Chapter Two: In court
(A few weeks later, the Fellowship is in court, talking before the case starts up.)
Legolas: I can't believe the Nazgûl are back! Didn't we take care of them a long time ago?
Aragorn: And what are we going to do with Boromir's summons?
Gimli: Don't worry about him.I figured it all out last night while I was playing Zelda.
Arwen: What I don't understand is why *I* have to be here! I wasn't a member of the Fellowship!
Gandalf: Well dear, your part in the movies was enlarged to such an extent that you got nearly just as much screen time as the Fellowship. So, the Nazgûl thought it was only fair that you be included in the charges.
Pippin: Which are?
Baliff: All rise! This court is now in session! The honorable Judge Saruman presiding!
(The Fellowship all balk as an evily-grinning Saruman enters and sits down.)
Sam: Where did you come from!!!???
Saruman: It's simple: If Gandalf can come back to life, I jolly well can too!
Merry: This is starting to look very not good.
Gandalf: (groaning) You don't know the half of it! Look at the jury!
(The all turn and go pale as they see Tom Bombadill, Goldberry, Glorfindel, Elladan, Elrohir, Fatty Bolger, Farmer Maggot, Mrs. Maggot, Old Man Willow, The Barrow-wight, Quickbeam and Gildor Inglorion in the jury-box.)
(A few weeks later, the Fellowship is in court, talking before the case starts up.)
Legolas: I can't believe the Nazgûl are back! Didn't we take care of them a long time ago?
Aragorn: And what are we going to do with Boromir's summons?
Gimli: Don't worry about him.I figured it all out last night while I was playing Zelda.
Arwen: What I don't understand is why *I* have to be here! I wasn't a member of the Fellowship!
Gandalf: Well dear, your part in the movies was enlarged to such an extent that you got nearly just as much screen time as the Fellowship. So, the Nazgûl thought it was only fair that you be included in the charges.
Pippin: Which are?
Baliff: All rise! This court is now in session! The honorable Judge Saruman presiding!
(The Fellowship all balk as an evily-grinning Saruman enters and sits down.)
Sam: Where did you come from!!!???
Saruman: It's simple: If Gandalf can come back to life, I jolly well can too!
Merry: This is starting to look very not good.
Gandalf: (groaning) You don't know the half of it! Look at the jury!
(The all turn and go pale as they see Tom Bombadill, Goldberry, Glorfindel, Elladan, Elrohir, Fatty Bolger, Farmer Maggot, Mrs. Maggot, Old Man Willow, The Barrow-wight, Quickbeam and Gildor Inglorion in the jury-box.)