Ranma ½: The 'Airport'
An Idiotic (I suppose you can call it a 'spamfic') Fanfiction by Ayanami Rei
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"Flight 251 is now arriving!" The speakers yelled out. "Please get ready to board the flight before it takes off! Countdown!"
"5!"
"4!"
"3!"
"2!"
"1!"
"BOARD THE FLIGHT!"
The crowd started to shift toward the looming shape of the 'flight'. The P.A. burst to life again. "Get your earplugs in! HURRY!"
The crowd pulled out yellow rubber blobs—the earplugs. Most of the crowd continued shifting toward the flight, but the newcomers were treated to a spectacular, ear-deafening sight...
"Countdown to takeoff!"
"5!"
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"4!"
"Akane, this thing would fit in a toxic dump!" A voice rang at extreme levels over the 'airport'.
"3!"
"RANMA! ARE YOU INSULTING MY COOKING!?!?"
"2!"
"Um... yes?"
"1!"
"RANMA NO BAKA!"
"And we have liftoff!"
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"The next flight is predicted in 45 minutes! Please have a seat to wait!"
The insect crowd sighed, before watching the distant speck on the horizon grow smaller. Then they turned to their flight's 'power-source'...
"Humph! Ranma no baka..."
Akane stomped her way back into the house.
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Author's Notes:
Sorry! I was feeling really bored! I did this at 1:00 AM! And I've been up since 11:00 PM yesterday!
C&C!
-Ayanami Rei