Non Mary Sueish Mary Sues
Chapter 4
DISCLAIMER:
DT: Okay, if by now you don't get that I don't own Lord of the Rings, then you're either stupid, or you belong in your local insane assylum.
Water Lily: What? Fluff place? Where?
DT: Relax Gen, I was only-
Water Lily: THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!! *runs off with cans of pepper spray that she was saving for science class in her hands*
DT: Uh oh. *runs off after Gen, following the trail of people screaming and trying to claw their eyes out*
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Scary Narrator Dude: Last time on Non Mary Sueish Mary Sues...
Our heroes-
Kelsey: Heroes? Dude, you screwed in da head.
SND: Okay, the complete idiots who got themselves hopelessly lost met up with a group of riders who happened to be their age. Naturally, being the shameless flirts that they are, they-
GT: Hey! I am not a shameless flirt!
Kelsey: That would be me.
SND: Fine then. Kelsey, being the shameless flirt that she is, immediatly had the eye of the leader, and the riders are now learning how to dance.
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"Okay, what did you call this again?" Talath asked Kelsey, who was looking through her CD's for her burned rap/hip hop/dance one.
"Hip hop dancing." Kelsey repeated, finally finding the CD, (which had 'KENNEDY IF YOU TOUCH THIS I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL YOU!!' written on it). "Okay GT, found it!"
GT looked at the CD. "Lemme guess, your brother's been stealing your CD's again."
"How'd you guess?" Kelsey asked innocently.
"I'm psychic." GT replied sarcastically.
"Whatever. Just play the CD." Kelsey told her friend, rolling her eyes. She turned to the riders, who had all dismounted and removed their helmets, and looked pretty much just like Talath. "Okay, basically, you just sorta bounce up and down to the music on the spot and kinda sway from side to side."
GT automatically blared the CD.
"You can do it, put your back into it. I can do it, put your ass into it!" GT sang along, dancing to the beat easily.
The riders soon got the hang of it, and were dancing just as happily as the girls.
"What is this music called?" Kalid, one of Talath's friends asked.
"Rap!" GT yelled over the loud music. "This is a rapper called 50 Cent!"
"Okay!"
Meanwhile, Kelsey was practically dancing in Talath's lap, at the same time flirting with about five other guys. GT just rolled her eyes at her friend's stupidity.
"This was fun, but we have to get back to Rohan!" Talath yelled to Kelsey.
"One second!" She yelled back, grabbing GT's arm and pulling her aside. "They're goin to Rohan, why don't we just go with them, aren't we just gonna end up there anyways?"
"Okay, sounds like a plan." GT agreed, quickly stopping the music and cramming the CD player back into her bag.
"We're gonna come with you guys okay?" Kelsey asked, batting her eyelashes at Talath.
"Okay." Talath agreed. "But we have to ride swiftly."
"Got no problem with dat!" GT chimed in.
So the group took off in what GT and Kelsey assumed was the direction of Rohan. Of course, since neither of them could be trusted in anything involving direction or navigation, they decided to ask.
" 'Kay, where exactly are we goin'?" GT asked Kalid, since Talath was too busy flirting with Kelsey to agknowledge her presence.
"We are going back to Rohan." He explained.
"To Endoras?" GT asked.
"No." Kalid answered.
"Oh shit. KELSEY?!!!" GT yelled.
"Mmm hmm?" Kelsey asked, not looking away from Talath.
"Kels, get your ass over here!" GT yelled.
"Ya, what?" Kelsey asked, riding over to GT.
"We got a problem." GT explained. "We're going to Rohan, Rohan. Not Endoras."
"....So?...." Kelsey asked.
"So, dumbass, the eoplepay areay oinggay otay attckay ohanray!" GT pointed out, speaking in pig latin in case anyone happened to be listening.
"Oh." Kelsey realized. "That may present a small problem."
"No shit." GT shot back.
"Hey! Wait a second! They already attacked Rohan! We'll just find an abandoned smoking ruin!" Kelsey pointed out.
"Hey! You're right!" GT agreed.
"Okay, so we keep going with them?" Kelsey asked.
"Ya, I guess we should-" GT began, but Kelsey rode back over to Talath and resumed her flirting.
GT rolled her eyes, laughed, and followed behind her friend.
MEANWHILE.....
"Gimli, there is no such thing as a demonic pika." Aragorn explained for the final time.
"But the maidens siad that there are! And they are going to kill me when I sleep!" Gimli argued.
"Gimli, let me rephrase this. We are going to look for the maidens, and it doesn't matter if you want to come or not, you are still coming." Aragorn tried again.
"No! I will not go any closer to the demonic pikas!" Gimli insisted.
"Fine then, we'll just leave you here." Legolas said, turning his horse away.
"WAIT FOR ME!!" Gimli yelled, running after the horses.
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Okay, that chapter was a little on the short side, but the next one will make up for it. So just review this one while I work on the next one okay ^_^