Disclaimer: See chapter one

Chapter 3 - Council Of Elrond

"We're gonna die." Leah said

"Maybe we can get out of this." Sam replied

"I doubt it."

"That's it then we're trapped."

Then you see the two wierdos in the council of Elrond.

"We could try shouting fire." Leah ended the strange conversation that she started. She always did start the weirdest conversations but hey Sam did go along with it. So it is kind of her fault too. Anyways, everyone at the counsel was staring at them.

"What? We're having a conversation." Leah told everyone. Sam smiled, *what an odd child* she thought.

"Okay Leah, lets just shut up and quit while we are ahead." Sam told her.

"Okay.......but its fun making them think we're insane." She whined.

"NI!!" Sam told her.

"NU!!!!!!" Leah said back to her. They laughed and Gandalf glared at them. They realized that apparently it was time for them to shut up.

They both sat there extremely bored because they already knew what everyone was saying. After all they had both read the books and seen the movie about a thousand times. So they both quietly wandered of into their own little worlds. Sam in Aragorn land and Leah in Legolas land. They both were paying absolutely no attention to the conversation till they heard their names said and they immediately popped back into the world.

"I have been trying for many months to get the Nudios back into Middle- Earth and I finally succeeded. Leah, Sam please stand up. These are the Nudios." At this Sam and Leah both looked at each other and then stood up. If they all wanted to stare at them then that was perfectly fine with them. More attention. They slowly glanced around the room and when we came to Legolas and Aragorn they saw them sitting there with their mouths wide open with a shocked look on their faces. (What cute mouths. Hehe)

Gandalf continued, "They will be joining the Fellowship, on our quest to destroy the ring, because they have fought with Sauron before."

"What!!! No we haven't!!!" Leah yelled. "Oh, wait yes we have. Sorry memory lapse."

The girls both smiled and everyone else just looked at them. Apparently they didn't get the point of her little outburst. Gandalf only glared at them. Sam laughed inwardly, *stupid old coot,*. As Leah thought *I want his Pointy Hat.* They continued to talk so Leah and Sam sat back down. Extremely bored of course. But hey they could stare at Aragorn and Legolas the whole time. So it was all good to them. They tried to stay quiet the whole time except for one time when Elrond said,

"One of you, must do this."

Leah just had to muttered sarcastically under her breath

"One of you must do this. Why don't you do it, mate?"

She really hated to wait and she was going to hit someone soon. Boromir started to talk about the ring being a gift and all that good stuff. Leah was still a little miffed so she yelled.

"You really are a stupid human. You don't get it! The ring to Middle Earth is like KFC is TO CHICKEN!"

Boromir was very confused *What's KFC?* he thought to himself and then Aragorn started to speak and then Legolas.

Then Gimli started to yell "I'd be dead before I see the ring in the hands of an elf!" and everyone started to argue. Leah and Sam got tired of the arguing and got up to yelled

"Everyone just calm down! Fighting isn't gonna solve a thing!" then after Sam said that, Leah punched Gimli in face for the whole insulting elves (and Legolas) thing and Gimli fell on his back. Then Leah said,

"On the other hand it's pretty fun." Then everyone started to have a fist fight.

Sam looked at Leah pissed off. Leah smiled innocently, she knew she was gonna get blamed for it, but she didn't care. She needed to get some anger out anyway. Then Frodo finally stopped it by saying his line

"I will take the ring to Mordor!" then everyone stopped fighting.

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