Disclaimer* This spoof was taken from Canadian punk band Chixdiggit; their song intitled Spainish Fever. I am not associated with them or with Tolkien.
Author's note * Hello to all who read the zany spoofs. I try, to the best of my ability, to match my spoofs to the music and lyrical harmony of the originals. (Just a suggestion...) try singing the spoof lyrics while listening to the original song. It's fan-girl-tastic!!! =)~
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Met an elf in the woods.
His hair was long, blonde, and looked good.
As it shone in the sun.
Hair so long; Like a rocker.
But he spoke English very proper.
He was hot as elves come.
But he looked at me as though I were strange.
He says; I got elvish, I got elvish fever.
I got elvish, I got elvish fever.
Wanting him more as I'm crushing.
I look to him and start gushing
At the blue in his eyes.
He leaned over to give me a kiss
It was long and felt like bliss
Alas, I woke up...
Can you believe it was all just a dream?
He says; I got elvish, I got elvish fever.
I got elvish, I got elvish fever.
He says; I got elvish, I got elvish fever.
I got elvish, I got elvish fever.
I got elvish, I got elvish fever.
I got elvish, I got elvish.. Fee-eee-eee-eeee-ver!Elvish Fever