Mojo Jojo Hears Of Strange Doings
It was night, and the citizens of Townsville were happily tucked away in their beds for a good night's sleep. It was at this time that Mojo Jojo walked through the street on his way back to his lab, having just beaten Him and Fuzzy Lumpkins at pool. He whistled to himself, but he stopped as he walked past the church. Loud voices were coming from within.
"I wonder what this is about…" he said to himself, and he cautiously stole across the street to get near a window of the church. He quickly picked out Father Huk's voice.
"…And I'm telling you, this IS the gate!"
"Don't tell me you believe that legend?" said another voice.
"Of course I do, Bishop Henry," Hulk snapped. "And as a member of the St. Eva Church, I'd hope you do, too!"
"You don't really think that the actual St. Eva is going to come through there and do what it says in the last chapter of the Book Of Evans, do you?"
"I don't think it, Manson, I know it."
"You're crazy!"
"Enough from you!" Hulk roared. "You'll see soon enough! When the time is right, we will make use of the keys, and you shall see for yourselves!"
"And just what are these 'keys'?" Henry asked.
"There are three in this town with the purest hearts of all," Hulk said softly. "When these three are sacrificed, the door to Infinity shall open, and St. Eva will emerge."
Mojo Jojo's eyebrows raised. This was truly absurd what they were talking about, but then again, these St. Eva weirdos always spoke absurdly. He shrugged, and made off for home.