The Art of Losing (a Brotherhood song-fic)
"Do you guys notice we always lose?" Pietro asked. "Duh, that's all we ever do," Lance pointed out. "Ya, yo, that's what we're good at," Todd finished," Cuddlebumps says so!" "It's a comfortable routine" Fred noted.
Last call now I'm outta time
And I don't got no valentine
Singled out, now I stand alone
The underdog in a modern world
Suburbia is hot tonight
But nothing seems to feel alright
I don't want your sympathy
I just need a little therapy
At least that's what they say to me
"I'm bored," Complained Tabby, their newest member. "We always are," remembed Lance. "Yo, Isn't the Valentine's Dance Tonight?" Toad reminded everyone. Choruses of 'Yeah' and 'let's go trash it!' were heard. So they did, but after a little they were board again' so they went home. The next morning they were called out of class. " Boys," Mystique started, " why'd did you trash the dance?" By now she was back to her usual form. Poor, brave Todd spoke up, "We were board, yo." Surprisingly, Mystique didn't blow up. She just stated, " We'll just have more training to do." They all just groaned. As they were leaving she told them you will also visit the guidance counselor." Lance muttered, "as if."
Hey ho let's go
I'm gonna start a riot
You don't wanna fight it
One two fuck you
Don't tell me what to do
I don't wanna be like you
Can't you see it's killing me
I'm my own worst enemy
Knock me down I'll keep on moving
It's the art of losing
Fit the mold and do what you're told
Get a job and start growing old
9 to 5 can make your dreams come true
But I don't wanna be like you
I'm not cool and I'll never be
I break the rules and I guarantee
I don't want your sympathy
I just need a little therapy
At least that's what they say to me
"We are dirt poor!" Screamed Mystique. "How does Eric expect me to raise 6 teenagers, let alone a mutant army, w/o significant funding?" "Boys!" she screamed. When they assembled she told them of the finatule problems then she told them to go get jobs to solve this problem. She was met w/ disapproval.
Hey ho let's go I'm gonna start a riot
You don't wanna fight it
One two fuck you
Don't tell me what to do
I don't wanna be like you
Can't you see it's killing me
I'm my own worst enemy
Knock me down I'll keep on moving
It's the art of losing
You call me a loser
Say I'm just a user
But I'll just keep on moving
Cause that's the art of losing
Avalanche came home after Kitty dumped him. "Yo, what's wrong?" Todd asked. After hearing his sad story the toad said, "Don't let girls get ya down. Look at me, Wanda Is always turning me down, but I know she's just playing hard-to-get!" This helped cheer Lance up, he told Todd this. The younger mutant smiled and said, "That's what family is for, and we're family."
Hey ho let's go
I'm gonna start a riot
You don't wanna fight it
One two fuck you
Don't tell me what to do
I don't wanna be like you
Can't you see it's killing me
I'm my own worst enemy
Knock me down I'll keep on moving
It's the art of losing
Wahhhooo (It's the art of losing)
Wahhhooo (It's the art of losing)
We're the kids
We're the kids
We're the kids in America
We're the kids
We're the kids
We're the kids in America
"Ya know, we are losers" Pietro said happily. Then he turned on the radio and heard 'The Art Of Losing' by American Hi-Fi ;)
Disclaimer: as if.
"Do you guys notice we always lose?" Pietro asked. "Duh, that's all we ever do," Lance pointed out. "Ya, yo, that's what we're good at," Todd finished," Cuddlebumps says so!" "It's a comfortable routine" Fred noted.
Last call now I'm outta time
And I don't got no valentine
Singled out, now I stand alone
The underdog in a modern world
Suburbia is hot tonight
But nothing seems to feel alright
I don't want your sympathy
I just need a little therapy
At least that's what they say to me
"I'm bored," Complained Tabby, their newest member. "We always are," remembed Lance. "Yo, Isn't the Valentine's Dance Tonight?" Toad reminded everyone. Choruses of 'Yeah' and 'let's go trash it!' were heard. So they did, but after a little they were board again' so they went home. The next morning they were called out of class. " Boys," Mystique started, " why'd did you trash the dance?" By now she was back to her usual form. Poor, brave Todd spoke up, "We were board, yo." Surprisingly, Mystique didn't blow up. She just stated, " We'll just have more training to do." They all just groaned. As they were leaving she told them you will also visit the guidance counselor." Lance muttered, "as if."
Hey ho let's go
I'm gonna start a riot
You don't wanna fight it
One two fuck you
Don't tell me what to do
I don't wanna be like you
Can't you see it's killing me
I'm my own worst enemy
Knock me down I'll keep on moving
It's the art of losing
Fit the mold and do what you're told
Get a job and start growing old
9 to 5 can make your dreams come true
But I don't wanna be like you
I'm not cool and I'll never be
I break the rules and I guarantee
I don't want your sympathy
I just need a little therapy
At least that's what they say to me
"We are dirt poor!" Screamed Mystique. "How does Eric expect me to raise 6 teenagers, let alone a mutant army, w/o significant funding?" "Boys!" she screamed. When they assembled she told them of the finatule problems then she told them to go get jobs to solve this problem. She was met w/ disapproval.
Hey ho let's go I'm gonna start a riot
You don't wanna fight it
One two fuck you
Don't tell me what to do
I don't wanna be like you
Can't you see it's killing me
I'm my own worst enemy
Knock me down I'll keep on moving
It's the art of losing
You call me a loser
Say I'm just a user
But I'll just keep on moving
Cause that's the art of losing
Avalanche came home after Kitty dumped him. "Yo, what's wrong?" Todd asked. After hearing his sad story the toad said, "Don't let girls get ya down. Look at me, Wanda Is always turning me down, but I know she's just playing hard-to-get!" This helped cheer Lance up, he told Todd this. The younger mutant smiled and said, "That's what family is for, and we're family."
Hey ho let's go
I'm gonna start a riot
You don't wanna fight it
One two fuck you
Don't tell me what to do
I don't wanna be like you
Can't you see it's killing me
I'm my own worst enemy
Knock me down I'll keep on moving
It's the art of losing
Wahhhooo (It's the art of losing)
Wahhhooo (It's the art of losing)
We're the kids
We're the kids
We're the kids in America
We're the kids
We're the kids
We're the kids in America
"Ya know, we are losers" Pietro said happily. Then he turned on the radio and heard 'The Art Of Losing' by American Hi-Fi ;)
Disclaimer: as if.