Chapter Three: A bad beginning
Sauman: Alrighty, the prosecution will now make their opening statement!
Nazgûl 1: Your honor, we wraiths intend to prove that the so called, "Fellowship of the Ring.."
Aragorn: *Soooo* not my idea! I told Elrond, "Who will take us seriously with a name like that!" But nooo, he had to get all clever and come up with some dumb excuse about nine of us to match the nine wraiths, which doesn't even make sense anymore, because now there are ten of th..
(He stares hard at the Nazgûl)
Nazgûl 6: Don't ask, it just sort of happened.
Nazgûl 1: *Anyways*, as I was saying: we intend to prove that the Fellowship has committed heinous acts of treason against the people and culture of Middle-earth!
Legolas: WHAT!??
Nazgûl 3: Shut up and sit down, you little leprechaun.
Legolas: What did you call me!!??
Nazgûl 7: You heard him, pixy boy! Havo dad!
Legolas: Leave my dad out of this!
Saruman: Order in the court! The Defense may now present their opening statement.
(Legolas is speechless over the insult, Aragorn is still trying to figure out where the 10th Nazgûl came from, and the rest are too shocked to reply)
Saruman: Okay, the prosecution may present their first witness!
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Sauman: Alrighty, the prosecution will now make their opening statement!
Nazgûl 1: Your honor, we wraiths intend to prove that the so called, "Fellowship of the Ring.."
Aragorn: *Soooo* not my idea! I told Elrond, "Who will take us seriously with a name like that!" But nooo, he had to get all clever and come up with some dumb excuse about nine of us to match the nine wraiths, which doesn't even make sense anymore, because now there are ten of th..
(He stares hard at the Nazgûl)
Nazgûl 6: Don't ask, it just sort of happened.
Nazgûl 1: *Anyways*, as I was saying: we intend to prove that the Fellowship has committed heinous acts of treason against the people and culture of Middle-earth!
Legolas: WHAT!??
Nazgûl 3: Shut up and sit down, you little leprechaun.
Legolas: What did you call me!!??
Nazgûl 7: You heard him, pixy boy! Havo dad!
Legolas: Leave my dad out of this!
Saruman: Order in the court! The Defense may now present their opening statement.
(Legolas is speechless over the insult, Aragorn is still trying to figure out where the 10th Nazgûl came from, and the rest are too shocked to reply)
Saruman: Okay, the prosecution may present their first witness!
(No reviews, no updates. It's that simple, folks :) )