This chapter is kind of a rough start... don't expect it to follow the
exact lore of LOTR, it's just my twisted viewpoint. I couldn't help it
though, I mean Dragon Ball Z crossed with Lord of The Rings characters,
Hehehehe.
Chapter 2. "Wait," cried the boy "Sorry I made fun of you. I'm Gohan by the way and I need to take you somewhere. I was only kidding around!" "Greetings Gohan, I'm Pippin and this is Merry, however I don't know whether we should forgive your insults or not!" Soon though, Gohan smiled and picked up both Pippin and Merry with little effort. The hobbits didn't have time to draw their swords before Gohan kicked off from the ground. They were flying! The hobbits thought it safer to hold on to Gohan (instead of slicing off his head in mid-flight). Besides Pippin and Merry could only focus on holding in bodily fluids. He flew them across many mountains, far out of The Shire. Gohan was stronger than he looked! They had been flying for a while when they arrived near Mirkwood, where Legolas the elf greeted them. "We meet again hobbits. Ah, I see you have met Gohan! I sent him, incase you're wondering. Now lets get this over with Gohan!" Gohan ran up to the elf and tugged his braids; Legolas flinched a bit in pain and anger towards the little runt. "Weeeee" said Gohan "This is fun! I can't believe you agreed to this condition! Hahahaha" Then, making a Tarzan noise, Gohan tried to swing on one of Legolas' side braids. Aahhhhhhhh!! Thump, this brought the elf to the ground squishing the little Saiyan (which didn't seem to bother him). Legolas arose with a defiled, quite annoyed face, while Gohan pulled his pointy ears. Slurp, the next thing the elf knew, Gohan gave him a "Wet Willie!"(Something's not right about that name) with a slobbery finger. "EEEEEwww, that's disgusting! Awww!" Legolas wiped off the inside of his ear. "That's enough Gohan. See here, if I wasn't so desperate to get the hobbits here quickly, I would have never agreed to such torment from you. Tell me hobbits, how was your journey?" Legolas walked up to them in his usual fashion, clad once again in an earthly green. This time though, it was a flowing robe; after all he was a prince. The hobbits were speechless, still. Gohan ran to Legolas "You promised, you promised!" Legolas reluctantly handed the Saiyan his bow. Gohan's face lit with wonder; "Wow, I've never seen one of these in real life before." He pulled it's string and twang. it broke! Legolas' mouth dropped! "AAAAAAAHhhhhhhhh! You broke my elf bow you fool! It had sentimental value!" he said with a very hurt look. Legolas regained his cool and with a proud voice added, "luckily it wasn't the best bow I own! Go on fool, go find me Gimli the Dwarf!" Gohan apologized for the bow and went to find the dwarf. After the hobbits realized they hadn't suffered from heart attacks (what about insanity?) they entered the elf dwelling of Mirkwood, a cave. Gimli was there (whose stomach was being poking and whose beard was being pulled, despite his threats to Gohan.) Gimli almost split Gohan like firewood, when instead he pushed the kid aside. Gohan's ego wasn't damaged. The dwarf (who had put on weight) went to meet his friends. He gave the hobbits a giant hug; (though Pip's button got caught in his beard) the elves all laughed at him, which they always did to say the least. Gimli just grumbled after Pip had untangled his jacket button from the huge tufts of hair. King Elessar (Aragorn), Lady Arwen, Faramir, Eowen (who had also put on a lot of weight), Eomer, Glorfindel, King Thranduil (Legolas' father, King of the Woodland Realm) and several others elves were there. The hobbits then realized that there was another 'Saiyan', one with silver hair. He sat over in the corner of the Great Hall. An elf woman was talking with him; she was sitting really close, and smiling a lot. She even flipped her hair a few times. The man apparently called himself Trunks though he didn't look too happy about the clingy elf chick (he wasn't listening at all, he did glance at here once in a while; he was glad the bra wasn't invented yet). For a long time none of the company bothered explaining to the hobbits why or how the strangers got here, but Faramir did however explain why Gohan flew them to Mirkwood. "Merry, Pippin you see Leggy here." "Don't call me that!" the prince snapped (as Gimli tried to persuade him to have a drinking contest). "Sorry Legolas. Anyway, he sent for you. These two Saiyans arrived a few weeks ago. The flew many of these people to Mirkwood to save time. They will receive further rewards for their assistance I suppose. We got to know them and I was able to distinguish good values in both. How they got here is still a mystery." Faramir gave them the just of the situation, the Saiyans mysteriously entered Middle-earth through the mirror of Galadriel in Lothlorien (which was now almost empty. Galadriel and Celeborn and many others went to the Grey Havens). Also, the purpose of everyone meeting was that they were going to go on an Orc/balrog hunt, hopefully to finish off (or at least decrease the population of) the evil races. There was an army of men marching to Mirkwood and would arrive in a few days. Gimli was holding his goblet as usual, and it was plain to see he was having a good time. They were now seeing how far they could throw Gohan (he didn't injure easily and it was really funny seeing an orange flash fly across the room). Meanwhile, the young flirty elf girl looked crestfallen, as Trunks had gotten tired of her elf talk. Trunks, liking to throw people, grabbed Gohan and threw him with all his might. He went clear across the giant room, and made a huge hole in the stone wall. Soon though, he emerged, looking a little bruised. "Who said you could throw me Trunks! Non- Saiyans only!" Trunks smiled. All the others stood around in amazement of the new creatures (Gimli was especially astounded) "Wow, I bet you guys would make great stone carvers!" The night was filled with elf songs (really disturbing love songs mostly), jokes, food, wine (moonshine for the dwarf), and lots of elves dancing (which somewhat frightened Trunks and Gohan). Gohan whispered to Trunks "It looks like they trying to do the doesie doe, but they're really bad at it." "Yeah" replied Trunks "they look like fairies, and not in a good way." "Check this out everyone" Trunks yelled as he pulled out his mini disc man from his coat. "Get ready for some real music." Everyone crowded around with curiosity. Trunks let everyone take turns listening. I don't think they knew what was being said (maybe that's a good thing). The headphones were blaring, and everyone was in awe. Gohan couldn't help head banging, I mean, it was after all, the best metal band on the face of the earth! King Elessar and King Thranduil found the Saiyan dancing most amusing. "You should really consider a jester position, Gohan! Can you juggle?" said the King of Mankind. Gohan ignored the King (not a good idea, Gohan). King Elessar was getting impatient (even Arwen was too busy talking to King Thranduil.) "Hey" yelled Trunks "Lets play a little game! This won't be easy! Muahahahaha. Let's see what y'all can do!" "The Elf King nodded with approval." "This is how you play listen closely."
End of Chapter 2.
Chapter 2. "Wait," cried the boy "Sorry I made fun of you. I'm Gohan by the way and I need to take you somewhere. I was only kidding around!" "Greetings Gohan, I'm Pippin and this is Merry, however I don't know whether we should forgive your insults or not!" Soon though, Gohan smiled and picked up both Pippin and Merry with little effort. The hobbits didn't have time to draw their swords before Gohan kicked off from the ground. They were flying! The hobbits thought it safer to hold on to Gohan (instead of slicing off his head in mid-flight). Besides Pippin and Merry could only focus on holding in bodily fluids. He flew them across many mountains, far out of The Shire. Gohan was stronger than he looked! They had been flying for a while when they arrived near Mirkwood, where Legolas the elf greeted them. "We meet again hobbits. Ah, I see you have met Gohan! I sent him, incase you're wondering. Now lets get this over with Gohan!" Gohan ran up to the elf and tugged his braids; Legolas flinched a bit in pain and anger towards the little runt. "Weeeee" said Gohan "This is fun! I can't believe you agreed to this condition! Hahahaha" Then, making a Tarzan noise, Gohan tried to swing on one of Legolas' side braids. Aahhhhhhhh!! Thump, this brought the elf to the ground squishing the little Saiyan (which didn't seem to bother him). Legolas arose with a defiled, quite annoyed face, while Gohan pulled his pointy ears. Slurp, the next thing the elf knew, Gohan gave him a "Wet Willie!"(Something's not right about that name) with a slobbery finger. "EEEEEwww, that's disgusting! Awww!" Legolas wiped off the inside of his ear. "That's enough Gohan. See here, if I wasn't so desperate to get the hobbits here quickly, I would have never agreed to such torment from you. Tell me hobbits, how was your journey?" Legolas walked up to them in his usual fashion, clad once again in an earthly green. This time though, it was a flowing robe; after all he was a prince. The hobbits were speechless, still. Gohan ran to Legolas "You promised, you promised!" Legolas reluctantly handed the Saiyan his bow. Gohan's face lit with wonder; "Wow, I've never seen one of these in real life before." He pulled it's string and twang. it broke! Legolas' mouth dropped! "AAAAAAAHhhhhhhhh! You broke my elf bow you fool! It had sentimental value!" he said with a very hurt look. Legolas regained his cool and with a proud voice added, "luckily it wasn't the best bow I own! Go on fool, go find me Gimli the Dwarf!" Gohan apologized for the bow and went to find the dwarf. After the hobbits realized they hadn't suffered from heart attacks (what about insanity?) they entered the elf dwelling of Mirkwood, a cave. Gimli was there (whose stomach was being poking and whose beard was being pulled, despite his threats to Gohan.) Gimli almost split Gohan like firewood, when instead he pushed the kid aside. Gohan's ego wasn't damaged. The dwarf (who had put on weight) went to meet his friends. He gave the hobbits a giant hug; (though Pip's button got caught in his beard) the elves all laughed at him, which they always did to say the least. Gimli just grumbled after Pip had untangled his jacket button from the huge tufts of hair. King Elessar (Aragorn), Lady Arwen, Faramir, Eowen (who had also put on a lot of weight), Eomer, Glorfindel, King Thranduil (Legolas' father, King of the Woodland Realm) and several others elves were there. The hobbits then realized that there was another 'Saiyan', one with silver hair. He sat over in the corner of the Great Hall. An elf woman was talking with him; she was sitting really close, and smiling a lot. She even flipped her hair a few times. The man apparently called himself Trunks though he didn't look too happy about the clingy elf chick (he wasn't listening at all, he did glance at here once in a while; he was glad the bra wasn't invented yet). For a long time none of the company bothered explaining to the hobbits why or how the strangers got here, but Faramir did however explain why Gohan flew them to Mirkwood. "Merry, Pippin you see Leggy here." "Don't call me that!" the prince snapped (as Gimli tried to persuade him to have a drinking contest). "Sorry Legolas. Anyway, he sent for you. These two Saiyans arrived a few weeks ago. The flew many of these people to Mirkwood to save time. They will receive further rewards for their assistance I suppose. We got to know them and I was able to distinguish good values in both. How they got here is still a mystery." Faramir gave them the just of the situation, the Saiyans mysteriously entered Middle-earth through the mirror of Galadriel in Lothlorien (which was now almost empty. Galadriel and Celeborn and many others went to the Grey Havens). Also, the purpose of everyone meeting was that they were going to go on an Orc/balrog hunt, hopefully to finish off (or at least decrease the population of) the evil races. There was an army of men marching to Mirkwood and would arrive in a few days. Gimli was holding his goblet as usual, and it was plain to see he was having a good time. They were now seeing how far they could throw Gohan (he didn't injure easily and it was really funny seeing an orange flash fly across the room). Meanwhile, the young flirty elf girl looked crestfallen, as Trunks had gotten tired of her elf talk. Trunks, liking to throw people, grabbed Gohan and threw him with all his might. He went clear across the giant room, and made a huge hole in the stone wall. Soon though, he emerged, looking a little bruised. "Who said you could throw me Trunks! Non- Saiyans only!" Trunks smiled. All the others stood around in amazement of the new creatures (Gimli was especially astounded) "Wow, I bet you guys would make great stone carvers!" The night was filled with elf songs (really disturbing love songs mostly), jokes, food, wine (moonshine for the dwarf), and lots of elves dancing (which somewhat frightened Trunks and Gohan). Gohan whispered to Trunks "It looks like they trying to do the doesie doe, but they're really bad at it." "Yeah" replied Trunks "they look like fairies, and not in a good way." "Check this out everyone" Trunks yelled as he pulled out his mini disc man from his coat. "Get ready for some real music." Everyone crowded around with curiosity. Trunks let everyone take turns listening. I don't think they knew what was being said (maybe that's a good thing). The headphones were blaring, and everyone was in awe. Gohan couldn't help head banging, I mean, it was after all, the best metal band on the face of the earth! King Elessar and King Thranduil found the Saiyan dancing most amusing. "You should really consider a jester position, Gohan! Can you juggle?" said the King of Mankind. Gohan ignored the King (not a good idea, Gohan). King Elessar was getting impatient (even Arwen was too busy talking to King Thranduil.) "Hey" yelled Trunks "Lets play a little game! This won't be easy! Muahahahaha. Let's see what y'all can do!" "The Elf King nodded with approval." "This is how you play listen closely."
End of Chapter 2.