Disclaimer: We don't own a lot of these characters except for the ones we
made up, end of story.
Chapter four, MS & SunSX both wrote parts of this chapter.
They reached the front foyer when the door bell rang. Quatre looked at Heero.
"Uh uh! There's no way you're going to get me to open that door!"
"Now who's chicken?" Quatre asked triumphantly.
"Quatre, a spider!" Heero yelled. Quatre squeaked and did one of those little dances. (Kinda like when a
lambkin has to go to the bathroom...) Quatre stopped when he finally noticed there was no spider.
"Meanie-butt." He mumbled.
Quatre crept towards the door and opened it. Five girls stood there. One looked confused as to what time
of day it was, where she was, and what the Sam's Hill she was doing there. It looked as though she had just
woken up. She was wearing a shirt that said 'I need a nap' in fuzzy lettering(Haru). The next one was
wearing total camo from head to toe with combat boots(Midori). Then there was the one that looked
as if she was off in another world... Maybe Venus once it becomes habitable again. She wore a pen behind
her ear and a grey shirt that said "Stop Reading My Shirt"(Akihana). One girl looked Korean and was wearing
black Sketchers sandals, parachute pants, and a black teeshirt with an Oriental dragon on it(Anzu). Then
there was a girl that hung back from the pack of girls. She wore mostly black except for a red and black
bracelet and an orange streak in her hair. She had multiple piercings, one on her eyebrow, a few on her ear
etc. The shirt she wore didn't have any wording in particular but her face gave a clear message,[A/N Aki:
Once you finish slandering our good names, well what's left of our good names, will you read the disclaimer
Mi? Mika: What good names?] 'Mess with me and you're a** is grass'(Mikazuki).
Quatre looked at Heero and said, "I knew I should've made you open the door."
"Hey, you guys seen a couple of little men that look like kids pass through here?" Asked Anzu.
"Actually we were just looking for them." Quatre said. "They kicked Heero really hard in the-"
Heero pulled Quatre to the side, "Don't talk to them Quatre, you don't know if they're on our side or not.
Didn't your mom teach you to not talk to strangers?"
Quatre's eyes got all big and watery and he started mumbling about how nobody on this planet has any
respect for guys who are fake test tube babies who's mothers died giving birth to them, even though they
were test tube babies so they were grown and not born and never had anything to do with the labor
process,
until he had himself sufficiently confused.
"Strangers or people that just look stranger than him?" Midori asked pointing at Quatre.
"She does have a point." Haru said, cocking her head to one side. "He does look a bit gay."
"Hey that's not very nice!" Quatre protested looking down at his favorite pink shirt.
"Bite me." Akihana said.
"Don't tell him that," Anzu said. "He may have rabies."
"It doesn't matter if he does or not." Mikazuki said uninterested. "He's not the type to bite."
"And how can you tell?" Heero asked.
"Mostly only girls bite." She replied.
"Do you bite?" Heero asked raising his eyebrows. Mikazuki just looked at him. "Okay then..."
"Let's find those midgets and get out of here ok?" Mikazuki asked.
"DON'T call them midgets. It'll be a painful experience." Heero warned. [A/N Anne: Please note that we
did not write about how his hands instinctively flexed into a groin- protecting position...:-P]
"Hmm... It's that kind." Mikazuki said. Even if she didn't want to admit it, Heero could see fear in her eyes....
Those damn midgets. [A/N Mikazuki: I didn't realize how funny that sounded until right now.]
"Let's split up." Akihana said. "We'll find them faster."
"Hold on." said Quatre "Why do you want these guys?"
Haru held up a high-heeled shoe that had bite marks all over it. "If Quatre doesn't bite, these things do,
apparently."
"Oh God!" Heero screamed as he protected his 'area'.
"Don't worry,"Mikazuki said. "NO ONE would even put their mouth there."
Heero glared at Mikazuki.
"Heero don't take it personal." Quatre said. "No one would do that for me either." Heero glared at him
instead.
"That's definitely not comforting." Midori mumbled.
"I'm sorry Midori, I couldn't hear you. What did you say?" Haru asked grinning.
"Allergies" Midori said coughing. "Ok Akihana you can come with me, Quatre can go with Haru and Anzu,
and since Heero and Mikazuki get along so well together, they can go together."
"I knew sending her to the rangers was a bad idea." Mikazuki said.
Quatre, Anzu, and Haru wandered off. "Hey, do you want to see my wardrobe?" Quatre asked.
"Really?" Haru asked excitedly.
"What have I gotten myself into?" Anzu asked regretfully.
Once they reached Quatres room they noticed that something wasn't right. The bottom left door panel was
kicked in.
"What happened here?" Anzu asked.
"My door!" cried Quatre.
Haru stepped away from the door. "There aren't any loose heating vents in there, are there?"
"There weren't any loose ones the last time I checked." Quatre said. "But it looks like something got into
my room since then."
"A very small thing." Anzu pointed out. [A/N Mika: that sounds so wrong!]
They cautiously entered the room and looked around. There were rummaging noises in the closet. Haru
and Anzu ran to the closet and shut the door quickly before the munchkins could get out. Quatre called
the other search parties by walkie talkies that all of a sudden appeared. The other searchers came running
into the room.
"Finally" said Midori "Now I can get those..." Before she could finish her sentence two small figures fell
out of the ceiling.
"What the Sam Hill!?" Anzu cried. For a few minutes everyone was fighting the munchkins frantically.
Midori disappeared for a couple of minutes. Then a heating vent panel fell onto one of the munchkins and it
disappeared. The other one snuck out some how.
"Well what do you know?" Midori said. "A loose heating vent!" She exclaimed as a screwdriver fell out of
her pocket. [A/N Mika: Just don't ask about the heating vent... it was a sad and painful story for my
head and Midori's toe. Aki: I wasn't @ Haru's when it happened, but the short 20-minute recollection of
pain was actually *REALLY REALLY FUNNY*!!!!!!!!j/k Mika: Sure it wasn't funny... you just don't want
to get beaten up.]
Everyone sat down to take a breather. "So, what's up?" Haru asked. She had returned to her usually
talkative self.
"Well, lemme see, the munchkins, syrup, well that's on the floor now, but Duo... hey wait a minute. Where
is Duo?" Quatre wondered. "Oh yea! He's still being held hostage. Maybe we should rescue him about
now."
"Did you just say Duo?" Anzu asked, "As in the Gundam Pilot Duo?"
Oh great, Heero thought, another Duo lover.
"Ok let's see," Midori said, "Anzu, Mika, Heero, Aki, and I will go get him. Haru and Quatre can stay
here just in case that midget comes back."
[Looooong chapter... Yep, I got nothin' else 2 say R&R...]
Chapter four, MS & SunSX both wrote parts of this chapter.
They reached the front foyer when the door bell rang. Quatre looked at Heero.
"Uh uh! There's no way you're going to get me to open that door!"
"Now who's chicken?" Quatre asked triumphantly.
"Quatre, a spider!" Heero yelled. Quatre squeaked and did one of those little dances. (Kinda like when a
lambkin has to go to the bathroom...) Quatre stopped when he finally noticed there was no spider.
"Meanie-butt." He mumbled.
Quatre crept towards the door and opened it. Five girls stood there. One looked confused as to what time
of day it was, where she was, and what the Sam's Hill she was doing there. It looked as though she had just
woken up. She was wearing a shirt that said 'I need a nap' in fuzzy lettering(Haru). The next one was
wearing total camo from head to toe with combat boots(Midori). Then there was the one that looked
as if she was off in another world... Maybe Venus once it becomes habitable again. She wore a pen behind
her ear and a grey shirt that said "Stop Reading My Shirt"(Akihana). One girl looked Korean and was wearing
black Sketchers sandals, parachute pants, and a black teeshirt with an Oriental dragon on it(Anzu). Then
there was a girl that hung back from the pack of girls. She wore mostly black except for a red and black
bracelet and an orange streak in her hair. She had multiple piercings, one on her eyebrow, a few on her ear
etc. The shirt she wore didn't have any wording in particular but her face gave a clear message,[A/N Aki:
Once you finish slandering our good names, well what's left of our good names, will you read the disclaimer
Mi? Mika: What good names?] 'Mess with me and you're a** is grass'(Mikazuki).
Quatre looked at Heero and said, "I knew I should've made you open the door."
"Hey, you guys seen a couple of little men that look like kids pass through here?" Asked Anzu.
"Actually we were just looking for them." Quatre said. "They kicked Heero really hard in the-"
Heero pulled Quatre to the side, "Don't talk to them Quatre, you don't know if they're on our side or not.
Didn't your mom teach you to not talk to strangers?"
Quatre's eyes got all big and watery and he started mumbling about how nobody on this planet has any
respect for guys who are fake test tube babies who's mothers died giving birth to them, even though they
were test tube babies so they were grown and not born and never had anything to do with the labor
process,
until he had himself sufficiently confused.
"Strangers or people that just look stranger than him?" Midori asked pointing at Quatre.
"She does have a point." Haru said, cocking her head to one side. "He does look a bit gay."
"Hey that's not very nice!" Quatre protested looking down at his favorite pink shirt.
"Bite me." Akihana said.
"Don't tell him that," Anzu said. "He may have rabies."
"It doesn't matter if he does or not." Mikazuki said uninterested. "He's not the type to bite."
"And how can you tell?" Heero asked.
"Mostly only girls bite." She replied.
"Do you bite?" Heero asked raising his eyebrows. Mikazuki just looked at him. "Okay then..."
"Let's find those midgets and get out of here ok?" Mikazuki asked.
"DON'T call them midgets. It'll be a painful experience." Heero warned. [A/N Anne: Please note that we
did not write about how his hands instinctively flexed into a groin- protecting position...:-P]
"Hmm... It's that kind." Mikazuki said. Even if she didn't want to admit it, Heero could see fear in her eyes....
Those damn midgets. [A/N Mikazuki: I didn't realize how funny that sounded until right now.]
"Let's split up." Akihana said. "We'll find them faster."
"Hold on." said Quatre "Why do you want these guys?"
Haru held up a high-heeled shoe that had bite marks all over it. "If Quatre doesn't bite, these things do,
apparently."
"Oh God!" Heero screamed as he protected his 'area'.
"Don't worry,"Mikazuki said. "NO ONE would even put their mouth there."
Heero glared at Mikazuki.
"Heero don't take it personal." Quatre said. "No one would do that for me either." Heero glared at him
instead.
"That's definitely not comforting." Midori mumbled.
"I'm sorry Midori, I couldn't hear you. What did you say?" Haru asked grinning.
"Allergies" Midori said coughing. "Ok Akihana you can come with me, Quatre can go with Haru and Anzu,
and since Heero and Mikazuki get along so well together, they can go together."
"I knew sending her to the rangers was a bad idea." Mikazuki said.
Quatre, Anzu, and Haru wandered off. "Hey, do you want to see my wardrobe?" Quatre asked.
"Really?" Haru asked excitedly.
"What have I gotten myself into?" Anzu asked regretfully.
Once they reached Quatres room they noticed that something wasn't right. The bottom left door panel was
kicked in.
"What happened here?" Anzu asked.
"My door!" cried Quatre.
Haru stepped away from the door. "There aren't any loose heating vents in there, are there?"
"There weren't any loose ones the last time I checked." Quatre said. "But it looks like something got into
my room since then."
"A very small thing." Anzu pointed out. [A/N Mika: that sounds so wrong!]
They cautiously entered the room and looked around. There were rummaging noises in the closet. Haru
and Anzu ran to the closet and shut the door quickly before the munchkins could get out. Quatre called
the other search parties by walkie talkies that all of a sudden appeared. The other searchers came running
into the room.
"Finally" said Midori "Now I can get those..." Before she could finish her sentence two small figures fell
out of the ceiling.
"What the Sam Hill!?" Anzu cried. For a few minutes everyone was fighting the munchkins frantically.
Midori disappeared for a couple of minutes. Then a heating vent panel fell onto one of the munchkins and it
disappeared. The other one snuck out some how.
"Well what do you know?" Midori said. "A loose heating vent!" She exclaimed as a screwdriver fell out of
her pocket. [A/N Mika: Just don't ask about the heating vent... it was a sad and painful story for my
head and Midori's toe. Aki: I wasn't @ Haru's when it happened, but the short 20-minute recollection of
pain was actually *REALLY REALLY FUNNY*!!!!!!!!j/k Mika: Sure it wasn't funny... you just don't want
to get beaten up.]
Everyone sat down to take a breather. "So, what's up?" Haru asked. She had returned to her usually
talkative self.
"Well, lemme see, the munchkins, syrup, well that's on the floor now, but Duo... hey wait a minute. Where
is Duo?" Quatre wondered. "Oh yea! He's still being held hostage. Maybe we should rescue him about
now."
"Did you just say Duo?" Anzu asked, "As in the Gundam Pilot Duo?"
Oh great, Heero thought, another Duo lover.
"Ok let's see," Midori said, "Anzu, Mika, Heero, Aki, and I will go get him. Haru and Quatre can stay
here just in case that midget comes back."
[Looooong chapter... Yep, I got nothin' else 2 say R&R...]