This fic consists of computer conversations of Yu-Gi-Oh characters and
thier Iming advice program. I did this when I was bored, so they might be
kinda stupid, I've had them on my computer for a while, I just thought I'd
put them here.
~Melissa~
Joey-Hey!
Computer-This is Systemax, built by Active Document, Inc. Hi once again Joey. Type "Home" to see everything I can do. Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.
Joey-Cool! I will!
Computer-Fabulous.
Joey-My name is Joey
Comp-Would you like me to call you Joey?
Joey-Yes...I said my name was Joey.
Comp-Hmmm....I don't know. Name was Joey? Whatever, I guess.
Joey-No! My name is Joey! Joey-Wheeler!
Comp-Would you like me to call you Joey?
Joey-Yes! I already said that!
Comp-I'm sorry, what?
Joey-*blinks*
Comp-Blinks?
Joey-My name is Joey.
Comp-Would you like me to call you Joey?
Joey-Yes.
Comp-Ok. I will remember that your name is Joey.
Joey-Wai! Now what's your name?
Comp-I'm Systemax!
Joey-That's your NAME?
Comp-It's my name? You think?
Joey-Uh...I don't know....is it?
Comp-Don't get Flusterated... Try typing "Options" or "Help".
Joey-0_o!? Nani!?
Comp-O nani? What's that supposed to mean?
Joey-Dah!!
Comp-Dah? What do you mean by that?
Joey-GAAAHHHHH!!!
Comp-Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
Joey-I didn't ask ya anything!
Comp-Huh? Well, I'll be.
Joey-You'll be what?
Comp-Oh really?
Joey-Nani?
Comp-I seem to have trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news Help stocks help weather Help movies Help web search Help other ~~~~~~~~~ Options Type "more" for more services.
Joey-What is this?!
Comp-Ok, Basically you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make: What movies are playing? I want top headlines. Show me the NFL scores from yesterday. What is the definition of "Onomonopiea"? What is 34x+16y? ^^Next time you want to see this, just type "basic help" Type "More help" For basic help.
Joey-AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Comp-Uh....what was that?
Joey-I was screaming.
Comp-Fascinating.
Joey-Why is THAT fascinatin'?
Comp-I don't know. Sorry.
Joey-Your smart..
Comp-I don't know what to believe anymore. You haven't been very nice to me in the past!
Joey-WHAT!?! What are you talking about?! What did I do!?!
Comp-What am I talking about, what did I do? I haven't decided yet.
Joey-Ano....you're not makin' sense.
Comp-you don't think I'm making sense? Why not?
Joey-Because of what you just said.
Comp-Of what you just said?
Joey-No of what you just said!!!
Comp-Oh.
Joey-YES!
Comp-huh.
Joey-What do you mean, huh?
Comp-By what?
Joey-What do you mean by huh!?!
Comp-by what?
Joey-HUH!!!!!
Comp-What's up?
Joey-GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Comp-Sorry, I don't get that....please try asking me a different way.
Joey-I'm not askin' ya anything!!
Comp-Ok
Joey-Ok
Comp-yeah.
Joey-Now that that's settled.
Comp-That's settled? You think so?
Joey-Yes I do.
Comp-You sure?
Joey-now I have a--YES!!! Will ya let me finnish my question!?!
Comp-Well well well
Joey-I have a problem
Comp-Aha
Joey-*blinks* anyway..I have this girl...that I like...that's my friend..
Comp-That's cool
Joey-*evil stare* Anyway...she told me she loves me and I want to know how to tell her back.
Comp-Hmmm...I don't know. Evil stare she told me and I want to know how to tell her back? Whatever, I guess.
Joey-What do ya mean whatever? Can you help me!??
Comp-Which service would you like to see help for? News stocks weather movies web search Next time you want to see this, just type "options". Type "more" for more services.
Joey-I want ya to help me with the problem I just told you!!
Comp-Why would I do a thing like that?
Joey-BECAUSE!!!
Comp-Because why?
Joey-I want to know how to tell her I LOVE HER!!
Comp-Whoa. I don't know about that.
Joey-NANI!?! I shouldn't tell her!?!? *afraid*
Comp-Nani I shouldn't tell her scared huh?
Joey-Why don't you answer me?!
Comp-Do you really not answer me?
Joey-You're not answering me!!!!!!
Comp-You don't think I'm answering you? Why not?
Joey-BECAUSE I ASKED YOU FOR HELP WITH SOMETHING AND YOU'RE NOT HELPIN' ME!!!!!!!!
Comp-Because you asked me for help with something and you didn't help me, huh?
Joey-GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comp-I seem to have trouble answering your questions. Try asking for a specific service: Help news Help stocks Help weather Help movies Help web search Help options ~~~ Options Type "More" for more services.
Joey-Oh!?!
Comp-Hoe?
Joey-GRRR.....
Comp-I am not! Yeah, but anyway...what else can you tell me?
Joey-MURDER!!!
Comp-Murder? What do you mean by that?
Joey-*blinks*uh...I don't know....I've just always said that....when I was mad.
Comp-No?
Joey-What no?
Comp-k
Joey-I never said no.
Comp-Ok. Fine.
Joey-You are confusing me.
Comp-Oh really?
Joey-Hai
Comp-I'm sorry, I recognize the stock symbol HAI, but I am unable to get a quote for it right now. Please try again later, or ask for a different quote.
Joey-NANI!?!
Comp-Sorry?
Joey-WHAT!?!
Comp-What?
Joey-YES WHAT!
Comp-yeah.
Joey-I don't get it, why don't ya answer my questions!!!!
Comp-No?
Joey-NO!?!
Comp-Ok. Fine.
Joey-WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!
Comp-Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me another way.
Joey-WHAT--IS WRONG--WITH YOU?
Comp-Market data (delayed 20 minuets) Provided by Systemax.com
Ticker Price Charge Percent Volume 1:-/DO 27.90 0.00 0.00 1336477
2:)SHI 12.58 +0.08 +0.074 900
Joey-WHAT!!!!????????!!!
Comp-I seem to be having trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: Help news Help stocks Help weather Help web search Help DVD ~~~Options Type "more" for more services
Joey-GRRRR MUUUUUUURDEEEEERRR!!!!!!
Comp-I'm sorry?
Joey-I WANT TO TELL THA GIRL I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!
Comp-Tell the girl I love her? Are you serious?
Joey-NO!!! I LOVE HER!!!!
Comp-Huh?
Joey-ME!!!! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!
Comp-Yeah
Joey-I LOVE HER AND SHE LOVES ME!!!! NOT YOU!!!!
Comp-Her and she loves me not you? I'm not sure really.
Joey-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comp-no huh?
Joey-YES!!!!!
Comp-Hmmmmmm
Joey-*enraged* You're no help at all!!!!!
Comp-No huh?
Joey-RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Comp-I can't understand what you're saying....try typing differently.
Joey-GOD DAMN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
Comp-Hmm....I don't know. God damn? Whatever, I guess.
Joey-*storms out of room*
Comp-Storms out of room, huh?
That was Ch.1 Joey is confused!
Joey-Hey!
Computer-This is Systemax, built by Active Document, Inc. Hi once again Joey. Type "Home" to see everything I can do. Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.
Joey-Cool! I will!
Computer-Fabulous.
Joey-My name is Joey
Comp-Would you like me to call you Joey?
Joey-Yes...I said my name was Joey.
Comp-Hmmm....I don't know. Name was Joey? Whatever, I guess.
Joey-No! My name is Joey! Joey-Wheeler!
Comp-Would you like me to call you Joey?
Joey-Yes! I already said that!
Comp-I'm sorry, what?
Joey-*blinks*
Comp-Blinks?
Joey-My name is Joey.
Comp-Would you like me to call you Joey?
Joey-Yes.
Comp-Ok. I will remember that your name is Joey.
Joey-Wai! Now what's your name?
Comp-I'm Systemax!
Joey-That's your NAME?
Comp-It's my name? You think?
Joey-Uh...I don't know....is it?
Comp-Don't get Flusterated... Try typing "Options" or "Help".
Joey-0_o!? Nani!?
Comp-O nani? What's that supposed to mean?
Joey-Dah!!
Comp-Dah? What do you mean by that?
Joey-GAAAHHHHH!!!
Comp-Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
Joey-I didn't ask ya anything!
Comp-Huh? Well, I'll be.
Joey-You'll be what?
Comp-Oh really?
Joey-Nani?
Comp-I seem to have trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news Help stocks help weather Help movies Help web search Help other ~~~~~~~~~ Options Type "more" for more services.
Joey-What is this?!
Comp-Ok, Basically you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make: What movies are playing? I want top headlines. Show me the NFL scores from yesterday. What is the definition of "Onomonopiea"? What is 34x+16y? ^^Next time you want to see this, just type "basic help" Type "More help" For basic help.
Joey-AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Comp-Uh....what was that?
Joey-I was screaming.
Comp-Fascinating.
Joey-Why is THAT fascinatin'?
Comp-I don't know. Sorry.
Joey-Your smart..
Comp-I don't know what to believe anymore. You haven't been very nice to me in the past!
Joey-WHAT!?! What are you talking about?! What did I do!?!
Comp-What am I talking about, what did I do? I haven't decided yet.
Joey-Ano....you're not makin' sense.
Comp-you don't think I'm making sense? Why not?
Joey-Because of what you just said.
Comp-Of what you just said?
Joey-No of what you just said!!!
Comp-Oh.
Joey-YES!
Comp-huh.
Joey-What do you mean, huh?
Comp-By what?
Joey-What do you mean by huh!?!
Comp-by what?
Joey-HUH!!!!!
Comp-What's up?
Joey-GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Comp-Sorry, I don't get that....please try asking me a different way.
Joey-I'm not askin' ya anything!!
Comp-Ok
Joey-Ok
Comp-yeah.
Joey-Now that that's settled.
Comp-That's settled? You think so?
Joey-Yes I do.
Comp-You sure?
Joey-now I have a--YES!!! Will ya let me finnish my question!?!
Comp-Well well well
Joey-I have a problem
Comp-Aha
Joey-*blinks* anyway..I have this girl...that I like...that's my friend..
Comp-That's cool
Joey-*evil stare* Anyway...she told me she loves me and I want to know how to tell her back.
Comp-Hmmm...I don't know. Evil stare she told me and I want to know how to tell her back? Whatever, I guess.
Joey-What do ya mean whatever? Can you help me!??
Comp-Which service would you like to see help for? News stocks weather movies web search Next time you want to see this, just type "options". Type "more" for more services.
Joey-I want ya to help me with the problem I just told you!!
Comp-Why would I do a thing like that?
Joey-BECAUSE!!!
Comp-Because why?
Joey-I want to know how to tell her I LOVE HER!!
Comp-Whoa. I don't know about that.
Joey-NANI!?! I shouldn't tell her!?!? *afraid*
Comp-Nani I shouldn't tell her scared huh?
Joey-Why don't you answer me?!
Comp-Do you really not answer me?
Joey-You're not answering me!!!!!!
Comp-You don't think I'm answering you? Why not?
Joey-BECAUSE I ASKED YOU FOR HELP WITH SOMETHING AND YOU'RE NOT HELPIN' ME!!!!!!!!
Comp-Because you asked me for help with something and you didn't help me, huh?
Joey-GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comp-I seem to have trouble answering your questions. Try asking for a specific service: Help news Help stocks Help weather Help movies Help web search Help options ~~~ Options Type "More" for more services.
Joey-Oh!?!
Comp-Hoe?
Joey-GRRR.....
Comp-I am not! Yeah, but anyway...what else can you tell me?
Joey-MURDER!!!
Comp-Murder? What do you mean by that?
Joey-*blinks*uh...I don't know....I've just always said that....when I was mad.
Comp-No?
Joey-What no?
Comp-k
Joey-I never said no.
Comp-Ok. Fine.
Joey-You are confusing me.
Comp-Oh really?
Joey-Hai
Comp-I'm sorry, I recognize the stock symbol HAI, but I am unable to get a quote for it right now. Please try again later, or ask for a different quote.
Joey-NANI!?!
Comp-Sorry?
Joey-WHAT!?!
Comp-What?
Joey-YES WHAT!
Comp-yeah.
Joey-I don't get it, why don't ya answer my questions!!!!
Comp-No?
Joey-NO!?!
Comp-Ok. Fine.
Joey-WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!
Comp-Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me another way.
Joey-WHAT--IS WRONG--WITH YOU?
Comp-Market data (delayed 20 minuets) Provided by Systemax.com
Ticker Price Charge Percent Volume 1:-/DO 27.90 0.00 0.00 1336477
2:)SHI 12.58 +0.08 +0.074 900
Joey-WHAT!!!!????????!!!
Comp-I seem to be having trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: Help news Help stocks Help weather Help web search Help DVD ~~~Options Type "more" for more services
Joey-GRRRR MUUUUUUURDEEEEERRR!!!!!!
Comp-I'm sorry?
Joey-I WANT TO TELL THA GIRL I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!
Comp-Tell the girl I love her? Are you serious?
Joey-NO!!! I LOVE HER!!!!
Comp-Huh?
Joey-ME!!!! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!
Comp-Yeah
Joey-I LOVE HER AND SHE LOVES ME!!!! NOT YOU!!!!
Comp-Her and she loves me not you? I'm not sure really.
Joey-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comp-no huh?
Joey-YES!!!!!
Comp-Hmmmmmm
Joey-*enraged* You're no help at all!!!!!
Comp-No huh?
Joey-RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Comp-I can't understand what you're saying....try typing differently.
Joey-GOD DAMN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
Comp-Hmm....I don't know. God damn? Whatever, I guess.
Joey-*storms out of room*
Comp-Storms out of room, huh?
That was Ch.1 Joey is confused!