Michel the Magnificent.
Disclaimer: I own nothing pertaining to the Gilmore Girls.
(Except a crush on Jess and some pictures of him. Hehehe!)
Lorelai sat through the rest of the ballet trying not to laugh.
When it was over she was the first one to get up.
Since they were so near the front she grabbed a rose by her feet that had fallen off the stage.
Then she rushed backstage to give the rose to Michel so she would have an excuse to tease him.
She found him bending down unlacing his shoes.
He didn't look up when she walked in.
She put the rose under his nose and said, "Oh, I just loved you in the ballet! Can I have your autograph?"
Michel froze staring down the bridge of his nose at the white rose.
"Well, aren't you even going to look at me? I'm your biggest fan!" she said.
"No. Then you will materialize and my dream of becoming a professional dancer will become a nightmare!" he said.
Lorelai laughed.
Michel cringed.
"So, how long has this been going on?" she asked.
"It is just a hobby! Now will you please go away and leave me alone?" he said.
Wait a minute. Rewind! You just said that you had a dream of becoming a professional dancer!" she scoffed.
"Do have it in writing?" he asked.
"Well, No." she admitted.
"Then you have nothing!" he said.
He snatched the rose from her hand.
"Lorelai don't you ever tell anyone about this!" and with that he turned around and walked off but, he knew it wasn't the last he would hear of this.
The next day proved him right.
Lorelai had to work that day and Michel always worked on Saturday.
She smiled when she walked in the door and saw Michel glaring at the phone as it rang over and over again.
"Stay on your toes Michel!" she winked, "You know if you picked it up it would stop ringing!" she said in a sing, song voice.
He looked up to see her spinning on her tiptoes with her hands clasped above her head in ballet fashion.
He glared even more.
She laughed and spun into the kitchen where Sookie was making her special Risotto.
"How could you?" Sookie screamed swatting at one of her helpers with an actual fly swatter!
"I'm sorry Sookie!" the helper said darting into a utility closet.
"What happened?" Lorelai asked.
"He added salt to MY Risotto!" she said glaring in the general direction of the closet.
"Oh. Well, I've got something to tell you that will brighten up your day!" she said.
"What is it? I could use a laugh." Sookie said.
Lorelai went into great detail about what she had seen the night before.
When she was finished Sookie was howling with laughter.
Michel walked in.
Sookie and Lorelai looked at each other then they both jumped up and started spinning around a very embarrassed Michel.
AN/ Did you like it? Should I continue? Please review and let me know! If you do please keep it G rated! Thanks! =)