Disclaimer: We (Sam and Leah) do not own a single thing from LOTR *pouts*
not Legolas, or Aragorn, or WHHHAAAAAAHHHHHH. Except for ourselves (Believe
me I'm not proud to admit that) . So you, no sue me, right?
Chapter One: Wicked Witch of the East
Sam went over Leah's house on Saturday, she didn't even bother to knock anymore because she had gone over Leahs' house so many times she just walked right in the door and yelled, "Hola chica get you arse out of bed!"
"Whahhhhhh! Leave! And stop saying my Hola Chica thing!" Sam heard her bf yell from upstairs.
She laughed and ran up to her room. She knocked on the door to Leahs' room
"You shall not pass!!!" Leah screamed.
She didn't want to get up. She was in the middle of a very good dream and her so called bf woke her up.
"Mellon!" Sam replied.
"Damn it." Leah whispered quietly to herself as she got up and opened the door with death on her face and told Sam
"Why the frig did you wake me up?!? I was in Legolas world. And why can't you call like a normal person?"
"I did stupid, your dad just didn't get off his arse and tell you I was comin ova." Sam told her rather annoyed. *She should have expected that.*
"Oh I should have expected that." she remarked. *Woah, déjà vu.* Sam thought.
Sam could only smile, drop her stuff on the table (if there was any room), plunk herself on her bed and say "So now that you are up, what do you want to do today?"
"Hurt you." Leah said rubbing the sleep out of her eyes, rather annoyed at Sam.
"Well someone woke up on the wrong side of Legolas world today. Or did I wake you up at a good part in your dream?" Sam asked her.
Leah glared at her and nodded. *I hate it when she does that*
"Well you never answered my question and hurtin me doesn't count as an answer." Sam told her quickly before she could answer her again.
"Damn it." she cursed under her breath.
They both laughed.
"How about we watch the parts with Legolas and Aragorn in it. Except you can't skip the parts with just Aragorn in it you still have to play those." Sam told her knowing that she would try to skip them on her.
"Spiffy." she said half heartedly, she apparently still wasn't awake.
"Leah are you even listening to me? Legolas isn't that important."
"What the hell is wrong with you girl! He is the center of everything." Leah told Sam angrily.
"What about your boyfriend?" she asked her.
Leah already did have a boyfriend, but she's loved Legolas way longer than her boyfriend James so in her book Legolas was way better.
"Nothing compared to Legolas." *Of course what did I expect from her.* Sam thought.
They are both 17 and have been best friends for 11 years. Leah is a couple of inches taller than Sam, has brown eyes and brown hair with blondish streaks in her hair. Sam has brown hair and hazel eyes. The two strange girls then started to watch the movie and in the middle of it thet got into a pillow fight. Something they do quite often considering they both like to hug pillows. During the fight Sam pushed her off the bed but Leah wasn't gonna go down alone so she grabbed Sam and pulled her off the bed with her. They fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and did you get it? They did a lot of falling. Finally they hit the ground.
"Hey Leah, you ok?"
"Yeah, somthing cushioney broke my fall."
"I know it's a ways to the floor from your bed but..."
"Not that long" Leah finished Sams sentence for her.
"Hey Toto..I don't think we are in Kansas anymore." Sam told Leah. Suddenly we heard a groan come out from under us.
"Sam...I think we landed on the wicked witch of the east. I call the Ruby Slippers!" Typical Leah she always came up with something funny to say. Suddenly they were propelled into the air and heard a man say from behind them
"I'm not a witch you-you women." He stuttered as if it was hard to describe the two strange girls that fell from the sky.
"Hey look I know what happened was odd but come on what did you think we were donkeys?" Sam told him rather irritated. Leah was thinking the same thing just a different animal, maybe a walrus or a pelican she couldn't decide.
"Well, no. I was just kind of well you know. Disturbed at having some two people land on me after I got off my horse." He remarked.
"HORSEY!" As soon as he said horse Leah perked up. Leah loved horses she's been around them since she can remember. Sam was alittled shocked that Leah really said that, *what did she want them to think we were totally insane?* by the look on the mans face made Sam realize that it was a little late for that.
"Horsey? Do you like horses that much?" The man asked. No one has ever been that happy to hear the word horse *this girl is very odd* he thought to himself. Leah then nodded happily to his question.
"Well then maybe you and I can go riding sometime."
"I would like that." Leah answered very calmly. Sam then realised who they landed on. He had long blond hair and was very hot, gee who could it be?
"OMG Leah its Legolas that we landed on!" Sam yelled
"Pointy Ears!" she exclaimed.
"No my name is Legolas, not pointy ears."
"How bout Lego?"
"No."
"Leggy?"
"No."
"Suga Plum, Elfboy, Blondie and ahhh I'm running out of names hang on."
"No, no, and no and whatever you are going to think of no. Just Legolas."
"Oh I remember Legster!"
"NO!!"
"Fine, well I guess someone has a Gollum up their butt."
"What?"
"Forget it."
"Your very strange for a maiden."
"I've been told that a lot." Legolas looked so confused but he smiled. He didn't mind the girl that much, he actually found her humor refreshing from all of the other maidens. Sam decided to spare him from Leah. Even though Leah thought that Legolas was the hottest thing to walk both two worlds, she wasn't about to change in front of him.
"So Legolas where are we?" Sam finally said.
"First of all how do you know who I am? Secondly why and how did you fall on top of me? And why are you wearing such strange clothing?" Legolas asked.
"I'm Leah and this is Sam. We'll explain the rest later." Leah said "Can you please just tell us where we are... and what do you mean by strange clothing? I love these clothes!" Leah exlaimed about the remark about her clothes.
Legolas just shock his head and ignored her. He decided that was the best thing to do instead of ask questions.
"You're in Rivendell." He said rather confused.
"Ohhhhhh" was all Leah could muster.
Sam laughed. Leah had a way of making everything funny. Legolas was about to walk away but Leah grabbed his arm before he could leave and said "I'll see you at the stables at 5. Ok?"
Legolas smiled and then said
"Alright...I think I might regret this later though."
"Ok thank you so much." Leah said with sarcasm. Legolas smiled and left to go to the house of Elrond.
They looked around and saw all kinds of people looking at them. Dwarves, elves, men and HOBBITS! The two girls both thought *How adorable.*
"Hey Sam, I just wanna chase after Frodo for the hell of it. What about you?" Leah asked Sam.
"LEAH! We can't do that. Beth would kill us. Be good!"
"But.."
"No BUTS! However you can annoy the shit out of the non-straight hobbit Samwise. It would be fun don't you think?"
"HEHE, yeah. Fun, Fun." She was a rather odd child but Sam had to agree with her. It was fun, fun.
"Ehem"
They heard from behind them. They both cringed and turned around. They had a feeling they were introuble. Yelling usually followed that word for the two alien girls. Standing behind them with his arms crossed was Lord Elrond. Sam had no idea what to say so she just stood there and surprisingly Leah did the same thing. Elrond looked over them and then said
"I have no idea who you are or what you are doing here. But I know I would like an explaination and I am sure everyone else here would too. So explain yourselves."
"Ahhhh, well, you wouldn't understand but my name is Sam. Which is short for Samantha. This is Leah. Short for well, Leah."
"Gee Sam thanks. I don't think he would have ever found that out!" Note the sarcasm.
Leah wasn't very happy with Sam but that happens often. Especially when Sam makes Leah wait. So they started to explain everything that happened, except they left out the part with the tv and the movie because they couldn't think of any way to explain those. Once the girls were done Elrond said
"Well isn't that interesting. I think Gandalf should hear about this. So follow me please."
"Oh great," Sam said.
"Do we have to explain it all over again?" Leah whined.
"Duh stupid of course we do."
"Frig you,"
Leah hit Sam over the head. Then Sam countered with a slap over Leahs head. Leah then pushed Sam and she fell down.
"Yeah that's what you get you Montabank." Leah told her annoyed. Everyone just looked at them and continued to follow Elrond.
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A/N:Yay! The first chapter! Hugs and kisses for all of you who read this crap. Please review, and be nice. It'll make me cry (.
Chapter One: Wicked Witch of the East
Sam went over Leah's house on Saturday, she didn't even bother to knock anymore because she had gone over Leahs' house so many times she just walked right in the door and yelled, "Hola chica get you arse out of bed!"
"Whahhhhhh! Leave! And stop saying my Hola Chica thing!" Sam heard her bf yell from upstairs.
She laughed and ran up to her room. She knocked on the door to Leahs' room
"You shall not pass!!!" Leah screamed.
She didn't want to get up. She was in the middle of a very good dream and her so called bf woke her up.
"Mellon!" Sam replied.
"Damn it." Leah whispered quietly to herself as she got up and opened the door with death on her face and told Sam
"Why the frig did you wake me up?!? I was in Legolas world. And why can't you call like a normal person?"
"I did stupid, your dad just didn't get off his arse and tell you I was comin ova." Sam told her rather annoyed. *She should have expected that.*
"Oh I should have expected that." she remarked. *Woah, déjà vu.* Sam thought.
Sam could only smile, drop her stuff on the table (if there was any room), plunk herself on her bed and say "So now that you are up, what do you want to do today?"
"Hurt you." Leah said rubbing the sleep out of her eyes, rather annoyed at Sam.
"Well someone woke up on the wrong side of Legolas world today. Or did I wake you up at a good part in your dream?" Sam asked her.
Leah glared at her and nodded. *I hate it when she does that*
"Well you never answered my question and hurtin me doesn't count as an answer." Sam told her quickly before she could answer her again.
"Damn it." she cursed under her breath.
They both laughed.
"How about we watch the parts with Legolas and Aragorn in it. Except you can't skip the parts with just Aragorn in it you still have to play those." Sam told her knowing that she would try to skip them on her.
"Spiffy." she said half heartedly, she apparently still wasn't awake.
"Leah are you even listening to me? Legolas isn't that important."
"What the hell is wrong with you girl! He is the center of everything." Leah told Sam angrily.
"What about your boyfriend?" she asked her.
Leah already did have a boyfriend, but she's loved Legolas way longer than her boyfriend James so in her book Legolas was way better.
"Nothing compared to Legolas." *Of course what did I expect from her.* Sam thought.
They are both 17 and have been best friends for 11 years. Leah is a couple of inches taller than Sam, has brown eyes and brown hair with blondish streaks in her hair. Sam has brown hair and hazel eyes. The two strange girls then started to watch the movie and in the middle of it thet got into a pillow fight. Something they do quite often considering they both like to hug pillows. During the fight Sam pushed her off the bed but Leah wasn't gonna go down alone so she grabbed Sam and pulled her off the bed with her. They fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and did you get it? They did a lot of falling. Finally they hit the ground.
"Hey Leah, you ok?"
"Yeah, somthing cushioney broke my fall."
"I know it's a ways to the floor from your bed but..."
"Not that long" Leah finished Sams sentence for her.
"Hey Toto..I don't think we are in Kansas anymore." Sam told Leah. Suddenly we heard a groan come out from under us.
"Sam...I think we landed on the wicked witch of the east. I call the Ruby Slippers!" Typical Leah she always came up with something funny to say. Suddenly they were propelled into the air and heard a man say from behind them
"I'm not a witch you-you women." He stuttered as if it was hard to describe the two strange girls that fell from the sky.
"Hey look I know what happened was odd but come on what did you think we were donkeys?" Sam told him rather irritated. Leah was thinking the same thing just a different animal, maybe a walrus or a pelican she couldn't decide.
"Well, no. I was just kind of well you know. Disturbed at having some two people land on me after I got off my horse." He remarked.
"HORSEY!" As soon as he said horse Leah perked up. Leah loved horses she's been around them since she can remember. Sam was alittled shocked that Leah really said that, *what did she want them to think we were totally insane?* by the look on the mans face made Sam realize that it was a little late for that.
"Horsey? Do you like horses that much?" The man asked. No one has ever been that happy to hear the word horse *this girl is very odd* he thought to himself. Leah then nodded happily to his question.
"Well then maybe you and I can go riding sometime."
"I would like that." Leah answered very calmly. Sam then realised who they landed on. He had long blond hair and was very hot, gee who could it be?
"OMG Leah its Legolas that we landed on!" Sam yelled
"Pointy Ears!" she exclaimed.
"No my name is Legolas, not pointy ears."
"How bout Lego?"
"No."
"Leggy?"
"No."
"Suga Plum, Elfboy, Blondie and ahhh I'm running out of names hang on."
"No, no, and no and whatever you are going to think of no. Just Legolas."
"Oh I remember Legster!"
"NO!!"
"Fine, well I guess someone has a Gollum up their butt."
"What?"
"Forget it."
"Your very strange for a maiden."
"I've been told that a lot." Legolas looked so confused but he smiled. He didn't mind the girl that much, he actually found her humor refreshing from all of the other maidens. Sam decided to spare him from Leah. Even though Leah thought that Legolas was the hottest thing to walk both two worlds, she wasn't about to change in front of him.
"So Legolas where are we?" Sam finally said.
"First of all how do you know who I am? Secondly why and how did you fall on top of me? And why are you wearing such strange clothing?" Legolas asked.
"I'm Leah and this is Sam. We'll explain the rest later." Leah said "Can you please just tell us where we are... and what do you mean by strange clothing? I love these clothes!" Leah exlaimed about the remark about her clothes.
Legolas just shock his head and ignored her. He decided that was the best thing to do instead of ask questions.
"You're in Rivendell." He said rather confused.
"Ohhhhhh" was all Leah could muster.
Sam laughed. Leah had a way of making everything funny. Legolas was about to walk away but Leah grabbed his arm before he could leave and said "I'll see you at the stables at 5. Ok?"
Legolas smiled and then said
"Alright...I think I might regret this later though."
"Ok thank you so much." Leah said with sarcasm. Legolas smiled and left to go to the house of Elrond.
They looked around and saw all kinds of people looking at them. Dwarves, elves, men and HOBBITS! The two girls both thought *How adorable.*
"Hey Sam, I just wanna chase after Frodo for the hell of it. What about you?" Leah asked Sam.
"LEAH! We can't do that. Beth would kill us. Be good!"
"But.."
"No BUTS! However you can annoy the shit out of the non-straight hobbit Samwise. It would be fun don't you think?"
"HEHE, yeah. Fun, Fun." She was a rather odd child but Sam had to agree with her. It was fun, fun.
"Ehem"
They heard from behind them. They both cringed and turned around. They had a feeling they were introuble. Yelling usually followed that word for the two alien girls. Standing behind them with his arms crossed was Lord Elrond. Sam had no idea what to say so she just stood there and surprisingly Leah did the same thing. Elrond looked over them and then said
"I have no idea who you are or what you are doing here. But I know I would like an explaination and I am sure everyone else here would too. So explain yourselves."
"Ahhhh, well, you wouldn't understand but my name is Sam. Which is short for Samantha. This is Leah. Short for well, Leah."
"Gee Sam thanks. I don't think he would have ever found that out!" Note the sarcasm.
Leah wasn't very happy with Sam but that happens often. Especially when Sam makes Leah wait. So they started to explain everything that happened, except they left out the part with the tv and the movie because they couldn't think of any way to explain those. Once the girls were done Elrond said
"Well isn't that interesting. I think Gandalf should hear about this. So follow me please."
"Oh great," Sam said.
"Do we have to explain it all over again?" Leah whined.
"Duh stupid of course we do."
"Frig you,"
Leah hit Sam over the head. Then Sam countered with a slap over Leahs head. Leah then pushed Sam and she fell down.
"Yeah that's what you get you Montabank." Leah told her annoyed. Everyone just looked at them and continued to follow Elrond.
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A/N:Yay! The first chapter! Hugs and kisses for all of you who read this crap. Please review, and be nice. It'll make me cry (.