Chapter 2- Something's not right...
This is just the rising action.... I swear it gets better next chapter!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: bla bla bla you get the point. This chapter is dedicated to a friend of mine who really loves Ron..... I prefer Fred and George but who can blame her. Still Pg13.... maybe R, sexual references, comments on body habits and all the other things sisters say to each other that their parents don't know we know. SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY AQUABOLT, Two married newfies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I goes home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and says, 'You as horny as I am?' . . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!"
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Marie spent the rest of the afternoon with a seventh year Ravenclaw boy who was more than willing to give her a tour. But while she was off flirting with the tall, dark and handsome stranger... Carly was busy telling Harry, Ron, and Hermiony about the Harry Potter books and that there are hundreds of fan sites dedicated to Ron; who found it to be rather flattering that muggle girls all over the world love him. Hermiony however was didn't much care for the fact that she had fan sites, she was more curious about how they got to Hogwarts and how they where going to get back. And how come the magic spell that hides the school from muggles had no effect on them!!!!!!!
"I don't know," Carly shrugged. "Maybe it's like some X-file thing."
"What's an X-file?"
"It was a tv show that had some weird-ass story lines. Two FBI agents solving paranormal activities like extraterrestrial stuff and evil wicca voodoo curses.... It was pretty cool, but it lost it's touch and Scully got knocked up with some alien guy or somethin' and they took the show off the air."
Harry and Hermiony had no problem understanding the concept of sci- fi/fantasy tv, but poor Ron was left in the blue.
"She didn't really get pregnant from an alien Ron, it's just make belief" Hermiony reassured him. Ron went all red.
"Don't treat me like a baby!"
"I'm not!"
"Yes you are!"
"Look I'm not going to argue with you so lets just pretend nothing happened okay?"
"fine"
At that moment Dean, and Seamus came into the Gryffindor Common room. "You're that Carly girl right?" Dean asked looking at Carly
"yea, why?"
"Your sister wants to talk to you. She's by the fat lady." Carly moaned as she crawled up from her seat and shuffled across the room to the exit.
Dean was right. Marie was beside the fat lady, her tour guide several feet behind her. She had a frantic looking face on. When she saw Carly come out from behind the fat lady, she grabbed her sister and pulled her into a corner in the hallway. "I NEED TO GET HOME!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT TO GET ME HOME!!!!!!!!!" she whispered into Carly's ear
Carly was enraged at the fact that she was brought out just to hear her sister bitch about god knows what.
"Why do you need to get home?"
"I NEED A SMOKE!!!!!!! I'M GOING CRAZY!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS PLACE AND PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME WEIRD!!!!!!!"
"That's because you look like a hooker"
"No There not! I know the 'hooker look' when I see it...... They think I'm a freak or sommin' like that"
"Well they'll have to get used to you..... and HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW HOW TO GET BACK HOME!!!!!!!! HONESTLY, HAVE YOU GOT SHIT FOR BRAINS?"
Marie started to twist Carly's ear in a full 180. "Don't piss me off runt I am so not in the mood."
Carly broke free from her grasp. "Fine, fine, go take a Midol or somethin and calm down," She started to walk over to the fat lady.
"For your information it's not that time of the month! Not that you would know what I'm talking about you flat chested she-male!!!!!!!!!"
"Your crusin for a brusin Slutty McWhoreWhore!!!!!!"
"Ohhhh did you think of that all by yourself?"
"What can I say..... your an inspiration."
If Marie was a cartoon, steam would be coming out of her ears, She stomped past her sister, elbowing her on the way and joined the Raven Claw boy. Carly spat her tong out and went back to the common room.
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Dinner in the Great Hall was everything Carly imagined it would be like. The food was delicious, except the desserts at the Slytherin table seemed to be rather sour and bitter. The rumor of two muggle girls some other world in Hogwarts had spread like wildfire and everyone was asking questions Marie and Carly where more then happy to give their own version of the tale. As the night went on teachers and students left the Great Hall, while others stayed to learn more from the guests.
"How do Muggles know about Hogwarts?" a first year boy from Huffelpuff asked.
"Well, at first I thought that J.K.Rowling made it up, but now that I'm at the real place...... This is AMAZING!!!!!!! It's like a whole new world." Carly was slowly into her own lala land.
"Are you going to break into song Princess Jasmine?" Marie said coldly. Some of the kids who where born muggles or half and half snickered under their breath, the rest where left confused.
"Lighten up Marie, we're going to be here for a while so why don't you make the best of it."
"MAKE THE BEST OF IT? HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA DO THAT! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS PLACE, I HAVEN'T HAD A SMOKE IN HOURS, AND THERE IS NOOOOO ELECTRICITY IN THIS DUMP. NO TV! NO INTERNET! NO FM RADIO!!!! I don't even know who I'm talking to half the time"
"Maybe you would if you read the books, I always told you that you would like them." Carly said sympathetically
"Yea well unlike you I have a life" Marie Snapped.
Carly went all dark, "I have a life! It just doesn't involve sex and smokes" The students backed off waiting to see what would happen next.
"My life isn't just sex and smokes!"
"How silly of me...... I forgot lies, drugs, stealing, cutting classes, skimpy clothes......"
"SHUT UP!!!!!"
"No need to get feisty," Carly gave her sister a sarcastic grin.
"No wonders you don't have a boyfriend.... your such a bitch!"
The spectators gasped at the comment. Fred and George started making bets with others to see who would win the diss fight.
"I don't have a boyfriend because I don't need one! I'm happy the way I am.... to bad I can't say the same about you."
"Your happy being an uncute flat chested tomboy?"
*this is the time you start to play Feelings by Offspring*
Carly shook her chest letting her breast jiggle in front of her sister, "I'm not really flat chested am I? And I would rather be an uncute tomboy any day then be THE TOWN BICYCLE YAH DIRTY SKANK!!!!!"
The two sisters lunged at each other. Ripping hair, clawing arms, kicking, slapping, BITING!!!!! A girl from Slytherin had to dodge a fist when they started rolling across the table. Hermiony decided that it would be best to find a teacher to come brake up the fight. She ran down the halls and soon ran into Professor Snape.
"Why are you running in the halls Hermiony Granger?" Snapes voice was cold *as usual*. For a second Hermiony forgot why she was running in the halls*creepy looking men have that effect on people* but her mind quickly snapped back.
"There's a fight going on in the Great Hall!" Hermiony managed to spit out. Snape put on his stern face*which was also his happy, sad, scared, sick, blissful, enraged and com-si com-sa face* and walked to the Great Hall. When he entered, Carly was strateling Marie repetitively punching her face and Marie was pulling at Carly's red bangs.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Snape bellowed, but his words had no effect on the girls. By this time more teachers had come to break up the fight. Snape Grabbed hold of Carly and pulled her off of her sister, while Flinch held Marie down.
"Calm down the both of you!" McGonagall Snapped, "Never in my life have I seen two grown siblings act so immature. Both of you are to follow me to Madame Pomfrey and see if she can get rid of those nasty bumps." Marie and Carly said nothing. Marie looked as if she wouldn't mind another round; Carly on the other hand looked quite embarrassed, she knew what was coming next. "10 points off of Gryffindor and Ravenclaw! I asked you kids to take care of our guests....."
"That's not fair!" a Ravenclaw boy complained.
"He's right Professor, It was our fault!" Carly second the boy. "We always do this, they couldn't prevent it... we don't even go to Hogwarts so I don't think it would be fair to take points off of houses that we don't belong to"
McGonagall thought for a moment, then decided not to take the points off. A sigh of relief went through the Great Hall from Gryffindor and Ravenclaw as McGonagall left for the hospital wing with the two sisters. Harry, Ron, Hermiony and The Ravenclaw boy Marie befriended earlier *who's name I decided to make Lycander Montgomery* came with them.
Madam Pomfrey wasn't too thrilled to have to tend to the girls wounds, "You're going to have to wait your turn," She said. "Kevin Whitby broke a few bones during a flying lesson, Lisa Turpin didn't do so well in potions class, and Pansey Parkinson's wand backfired in Charms class." Hermiony couldn't help but smirk as she peered over the corner and saw the Slytherin girl who now had a Rat-nose and Rabbit ears. McGonagall went off leaving Ron, Harry, Carly and Hemiony sat on one hospital bed, and Lycander and Marie on another.
To pass the time, The four of them asked each other about their likes and dislikes *and by each other I mean Ron, Harry and Hermiony asking Carly* "Who's your favorite band?" Hermiony asked.
"It's a five way tie: No doubt, Offspring, Sum 41, Blink 182 before they broke up, and System Of A Down!"
"Never heard of them" said Harry blankly. Carly looked as if she had been insulted
"You've never heard of them? But you live with muggles!!!!"
"I've never heard of them either" Hermiony said.
"That's impossible!!!!! They have some of the most bitchenist songs out!" Hermoiny and Harry Shrugged. 'Somethin' aint right,' Carly thought to herself. 'When there are people who have never heard of No doubt, there is definitely evil afoot!' "I'll be right back" Carly bolted up from the bed they where on and ran to her sister. "Marie we need to talk, it's extremely important!"
Marie groaned as she stood up to go join her sister in a remote corner of the Hospital wing, "What do you want now!"
"There's something wrong here! These people have never herd of System Of A Down, or Blink 182, or Sum 41 OR NO DOUBT!!!!!!!!!!!! That's just wrong...."
"So it's not just Lycander."
"Wha?"
"That guy, Lycander, he says he's muggle born, and that the hottest muggle bands around are Backstreet boys, Britney Spears, and Atomic Kitten. it's givin me the creeps." Both the sisters shuddered at the thought of Backstreet boys.
"Okay, If reading Harry Potter books has taught me anything, it's that when there is something evil going on, the defense against dark arts teacher is somehow involved. Tomorrow we'll both do everything we can to get any info on the DADA teacher," Carly said in a low voice, "without having to sleep with people to get it!" she added.
"God, this is turning out to be like a Nancy Drew novel gone weird"
"I know! Will get our information and I'll try to get it to fit together. and before you ask why I get to fit it all together..... It's because I read the books so I have a better idea of what to expect"
Madame Pomfrey had finished tending to the other kids and now called Marie and Carly over. She quickly healed their cuts and bruises and sent them on their way.
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That night, Carly's mind was clouded with thoughts of what kind of evil being would get rid of punk rock and allow pop to take over the music industry. These poor people have not heard of bands that actually sing and play their own instruments, she had to do something. For the sake of her new friends, for the sake of punk rock culture, for the sake of humanity!
To be continued.......
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Not the best but I hope it gets better.... Please R&R and if you don't like it, I wouldn't mind some helpful tips, If you think its fine...... Great! If you don't like it and don't want to give me helpful tips...... your not invited to my birthday party this summer so hahahahahahahaha
This is just the rising action.... I swear it gets better next chapter!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: bla bla bla you get the point. This chapter is dedicated to a friend of mine who really loves Ron..... I prefer Fred and George but who can blame her. Still Pg13.... maybe R, sexual references, comments on body habits and all the other things sisters say to each other that their parents don't know we know. SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY AQUABOLT, Two married newfies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I goes home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and says, 'You as horny as I am?' . . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!"
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Marie spent the rest of the afternoon with a seventh year Ravenclaw boy who was more than willing to give her a tour. But while she was off flirting with the tall, dark and handsome stranger... Carly was busy telling Harry, Ron, and Hermiony about the Harry Potter books and that there are hundreds of fan sites dedicated to Ron; who found it to be rather flattering that muggle girls all over the world love him. Hermiony however was didn't much care for the fact that she had fan sites, she was more curious about how they got to Hogwarts and how they where going to get back. And how come the magic spell that hides the school from muggles had no effect on them!!!!!!!
"I don't know," Carly shrugged. "Maybe it's like some X-file thing."
"What's an X-file?"
"It was a tv show that had some weird-ass story lines. Two FBI agents solving paranormal activities like extraterrestrial stuff and evil wicca voodoo curses.... It was pretty cool, but it lost it's touch and Scully got knocked up with some alien guy or somethin' and they took the show off the air."
Harry and Hermiony had no problem understanding the concept of sci- fi/fantasy tv, but poor Ron was left in the blue.
"She didn't really get pregnant from an alien Ron, it's just make belief" Hermiony reassured him. Ron went all red.
"Don't treat me like a baby!"
"I'm not!"
"Yes you are!"
"Look I'm not going to argue with you so lets just pretend nothing happened okay?"
"fine"
At that moment Dean, and Seamus came into the Gryffindor Common room. "You're that Carly girl right?" Dean asked looking at Carly
"yea, why?"
"Your sister wants to talk to you. She's by the fat lady." Carly moaned as she crawled up from her seat and shuffled across the room to the exit.
Dean was right. Marie was beside the fat lady, her tour guide several feet behind her. She had a frantic looking face on. When she saw Carly come out from behind the fat lady, she grabbed her sister and pulled her into a corner in the hallway. "I NEED TO GET HOME!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT TO GET ME HOME!!!!!!!!!" she whispered into Carly's ear
Carly was enraged at the fact that she was brought out just to hear her sister bitch about god knows what.
"Why do you need to get home?"
"I NEED A SMOKE!!!!!!! I'M GOING CRAZY!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS PLACE AND PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME WEIRD!!!!!!!"
"That's because you look like a hooker"
"No There not! I know the 'hooker look' when I see it...... They think I'm a freak or sommin' like that"
"Well they'll have to get used to you..... and HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW HOW TO GET BACK HOME!!!!!!!! HONESTLY, HAVE YOU GOT SHIT FOR BRAINS?"
Marie started to twist Carly's ear in a full 180. "Don't piss me off runt I am so not in the mood."
Carly broke free from her grasp. "Fine, fine, go take a Midol or somethin and calm down," She started to walk over to the fat lady.
"For your information it's not that time of the month! Not that you would know what I'm talking about you flat chested she-male!!!!!!!!!"
"Your crusin for a brusin Slutty McWhoreWhore!!!!!!"
"Ohhhh did you think of that all by yourself?"
"What can I say..... your an inspiration."
If Marie was a cartoon, steam would be coming out of her ears, She stomped past her sister, elbowing her on the way and joined the Raven Claw boy. Carly spat her tong out and went back to the common room.
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Dinner in the Great Hall was everything Carly imagined it would be like. The food was delicious, except the desserts at the Slytherin table seemed to be rather sour and bitter. The rumor of two muggle girls some other world in Hogwarts had spread like wildfire and everyone was asking questions Marie and Carly where more then happy to give their own version of the tale. As the night went on teachers and students left the Great Hall, while others stayed to learn more from the guests.
"How do Muggles know about Hogwarts?" a first year boy from Huffelpuff asked.
"Well, at first I thought that J.K.Rowling made it up, but now that I'm at the real place...... This is AMAZING!!!!!!! It's like a whole new world." Carly was slowly into her own lala land.
"Are you going to break into song Princess Jasmine?" Marie said coldly. Some of the kids who where born muggles or half and half snickered under their breath, the rest where left confused.
"Lighten up Marie, we're going to be here for a while so why don't you make the best of it."
"MAKE THE BEST OF IT? HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA DO THAT! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS PLACE, I HAVEN'T HAD A SMOKE IN HOURS, AND THERE IS NOOOOO ELECTRICITY IN THIS DUMP. NO TV! NO INTERNET! NO FM RADIO!!!! I don't even know who I'm talking to half the time"
"Maybe you would if you read the books, I always told you that you would like them." Carly said sympathetically
"Yea well unlike you I have a life" Marie Snapped.
Carly went all dark, "I have a life! It just doesn't involve sex and smokes" The students backed off waiting to see what would happen next.
"My life isn't just sex and smokes!"
"How silly of me...... I forgot lies, drugs, stealing, cutting classes, skimpy clothes......"
"SHUT UP!!!!!"
"No need to get feisty," Carly gave her sister a sarcastic grin.
"No wonders you don't have a boyfriend.... your such a bitch!"
The spectators gasped at the comment. Fred and George started making bets with others to see who would win the diss fight.
"I don't have a boyfriend because I don't need one! I'm happy the way I am.... to bad I can't say the same about you."
"Your happy being an uncute flat chested tomboy?"
*this is the time you start to play Feelings by Offspring*
Carly shook her chest letting her breast jiggle in front of her sister, "I'm not really flat chested am I? And I would rather be an uncute tomboy any day then be THE TOWN BICYCLE YAH DIRTY SKANK!!!!!"
The two sisters lunged at each other. Ripping hair, clawing arms, kicking, slapping, BITING!!!!! A girl from Slytherin had to dodge a fist when they started rolling across the table. Hermiony decided that it would be best to find a teacher to come brake up the fight. She ran down the halls and soon ran into Professor Snape.
"Why are you running in the halls Hermiony Granger?" Snapes voice was cold *as usual*. For a second Hermiony forgot why she was running in the halls*creepy looking men have that effect on people* but her mind quickly snapped back.
"There's a fight going on in the Great Hall!" Hermiony managed to spit out. Snape put on his stern face*which was also his happy, sad, scared, sick, blissful, enraged and com-si com-sa face* and walked to the Great Hall. When he entered, Carly was strateling Marie repetitively punching her face and Marie was pulling at Carly's red bangs.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Snape bellowed, but his words had no effect on the girls. By this time more teachers had come to break up the fight. Snape Grabbed hold of Carly and pulled her off of her sister, while Flinch held Marie down.
"Calm down the both of you!" McGonagall Snapped, "Never in my life have I seen two grown siblings act so immature. Both of you are to follow me to Madame Pomfrey and see if she can get rid of those nasty bumps." Marie and Carly said nothing. Marie looked as if she wouldn't mind another round; Carly on the other hand looked quite embarrassed, she knew what was coming next. "10 points off of Gryffindor and Ravenclaw! I asked you kids to take care of our guests....."
"That's not fair!" a Ravenclaw boy complained.
"He's right Professor, It was our fault!" Carly second the boy. "We always do this, they couldn't prevent it... we don't even go to Hogwarts so I don't think it would be fair to take points off of houses that we don't belong to"
McGonagall thought for a moment, then decided not to take the points off. A sigh of relief went through the Great Hall from Gryffindor and Ravenclaw as McGonagall left for the hospital wing with the two sisters. Harry, Ron, Hermiony and The Ravenclaw boy Marie befriended earlier *who's name I decided to make Lycander Montgomery* came with them.
Madam Pomfrey wasn't too thrilled to have to tend to the girls wounds, "You're going to have to wait your turn," She said. "Kevin Whitby broke a few bones during a flying lesson, Lisa Turpin didn't do so well in potions class, and Pansey Parkinson's wand backfired in Charms class." Hermiony couldn't help but smirk as she peered over the corner and saw the Slytherin girl who now had a Rat-nose and Rabbit ears. McGonagall went off leaving Ron, Harry, Carly and Hemiony sat on one hospital bed, and Lycander and Marie on another.
To pass the time, The four of them asked each other about their likes and dislikes *and by each other I mean Ron, Harry and Hermiony asking Carly* "Who's your favorite band?" Hermiony asked.
"It's a five way tie: No doubt, Offspring, Sum 41, Blink 182 before they broke up, and System Of A Down!"
"Never heard of them" said Harry blankly. Carly looked as if she had been insulted
"You've never heard of them? But you live with muggles!!!!"
"I've never heard of them either" Hermiony said.
"That's impossible!!!!! They have some of the most bitchenist songs out!" Hermoiny and Harry Shrugged. 'Somethin' aint right,' Carly thought to herself. 'When there are people who have never heard of No doubt, there is definitely evil afoot!' "I'll be right back" Carly bolted up from the bed they where on and ran to her sister. "Marie we need to talk, it's extremely important!"
Marie groaned as she stood up to go join her sister in a remote corner of the Hospital wing, "What do you want now!"
"There's something wrong here! These people have never herd of System Of A Down, or Blink 182, or Sum 41 OR NO DOUBT!!!!!!!!!!!! That's just wrong...."
"So it's not just Lycander."
"Wha?"
"That guy, Lycander, he says he's muggle born, and that the hottest muggle bands around are Backstreet boys, Britney Spears, and Atomic Kitten. it's givin me the creeps." Both the sisters shuddered at the thought of Backstreet boys.
"Okay, If reading Harry Potter books has taught me anything, it's that when there is something evil going on, the defense against dark arts teacher is somehow involved. Tomorrow we'll both do everything we can to get any info on the DADA teacher," Carly said in a low voice, "without having to sleep with people to get it!" she added.
"God, this is turning out to be like a Nancy Drew novel gone weird"
"I know! Will get our information and I'll try to get it to fit together. and before you ask why I get to fit it all together..... It's because I read the books so I have a better idea of what to expect"
Madame Pomfrey had finished tending to the other kids and now called Marie and Carly over. She quickly healed their cuts and bruises and sent them on their way.
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That night, Carly's mind was clouded with thoughts of what kind of evil being would get rid of punk rock and allow pop to take over the music industry. These poor people have not heard of bands that actually sing and play their own instruments, she had to do something. For the sake of her new friends, for the sake of punk rock culture, for the sake of humanity!
To be continued.......
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Not the best but I hope it gets better.... Please R&R and if you don't like it, I wouldn't mind some helpful tips, If you think its fine...... Great! If you don't like it and don't want to give me helpful tips...... your not invited to my birthday party this summer so hahahahahahahaha