The Nazgûl Sue the Fellowship
By: No One of Consequence
Chapter One: A Devious Scheme
It is a few months after the War of the Ring and the Nazgûl mysteriously appear from. somewhere. They find out that their whole band is still intact and decide to have a reunion at Panera Bread.
Nazgûl 1: Ahh, remember the carefree days of being neither living nor dead and striking terror into the hearts of all that lay eyes on us? (Takes a sip of I. C. Mocha)
Nazgûl 2: Yeah, then that crummy "Fellowship" had to get a Captain Kirk complex and try to save the world and everything.
Nazgûl 3: Hey, when did we start talking normally?
(Nazgûl all look at each other and shrug)
Nazgûl 4: I got an idea! All we have to do is get an unscrupulous lawyer, file a lawsuit, and we can make a fortune!
Nazgûl 5: Aaaaand who would we sue?
Nazgûl 4: The Fellowship stupid!
Nazgûl 6: Hey that's great!
Nazgûl 7: Who shall we get for a Lawyer?
Nazgûl 8: Why should we shell out cash for a lawyer? Aren't we unscrupulous enough?
Nazgûl 9: That works for me!
Nazgûl 10: Great! We should have these things more often!
Nazgûl 1: Wait, weren't there only nine of us?
All Nazgûl stare at Nazgûl #10 who shrugs and tears off a hunk of sourdough.
Chapter One: A Devious Scheme
It is a few months after the War of the Ring and the Nazgûl mysteriously appear from. somewhere. They find out that their whole band is still intact and decide to have a reunion at Panera Bread.
Nazgûl 1: Ahh, remember the carefree days of being neither living nor dead and striking terror into the hearts of all that lay eyes on us? (Takes a sip of I. C. Mocha)
Nazgûl 2: Yeah, then that crummy "Fellowship" had to get a Captain Kirk complex and try to save the world and everything.
Nazgûl 3: Hey, when did we start talking normally?
(Nazgûl all look at each other and shrug)
Nazgûl 4: I got an idea! All we have to do is get an unscrupulous lawyer, file a lawsuit, and we can make a fortune!
Nazgûl 5: Aaaaand who would we sue?
Nazgûl 4: The Fellowship stupid!
Nazgûl 6: Hey that's great!
Nazgûl 7: Who shall we get for a Lawyer?
Nazgûl 8: Why should we shell out cash for a lawyer? Aren't we unscrupulous enough?
Nazgûl 9: That works for me!
Nazgûl 10: Great! We should have these things more often!
Nazgûl 1: Wait, weren't there only nine of us?
All Nazgûl stare at Nazgûl #10 who shrugs and tears off a hunk of sourdough.