At this point, I would like to now put up a "what-if" situation. What if Kohaku was actually pining incessantly for Chihiro? What if a music video were to dramatize his love? I can only leave it up to the gods to figure that out. Here's how I would see it. I should have done a better job with this parody...*curses at himself*
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One summer day...you're always with me.
Chapter 5
Paid the cost to be Haku-sama
[Hook 2X's: Frog and No-Face]
Ohhh-ohh-oh-ohhh-ohhh... (Oh-hooo!)
Yeahhh, yeahh, yeah, yeahhhh... (Ehh... oh yeah, there's something about
you...)
[Chorus 2X's]
Chihiro, I just want you to know (Oh-hooo!)
You're my favorite girl... (Ehh... oh yeah, there's something about you...)
I know you gon' lose it, this new Haku shit
Come on baby boo, you gotsta get into it (Oh-hooo!)
Don't fool wit the playa with the cool whip
Yeah-yeah, you know I'm always on that cool shit
Walk to it, do it how you do it
Have a glass, lemme put you in the mood and, (Oh-hooo!)
Lil' cutie lookin' like a detriment
Long hair, wit'cha no-nonsense
Back in the days you was a girl and you dropped your shoe in
The river, had to tell your parents to cool it (Oh-hooo!)
Their girl wanna find it, I just might find it
Here to walk wit some spirit clue wit'
Mommy don't worry, I won't abuse she
Hurry up and finish so we can watch "Kiki" (Oh-hooo!)
I laugh at these spirits when they ask who are we
But everybody know that girl, she ain't me
[Chorus 2X's]
[Verse 2]
When I see my Chihiro, shit, I get foolish
Smack a No-Face that tries to pursue it (Oh-hooo!)
No-Face, she taken, just move it
I asked you nicely, don't make Haku lose it
We just blow and keep sake movin'
In a Camry, me and Chihiro crusin' (Oh-hooo!)
Body rag interior blue, and
Have them hydralics squeakin' when we screwin'
Now she's yellin', hollerin' Haku, and
Hootin', hollerin'; hollerin', hootin' (Oh-hooo!)
Little Chihiro, you the one I'm choosin'
Hair long and brown and tied back, who you foolin'?
Keep groovin', that's what we doin'
And we gon' be together until your moms move in... (Oh-hooo!)
Pharrell: Ehh... oh yeah, there's something about you...
[Chorus & Hook: 2X's]
[Bridge 2X's: Frog and No-Face]
...See I just want you
To know that you are really special...
Ohh why, oh why, oh why, oh why...
[Verse 3]
Kohaku-sama, that's what I'm groomed in
You got my pictures on the wall in your room-in (Oh-hooo!)
Girls be complainin' you keep me boomin'
But them girls wanna listen to Mr. Children (Ehh... oh yeah, there's
something about you...)
A junior high girl, but that don't stop you from doin'
Come and see your Master in a hood near you-in (Oh-hooo!)
You don't ask why I roll wit a crew, and
Twist up my fingers and wear light blue-in (Ehh... oh yeah, there's something
about you...)
In Aburaya, that's the crew I choose
Nothin' I do is new to you (Oh-hooo!)
I smack up the world if they rude to you (Ehh...)
'Cause baby girl, you're the one, Chihiro...ooh!
[Chorus 2X's]
[Bridge 4X's]
(P): Ehh... oh yeah, there's something about you... Oh-hooo!
Repeat 'til fade
Lin [sees Chihiro about to do something risqué for her age]: Hey, you guys, what are you doing over there?
Kamajii [sees Chihiro and Haku half-naked, cries waterfalls]: My granddaughter...is growing up...
Ogino-kaasan: Chihiro, what are you...!?
Ogino-tousan [sees Haku lying on top of his daughter]: HEY! Get your filthy hands off my daughter, you sleazy dragon!
Haku & Chihiro [traumatized, blush hot pink]: !!!
[Frog and No-Face sweat a drop.]
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End Chapter 5
Reviews. Please.
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One summer day...you're always with me.
Chapter 5
Paid the cost to be Haku-sama
[Hook 2X's: Frog and No-Face]
Ohhh-ohh-oh-ohhh-ohhh... (Oh-hooo!)
Yeahhh, yeahh, yeah, yeahhhh... (Ehh... oh yeah, there's something about
you...)
[Chorus 2X's]
Chihiro, I just want you to know (Oh-hooo!)
You're my favorite girl... (Ehh... oh yeah, there's something about you...)
I know you gon' lose it, this new Haku shit
Come on baby boo, you gotsta get into it (Oh-hooo!)
Don't fool wit the playa with the cool whip
Yeah-yeah, you know I'm always on that cool shit
Walk to it, do it how you do it
Have a glass, lemme put you in the mood and, (Oh-hooo!)
Lil' cutie lookin' like a detriment
Long hair, wit'cha no-nonsense
Back in the days you was a girl and you dropped your shoe in
The river, had to tell your parents to cool it (Oh-hooo!)
Their girl wanna find it, I just might find it
Here to walk wit some spirit clue wit'
Mommy don't worry, I won't abuse she
Hurry up and finish so we can watch "Kiki" (Oh-hooo!)
I laugh at these spirits when they ask who are we
But everybody know that girl, she ain't me
[Chorus 2X's]
[Verse 2]
When I see my Chihiro, shit, I get foolish
Smack a No-Face that tries to pursue it (Oh-hooo!)
No-Face, she taken, just move it
I asked you nicely, don't make Haku lose it
We just blow and keep sake movin'
In a Camry, me and Chihiro crusin' (Oh-hooo!)
Body rag interior blue, and
Have them hydralics squeakin' when we screwin'
Now she's yellin', hollerin' Haku, and
Hootin', hollerin'; hollerin', hootin' (Oh-hooo!)
Little Chihiro, you the one I'm choosin'
Hair long and brown and tied back, who you foolin'?
Keep groovin', that's what we doin'
And we gon' be together until your moms move in... (Oh-hooo!)
Pharrell: Ehh... oh yeah, there's something about you...
[Chorus & Hook: 2X's]
[Bridge 2X's: Frog and No-Face]
...See I just want you
To know that you are really special...
Ohh why, oh why, oh why, oh why...
[Verse 3]
Kohaku-sama, that's what I'm groomed in
You got my pictures on the wall in your room-in (Oh-hooo!)
Girls be complainin' you keep me boomin'
But them girls wanna listen to Mr. Children (Ehh... oh yeah, there's
something about you...)
A junior high girl, but that don't stop you from doin'
Come and see your Master in a hood near you-in (Oh-hooo!)
You don't ask why I roll wit a crew, and
Twist up my fingers and wear light blue-in (Ehh... oh yeah, there's something
about you...)
In Aburaya, that's the crew I choose
Nothin' I do is new to you (Oh-hooo!)
I smack up the world if they rude to you (Ehh...)
'Cause baby girl, you're the one, Chihiro...ooh!
[Chorus 2X's]
[Bridge 4X's]
(P): Ehh... oh yeah, there's something about you... Oh-hooo!
Repeat 'til fade
Lin [sees Chihiro about to do something risqué for her age]: Hey, you guys, what are you doing over there?
Kamajii [sees Chihiro and Haku half-naked, cries waterfalls]: My granddaughter...is growing up...
Ogino-kaasan: Chihiro, what are you...!?
Ogino-tousan [sees Haku lying on top of his daughter]: HEY! Get your filthy hands off my daughter, you sleazy dragon!
Haku & Chihiro [traumatized, blush hot pink]: !!!
[Frog and No-Face sweat a drop.]
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End Chapter 5
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