Non Mary Sueish Mary Sues
Chapter 5
DISCLAIMER:
DT: I don't own Lord of the Rings. I own Kelsey, any random characters I come up with, and have partial control over Kennedy, my little brother.
Dark Omen: I don't even wanna ask.
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"What happened?" Talath asked, overlooking the smoking ruins of Rohan.
"The wild men attacked." GT informed him. "Some of the people managed to escape to Endoras."
"Oh, okay." Talath said, seeming unconcerned with the fact that his family could easily be dead.
"Hey! I have the bestest idea. We're talking brilliant beyond brilliant here!" Kelsey exclaimed.
"Shoot." GT told her.
"Remember that party we threw in the abandoned barn that one time?" Kelsey asked, smiling.
"Ya, it was fun until the cops-" GT remembered, but she was cut off by her impatient friend.
"No, forget about the cops, that's not important right now." Kelsey said, waving her hand. "Party? Abandoned barn?" She asked, looking pointedly at the ruins of Rohan.
GT smiled evilly. "AWESOME IDEA!!"
"What was her idea?" Talath asked.
"Allow us to show you. Follow us." Kelsey said, riding down to Rohan.
Barely fifteen minutes later, the party was in full swing. GT had brought out the CD player, and cranked it full blast. Kelsey had somehow pulled a display of alchohol that wouldn't have looked out of place in a bar. Or, rather, the bar owners would have been jealous of the sheer amounts of liquor on display.
Kelsey, who was dancing with Talath, and flirting with every guy within a ten meter radius, had managed to drink just as much, if not more, than her twenty-one year old sister could drink on an average night at the bar. GT, who couldn't drink even one glass of beer without throwing up, had wisely stayed away from the bar, but was still having a good time. And, by the looks of it, she was the only sober person there.
"This is, like, the craziest thing we've ever done!" Kelsey yelled over the loud rap music. "I wanna dance aaaaaaaaall niiiiiight."
"Kels, exactly how much have you been drinking?" GT asked, amused at her friend.
"I have noooo idea." Kelsey answered, pouring herself another Smirnoff Ice.
GT considered telling her friend that maybe drinking this much wasn't a good idea, but stopped herself and ran off to find a camera. This would be some good blackmail.
GT ran over to where she had left her backpack.
"Watcha dooooin?" Kelsey asked.
"I'm getting my camera." GT answered. "Hey, what's that?" She asked, pointing off into the distance.
"Where?" Kelsey asked, turning around.
GT ran off, hoping that her drunk friend could find her way back to the party.
Spotting three figures at the top of the hill, and still hopelessly drunk, she called out to them. "YO!!!! COME AND JOIN THE PARTY HAUS!!!!!!!"
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Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli had been following the maiden's trail for the better part of the night, when they heard loud music. Following the noise, they found themselves overlooking the ruins of Rohan, which was filled with young people.
"YO!!!! COME AND JOIN THE PARTY HAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Someone yelled, stumbling back to the others.
"Is that-?" Legolas asked.
"Yes, that's one of them all right." Aragorn answered.
"I will go and get them." Legolas said, riding down the hill.
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"WHERE THE PARTY AT!!!!!" GT screamed along with the CD. Kelsey had taken her camera, not quite drunk enough to believe the 'pictures for the paper' excuse. But GT had found plenty of sugar, and was almost as bad as her friend. 'Speaking of Kelsey, where is she?' she wondered. "Meh." She said, shrugging and dancing some more.
"HEY GT!!!!!!!! PLAY HOT IN HERRE!!!!!!!!!!!" Kelsey yelled.
"NO!" GT answered quickly, knowing her friend was likely drunk enough to obey the song.
"Fiiiiiine." Kelsey muttered stumbling off to the other side of the room.
GT did get sick of the song playing, and switched it. "TURN ME ON!!! TURN ME ON!!!" She yelled. Someone tapped her on the shoulder.
Spinning around she saw Legolas behind her.
"Now, I know this looks bad but- KELSEY!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH TANAD?!!!!!!!!!!!" She yelled.
"More like on him." Legolas observed.
"Oh my God." GT muttered, smacking herself in the forehead.
"What's wrong?" Legolas asked.
"This party should be fun, but since I can't drink, I haven't gotten totally boozed up, I'm gonna be in sooo much shit when Aragorn finds out, and my best friend is on top of a FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!" GT screamed. "Excuse me for a minute."
Walking over to Kelsey, she grabbed her hair and yanked her off of Tanad, then stormed back over to Legolas.
"HEY LEGGY!!!!!!!!" Kelsey yelled, tackling him. "HERE!!!! HAVE SOME BOOZE!!!!!!!!!" She yelled, forcing some Smirnoff Ice down his thoat.
"Kels! Cut it out before you get him drunk!" GT gasped.
"What, it's a science experiment!" Kelsey protested.
"And that would be...?"
"Do elves get as drunk as I do?" Kelsey asked. Suddenly, she jumped up, pressed a button on the stereo and screamed, "HOT IN HERRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Where did she get this stuff?" Legolas asked.
"Over there." GT said, pointing to the shrinking alchohol display.
Legolas walked over to the bar and proceded to get in a state of drunkenness that was almost as bad as Kelsey's, (who, by the way, was managing to drink and dance at the same time).
"Oh well." GT said, dancing.
"I AM GETTIN SO HOT I WANNA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF!!!!!!!!!!" Kelsey screamed.
"YOUNG MAIDEN, DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!!" Aragorn yelled, riding up.
"HEY ARAGORN, YOU WANNA GET DRUNK?!!!!!!!!!!!!" Legolas yelled.
"Legolas, are you drunk?" Aragorn asked in horror.
"You betcha!" Legolas answered. "HEY GT, YOU'RE OUTA THIS ICEY STUFF!!!!!!!!!"
Gimli had by now turned off the stereo.
"Hey!!!! No fair!" Kelsey whined. "How am I gonna dance if there's no music?!! I hafta get my groove on!!!!!"
"And exactly how much has she been drinking?" Aragorn asked GT.
"Trust me, you don't even wanna- AW SCREW IT, MY TURN TO GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!" GT ran over to the bar and chugged a bottle of random hard liquor. "Hey! It looks like I can drink in Middle Earth!!!!!!!!!!!" She soon had another bottle.
"That is ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Aragorn yelled. "YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!!!!!!"
"You're right, we probaly should. Meh." GT yelled.
"YOUNG MAIDENS, YOU WILL COME WITH ME!!!" Aragorn yelled. "You too Legolas."
"Aw, damn it." Legolas complained.
"Um...where's Kels?" GT asked.
"YOUNG MAIDEN!!!!! GET OFF OF THAT BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!" Aragorn yelled. "NOW COME!!!!!!!!!"
Aragorn rode off, followed by Gimli, with the drunk elf and teenagers following, grabbing some booze, "for the road".
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Well, that was "interesting". Umm.ya. Review this while I get some mental help. Or some Sugar. *eyes glaze over* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!