Disclaimer: Wow, this thing just keeps getting longer! We do not own
Gundam Wing, Sir Mix A lot or anything he wrote, Boomin' Granny is from a
Beastie Boys' song, any type of brand name we don't own... etc... any other
characters that you know from something else... but the new characters that
you've never seen b4 are ours.
We only go one review so far :-( that really sux I'm hoping it was just because it was a holiday and no one is really online or home at the moment *Keyword: hope* So I'm expecting some more reviews this time, like many more reviews.
Chapter two (SunShineX's Chapter):
*Back at Wufei's Trowa's and Relena's headquarters*
Duo was just coming around. "Where am I?" He asked groggily. "Is this Heaven?"
"No, it isn't" Wufei said. "And if you had died, I wouldn't expect to find you in heaven."
"And don't worry dear, this is much worse than that other place." Relena said pulling out her cosmetics case.
"NOOOOOOO!!!" Duo yelled.
"Yes." Relena smiled evilly.
[A/N: Mika: Betcha didn't know that Relena had an evil side to her did you? Aki: How could she not?
She goes around screaming for some guy to kill her. She's probably an immortal demon thing out for a
laugh...]
Relena was about to smear Magenta Love Potion Grape-Scented Mouth-Watering- Mango-Pear-Passion-
Fruit Flavored eyeshadow over Duo's eyelids. Because of her amazingly evil evil side, she slowly told Duo
every part of the name.
"Magenta" cringe "Love-Potion" shudder "Grape-Scented" thinks: 'Why not lemon scented?...' "Mouth-
Watering-" thinks: oh, that's why. "Mango-Pear-Passion-Fruit Flavored" At this point Duo interrupted.
"Oh the horror! Please, I'll tell you anything you want to know, anything! Just don't make me wear
flavored cosmetics! Please, please, NO FLAVORS!!!! Oh the inhumanity!!!" Duo broke down and sobbed,
shuddering so badly that the chair he was tied to rocked back and forth. Bob [A/N: Aki: For all you
fanfic newbies, Bob is Duo's braid] was whipping back and forth. A small white flag sprouted from the end
and it began to wave even more vigorously, even though Duo had stopped moving. [A/N: Aki: I just
realized, Duo said 'please' 3 times in a single paragraph. Sry! My mistake!]
Relena was laughing evilly [A/N: Aki: like the Boris Something-or-other dude who played the evil villain in 1950's movies. No wait! He's really cool! Relena doesn't deserve a cool evil laugh. She deserves a laugh
like Quatre's crazy "I'm a rabid squirrel on crack" laugh.] and was slowly lowering the applicator to Duo's
scrunched-up eyelids [A/N: Mika: No! Don't do that to Duo! What has he done to deserve this? What will
Anzu say?!? Aki: True, Duo has done nothing to deserve this, but he's the only innocentish sillyish one
to torture. And Anzu will say something like "No, not Duo! *Sob, sob* *Reads more* Ha ha ha ha ha!"]
When a really old lady with a boom box over her shoulder came power-walking came into view. Her boom
box was blaring "Baby Got Back"
"I like! Big! Butts!" Sang the old lady. Relena dropped the eyeshadow applicator. Wufei turned purple at
the thought of a really really old onna interrupting his sweet, sweet revenge, twitch... twitch...
preciiiiiiiiioussssss revennnnnnnnnge, my preeeeciousssssss. [A/N: Aki: Sry. Golem Moment! =^.^=]
Trowa just stared and said something in morse code. "...--...-" Duo's jaw dropped for a second, and then he
yelled "Hey! Granny! Gimme a hand? I have a Sir Mix -A- Lot CD in my hair for ya!" The old lady didn't
even look at him. "Sorry, sonny! This is a mixed CD. And I can't stop now, I'm only on my 5th mile!
Oh! Ba-by!"
Duo looked really desperate. "No! Don't go! I need you, Boomin' Granny!"
The old lady just kept walking.
[Mika: Yea well Sh*t happens, sux for Duo. Hope you guys liked it as usual. R&R or R&F either does nicely. And btw you guys should read Earning Their Wings by Tori Yuki Ichimura. IT ROCKS!! Neways back to the drawing board. *Shuffles off to dungeon-like room*]
We only go one review so far :-( that really sux I'm hoping it was just because it was a holiday and no one is really online or home at the moment *Keyword: hope* So I'm expecting some more reviews this time, like many more reviews.
Chapter two (SunShineX's Chapter):
*Back at Wufei's Trowa's and Relena's headquarters*
Duo was just coming around. "Where am I?" He asked groggily. "Is this Heaven?"
"No, it isn't" Wufei said. "And if you had died, I wouldn't expect to find you in heaven."
"And don't worry dear, this is much worse than that other place." Relena said pulling out her cosmetics case.
"NOOOOOOO!!!" Duo yelled.
"Yes." Relena smiled evilly.
[A/N: Mika: Betcha didn't know that Relena had an evil side to her did you? Aki: How could she not?
She goes around screaming for some guy to kill her. She's probably an immortal demon thing out for a
laugh...]
Relena was about to smear Magenta Love Potion Grape-Scented Mouth-Watering- Mango-Pear-Passion-
Fruit Flavored eyeshadow over Duo's eyelids. Because of her amazingly evil evil side, she slowly told Duo
every part of the name.
"Magenta" cringe "Love-Potion" shudder "Grape-Scented" thinks: 'Why not lemon scented?...' "Mouth-
Watering-" thinks: oh, that's why. "Mango-Pear-Passion-Fruit Flavored" At this point Duo interrupted.
"Oh the horror! Please, I'll tell you anything you want to know, anything! Just don't make me wear
flavored cosmetics! Please, please, NO FLAVORS!!!! Oh the inhumanity!!!" Duo broke down and sobbed,
shuddering so badly that the chair he was tied to rocked back and forth. Bob [A/N: Aki: For all you
fanfic newbies, Bob is Duo's braid] was whipping back and forth. A small white flag sprouted from the end
and it began to wave even more vigorously, even though Duo had stopped moving. [A/N: Aki: I just
realized, Duo said 'please' 3 times in a single paragraph. Sry! My mistake!]
Relena was laughing evilly [A/N: Aki: like the Boris Something-or-other dude who played the evil villain in 1950's movies. No wait! He's really cool! Relena doesn't deserve a cool evil laugh. She deserves a laugh
like Quatre's crazy "I'm a rabid squirrel on crack" laugh.] and was slowly lowering the applicator to Duo's
scrunched-up eyelids [A/N: Mika: No! Don't do that to Duo! What has he done to deserve this? What will
Anzu say?!? Aki: True, Duo has done nothing to deserve this, but he's the only innocentish sillyish one
to torture. And Anzu will say something like "No, not Duo! *Sob, sob* *Reads more* Ha ha ha ha ha!"]
When a really old lady with a boom box over her shoulder came power-walking came into view. Her boom
box was blaring "Baby Got Back"
"I like! Big! Butts!" Sang the old lady. Relena dropped the eyeshadow applicator. Wufei turned purple at
the thought of a really really old onna interrupting his sweet, sweet revenge, twitch... twitch...
preciiiiiiiiioussssss revennnnnnnnnge, my preeeeciousssssss. [A/N: Aki: Sry. Golem Moment! =^.^=]
Trowa just stared and said something in morse code. "...--...-" Duo's jaw dropped for a second, and then he
yelled "Hey! Granny! Gimme a hand? I have a Sir Mix -A- Lot CD in my hair for ya!" The old lady didn't
even look at him. "Sorry, sonny! This is a mixed CD. And I can't stop now, I'm only on my 5th mile!
Oh! Ba-by!"
Duo looked really desperate. "No! Don't go! I need you, Boomin' Granny!"
The old lady just kept walking.
[Mika: Yea well Sh*t happens, sux for Duo. Hope you guys liked it as usual. R&R or R&F either does nicely. And btw you guys should read Earning Their Wings by Tori Yuki Ichimura. IT ROCKS!! Neways back to the drawing board. *Shuffles off to dungeon-like room*]