure.. Well we're here
Lor: YEAHHHHHH!
Jess: Yeaaaaah *sarcastically*
Luke: I'll go check in, you guys grab the bags
Lor: Aye, Aye captain
Luke: Don't call me that
Lor: sure chief! Let's go get our room
*Lor skips off to the direction of the lobby leaving Jess and Rory*
Jess: So having dreams about me again?
*Rory says nothing but crosses her arms over her chest*
Jess: Did you say something about Nick and Nora because I'm sure I can help you with that.
Rory: Not anymore mister.
Jess: We'll see about that
Rory: Did Mom and Luke hear? Please tell me they didn't her.
Jess: No I caused a scene before they could hear anything. You owe me; you should give me an award instead of punishing me and being mad at me
Rory: I don't know..
Jess: I also have a little bit of information about Luke and Lorelei I overheard when they thought we were asleep, but if you're not really talking to me I guess you will never know.
Rory: TELL ME
Jess: What do I get?
Rory: TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME
Jess: I still need a little convincing, I think we need to bring in Nick and Nora
Rory: I'll tell you what, you come to my room tonight and I think we can work out a deal.
Jess: Deal
*Lorelei walks up*
Lor: We got the room keys, Jess you're in room 233, Rory you're in room 235, I'm across the hall in room 234 and Luke is beside me.
Rory: How come we have separate rooms?
Lor: There was a special.
Rory: Of course
Lor: So Ror, what are your plans for tonight?
Rory: I think I'm going to take a bath and go to bed, what about you?
*Jess looks upset at her answer*
Lor: Probably get some coffee and go to bed
Jess: How can you go to sleep after coffee?
Lor: Us Gilmore's are immune to it of course
Rory: I thought you knew us better
Jess: Sorry my mistake. Rory can I talk to you for a second over here
Rory: O.K. I guess
Lor: There they go again
*Rory and Jess walk over to the vending machines, which is in a little alcove. Rory kisses Jess but he pushes her away*
Jess: I thought we were having a little date tonight
Rory: We are
Jess: You just said you were going to have a bath
Rory: I am, so bring the rubber ducky
*With that Rory walks away with a smile on her face, Jess follows with a similar smile*
Jess: Grrrrr.
*Rory is in her hotel bathroom lighting candles; Jess is walking down the hall in his robe, when Luke comes out of his hotel room, both with smiles on their faces. They don't see each other and bump into one another. *
Jess: Hey watch it.. Luke?
Luke: Jess?
Jess: What are you doing out here?
Luke: Umm. I.I'm, HEY WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?
Jess: Well, I'm.I'm getting ice
Luke: Where's your bucket?
Jess: Thanks for reminding me, I almost forgot, I'm going to go back inside to get that, but what are you doing out here?
Luke: That's none of your business
Jess: But I'm just your little nephew that is worried about his great uncle. Is that a crime?
Luke: I'm getting a pop, from the vending machines
Jess: I see
Luke: Yup, so I guess we'll go together
Jess: Great, let me just get my bucket
Luke: Take your time
*Jess, goes inside his room and comes out a few seconds later, Luke has already started walking down the hall*
Jess: Hey Uncles Luke, you weren't going to leave without me were you?
Luke: Of course not, I was just mapping the way there, so we wouldn't get lost
Jess: Huh
Luke: So...... How's it going with Rory?
Jess: Horrible, what about you and Lorelei?
Luke: Fine, so here we are
Jess: Huh
Luke: Stop saying that
Jess: Huh
Luke: Well why don't you go ahead without me, I just can't choose what pop to get
Jess: great
*Jess turns the corner and starts walking back to his room, when he gets there he looks around, seeing if Luke is coming and walks to Rory's room, he knocks on the door, the door quickly opens and he is yanked inside by the collar of his robe. *
Rory: What took you so long? The bath is getting cold
Jess: I know a way to warm it up?
Rory: What? What does that even mean?
Jess: I'm not really sure, but it sounded good in my head
Rory: Where were you?
Jess: I got some ice
Rory: Why?
Jess: Well I ran into Luke on my way here
Rory: NO!
Jess: YES
Rory: Don't mock me. What did you say?
Jess: Well I told him I was getting some ice
Rory: Hence the ice
Jess: Yeah he followed me all the way to the ice machine
Rory: He didn't!
Jess: But I think he had an ulterior motive.
Rory: What?
Jess: I thought we were going to work out a deal?
Rory: I think we can work something out in the bathroom, why don't you go in there, and make yourself comfortable?
Jess: What are you going to do?
Rory: Get somethings ready
Jess: Be quick
*Jess walks into the master bathroom and sees candles all over the room, around the Jacuzzi*
Jess: This place looks great
Rory: Well I had a little EXTRA TIME
Jess: Yeah, yeah, yeah
*Jess strips off his robe and climbs in the Jacuzzi. He sees the lights dim and romantic music starts playing. Rory walks in with a robe on also. Jess cat calls. Rory teases Jess with a little strip tease. Slowly lifting the hem of her robe to show off her leg, and rings it back down. Then Rory turns around and lowers the top*
Jess: TEASE!
Rory: You don't like my performance?
Jess: Just get in
Rory: Fine
*Rory says pouting, she then drops her robe*
Jess: HEY! No fair!
*You see Rory getting in the Jacuzzi with a bathing suit on*
Rory: All's fair in love and war. Well someone's happy to see me
Jess: Fine if you're going to be like that I guess you don't want to know what's going on with Luke and your mom
Rory: OK, OK, OK, what do I have to do?
Jess: I think I'm a little lonely, I think I need some company like Nick and Nora
Rory: I guess they could make a guest appearance, can you untie me?
Jess: Sure come on over
*Rory wades over and turns around, Jess starts kissing her neck and unties her bikini
Jess: Huh
Rory: What?
Jess: They were much more talkative last time we met.
Rory: Oh stop it
*Rory and Jess are sitting side by side of each other with Jess's around around Rory drawing her close.*
Rory: So tell me!
Jess: I don't know what you are talking about
Rory: Fine then give me back my bikini
Jess: Oh you mean this one?
*Jess holds Rory's bathing suit high to the ceiling*
Rory: Give it back!
*Rory starts jumping up and down to get her top*
Jess: Mmmmm. Jiggly
*Rory gasps loudly, grabs her top, puts it back on and goes to the other side of the Jacuzzi.*
Rory: I can't believe you did that
Jess: I'm sorry Rory
*silence*
Jess: Please forgive me? Would it help if I apologize to Nick and Nora also?
*silence*
Jess: Would if help if I told you some news about Luke and your mom?
*in a quiet voice*
Rory: maybe
Jess: O.K.
*Jess wades his ways over to Rory*
Jess: So on our way here, Luke and Lorelei were talking, they thought we were asleep. Your mom said it would be weird to not be sleeping with Uncle Luke tonight
Rory: NO
Jess: I thought you weren't talking to me?
Rory: Well I'd be less mad if you had more secrets to tell me
Jess: Then you mom asked Luke if he thought we were having as much fun as they were
Rory: If they only knew
Jess: So does that make up for earlier
Rory: I guess, but I think Nick and Nora need a little more work on
Jess: Well lets see what we can do
*Jess leans over and kisses Rory, Rory responds and straddles Jess. Jess unties Rory's bikini, his hands start to make their way up when they hear*
Lor: Hello? Rory are you here?
Rory: I have to get out of here, I have to hide
*Rory dunks herself underwater. Jess tries to pull Rory up*
Rory: What are you doing I have to hide!
Jess: This is your room
Rory: THEN YOU HAVE TO HIDE!!!
*Rory pushes Jess underwater the moment Lorelei walked in the bathroom*
Lor: Hey sweets, what's going on here?
Rory: Just having a bath, is there anything you need?
Lor: Why are there so many candles?
Rory: Well they don't have a bath at Luke's, so can I help you with anything?
Lor: Do you have the curling iron
*Jess grabs Rory's leg urgently from underwater*
Rory: Outside in my suitcase, go check in there
Lor: O.K
*Lorelei exits the bathroom, Jess quickly submerges from below breathing heavily*
Jess: What. took. so. long?
Rory: GET DOWN!
*Rory pushes Jess under again*
Lor: Hon it's not out there
Rory: Oh, sorry, check in the drawer
Lor: Thanks! So why do you have two bathrobes?
Rory: what?
Lor: there are two bathrobes on the ground
Rory: oh.
Lor: You don't have someone in there do you?
Rory: Ha.Ha (nervous laughter) Of course not
Lor: Then why do you have 2 robes
Rory: I couldn't choose which one I like better
Lor: they are the same.
Rory: Why are you interrogating me?
Lor: Oh Hon, I was just wondering
Rory: Mom, I think you should leave, you aren't making my first bath in a long time really peaceful
Lor: Oh, Ok, I'm sorry...bye
*Lorelei exits the bathroom, and Rory pulls Jess from below*
Rory: You are so great!
*Rory starts kissing Jess but Jess pushes her away*
Rory: What?
*Rory is worried*
Jess: I just need to catch my breath
Rory: Oh
*Jess breathes in and out, in and out*
Jess: OK
*Jess then pulls Rory into a passionate kiss*