Hey everyone! Miss me? (Readers whisper: No.) Oh well. Thanks everyone for
your suggestions. I am going to pair up Duo with someone from Usa's tribe. I think
that I might make Makoto 'Merrin'. Yah I think I am. Now why am I telling you this?
I don't know why.
Heero: I think you should stop having whole conversations with your self. It's
unhealty.
And if you don't shut up I'll pair you up with Relena!
Heero: You wouldn't dare.
Try me.
Usagi: Um Hee-chan I don't think she's in a very good mood right now so just let get
on with the story.
Heero: Hmp.
Thank you Usagi.

Disclaimers: Don't believe in them any more.


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"So Heero." Usagi said breaking the scilence that had reigned the car for
the past 20 minutes "When do you want to have the wedding?" He pondered this
for a couple of minutes. Finally he answered "When this stupid war is over."
Usagi looked annoyed. "I mean after this stupid war is over. What I mean is: Do
you want to get married in the Amazon Tradition or an actual wedding?"
He shrugged and said "Preferably before we see your family. I don't want
to end up 6 feet under because your father found out that I got you pregnant before
we got married." Usagi laughed and answered "So that's a yes to the Amazon
wedding?"
Heero nodded and replied "Would your tribes have it anyother way?"
Usagi laughed again and said "Not likely." Heero smiled and said "I've missed the
way you laugh." He reached over and took Usagi's hand not taking his eyes off the
road. Heero had begged Usagi and Satsia to let him drive. This was what he said
"PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, LET ME DRIVE! IF YOU DO I'LL BE GOOD
FOREVER!"
Of course after he begged Usagi had to let him drive. Also she hadn't
been feeling that great and didn't want him begging any more. (A.N. That is really
pathetic isn't it. A guy begging? Thats a laugh. The last time that a guy was begging
to me was not to hurt him. He had stolen my shoes and thrown them up into a tree.
And that was in 3rd grade.Why I still don't know. He of all people should know that I
have a mean left hook. Stupid boy.)
After a couple of minutes of scilence Usagi asked "Do you want me to
explain an Amazon wedding to you?" He nodded and she continued "Well for the
Queen of All Tribes it's a bigger event then lets put it this way; the Olympics."
Heero's eyebrows shot up. "All of the tribes come that are under that Queen's rule.
Well the ceremony is just like a normal wedding. Except the person that would be
marrying us is the next Queen in line and ,if she has a mate or a husband, her
husband or mate so that would mean-"
Heero intterrupted her "Merrin and Wufei." He shook his head and asked
"Wonder what Wufei is going to say?" Usagi shrugged and said "We won't know
until we tell everyone after the war that we're going to have an Amazon wedding."
Heero shook his head and changed the subject slitghtly by saying "I still can't believe
Quatre didn't kill me last night."
Usagi giggled and said "I still can't believe that you and I are going to
have a baby. In five months do you want to find out if it's going to be a boy or a girl?"
Heero looked puzzeled and asked "Why in five months?" Usagi shrugged and
answered "Well sometimes after five months you can see certain things on the
ultra sound if it's a boy."
Heero shook his head and said "I don't want to find out. I think it would
be better if we waited." Usagi nodded. They continued on in scilence until Usagi's
cell phone went off. Usagi reached into her bag and answered it. "Hello?" She said.
"Oh my god! Rei it feels so good to hear from you. How is everyone? Good, good.
Actually things are going great! I've got two surprises for everyone when we get
back. Yes I got help. The Chinese tribes are on their way they'll be there in 4 days
more or less. Also I have Quatre, Trowa, Heero and a two of their friends. Tell
Minako I've got a new boy toy for her. Also tell Mako that I have the biggest
surprise ever for her! Let's just say that some people aren't as dead as she thinks.
No Rei. It's no one bad. Quite the opposite. Okay tell everyone that we'll be there
tomorrow or the day after at the most. We're going to stay at the hotel out side the
forest. Yea luv ya too. Bye." And she hung up.
She leaned back relaxed. Heero after about 5 minutes glancing at her
said "Hey Stasia. You can take over." He was answered by the car speeding up a
bit more. Heero put the seat back so they could both lay down. (A.N. The car just
has one seat. You know like old cars that have that huge seat for the front seat.)
Heero layed down beside his fiancee' and started to rub her stomach.
Usagi answered by cuddlying up beside him. After awhile they drifted off
to dream land. An hour later Stasia said "We're here." And they slowly woke up.
Stasia had brought them to a small hotel outside of a huge forest. Usagi smiled
and got out. Heero followed her and stood behind her with his arms around her small
waist.
She smiled up at him and she said "I can't believe how much I missed
the forest. Think we could build a house near a forest?" Heero laughed and nodded.
They walked into the hotel and got a room. They continued their nap until someone
knocked on their hotel door. Heero got up groggly letting Usagi sleep a little more.
He opened the door and Wufei, Duo, and Trowa were standing there. "Hey Heero!"
Duo said a little to cheerfully. "What's up?"
Heero yawned and answered "Not me. You guys need something?"
Duo turned to Wufei and Trowa again and asked "What did we need again?" Wufei
rolled his eyes and hit Duo upside the head. "Braided baka." He mumbled and then
turned to Heero "Are we going to continue on today or stay here?"
Heero shook his head and said "We're going to stay here for tonight.
Usa's not feeling to hot. She's sleeping right now." They nodded and Trowa said
"We'll bring you guys dinner later." Heero shrugged and closed the door. Then he
walked back to their bed, climbed back in to bed next his koi and went back to sleep.
They continued to sleep until it was sunset. Then Usagi slowly woke up
getting her bearings. She turned in Heero's grip and kissed him lightly on the lips.
He slowly resoponded until they both had to pull back to get some air. For awhile all
they could do was pant and stare at eachother. Then Heero pulled her head back
and they fell back on to the bed.
For quite some time all they did was make out. Finally Usagi rolled on top
of Heero to stradle his waist. Heero smirked and said "Thats a nice thing to wake up
too." She smiled and was about to answer when she suddenly then got a panicked
look on her face and she ran to the bathroom. Once more that day Heero grimaced
at the sound of her throwing up.
Then some one knocked on the door. Heero got up with a groan and went
to answer it. "Ugh." Duo remarked as Heero let in him, Wufei, and Quatre "That
has to be the grossest sound I have ever heard!" This time Heero hit him upside the
head.
"Shut up Duo." a muffeled voice said in the bathroom. Then they heared
the toilot flush and some water running. A couple seconds later Usagi came out
brushing her teeth. "Whats up?" she asked her voice pretty much audible. Quatre
shrugged and said "Nothing much. How are you feeling?"
She went back into the bathroom and rinsed out her mouth. Then she
came out again, groaned and flopped onto the couch and put her head on
Heero's lap. "Why don't you get pregnant and see how it feels?" came the angry
reply. Quatre put his hands up in defense and said to Heero "I pity you. Usagi and
mood swings?" He grimaced. "Heero you answer him and you're sleeping in the car."
Usagi said. Heero just meekly nodded.
Duo made a whipping noise and Usagi turned to him and said "Do you
want to feel my fist in your face?" Duo backed off shaking his head. Wufei wisely
said nothing. "So where's Trowa?" Usagi asked. Quatre answered "Getting some
food. We figured you two would be hungry." His sister shrugged and turned on the
TV. She put it on Nickelodion.
The guys started to protest, but they stopped when Usagi glared at them.
For awhile they watched the Rugrats. Then they heared a knock on the door. This
time Usagi answered it. A girl with long black hair wearing an outfit that was simerler
to Usagi's was standing there. For a minute they just stared at each other then they
hugged eachother each saying how much they missed the other.
Heero, and Quatre grinned. Finally the two girls calmed down enough to
come back into the room. They sat down on the couch next to Heero. "Um Usa."
Duo asked "I'm drawing a blank. Who's she?" Usagi smacked her forehead and
answered "Oh everyone this is Rei Hino. She's part of my court. Rei this is Duo,
and Wufei. Wufei is Makoto's husband. Wufei, Makoto is Merrin's new name."
Rei looked shocked and then she said "But didn't she say that he was
dead?" Usagi nodded and answered "Thats what she was told. Just like Wufei was
told that she was dead." She then explained everything that had happend up to now.
But she left out two major things. "Um Rei I have to tell you something. Well two
things." She took Heero's hand and she went on "Well the first thing. Heero
proposed." She held up her left hand and showed her the moon shaped cresent.
Rei grabbed her hand, stared at it for a couple of seconds, and then
looked from Usagi to Heero. Finally she shook her head and said "So whats the
other thing you wanted to tell me?" Usagi blushed and said quietly "I'm pregnant."
Rei stared at her and then looked at Heero and said "You had better take care of
her other wise the entire Amazon nation will come after you."
Heero nodded and they continued watching the Rugrats until some one
knocked on the door again. Heero got up to answer it and Trowa came in with two
cartons of some kind of food. He set them down on the coffee table and Usagi picked
one of them up and opened it. She got one whiff of it and ran into the bathroom with
her hand covering her mouth.
Heero picked the carton up and looked at it. He shook his head and set
it down again. "It's just Mexican food." He said and looked over at the bathroom.
"That food had better be gone by the time I get out of here!" Usagi shouted from the
bathroom. Heero and Duo each picked up one of the cartons and said "We're
working on it!" and they started chowing down on the food.
Five minutes later Usagi came out and found that Heero and Rei were
the only ones left. Usagi flopped down on their bed and asked meekly "Where did
the guys go?" Rei answered "They left to go get their beauty sleep. This morning
sickness isn't exactly in the morning for you isn't it?" Usagi sat up and shrugged and
answered "I just wish Ami had told me that morning sickness took this much out of
you. But no. She had to leave and I'm not on speaking terms my mother so I have no
one to talk to about this. And it's getting me really pissed off!"
Rei wisely stood up and said "I really wish I could help you Usagi. But
I need to get back tonight. Do you want me to tell every one that you're pregnant
and engaged?" Usagi nodded and said "Could you do that for me? It would save
alot of trouble. And I guess you can tell Makoto that Wufei isn't dead. So can you
explain everything to her?" Rei nodded and left.
Usagi flopped back on to the bed and rubbed her eyes. Heero came over
and layed down next to her. She muttered to him "This is all your fault you know."
Heero laughed and said "I know. But hey you get to feel what it feels like to be a
mother." She rolled on to her side to face him and raised one of her eyebrows. "Or
we can go back to me being the bad guy." Heero said. She nodded and smirked. "I
like that one better." she answered. He laughed and kissed her. They continued on
for awhile until Usagi felt Heero's hand go up her shirt.
She pulled back and said "This is how I got pregnant in the first place.
Remember?" Heero looked dissapointed. Usagi shrugged and said "Oh what the
hell." and pulled him back.


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Heero woke up to the most disgusting sound in the world. Usagi throwing
up. He grimaced and got out of bed to find his pants. He was just pulling on his shirt
when Usagi came out still wearing her pajamas: a tank top and a pair of Heero's
boxers. She flopped on the bed and buried her head in the pillows and groaned. He
smirked and sat next to her.
"Rise and shine!" He said. She groaned again and mumbled "Oh go
away." He laughed and threatend "If you don't get up now I'll tickle you." She sat up
immediatly. She glared at him and said "You wouldn't dare!" He smirked and
answered by pinning her and tickeling the life out of her.
She started laughing and saying "All right! All right! I'm up! I'm up!" He
let her go and she sat up. She stood up and tried to stalk away. He grabbed her
around her waist and tickling her again. Finally when all they could do was gasp they
laid back down again.
Heero kissed her bare shoulder and she whispered "I love you Hee-chan."
He smiled and whispered "I love you two." She grinned reconizing the saying they
used to say and answered "I love four." and he finished by saying "I love you more."
They laid there until Heero said "I felt so lonely without you Usa. I don't think I
could take you leaving me ever again."
"There won't ever be a need to feel like that again. I'm not ever going to
leave you again." She answered and kissed him lightly on the lips and laid back
down in his grip. This picture was intterupted by some braided baka knocking on the
door. "What?" they yelled. "You guys ready?" Duo replied. "We'll be there in a
minute Duo." Heero said quickly seeing that Usagi was about to give him a piece
of her mind.
She glared at him and got up to get changed. As soon as she had gotton
dressed they walked down to the cars. They said good morning to everybody and
they drove off to a small restraunt that Usagi remembered. They had breckfast and
surpisingly Usagi didn't throw up. They drove back to the entrance to the forest and
parked their cars in the woods so no one could see them.
They got out and got their bags. Luckily Usagi noticed all the boys had
packed their clothes in back packs. They got their bags and set of on a trail that you
could barely see. Usagi leading, Heero behind her, Quatre behind him, Wufei behind
him, Duo behind him, and Trowa bringing up the rear.
"Hey Usa!" Duo called "How come you can barely see the trail?" She
called back "Do you think that we wan't everyone coming up here? How would you
like it if people are forever coming up here to take pictures of you? We used to have
a broad trail but people kept coming up here to see the famous Amazons. So we
destroyed that trail and built this one."
Duo nodded. They went on in scilence for about 2 miles drinking in the
sound of the woods and the fresh air. After they hit the 3 mile mark Usagi stopped
and clamered up a tree. They heard a scream and Usagi threw something or
someone down. She jumped down next the thing and pulled it up by it's hair. It was a
man in leather and fur.
"Oh it's a little Mocotep." She crooned. "Whats a little boy doing out
here all by his lonesome? Looking for your mama little one?" He snarled and
answered "Whats it to you? You filthy Amazon!" She stepped on his back and
pulled out a knife from her boot and pressed it against his neck. "You'll tell me
where Darien is or I'll slit your throat." She said with so much evil in it that the
guys stepped back.
The man turned into a whining little crybaby with a knife pressed against
his throat. "I was only following my orders! Darien told me to go and try to find you!
Get you when you come back into the woods. 'Bring her back alive and there'll be
gold and women until I die!' Tis the truth your Majesty!" He explained.
Usagi rolled her eyes and looked over at Wufei and jerked her head for
him to come over. "Come over here and hold this poor excuse for a warrior. I need
to write something." She said. He came over and held their prisioner with his hands
behind him. Usagi walked over to where she dropped her bag and took out a piece of
paper.
She wrote for quite some time until she stood up and folded it. This is
what she wrote : 'Dear The Most Idiotic Mama's Boy On the Earth,
Guess who. I will give you one more warning. Leave myself and my
Amazons alone. I will never be your mate. Now get this into your thick head, I have
a mate all ready! Now maybe you'll head this warning and you won't get your self
killed. If not, I will personaly send you to Hell.
Sincerly,
Usagi Winner, Queen of the Japanese Amazon Nation'

She put this in a envelope and tied it with a ribbion. She came back over
to the Mocotep and put it in his pack. "You give that to your leader." She explained
"Maybe this time he'll listen to our warnings." Wufei let him go and the man
stumbled off running as fast as he could to put distance between himself and the
legendary Amazon Queen.
"Why did you let him go?" Duo asked when they got started again. Usagi
shrugged and answered "He was no use to me. Just a messenger. We couldn't have
gotton anything for him." Duo raised his eye brow and remained silent. About 1 1/2
miles later Usagi stopped again and put her packs down.
She turned to the boys and said "Cover your ears." They did it with out
hesatation. So she raised her face to the sky and let out a blood curling scream.
This was answered by another scream let out by many people. 15 women jumped out
of the trees and landed in front of Usagi. They dropped to there knees and bowed
their heads in the Amazon sign of respect.
Usagi lifted her head again and let out another scream. The women
raised their heads and joined her. Then they rose and they ran over to Usagi each
trying to give her a hug first. A brunette got to her first and gave her a hug. "I
missed you old friend." She said to Usagi.
"I missed you too Makoto." She answered. The girl Makoto looked
behind Usagi's shoulder and gasped. "Wufei?" She whispered. He nodded and she
ran over to him and jumped on him wrapping her legs around his waist and her arms
around his neck. He wrapped his arms around her waist spun her around. Finally
Makoto pulled back. She looked at him and then kissed him.
They finally stopped when they heard everyone whistling behind them.
They blushed and Wufei put her down but kept his arms around her waist. "Hey Usa!
We heard some very interesting news from Rei. Mind telling us if they're true?" A
blonde asked. Usagi turned to her and answered "What did she tell you Minako?"
The girl named Minako giggled and said "Well she said that Heero
proposed and you're pregnant!" Usagi nodded and said "Well she's right." Heero
came up behind her and put his arms around her waist. Usagi smiled up at him and
turned back to Minako. "Well show us that rock Usa!" Minako yelled.
Usagi shook her head and held out her left hand. Her friend grabbed it
and whistled. "That is one beautiful diamond Heero. How much did it cost?" A girl
behind Minako said. Usagi looked shocked and said "Hotaru!" The little girl
giggled and Heero answered "Thats going to remain a secret little fire-fly." And he
ruffeled her hair. Usagi got her bags and they continued on to their camp.
When they arrived the women that had brought them made them wait.
Together the 15 women yelled "THE QUEEN HAS RETURNED!" The entire
civilization froze until someone let out a blood freezing scream. The rest of the
Amazons joined her. When they had gone about their buisness again Usagi heared
a little voice cry "Usa-momma-! Usa-momma!"
Usagi turned and saw a little girl in Amazon garb running towards her. She
laughed and bent down to catch the girl. She swung her around and said "Hey
Natalia. How have you been?" Natalia hugged her around the neck tightly as if she
would never let go.
"I missed you. Was Rei right when she said that you're going to have a
babie?" She asked. Usagi nodded and said "Yep. What do you think Hee-chan and
I should name him or her?" Natalia pursed her lips out like a monkey and said "Well
if it's a boy I like the name Odin after Heero's daddy. But if it's a girl you should
name her Lori." Usagi looked thoughtful and turned to Heero and said "What do
you think Hee-chan? Like the names? You would have your pick if it's a boy."
Heero laughed and said "I like those names." Natalia reached out her
arms to him and said "Heero-poppa!" He laughed again and took her out of Usagi's
arms and put her on his shoulders. "Hey Nat. I want you to meet some of Usa's and
my friends." He turned to the guys who were standing behind them with their mouths
open. "Natalia this is Quatre Usa's older brother, Trowa Quatre's boyfriend, Wufei
Mako's husband, and Duo."
Nat grinned and shook their hands from on top of Heero's head. "Guys
this is Natalia. She was the daughter of one of my fiercest fighters Lori Hillwalker."
Usagi explained. She took Nat down and set her on the ground. She got to one knee
and asked "Can you go get Seiya for me? I want him to meet Heero and the others."
Nat nodded and ran off.
Usagi sadly watched her go. She sadly shook her head and turned to them
and Quatre asked "She's Lori's daughter?" Usa nodded and explained "Lori didn't
have her here when you were ever here Q-ball. Nat was with her father. Two years
ago Lori died from some sort of disese and her husband died from grief. Leaving
Nat an orphan. I've been raising her ever since. Now Nat is showing signs of the
disese that Lori died from. Ami left last month to try to find a cure at a hostiple to see
if we can help Nat."
She shook her head sadly again and continued "Nat's so lively. You
usually can't tell that she's sick at all. She knows she might die if Ami doesn't get
back soon." She stopped seeing a dust cloud in the distance. She shook her head
again and muttered "Seiya!" A few moments later they could see what was causing
the dust cloud. A centaur. (A.N. I'm going to have centaurs exsist in this storie. I
don't know why I just feel like it.) And Nat was riding on his back.
He skidded to a stop in front of Usagi and Nat jumped off. Usagi shook
her head at him and said "Seiya Kou! You ever gallop like that again with Nat on
your back I'll have your hide nailed to my hut door!" He looked hurt. He had long
black hair that he wore in a pony tail (A.N. Ironic, isn't it?) and his horse parts were
that of a black gelding. "But Usa," He answered "We were only having fun!"
Usagi shook her head at him and said "You will repeat after me. I Seiya
Kou," "I Seiya Kou," "Prince of the centaurs," "Prince of the centaurs," "Will
never ever," "Will never ever," "Ride like that with Nat on my back again in my
entire life," "Ride like that with Nat on my back again in my entire life," "And I
give my permission to let Usagi Queen of the Amazons order me around until this
stupid war is over." "And I give my permission to let Usa- Hey!" He said
indignatly.
Usagi giggled and said "Seiya I want you to meet a couple of people. This
is Heero my fiancee`, Quatre my older brother, Trowa Quatre's boyfriend, Wufei
Mako's husband, and Duo." Seiya grinned and said "Pleasure to meet you," and
he gave the most extravegent bow a centaur could do. "So Usa, was Rei right when
she said you were pregnant?" He asked.
Usagi nodded and smiled. "Well congradulations to you and Heero from
the entire centuar nation." Seiya said "Now I must go and see a man about a horse."
Everyone laughed and he waved good bye and galloped off towards the centaur
camp.

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Well I think thats it for today. My fingers hurt! Review this and I'll continue it.
Remember R/R!
Ja ne,
Athena